* Posts by Pascal Monett

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UK regulators accept Google's Privacy Sandbox promises

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"questions remain"

Um, no they don't.

You seriously think that Google, whose revenue depends on ads, is going to propose a system that cuts its revenue stream ?

Think again.

'Boombox' function sparks Tesla recall

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"The company disbanded its media relations unit in 2020"

So now the company relies on court cases and government directives for its communication ?

Is Tesla that shitty ?

No help for IT contractors on IR35 tax errors

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Okay

Is it time to finally declare IR35 a clusterfuck yet ?

Ransomware crew dumps stolen Optionis files online

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Trollface

"Optionis previously claimed to have 13,000 contractors on its books"

I wonder how many they will claim next time.

UK government's chief digital officer departs

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Emailing a spreadsheet

What could possibly go wrong ?

Coming soon in On Call : my UK Gov agency got hacked by an Office attachment . . .

France says Google Analytics breaches GDPR when it sends data to US

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And the penny drops.

You're not a user. You sir, are a customer.

Real-time software? How about real-time patching?

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Yeah, like don't go to work for a company who sells software made by the summer intern ?

Apple tweaks AirTags to be less useful for stalkers, thieves

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FAIL

What the hell ?

"they transmit alert notifications to let nearby iPhone users know someone else's active AirTag is, unbeknownst to them, reporting its location"

And just who decided that that was a good idea ? Why should I care that someone put an AirTag in their luggage ? What right do I have to know that ?

Technology : it's not because you can that you should.

Singapore signs for Azure-hued sovereign cloud from Microsoft

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Sovereign clouds

I rather agree with that idea.

And basically I'll agree with anything that keeps the NSA away from my data.

Since I cannot prevent or forbid anyone from putting the data they gather on me in a cloud, well a sovereign cloud is the least bad option.

Of course, that presumes that the NSA doesn't have its claws in it in the backend somehow - and that might be quite a presumption.

Especially if the cloud uses Cisco hardware.

This malware gang plants incriminating evidence on PCs, gets victims arrested

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"malicious Microsoft Office attachments"

Dear me, it is sad that there are still people falling for that.

And I still blame Borkzilla for this since it decided to hide extension names by default.

Indonesia's new mega-telco to build 18,000km submarine cable to the US

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240Tbit/sec

Wow. That's a lot of cat videos, to be sure.

Given that this is going to be a brand new cable, I'm guessing it will use the latest tech, signal multiplexing etc etc. We've seen articles here on transfer speeds in the lab, so what tech is actually going to go into this new batch of special fibres ?

We need a kitty icon.

CIA illegally harvested US citizens' data, senators assert

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"the Agency is very keen on protecting civil liberties"

Just like the NSA, we know.

They both want to keep civil liberties closely protected.

Very closely.

UK government gifts new £250m hosting contract to its own joint venture

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Brilliant !

Government creates for-profit enterprise to supply government, then decides that it can bestow contract on it without public tender.

No way anything can possibly go wrong with that.

Next you'll be telling me that there are absolutely zero MPs or parliament officials involved on either side of this deal.

Is Dido Harding lurking anywhere near ?

Microsoft adds Azure AD Join to Windows 365 Cloud PC

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Oh goody

I wonder how long that will take to fall over.

Use Zoom on a Mac? You might want to check your microphone usage

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Windows

"it looks like it's safest to only run Zoom while on active calls"

Wow. People have had to actually been surprised to come to this conclusion.

I must really be a cave troll. I only activate mobile data when I decide I need it. I only activate WiFi at home. I only activate BluTooth when I'm driving.

That means that I shut down mobile data when I'm done. I shut down Wifi when I'm done with it. I shut down BluTooth when I park the car.

Do these people ever turn off the lights ?

Geomagnetic storm takes out 40 of 49 brand new Starlink satellites

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Yeah, sure. Because hooking satellites up in space is just that easy.

NASA's InSight probe emerges from Mars dust storm

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It really is a shame the boffins couldn't work in a brush on a stick.

Not blaming them at all, I'm sure they thought of the problem.

It's just a shame they couldn't get one in.

English county council blasted for 'inept project management' in delayed SAP replacement

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"The application supplier assured the southern-England council these changes could be accommodated"

Okay, point 1 : the application supplier lied. What a surprise.

Point 2 : the application supplier mismanaged the project. Everybody knows that you accept a project on a given list of points. Anything else is punted on to the v1.1 to-do list.

