* Posts by Gareth

6 posts • joined 27 Apr 2008

Israeli TV star ordered execs beaten up

Gareth
Happy

No Monkey Tennis...

for the Israeli viewing public, then.

Wacky Jacqui spanked by husband

Gareth
Happy

Kleenex?

I wonder if she also put in expense claims for tissues (for when her staff have the sniffles)?

Brits decline to 'think outside the box'

Gareth
Boffin

What is the Holy Grail of business-speak?

Note the capitalisation please, pedants.

Berlin bans handy iPhone metro app

Gareth
Joke

Groan

Typical you wait ages for a iPhone timetable application and then two come along at once.

Criminals hijack terminals to swipe Chip-and-PIN data

Gareth
Happy

Easy solution

Why can't these rotters just stop behaving like this and do an honest day's work for an honest day's pay? Life would be so much easier for everyone.

Judge muzzles Sequoia e-voting attack dogs

Gareth

Receipts - Secrecy

Giving each voter a receipt of how they voted violates the principle of a secret ballot, since the person could be put under pressure afterwards to disclose the receipt.

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