* Posts by Havin_it

1227 publicly visible posts • joined 1 May 2008

Cockeyed 'Knob Face' confusion masks real malware threat

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Ed Stewart

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?

Bendy bike inventor scores design prize win

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WTF?

WTF with the photo?

Is your priority to show us the fracking bike, or its stout-chested creator? Terrible pic - if that's all they gave you, they need to sack their PR wonks.

"You can lock a regular bike to lamppost of course, by Scott's design takes up considerably less room."

Debatable; the length may be reduced, but the girth will be doubled, which is probably more of an issue for pedestrians. Also a bit inconsiderate to other bikers, as you can get two regular bikes round a lamppost - not so with this.

On the other hand, being able to secure more of the nickable parts of the bike with a single D-lock is appealing.

Mother faked ID to 'disappear' child from school waiting list

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That's amateur hour

The really enterprising parent gets close to the "competing" children and frames them for petty crimes, or encourages them to chant "I WANT MORE PORN!" at induction meetings and other offences that'll thin out the field nicely.

For more, see Chris Morris's JAM - prescient stuff.

El Reg marks Steve Jobs for termination

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Joke

RE: Speaks volumes

"I wonder what they make of that big red St George's Cross on our flag."

Not a thing. Ask most of them to draw "the English flag" and I bet over 90% will draw a Union jack. The remaining percentage will wound themselves fatally with the crayons.

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Boffin

RE: Not necessarily a yank

Somewhat less likely to be called "John" then, I'd have thought...

http://babynamesworld.parentsconnect.com/category-senegalese-names.html

For sale: Dr No's Scottish bunker complex

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FAIL

One drawback...

"...The access is adjacent to the lodge..."

So when the birds are in the air and doom imminent, you've got to trudge across the lane, in your pyjamas, stepping in cowshit, to get to your "safe room"? No thanks!

Still, it is a cheap deal. With the money saved, pull down the lodge and put it back up on top of the access ramp. With a rotating bookcase in front of the entry, natch ;)

BBC chief acknowledges DAB flop & internet radio

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Unhappy

Uh, and...?

Reading the headline made me cautiously excited, but nowhere in the article that followed did they go on to commit to any actual rethink of the DAB technology, which is what many of the commentards here have assured me is one of the cardinal sins of the whole bunfight.

So this moment of clarity, for all its pathos, doesn't actually seem to offer any glimmer of hope that the disastrous tech spec will be revised before it really is too late (or has that horse already bolted?)

Microsoft's KIN goes to hell: Site offers comfort

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Missed

Looks like the site's overlords didn't appreciate the humour - all that's left now is a po-faced message about its takedown.

Probably wasn't mawkish enough.

3D TV: Avatar or Ishtar?

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Paris Hilton

Don't be ridiculous

Video gaming does not drive adoption of new technology.

Porn does.

Unused 'free' minutes cost Brits £800m a year

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Alert

Ah, but

Be careful not to over-compensate. When I got my last phone I went for the cheapest monthly cost tariff, reasoning that (a) I never used all the minutes/texts I got previously, which wasn't much more than this and (b) although it meant I had to pay quite a bit for the handset, it still came to less than the additional cost of the next-highest tariff for 24 months. Awfully pleased with myself was I.

However, my usage did increase -- not even that much, but enough to start exceeding my free allowance most months -- so I ended up paying probably a wee bit more than if I'd gone for the next more pricey contract, plus of course the more expensive handset.

Lesson: don't sail too close to the wind when it comes to your allowance. A bit of a buffer-zone can be a sensible investment, unless your usage pattern is very predictable.

OpenOffice gets Ubuntu-media friendly

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@Mr Angry Coward

I'm not sure why this inflames you so. It's true multimedia in Linux is a horrendous hodgepodge, and I never suggested otherwise, but the OOo developers are going to have to deal with it on some level if they want multimedia support in the suite at all (though that in itself is questionable goal, as you indicate).

Devs have to work out how to make their apps reliably produce sounds and/or video. And your "average person" -- who I'd argue is already *not* an average person if they're using Linux -- won't get far in Linux without having some part of the multimedia stack let them down, and if they don't quit in disgust at that point, then they will soon get an introduction to the horrors that lurk beneath. I can't speak for more than a handful of other people, but a trial-and-error approach to finding a player and backend that plays a given bit of content (over a given bit of hardware) tends to prevail.

So yes, being able to choose between Xine and VLC (does Phonon have a backend for that now? Sweet, must investigate) is bloody handy in my opinion, because one of them might actually work; if the choice were made for me, it'd probably be the one that didn't.