Well, if you know how to run a project, that is.

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That's hardly the same problem. The company decided to lose money. It can be strategically justified.

The council did not actually choose to lose money.

Of course it was incompetent, but hey, it's a council, not private business.

Top Chinese Uni fears Middle Kingdom way behind on tech – and US sanctions make catching up hard

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Wait, what ?

"Other areas cited where the US exceled within IT were OS kernels"

I'm sorry, am I supposed to believe that the Windows 1 0 kernel is a point of excellence ?

Apple's iOS might be slightly marginally better, but I would still not call it excellent.

Linus Torvalds is the only person I know of who could be called excellent at OS kernels. The fact that he lives in the US now is just a coincidence.

Now, China may be behind on tech today, but thanks to the rampant and very public xenophobia of the previous US resident in the Oval Office, it has recieved the impetus it needed to start getting up and standing on its own two feet.

China might be suffering now, but the tech landscape will change and the US (and Europe) is going to have to learn to fight tooth and nail with quality, not just bluster, diplomatic backhandedness and aircraft carriers.

The dragon is waking up, and that is going to shake the market like nobody can imagine today.

Microsoft offers 'open' app store to draw regulators away from Activision takeover

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That's a nice list of bullet points

One I'd like to see Apple adopt.

So nice to see that the worst enemy of the richest company in the world is the next-richest company in the world (they're in that ballpark anyways).

Ah, to think that there was a day when Apple was only 5% of the market . . .

Swipe left: Snoops use dating apps to hook sources, says Australian Five Eyes boss

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Yes it's done in plain sight

Trump was a fucking asshole for four years in front of every camera he could find. And he was more of an asshole when cameras weren't there.

I agree with your point, Fox News is atrocious and should be banned and every so-called political figure that can't even read the Constitution should be jailed.

But until the voting public wakes up and stops watching the playoffs, it's not gonna happen.

Citrix says benefits are safe for staff – except maybe visa holders

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FAIL

"their benefits aren't in immediate peril"

You've got to love that phrasing. You're not in immediate peril. We'll be arranging that later.

Instead of declaring something actually reassuring, like "your benefits are safe".

Well, apparently they are not. Time to polish up the CVs.

Microsoft says the internet is the nicest it's been since 2016. Obviously they didn't look at The Reg comments

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Re: What about Twitter and it's ilk

Sorry to disagree, but the Internet has been violent ever since the plebs have had a connection.

Remeber Swatting ? That didn't happen last month.

When it was only academia that had access, sure, it was a lot more civil, but then the hoi-polloi got on the bandwagon and ever since the first XBox we've has 12-year-olds threatening everyone else's mothers.

Violence on the Internet is hardly a new thing.

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"I see less tolerance of other people"

I've never seen much tolerance of other people on the Internet, to be frank.

Sure, there are some commentors in these hallowed pages who are generally an example of how everyone should behave, but they are not enough to hide the ugly selfishness of many.

Still, El Reg is the only place I go read the comments, so that's saying something.

Labour reminds UK.gov that it's supposed to be reforming the Computer Misuse Act

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Yeah, but the UK and Russia have a special relationship

Mainly, everything that happens in the UK must be signalled to Putin immediately, but secretly.

So it's a bit difficult to put restrictions on data or somesuch without openly revealing this "special link".

Toshiba decides Twoshiba's the best strategy, cans plan to create Threeshiba crowd

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"Management listened"

Well duh, when the investors speak, manglement had better listen.

Arm's $66bn sale to Nvidia is off: Deal collapses after world's competition regulators raise concerns

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his firm will "continue to support" Arm as a "proud licensee for decades to come."

And that's all it needed to do.

I am glad of this decision.

To err is human. To really tmux things up requires an engineer

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Ah, incompetence by divine right.

Those are the bastards I hate the most.

Icon, because obviously.

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Re: wrong system ... D'oh!

Experience is the best teacher.

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I agree.

I don't like being hounded, but if you are too stupid to respect the security distance, it's your fault if I have to brake suddenly.

I won't brake for no reason, I don't want my car damaged, but I'm not going to pay attention to you if I have no choice. You'll hash it out with the police.

To our total surprise, Apple makes adding alternative payment systems to apps 'painful, expensive, clunky'

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The proper share is 5%

And it is largely enough to cover the $100 million that their Store costs them.

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"this is just Apple giving everyone the finger"

Um, nope. Not me.

