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4 posts • joined 2 Apr 2008

Japanese geeks offered smaller-than-Eee little laptop

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Paris Hilton

Comparison

Does El Reg have an image of an EEE that could be used to help readers compare the products? Perhaps one of a typical user demonstrating the portability of these machines by using it outdoors?

Paris, because.

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BAE aims to keep all-u-can-eat ticket at MoD pie-shop

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Scrap Trident and its son and withdraw from Iraq and Afghanistan.

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Richard Branson dupes entire wireless industry with Google on Mars gag

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Alien

Virgle: The Adventure (results)

http://www.google.com/virgle/application.html

Well, you're distressingly normal and could conceivably adjust to life as a deep space pioneer, though we recommend instead that you leave the Mars missions to the serious whack jobs who scored over 130 and instead finish year 3 of law school, tuck your toddler into bed, design Web 2.0 applications, run for Congress or do whatever other normal, healthy, middle-of-the-road thing you're currently doing with your normal, healthy, middle-of-the-road life. If you're determined to give Virgle a try, though, you can submit your video here.

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Congratulations -- you are ideally suited to be a Virgle Pioneer; so ideally so, in fact, that one wonders why you aren't already living on a remote South Pacific island, serving as a biosphere test subject, washing dishes at a North Pole research station during the depths of winter or writing a highly intelligent, articulate political blog. At any rate, we want you for one of our upcoming Virgle launches. You'll love it -- the pay is great, the view from the spaceport should be spectacular, and we're told that algae and spirulina actually start to taste good after the hundredth consecutive day. Anyway, if you want to give Virgle a try, you can submit your video here.

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