* Posts by Rick Giles

570 publicly visible posts • joined 17 Apr 2008

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BOFH: Radiating sincerity

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RE: What's wrong with Lutton?

Twice? You must go and read the archives...

Virgin rejects $1m space sex offer

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Does anyone else...

think it's funny that the company's name is Virgin?

BOFH: The Mandelboat virus

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Must be the day after pay day...

cause the BOFH/PFY are in good form.

BOFH: Back in the saddle

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Sometimes, the Cowboys are the employees

We had one of our satellite offices go down a while back cause some nimrod plugged in a wireless router to the LAN and it killed the DHCP server and no one could get a valid IP addy.

Mines the one "earth leakage detector" for the wireless router, in the pocket.

Parents plant spyware to snare sex predator

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@Pie

Why? You are the parent.

-Mines the one with the "Because I said so!" sign in the pocket.

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@Dave

Here! Here!

Hadron boffins: Our meddling will not destroy universe

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Black Helicopters

RoTM

Watch the video here:

http://webcast.cern.ch/index.html?channel=Channel+2

We have totaly missed the point. They talk about the WWW being used as a giant Super Computer. The whole thing is going to become sentient.

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Paris Hilton

Scrodingers cat-sitter

I just wanted to say that...

Paris coz I got something she can... <BONK!> Ouch!

Cock-up blamed for MCI customer site outage

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Joke

@Kwac

Trolled

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Linux

@Jeff

That was my thought. I felt like I had either been temporaly displaced to the early '90s or this article had slipped through a worm hole and got dumped on the web by Al Gore.

Although, in the early '90s no one was paying bills online via the web.

-Tux 'casue the early '90s was when I was introduced to Unix and then found Linux. Thank you Linus!

BOFH: Burying the hatchet

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@Jim The Boss

*yawn*

Mines the blue one with the LART in hidden inside pocket (it's a big pocket too).

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Pirate

@Everyone that thinks all Americans are idiots

Don't let one loud mouth (or MOUTH) bafoon cloud you opinion of the rest of us.

As for English, there are many eccentricities in it. Even the Chinese have different dialects and writing styles (traditional and simplified). So when there is a Universal English then you, we, us can complain.

Please forgive any misspellings as I am at lunch and couldn't be stuffed.

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Linux

@Jim the Boss

shutdown -h now

US customs: Yes, we can seize your laptop, iPod

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Joke

GW, I think the plan is working

They all are staying out of our Blessed country. Now, how about that fence on the North and South borders?

BOFH: The admin gene

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Those that don't have it

And they work in Desktop Support. I have it and guess who they come to after banging there heads on the keyboard for about an hour.

Mines the one with the Clueon dispenser.

Dell offers 'Windows Vista Bonus' to frightened customers

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Linux

I'm switching...

to Linux once XP is no longer supported.

Long live Tux!

Roomba robot maker to build DARPA squidge-droids

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Linux

Remember the Matrix?

Ooohh look, Squiddies!

<Tux cause the Matrix will run on the Linux kernel 42.0>

AT&T brainstorms Time Warner-like bandwidth cap

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Joke

Now we know the real reason...

behind AVGs upgrade. It's to make you use more bandwidth.

BOFH: PFY's mum pays a visit

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RE: lolz

"k... laughing out loud in the middle of the office gets you some funny looks around here :)"

If I don't laugh occasionaly, people start using a lot of backup media and pulling there PCs off the network.

Windows Vista update 'kills' USB devices

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Linux

Beaten to the punch

"... I believe Windows 7 will be the Windows ME of this generation of OS's.."

No, me thinks Vista has that title.

Take XP from me? Hello Linux!

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