* Posts by Pascal Monett

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South Korea sets site reliability engineering standards for Big Tech

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"contribute fairly to network costs"

I still don't understand that argument.

To connect to the Internet, I pay my provider a monthly due. That is supposed to cover my bandwidth usage.

El Reg has a connection, and it pays its provider as well (probably more than I do). That covers its bandwidth usage.

Where is the unfair part of all of this ?

If it's because there's a carrier between me and El Reg, well it's up to my provider and El Reg's provider to manage the situation. El Reg is not supposed to pay every provider along the way.

This is nonsense.

Foreign Office IT chaos: Shocking testimony reveals poor tech support hindered Afghan evac attempts

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"fewer than 5 per cent of these people have received any assistance"

Okay, one question : why the blazes was it so important to email them documents before evacuating the people you knew were going to be murdered ?

Wouldn't it have been better to just load them on the planes, get them to security and then let administration catch up with the situation ?

Or is that too much to ask from a "civilized" country ?

The nub of the issue: Has your ThinkPad's TrackPoint gone TITSUP*? You aren't alone

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Re: The tell-tale signs of a Lenovo Pointer regular user...

Agreed. My personal preference is a wireless mouse, but in a pinch I will prefer the trackpoint over any touchpad.

And keep your filthy, greasy fingers away from my screen !

Microsoft wins court approval to take over sites run by Chinese crime gang

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Re: This is normal

Technically I agree with you, but one must admit that the Internet is a very peculiar environment as far as software is concerned.

Before the Internet, the only way to attack a machine was to physically sit in front of it. In those days, a programmer was only concerned with making sure the product functioned as intended. Security was baked in because of the limitations of physical access.

Networks showed up, and suddenly computers had to be secured from unwarranted access, but that happened at the OS level, not at the program level.

Today, practically all computers are connected to the greatest network that has ever been implemented. The drawback is that now, programmers must not only ensure their product works, but also that it is protected from attacks that can happen any time, in any way. The minds that can concieve the attacks are intelligent, and more numerous than the minds that concieve the defenses. There is a basic inequality there.

Yes, buggy software is a nuisance that really should not exist, but that concerns functionality. Security is an ongoing concern because the miscreants have time to try things no programmer could protect against before the fact.

The dark equation of harm versus good means blockchain’s had its day

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Re: [OPINION] is the perfect tag

But that's the whole point of the article : Bitcoin is not a tool. No one has done anything useful with it.

Lasers started out as something useless as well, today worldwide communication depends on them.

Bitcoin will never become that useful.

Kill it.

With fire.

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Re: Something will come of it one day

Bitcoin has been a fad for the past 15 years.

It's well into its teens and nothing good has come from it.

I agree with the author of the article : it's time to put it back into the bottle until the day someone finds an actual use for it.

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btc is not a store of value

It is a store of gullibility.

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This piece is incredibly relevant at a time when governments are toying with the idea of having a government-backed funny money scheme.

Thankfully, in the latest versions, no "mining" is included, it's just you pay 1 (whatever currency) and you get 1 funny money coin.

I can live with that.

Battlefield 2042: Please don't be the death knell of the franchise, please don't be the death knell of the franchise

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I bailed after 2142

My group of friends and I had a blast with Battlefield 2. It's simple : I played that game so much that the DVD broke and I had to buy another one.

Of course, we played on my local server, hacked by a now-defunct team of dedicated Internet gaming experts which allowed me to run a 128-slot server populated by the largest maps and tons of bots for whatever slots were not taken up by players. We also had custom airplanes, and I particularly liked the Warthog.

We had tons of fun, and our own ranking board.

The only issue was that, of course, EA Games did not like that people had servers that they did not pay EA Games for, so every update broke the ranking and, sometimes, even broke the server. When that happened we had to find workarounds, like putting specific addresses in the hosts file to ensure that the server stayed local. It was an increasingly frustrating headache, but that did not make us stop.

What made me stop was BF 2142. It was not uninteresting, but you couldn't play solo and you couldn't have a personal server. EA Games had obviously learned the lessons of BF2 and was determined not to let players have fun on their own.

The issue I had with 2142 was that every single patch basically required that I reinstall 2142 from scratch. I did not have a fiber connection at the time, I was on a 10Mbps ADSL line. It took basically all day to update. It was a terrible update system and I hated every moment of it. The final straw came when the online install package asked me for my DVD key. DVD key ?!? What the blazes does an online store ask me for a DVD key ?