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Gates Horns

Not every distro

For KDE distros it's just yet another bloody multimedia framework to have to clutter the system with. I never use media in OOo so I hope to hell it's not made a forced dependency.

How about Phonon support, so a choice of frameworks can be used? (Something good that came out of KDE4)

Would have gone for the unhappy penguin icon if there was one, this'll have to do.

Exciting company seeks Linux engineer

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Coffee/keyboard

When you read further...

...it all makes sense:

"The Engineer will also be responsible for Supporting maintaining and troubleshooting the clients hosting environment, network, IP traffic and sewers."

If these are bona fide typos and the whole thing isn't a subtle joke, it's a beautiful double-blunder.

Visa tightens rules for small sellers

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Suggestion

I can't speak for any of the competition, but we use SagePay (nee Protx) for our ecommerce processing, and it does what you seek. You can choose to take "deferred" payments, meaning the authorisation is done as normal, but the debit isn't taken straight away, just "shadowed" (reserved so they can't spend it in the interim) until you log-in and either accept or abort the payment.

The auth system allows you to set rules (thresholds, really) such as: reject txns that fail address check *IF* txn value is £* or greater. This makes a lot of sense because, as you say, there are a lot of inexplicable false-alarms, but at the same time it's best to be covered against chargeback if the sum in question is high enough to hurt.

BTW I don't work for the aforementioned company. They were in fact recommended to us by a competitor(!) as being more suitable for a business of our size. If you have a high turnover and tight margins, you probably want to think about someone else as their servers do occasionally have a wee lie down (couple of times a year).

Online crims not just 'speccy geeks', researchers warn

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Boffin

Speccy geeks? NO!

I've yet to see an ID-theft trojan crafted in Sinclair BASIC.

10 PRINT BTW what is your mum's maiden name?

20 GOTO 10

RUN

Keep us out of it, we're busy res-hacking Telly Tennis over here, kthxbai

Secret ancient code, basis of all modern civilisation, cracked

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FAIL

"Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down."

You fucking failure. Up until that point I thought you were somebody I could look up to.

Women reveal all for X-rayted pin-up calendar

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Grenade

OK...

...I'll bite, since you didn't use the Joke icon I'll cautiously assume you are serious.

While I can't speak for anyone else, personally I didn't find anything arousing about these pics. Did you? What I did find was a clever pastiche of the semi-porn cliche that is the Pirelli calendar, and one that provoked some introspection on the whole business of porn and the intrinsic nature of the human animal that is its centrepiece.

If you truly feel that either the publishing or the appreciation of this calendar is indicative of society's descent (rather than, I dunno, whole countries being enslaved by corrupt mass-murderers so we can enjoy cheap consumer-goods), then I welcome your well-reasoned and insightful reply.

"Am I the only person that thinks this is sick and twisted?"

Much as it pains me to admit it, no you probably aren't. But you'll probably find more kindred spirits over at http://www.dailmail.co.uk/ than here.

Student's brilliant idea: A peer-to-peer social network

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Grenade

(Different) Bah!

I was pondering something like this, for just the reasons he cites, just a couple of weeks ago. If only I could write software...

It makes a lot of sense, as the only thing I don't like about Facebook is, well, Facebook - the people are fine, as long as you restrict your contacts to those you actually want, but the provider is a massive douche. It's rather like if you and your friends all decide pubs have become such hateful places that you're better off getting together at each other's houses for a drink.

I look forward to seeing what he comes up with, and how he addresses some of the issues I perceived. And who from the above list will be first to sue him, of course ;)

Redback spiders provoke BAE lock-down

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Go

It already exists: RZSL

aka the long-forgotten "Reg Zoological Supremacy League". Been a while, but I think dolphins were one of the last entrants after trying to drown some drunkard on a Russian beach a few years back.

Maybe time to dust off the RZSL with a UK focus?

Bluetooth: wireless wonder or digital dead end?

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Thumb Up

Has found its niche with me

Apart from the ubiquitous, faff-free method of chucking files between my phone and PCs and other devices, the greatest triumph of Bluetooth in my case has been to provide me -- finally -- with a pair of wireless headphones for my portable music device. Liberation from the tyranny of being hogtied by a cable (that's always either too long or too short) between ears and device does things to me that aren't fit for publication. I can't think of a greater individual improvement my music-lovin' life has experienced.

Middle-aged sex is crap: Official

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Coat

Is it worth it?

It'd be either a couple of saggy Playmates (terminology?) in a bed just reading a book, or a darkened room. What's the point?

I'll get my dressing-gown...

