* Posts by PHUQUE

6 posts • joined 12 Apr 2007

How big an eco-hazard is IT equipment?

PHUQUE
Pirate

Dim Bulbs

More dim ideas from dim bulbs. If we could turn off Brussels and the soon -to-arrive jackbooted thugs of the EU, there would be enough energy freed up to energise my flux capacitor allowing us all to escape these mindless beaurocratic wankers!

Office update disables MS files

PHUQUE
Gates Horns

Microsiht Slogan

Microsoft.....it almost works!

Flying cow destroys minivan

PHUQUE
Alert

GOT MILK?

With that couple it's probably just one thing after an udder.

Boy beats Reaper at 20,000 feet

PHUQUE

er...D'OH!

Mulligan at a pre-adolescent level.

Vista – End of the Dream?

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US border patrol tests 98-foot networked radar towers

PHUQUE

Wetback RADAR

Hell...It only cost 5bn to build the USS Ronald Reagan aircraft carrier. Why not just let the Border Patrol Agents call in airstrikes! Multiple, if not initial, attempts to slither across the border would be vastly reduced.

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