So I fired off a rather angry mail to support telling them what I thought of this insane situation. The response : my profile got banned.

You banned me because your shit-for-brains system didn't work and I had the gall to complain ? Fine, EA Games, we're done. You stole my money and you don't know how to make fun games anymore anyway.

EA Games is now banned from my life. I don't regret it.

A smarter alternative to password recognition could be right in front of us: Unique, invisible, maybe even deadly

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Ah, frustratingly short

The article was gathering steam and going strong and bam! The end.

I would have gladly read more.

How do you call support when the telephones go TITSUP*?

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Beancounters not on the job

So the printouts only handled the first 100 phones installed (or whatever) and the beancounters never noticed that the invoice from the phone company was more than what they had records for ?

How did they explain away the difference ?

Sloppy job, there. Very sloppy.

Computers cost money. We only make them more expensive by trying to manage them ourselves

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A PC is not a laptop

It's a lot more difficult to upgrade a laptop's motherboard or graphics card, for one, and you just simply can't upgrade the CPU itself.

Plus its an expensive pain to change the screen on a laptop.

I've been upgrading my PC for over two decades as well, but it's a PC. I was talking about my work laptop.

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"For the rest of us, it's a case of doing our homework"

Sorry, you can't have it both ways.

You can't say that companies have cupboards full of broken laptops/screens/keyboards, then say that the solution is "doing our homework" and choosing a rental service.

If a company is not doing its homework managing its laptops, what makes you think it's going to do its homework choosing a rental scheme ?

It's a management issue. IT does have managers, you know, it's not just peons running aound and ignoring tickets. If management is on the ball about managing capex hardware, then it will also be on the ball managing opex rentals.

Besides, I've never understood this obsession with capex. You're paying either way, and don't try and make me think that a company with 1000+ users is going to save money and helpdesk resources just because the laptops are rented.

On top of that, there's the argument that computer hardware is no longer progressing at the phenominal rates we witnessed from 1985 until, oh around 2010. These days, six years is a perfectly reasonable lifetime expectation for a laptop, whereas in 2005 I know of several large Luxembourgish companies who had a 3-year replacement plan.

Heck, I only just replaced my own work laptop that I got in 2012.

I think it has returned its investment in a perfectly satisfactory manner.

Specs appeal: Qualcomm and Meta insist headgear to plug you into the metaverse will 'supersede mobile'

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"It hinges on your ability to be efficient with power and thermal space in these tiny form factors"

It hinges on a lot more than that.

Google Glass was an interesting project in itself, but much more in what it revealed about the people using it and how the rest reacted to it than it was actually of any use.

VR has been trying to break into the real world for years now, and none of the issues have really been solved. I'm talking about the weight of the headgear, its comfort and how long it can work, not to mention the sharpness of the image. That last point has a direct impact on how long the headgear can function. Want it to function longer ? Add more battery weight. It's a vicious cycle.

So, we're now pretending that we can have AR goggles that work all day long ? Most laptops can't do that, and they have bigger batteries.

What a bunch of bricks: Crooks knock hole in toyshop wall, flee with €35k Lego haul

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Ah, Lego

I still have two crates full of those little barefoot menaces.

These days I let the nephews and nieces have their fun. I'm guessing in a decade, it'll be the grandchildren.

Personally ? I spent years playing with my Legos. Fond memories.

Now I have a computer. And for my computer, I have Minecraft.

Infinite bricks for the win.

Russia: It isn't just us – a bit of an old US rocket might get as close as 5.4km to the ISS

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Re: True or false?

Don't worry, it's a lie.

(not sure that helps, though)

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Great link !

I'm bookmarking that.

Google sued for firing staff who claim they tried to follow 'Don't be evil' motto

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attorney-client privilege

Seems like that is the corporate-world version of National Security.

Microsoft's Teams Essential tier seems designed to coax people on to Business Basic

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Re: Global warning

Wow.

You manage to run Teams and Windows on 8GB of RAM ?

Apple files fresh appeal to stop court order demanding external payment systems in iOS apps

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"the injunction would impose irreparable injury"

Irreparable, yes, but not important.

Apple will survive even if Epic wins, and it's not like Apple will have to pay what Epic is not giving now.

Yes, Apple will make less money, but it already has litterally more money than it can spend. It is the top company in the world by market cap and is more valuable than Facebook, Nvidia and TSMC put together. It can take the hit.

Personally, I would not respond to this appeal.

