Exactly 54 moves
It always takes me exactly 54 moves. This is the number of coloured faces I have to peel off and re-stick.
316 posts • joined 11 Apr 2008
It always takes me exactly 54 moves. This is the number of coloured faces I have to peel off and re-stick.
I didn't realise there were 329,999,999 web developers checking that their latest app could run on SatNad's PC.
I suspect this post could be thumbed up by approximately 28 million households.
I once went to a dealer to get a map update DVD for my 2005 vintage Volvo S40. This was about 2008, and the maps were already so out of date the Sat Nav wasn't capable of getting me from Derby to Tenby without the motorway. At all.
£600 they said.
I only want the discs, and then only for the UK if that's an option, I said, perhaps naively.
Six Hundred Quid they said. 500 + VAT.
Six Hundred *Fookin* quid for a disc? Said I.
A trip to Halfords and £250 later I had a better, faster Tom Tom and my pop-up in-dash sat nav never popped up again.
of reaching Peak Daily Mail
So the MacArthur's, MacGregor's and MacLean's were shit outta luck then? As are my ancestors, the MacPollen's.... No hard feelings, you deserve one of these for even attempting that task.
Could this be defeated by running a randomised workload when encryption / decryption is taking place? Perhaps even perform parallel decryption / encryption using nonsense keys and nonsense data, lock-stepped to the genuine task.
Or, if the server if sufficiently shielded, would an RF white-noise generator defeat the snooping?
The Daily Mail.
Pick a day. Any day.
... it just takes an additional 2.4 years to type all those extra spaces.
No joke icon. Not joking. I'm a tabby.
"Care to point at *any* meaningful sacrifice made by her?"
She appears to have sacrificed her reputation in pursuit of a payday.
My (non IT literate) brother was once trying to save a picture to a floppy disk on my my Amiga. "The file is too big" he complained, after dragging the picture icon over the floppy drive icon. "How big is it?" I asked. "About this big" he replied earnestly, holding his thumb and finger about an inch apart..... (sigh...)
Ha, reminds of a old website long ago where you could enter a "friends" details - whereupon they'd receive a very authentic looking email from the FBI (this was 20 odd years ago) informing them that they had been monitored viewing very illegal pornography and they would be contacted shortly....
I did this to my (normally) very jovial, ebullien, porn-loving friend whilst he was sat close by so I could monitor his reaction. He looked so close to death I never dared own up.
You don't know the meaning of the word "stingy"
Back when I were perm (Yorkshire accent required) a colleague was required to deliver and install a server from Derby to somewhere near Tyne and Wear and used his own car, looking forward to claiming his 40p / mileage allowance, thinking he was going to make a little extra beer money.
His car broke down on the way back and as he didn't have breakdown cover had to join the AA at the roadside, who couldn't get his car going so had to flatbed him home.
Upon learning this, our mutual boss decided to calculate his mileage based on the outward journey and the portion of the return journey before the breakdown occurred.
As tight as a cats arse, that one.
When I upgraded to a (very cheap, unbranded) 52x drive from a 6x drive I felt chuffed - up until the point I ejected the disc. It was still spinning at - I suspect - 52x speed. Thought it was goingto take my bloody head off, and the disc was definitely not readable after breaking against the wall.
As an IT guy, I just call it "going for a download". Particle physicists have way cooler scatology.
Butts are extra (sorry)
Because I think you'll find one or both of these reasons to be true: #1 The "mega-large-non-tax-paying consultancy" is a major donor to the Conservative party. #2 A conservative MP, peer or other party member, or a friend or relative of aforementioned MP or peer, is on the board of the "mega-large-non-tax-paying consultancy"
"Realtime" via an app doesn't exist, at least for HSBC. I can't comment on other banks. I've gone cash-only since Christmas, in part because I couldn't figure out where £200 - £400 per month was going.
When making a purchase I'd check my balance - plenty of funds - make the purchase, then get a text at 6pm. Overdrawn. Check phone and anywhere from £50 - £500 in transactions have shown up.
So, transfer cash from main account to my account and everything is balanced. But then I get a text at 7am the next morning saying I'm overdrawn again. And it's not like this was caused by purchases made yesterday, some of these purchases were made a week ago!
So for me at least, realtime needs to be *actually realtime* - If I'm going to rely on my app to tell me what my available funds are, it has to be up to the second, no exceptions.
As it is, going cash-only is something I've been intending to do for some time, and I regret not doing it sooner - I give myself "walking around money" every Friday, and when it's gone, it's gone - I am disciplined enough not to draw more cash if I run out, and learnt to stretch the cash I have in my pocket, and I'm about £300 / month better off for it
...and if you got shot, you were just dodging bullets wrong.
That you still use to login to MySpace....
