* Posts by pintofale

3 posts • joined 3 Apr 2008

So, what IS the worst film ever made?

pintofale

AI

AI is the worst, because we expected so much before it started, then expected it to get better at some point, before becoming slowly anaesthetised. I didn't even have the will left to complain about it afterwards, I just slouched off home.

CGI furnishes filmstar with fur

pintofale
Coat

Gash moustache

I think the problem was the spring filming schedule.

Budding film producers, please remember: ne'er cast a clout till May be out.

Thailand cracks down on cut-price castrations

pintofale
Coat

Must be a conspiracy...

...because it can't be a cock-up.

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