Nextcloud boss: You gotta fight … for your right … to 'plug into Windows and offer the exact same service'

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I sympathise with the opinion

Choice is crucial, for sure, the The Cloud is never going to be a level playing field.

It was created by behemoths, and the little flies that flit around them will only be tolerated as long as they don't become a bother.

OneNote's integration into Windows, as much as it irks me, was obvious. Of course Borkzilla is pushing Teams and Office 365, you can't stop that.

It took over a decade and a legnthy trial to give us the possibility of having another browser than IE as default, and now Borkzilla is trying to tie Edge in again.

It's the nature of the beast.

Three key ransomware actors changed jobs on October 18 – the same day REvil went dark

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The criminal world is still a capitalist market

It is fascinating to view how criminals recreate and expand on everything legal markets have concieved of.

It sure would be interesting to see how criminals implement secure transactions - that has to be worthy of analysis.

Their only problem is that, well, they're all criminals. There's no guarantee that nobody is going to attempt to hack their own systems.

What a life.

China to create workers' paradise for ride share drivers

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"47.7 per cent said bring it on"

Well somebody has to test the things . . . to make sure they're safe for me.

New UK product security law won't be undercut by rogue traders upping and vanishing, government boasts

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Taking a local hostage

Well yes. It's not cynical, it's perfectly normal. In a world where Zuckerberg is free to ignore repeated pleas and demands for making his cash cow more palatable to the concept of morality, it is obvious that one way to make that bastard focus on the issue is to drag the local CEO muppet in front of the beak and make him sweat.

Add a bit of inside pressure to the outside pressure that apparently does nothing at all to His Zuckyness.

And you can put the name of any multinational conglomerate that has a high presence on the web and no stores anywhere in the same basket. Right now we are under the influence of American companies, but nothing says that China, India or even Russia could not, one day soon, have an outrageously successful app on the Internet that is used the world over. When that day comes, we won't have more influence over the makers of that product than we have now over Facebook.

That is not acceptable when the risk is (young) people being stalked or abused.

Microsoft: What's that? A patch for make-me-admin vuln? Sorry – can't hear you. Have a new jumper instead

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"Feeling good while you’re looking good"

You're selling an Operating System, not a Lifestyle Support System.

For God's sake do your job already before branching out into competing with Bed Bath & Beyond.

It's the flu season – FluBot, that is: Surge of info-stealing Android malware detected

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"written in Finnish [..] without Scandinavian letters"

And that is supposed to be coming from your Scandinavian Telecom provider.

Tell me that nobody is going to fall for that.

Please.

Lloyd's of London suggests insurers should not cover 'retaliatory cyber operations' between nation states

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"organisations caught in tit-for-tat nation state-backed attacks being left high and dry"

Understandable, even if it is an easy cop-out for insurers.

It is obvious that insurers, however close to lawyers they may be, do not have the funds to reimburse damages that can be attributed to acts of war.

Otherwise, if you really want that kind of protection, imagine what your insurance bill is going to become . . .

The climate is turning against owning our own compute hardware. Cloud is good for you and your customers

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WTF?

What is this bullshit ?

"If you’re managing your own, the first question to ask yourself is, are you Google, Microsoft, or AWS? "

Oh, because of course, Google, Borkzilla and AWS are the gold standard in five nines availability ? Um, no.

And, obviously, the three are also paragons of data protection and always ensure your data remains yours ? Um, no.

Does the author of this piece have shares in all three providers ? If so, why did he not partake in IBM's cloud (it has one, FYI) ?

The Cloud (TM) has its utility, no argument there. But to pretend that everyone should just go and and rent a cloud server instead of managing things themselves is to beat a very particular marketing drum.

There are many companies that have been managing five nines, even before The Cloud (TM) existed. They're still doing so, and The Cloud (TM) still can't.

Come back with your bullshit PR argument the day The Cloud (TM) can.

Think that spreadsheet in your company's accounts dept is old? 70 years ago, LEO ran the first business app

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Indeed. An explanation like that puts in sharp relief why such a technology would be welcomed with open arms by a company. The improvement in delivery efficiency alone probably reimbursed the cost of the whole thing.

Hubble space 'scope brings its Cosmic Origins Spectrograph back online

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Re: JWST isn't really a replacement..

Agreed. It's not because the JWST has "telescope" in the name that it will do the same job as the Hubble.

The JWST is specialized for looking into infrared. It is a requirement for Science, no argument there, but the only thing that could replace Hubble would be a Hubble II.