Toshiba intros dual-screen, keyboard-less netbook

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Thumb Up

I kinda like it

If the price isn't too ridiculous nor the battery-life too shabby, I reckon I'd go for one of these over a Jobsian fondle-slab any day. The clamshell approach makes it just about [largish] pocket-sized, and the spec is pretty reasonable, though I've never heard of that CPU - I thought the Pentium name was retired by now. Also Toshiba usually manage a quite decent build quality. Weight-wise, I dunno - is 840g heavy for a 7in netbook? Also, what are the connectivity specs?

Just a shame it's Windows, and looks like the lower touchscreen UI will probably be Windows-dependent. Looks tempting to me though; if they can bring it in at less than £400 (fat chance) I'd be interested.

'Toothed' condom hits rapists where it hurts

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Coat

I too see flaws

Plan 1: Get used to regular rapings from ugly women (following your precept that ugly = rapist)

Plan 2: Stand by for the imminent end of humanity as the men are too drunk to fuck and the women, without cash to help them hold the fabric of society together (or make the tea), are too weak from starvation to rape them.

Mozilla's next Thunderbird gives Gmailers hope

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Boffin

RE: HTML e-mail option

I think TFA means the option over whether to *send* your mail as HTML or not.

Personally I don't mind *viewing* HTML email as long as it's sanitized of any web-bugs or other naughtiness, but I'm old and fogeyish enough to consider it bad netiquette to send the stuff.

LibCons bin £2bn of late Labour projects

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Stonehenge Visitor Centre

A plaque on the fence by the road, reading thus:

"In this field is a big pile of fuggin' big stones that we call Stonehenge. Many academics have dined out on theories of what it's for, but honestly we haven't a fuggin' clue. Enjoy and don't litter."

PS Trident: how about we save the money and just *tell* people we replaced it? Like that bit in The Godfather where they put their hands in their coats so it looks like they have guns.

HP and Yahoo! team up to print ads in your home

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WTF?

Just don't get it

If you actually sign up for these e-print-mag jobbies I don't see anything unreasonable in there being adverts included -- journalism needs funding somehow -- but I just cannot understand why anyone would sign up! Seriously, what content can they offer that's so compelling, so unique, that you can't have the equivalent plonked in your inbox or feedreader and print what you *want* to print?

New Interwebs extensions edge ever closer to reality

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That or extreme sports

...if you consider the two mutually exclusive that is ;)

Nah, you certainly don't seem to have to have a business to register a .com, or be a nonprofit to get a .org, so I'm sure you'll have nae probs.

May I recommend your.name@goatse.xxx if you can manage to beat the rush for it ;)

PS - are you positing that pornmongers don't spam each other? And I would have thought that the \/14GR/-\ pushers and manhood enhancers would be all over them like a, er, rash, no?

Ubuntu fights iPad fever with netbook shot

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RE: Wrong Focus Yet Again

I would say that if you leave your computer on for months at a time, unless it's a server or a life-support machine, you just may be in the wrong place to cast stones regarding the lifestyles of others. Unless you never sleep, how do you justify keeping it on all that time?

Personally it's quite common for my netbook to be booted and shutdown three times a day: once before work, once at work (if I've had reason to bring it with me), and once after. I use it for both work and personal activity so I hardly think that's evidence of a broken life.

And as a Linux user of some years, I have learned the hard way never to trust the Sleep or Hibernate functions: the former might reasonably be renamed "Die", adn still consumes power; the latter, when it works any better, generally is no quicker than a reboot. Note that this is very much personal experience only, but is a sadly very consistent one.

Apple lifted 'make web go away' button from open source

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Yeah but no but

While I see where you're coming from, and don't much fancy the idea of my "beautiful" sites being butchered in this way either, 2 things:

(a) As a web author/provider, you serve up and transmit a page of HTML and some other odds and sods in a presentational style and structure of your liking. Once it's left your server and is represented on the client's screen, it's really up to them what they do with it. By way of an analogy, suppose I buy a newspaper, throw away the sports pullout, and rip the top two inches of celebutard-baiting Heat-magazine-style "teaser" bollocks off the front page before I start reading. Does this make me a thief? No - I bought the paper, it's my right to make it into a funny hat, without reading any of it, if I so choose.

(b) Readability is something the user has to voluntarily use after loading the original page; it's not like the user never even sees your proffered layout and content (although if they were really hard-assed I suppose they could combine it with Greasemonkey) - I don't know what the score is with Safari but I bet it's not automatic either. So your analogy doesn't quite ring true - it's more like you'd be standing outside the store telling everyone who walks out clutching a brochure (and can be bothered to listen) that pages 1-4, 6-7 etc. are drivel, and *they* ought to rip them out and oh, I've some scissors if you need 'em. To be fair, the fruit police would probably give you a doing-over for that too, but for once I don't think they could do much legally, except maybe harrassment charges or an ASBO.