Are you watching via a smart TV, STB or games console? I'm with Virgin, and iPlayer does not work for me at all when watched either via Tivo or the Samsung smart telly - can't even show SD, never mind HD.- buffers and buffers and buffers until iPlayer itself says "can't play this content". Completely unwatchable. However, watching iPlayer via XBone is silky smooth and the UI extremely responsive. All the devices are connected via WiFi and are around ten feet from the Virgin Superhub which is in a different room, otherwise I'd have used wired connections. Virgin does not get off though - I think it's the shitty Superhub as even my Echo is unable to stream music without dropping out (even if only for a second or so). Many people buy a dedicated router and just use the hub in Modem mode, and I plan to buy one soon myself.
Could you have not just let the kids build a sandcastle while you donned the knotted handkerchief and settled into your deckchair with a can of Skol?
The point I tried to make was that the spittle-speckled right wing screamers arguing against subsidies for renewables *think* that their oil is not, and never has been, subsidised by the government when it has in fact been subsidised for decades.
The figure you quote excludes the cost of clearing up ones own shit, surely a social responsibility but one that is legally and immorally ignored and left to others. It's the cost to them that bumps up the apparent subsidy.
The USA figure was provided to show the original commentor that his country of origin was among those subsidising fossil fuels to a great degree, contrary to his belief.
I disagree with your argument that all industries benefit from fossil fuel subsidies - as an asthmatic, the NHS (and therefore, the UK taxpayer) bears the cost of the additional treatment I require to overcome the pollution I'm breathing in, and as a Cyclist, the manufacturer of my bike might sell a few more if petrol and diesel was sold at its true price even if they cost a little more to make - but this is a philosophical / economic argument beyond my ability to prove - probably one for Tim Worstall and Excel.
And finally, I'm not a swivel eyed, green leftie, I'm fairly apolitical, I drive a dirty diesel car, and I don't drive it in a fuel efficient manner because it's much more fun to drive it quickly. I turn the heating up at home and stuff the cost because I wear as few clothes as possible, even in winter (I have autism, with sensory issues), and would, if I could afford one, drive a Huracan, and my wife would like an Aston Martin - yeah, I am a hypocrite, just like every other zealot (and most non-zealots).
All I want is a clean, low pollution world, which we won't get anytime soon because of vested interests in dirty technology.
Global fossil fuel subsidies were $5.3 trillion in 2015. The good ol' US of A subsidised $600 billion of that. Global renewable subsides were $88 billion in the same period.
Bah! The only good laser is a laser gun. Shark mounting optional.
Or an ironman triathlon, in my case.
Unless you're a Daily Mail reader
Fill the void with water - great for heat dissipation, plus, the frickin' laser beam can be mounted on sharks.
I mean, it's like shooting fish in a barrel. When the barrel is actually a tin of tuna, and it's gaffer taped to the end of AK47 before letting loose.
No Avro Vulcan? I refuse to partake.
... so now they're teaching Skynet how to hide it's plans for world domination from us....
Given the ONLY words my XB1 understands are "Hey Cortana" and then absolutely, steadfastly refuses to recognize *anything* after that (pre-cortana update had circa 2/3 success rate), I'll take this claim with a chunk of salt.
Would you buffer my RAM or throw an Exception?
The one and only time I passed a stone, I blacked out before I even hit the floor. Like, lights out instant. I was only out for a few seconds and when I came to I dragged myself home (only a hundred yards away) and called 999, having convinced myself I'd been shot, despite there being no blood. I've broken every bone in my left foot, my right kneecap, my left arm (multiple fractures between elbow and wrist) and right arm (simple fracture), ripped the muscles away from my larynx, all in different accidents (I'm a bit clumsy) and was dosed up on morphine after a dalliance with diabetic ketoacidosis - none of which hurt as much as that stone. Luckily, after a few hours I was left with dull (if extremely severe) ache which ebbed away after a few days.
Maybe the money has been laundered.... sorry :(
I do hope so. Otherwise I'll wear out my numeric keypad :(
Here be immigrants!
But several researchers received hospital treatment for wounds inflicted by the cats for absolutely no fucking reason.
...yet (megaphone not needed)
If making a few phone calls instead of arseing around on Facebook can save a few million quid, then it is both time and money well spent.
We're gonna need a bigger shark
... oh I do hope it turns out that Iwao Fujisaki is a shill for Samsung...
"What happens when it fails, and passengers are trapped in a vacuum with the next car hurtling towards them at Mach 1? How long does it take to plasma cut them out?"
The passengers will BE plasma. It shouldn't be hard to extract their remains, all you'll need is a hosepipe and a bucket.
@Dave 126 - they could call it the self-driving Vulva
That pretty much sums up every project devised by the sales "consultants" back when I was a permie
...will they get the drone-barge there to land it on? And water for the barge to float on? Is he going to melt the ice-caps? Seriously?
Tsk, tsk, sounds like he hasn't thought this one through.
Wouldn't that be a dongle?
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