Optical may not the best tool for Science, but it is still mighty useful.

And it gives pretty pictures.

You loved running JavaScript in your web browser. Now, get ready for Python scripting

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Wonderful news !

Now I know to be on the lookout for NoPython to install next to NoScript.

Thanks for the heads-up.

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You, me and debris: NASA cans ISS spacewalk because it's getting too risky outside

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"the ISS is rammed full of redundancy"

Hey BOEING, did you hear that ?

UK competition regulator to Meta's Facebook: Sell Giphy, we will not approve the purchase

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Obviously. It's a kink in the Master Plan to control the world.

But it's fine. Meta's 3D enhanced-reality-auto-marijuana-injector-goggles will smooth over the issues and gain massive acceptance.

As soon as El Zuck can negociate the contract with North Korea.

Leaked footage shows British F-35B falling off HMS Queen Elizabeth and pilot's death-defying ejection

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"a high priority operation was under way to recover the crashed jet"

Of course. The only way to waste a £100-million-pound machine is to spend untold millions getting it back before anyone else.

Mine's the one with the black budget line in the pocket.

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Indeed.

He's probably an inch shorter now, though.

Visiting a booby-trapped webpage could give attackers code execution privileges on HP network printers

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That is not a joke. It is reality.

Microsoft adds Buy Now, Pay Later financing option to Edge – and everyone hates it

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Re: Kill it now

You mean, the 10 users using Edge ?

Sweden asks EU to ban Bitcoin mining because while hydroelectric power is cheap, they need it for other stuff

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Re: which one is actually DOING WORK that might return VALUE

The heat pumping systems. Duh.

When it's -10°C outside, I place a lot of value in my heating system.

Government-favoured child safety app warned it could violate the UK's Investigatory Powers Act with message-scanning tech

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Paving's looking mighty fine 'round here.

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Ah, there it is : think of the children

"Law enforcement bodies such as the National Crime Agency claim that wider adoption of E2EE will stop them from detecting paedophiles preying on children through messaging apps"

Because of course they do.

I'd like to know how many paedos have been caught thanks to this indispensable privacy-violating attitude.

This is the favorite excuse for snooping, but I've never heard an official declaration stating "We have caught X criminals with this technology".

So, out with it. How many are now behind bars because of your snooping in everyone's lives ?

Privacy Sandbox saga continues: UK watchdog extracts more commitments from Google over ad tech

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Re: This is a waste of time

Google hasn't wiped the floor with South Korea yet.

BOFH: What if International Bad Actors designed the vaccine to make us watch more Steven Seagal movies?

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Don't.

You'd not only be wasting your time, but also validating them by giving them a new audience and therefor lending new importance to their ravings.

Just step away slowly and never turn your back on them before you're well out of reach.

Swooping in to claim the glory while the On Call engineer stands baffled

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I'll admit that, if you change it to say : "When you have eliminated all which is possible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth", then it makes more sense.

It is also, however, less awesome.

Autonomy accounts whistleblowers may testify at founder Mike Lynch's US criminal trial

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Appeal here, appeal there

pretty soon the legal teams are all going to have new Teslas for XMas.

AWS chops data transfer fees by massive extension of free tier – 2 months after rival previewed R2 Storage

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"According to AWS chief evangelist Jeff Barr"

Chief evangelist.

Can't shake the image of someone who is just one reveal away from crying on set and begging forgiveness for having cheated on his wife.

Mine's the one without a Bible in the pocket.

Academics tell Brit MPs to check the software used when considering reproducibility in science and tech research

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"an acute issue that can be swiftly resolved"

So a crisis is something that can be quickly resolved.

Then climate change is endemic to our civilization.

Yup, sounds about right.

UK.gov emits draft IoT and smartphone security law for Parliamentary scrutiny

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Re: until the last device stops working, and how would they know?

Well, telecoms companies could compile a monthly list of all phone models that connect to their network and make it public (just the model is not PII or subject to GDPR).

Companies could then base their support towards all of their models on the list.

Of course, that is just a practical idea, so it will likely never see the light of day.

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Shouldn't be that difficult

Online reseller sells you unsecure product. You get pwned. You sue online reseller. Online reseller sues maker.

Problem solved.

ESA's Solar Orbiter will swing past Earth this week – sure hope nobody created a big cloud of space junk up there

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"I prefer not to think about it too much."

Indeed, that is my approach as well concerning anything I can do nothing about.