Here's a thought: maybe if the authors of informational sites worked harder to strike a reasonable balance between content and window-dressing/ads/etc, then widgets like these would never have been conceived of in the first place.

Mozilla man blasts Apple and Google for HTML5 abuse

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FAIL

RE: RE: I see...

Er, no s/he wasn't. Edumacate yourself:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blink_element

You can blame MS for a lot of the web's ills, but they came late to the party. Consider my choice of icon multiplied x2 for your benefit.

Apple's HTML5 'standards' hype debunked

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Firefox

Results using Firefox 3.6.3 on Win 7 (pretending to be Safari 4.0.4 on Win 7):

Video - No (duh)

Typography - partial

Gallery - No (degrades semi-gracefully, at least)

Transitions - No

Audio - No (wants Quicktime. What codec?)

360° - Yes (quite impressive this one)

VR - No

Nokia debuts four cheapo phones

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WTF?

Why 2 SIMs?

This is all a bit cutting-edge for the likes of me. I can see why it'd be handy to be able to stow a second SIM in your handset and switch between them at will, but what's this about having both active at once? How's that work then? Doesn't the UI get very complicated if you're forever choosing which provider to use for anything you do on it? and what happens if both numbers get a call at the same time?

Would genuinely welcome some enlightenment about this.

Sky snaps up Virgin TV channels

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WTF?

"Sky is paying £160 million cash"

Blimey. That's gotta be quite a few suitcases full. Hope they both use the same bank, otherwise Virgin'll need a van or something to haul it over to their own bank and deposit it. Don't forget the lodgement book, lads!

Haven't these people heard of BACS?

Is your office World Cup sweepstake legal?

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Headmaster

RE "Sir McCarthy"

Would that be John, or Mick? Didn't realise either of 'em had been kniggited. I'm guessing it's not the 1950s US Commie-fearin' senator either.

Salacious smut soaks 12% of web

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Headmaster

How many minuets?

The average porn site visit lasts 6 slow, stately dances in triple meter, popular in the 17th and 18th centuries (or pieces of music for such a dance or in its rhythm) 29 seconds?

Quite honestly I have some trouble with that assertion.

Steve Jobs fears Nation of Bloggers

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Rumours of print media's demise exaggerated

It must be a very rarefied environment most commentards on this site inhabit, that they'll swallow the idea that newspapers are teetering on the brink of extinction. This is simply horseshit and to believe it is to live in a bubble.

Newsflash: there still exist a massive core of the population for whom the newspaper remains the only readily-available source of in-depth current-affairs information (and, in some cases, breasts). For whom popping into a corner-shop and dropping 20p on the Currant Bun is *never* going to be replaced by a phone- or PC-based equivalent. Then there are plenty more who perceive the established papers as bastions of true journalism (not for me to comment on the veracity of that perception) and blogs etc as no better than adolescent masturbation (often hard to disagree, but see above). These markets are sure enough contracting, and individuals in the sector will face tougher times, but the idea that they'll be nothing but chip-wrappers by Tuesday week is massively naiive.

Net shakeup looms as IPv4 resources start running low

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They easily could

IP isn't implemented in hardware. Any ISP-supplied modem/router should be capable of doing IPv6, they just need to get off their arse and push a firmware upgrade. My ISP already had to do this once when they went ADSL2+, and this is (in some ways) simpler. *Their* end of the pipe is probably a harder proposition than your end.

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What's really needed

is slightly less terrifying notation for the damn addresses. I mean, 10.0.0.1 any fule can get their head around that with some training.

But try telling someone over the phone to point their browser to "zero eff colon colon bee one colon opening curly brace colon colon ..." (etc) or even remember it yourself for any length of time - not a hope.

Am I just getting old?

Malware scanners fail

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Sorry, missed a bit

I forgot to put "...in my experience" or words to that effect. I voiced my opinion on the Internet about something I'm not a leading authority on - sorry if it inflames you so but, jeez man, people do it all the time.

You certainly have a point as I mercifully have never encountered any bespoke (apart from my own) or industry-specific (unless you count Sage, which is soon to have to be dealt with - any advice?) applications to speak of. However, you know what? Neither do most other people who use computers every day (in my purely experience-based opinion). A hell of a lot of people, who perhaps you don't encounter much in your work by its very nature, get through their working (and personal, let's not forget) life with an eclectic but relatively modest stack of apps.

I'm not saying I'm right and you're wrong - I'd certainly have worded my post more carefully in hindsight - but without knowing exactly what you actually do, I ask you: is it not possible that your perspective on this is a wee bit skewed too?

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Grenade

Bit harsh

I think a lot of people might be surprised how easy it is to run with least-privilege on XP. Undeniably there are apps galore available for XP that rely on the user being Admin, but there are very few that are irreplaceable, and still a good chunk of the remainder can be brought into line with a couple of crafty hacks easily found via a quick google.

MSOffice 97 is a case in point. Hardly surprising that Win9x-era software, even from MS, doesn't play well with non-admin, but after loosening a few file and registry perms on first-run, then re-tightening afterwards, problem solved.

Note I'm not denying 7 and Vista are streets ahead, especially on the sheer usability of the way they handle elevation, but XP *can* be made just as secure with only the same level of commitment as most of the suggestions in the article.

Alt rock diva's nude snap 'leaked' to tweetosphere

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Coat

Thngs?

Blimey, it must be true about self-abuse making you go blind - you've lost one "i" already!

/sorry

Regent Street blocked by iPad fanboi swarm

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Pic 2, third from left

I hope the fruity minions didn't give him that drink. I don't think he's enjoying it very much.

Want nips like church coat pegs? Click here

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Boffin

Indeed

The version I've heard in the past was "chapel hat-pegs", which made a weird sort of sense: being in the chapel, you'd assume they were designed to securely hold a wimple, or perhaps even a visiting Archbishop's big pointy job, which are among your taller examples of millinery.

Er, did I over-think that?

HTML5 'unhinged from reality,' say Javascripters

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Wouldn't call that "supporting"

More like "tolerating", really. "Support" would be actually implementing it in the browser natively, but they won't do that because (a) it's not yet proven patent-immune, and (b) they'll probably be the ones putting that to the test, as part of MPEG-LA.

Google renews vows with Chrome OS

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Unhappy

Aw crap

And here I was really getting rather excited about the prospect of getting an Android phone in the mid-term future. From this it sounds like the future for "Google's good OS" is uncertain and probably short (at least the "good" part, i.e. the part where you can use something other than bloody web-apps in it).

Crap. Crap crap crap. Nokia, if you're listening, PLEASE show more horse-sense and let Meego flourish as a truly open platform. Either that or start giving Symbian some more dev-love, I don't mind which.

Google's encrypted search casts shadow on web analytics

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One thing I'll miss

Some sites that specialise in reference information use the referrer info to colour-code your search terms in the page they send, much as Google does for you if you go for the cached version. That can be a very handy time-saver on big pages.

There you go - at least one purely altruistic webmaster activity that's been stamped in the balls by this change.

PS @ "All sites should go SSL" - sod off. SSL adds overhead, and for a huge percentage of sites (and visitors thereof) there's absolutely no point to it. I agree that it'd be nice if all sites could have it as an option (and search engines could then direct like-for-like to SSL or non-SSL versions of the result), but asking all webmasters to shell out for a "trustworthy" certificate from one of the anointed sellers is bullshit. The trust that underpins SSL would be better entrusted to an NGO such as ICANN than brokered by a cartel of douchebags.

Phoenix Mars Lander officially dead

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Thumb Down

Man's name sounds like swearword in foreign language

Film at eleven.

Google backs open codec against patent trolls

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FAIL

Not me

This doesn't make much sense to me. If Google intended VP8 simply as a bargaining-chip to net a freebie H.264 licence, wouldn't they have simply made back-channel threats to open-source it rather than actually doing so? Now that they have, the genie is out of the bottle: they no longer control it, so it doesn't actually make any difference to MPEG LA what they do now.

As for Mozilla and Opera also being given free licences, (a) I don't see why this follows from Google getting one, and (b) it wouldn't be possible, at least for Mozilla, to accept. No licence under which MPEG LA could possibly offer H.264 to Mozilla would be compatible with the licence under which Firefox et al are distributed. For this to be so, everyone who downloaded the source code or binaries of Firefox would have to be granted the same rights they have to do just about whatever they please with the rest of the codebase. Can't really see MPEG LA going for that, TBH.

Atlantis spacewalkers snapped through shuttle windows

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Boffin

Cleanest rubber I've ever seen!

Either that lot have very little to do up there, or they just never make a mistake in their scribblings.

Anyway, never mind the pencil - what's the BIG RED BUTTON on top of the joystick for?

Google blames developers for lousy Android battery life

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Uh, thirded?

I understand people wanting the GUI to look flashy and all, but I find it madness when a phone insists on going through artsy-fartsy animated transitions (which rapidly become pointless after you've seen them a couple of times) just to do something as prosaic as navigating a menu. Maybe this is a pretty small brick in the wall, but it just boggles my mind especially when it can't be turned off.