I don't have Apple gear, and I never will.

Voting with my wallet and all that.

Play Store class action has £15m budget for defeating Google in London court

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Indeed, that is quite obvious. My consultation fees are also higher than my costs. Duh.

But I do not take 45% of my customer's revenue if the project goes well. Lawyers, in some cases (class action) take the lion's share of the rewards - and they aren't the ones who were wronged in the first place.

That is totally unacceptable.

But hey, it's the American Way !

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"for-profit litigation"

That simple notion is everything that is wrong with the legal system.

You want to make millions ? Invest in buildings, or work the stock market, but leave the courts alone.

It is simply unacceptable that establishing justice should be a source of insane profit for anyone. The only person/entity who should derive any "profit" from a court case is the one who has been found Not Guilty. That person/entity is entitled to not bear any of the costs of the trial, and be reimbursed of all damages incurred.

Lawyers are paid by the hour, period.

Microsoft to block downloaded VBA macros in Office – you may be able to run 'em anyway

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I'm missing something

Ever since Office 2010 I have had a message when I open Office documents not from my organization. It says that the file is open in Read-Only mode and I have to click some button to make it editable and run macros.

Is this some special hack done by the network admin ? Policy or something ?

Because, as far as I can see, the protection is already in place. Does this message have nothing to do with macros then ? I don't see how that would be logical.

Then again, this is Borkzilla after all. Logic is not it's strong point.

Do you trust your provider farther than you can throw them? Cloud priorities shifting in post-COVID world – IDC

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Yes, but the trend seems to indicate that the EU and GDPR are not the only ones to demand "on-premise" data.

So US companies are going to have to split a lot more than just EU / US.

And that is a Good ThingTM.

UK science stuck in 'holding pattern' on EU funding by Brexit, says minister

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"We're in the early stages and they're some quite positive signals"

We might be able to hammer out the issues in the next decade or so, because we definitely didn't give anything any thought when we decided we wanted to leave.

But we've taken back control, and that's the most important. Right ?

Australian court finds Facebook 'divorced from reality' as it tried to define doing business down under

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Who said judges knew nothing about Thar Intarwebs ?

"the purpose of cookies is to gather personal information – and doing so allowed Facebook to serve custom ads in Australia"

I'll bet the legal department at FaceBook HQ is kicking themselves over that right now.

Heh. Good on the judges. I hope a massive fine will ensue.

US House passes bill to boost chip manufacturing and R&D

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Re: EU Competition?

Building a chip fab does not need to be an EU decision.

EU Countries still have the right to build their own industries.

Photon fantastic: James Webb Space Telescope spies its first starlight

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I'm not worried any more

I am certain that everything is going to go very well. The boffins have been polishing this telescope for decades, there will be no (bad) surprises.

We are just going to witness the result of true dedication to one's craft.

I can't wait for the first JWST pics.

Amazon stretches working life of its servers an extra year, for AWS and its own ops

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"servers have a useful life of five years"

That is interesting. I know nothing about server loads in the Cloud, but I'm guessing that they're more hammered than many on-premise company servers. Does that have a real impact on hardware life ?

I mean, sure, the disks will need replacing every now and then, but that depends on the disk, not on an arbitrarily-determined lifespan record. I've just bought a few 8TB NAS discs for my Synology. They are guaranteed for the EU-standard 2 years. They will likely have a much longer useful life, but they're spinning rust. I will use them until they fail, not until the warranty runs out.

So five years for a server, why ? CPU and architecture progress has slowed to a crawl, and I seriously doubt the newest USB protocol is a requirement for a server.

So, if you replace the disks when they fail, why throw out a motherboard if it's still working ? It's not like a CPU slows down over time, its cycles don't wear out like batteries.

So why set an arbitrary limit of five years for kit that could well do double that ?

Cisco inferno: Networking giant reveals three 10/10 rated critical router bugs

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Big Brother

"the boxes can also be made to create DDoS attacks"

So, no National Security issues here ?

Of course not, it's Cisco, not Huawei. We're safe.

Move along, citizen, move along.

Chip shortage: Buyers sign multiyear, no-take-back deals to secure supplies, says NXP

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"non-cancellable, non-returnable"

Okay good. I have one question though : the "non-cancellable" part, does that also concern the provider ?

Because, from what I've been reading here these past weeks, it's not the customers that are cancelling their orders.

Indian PM says digital rupee will facilitate creation of global digital payment scheme

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WTF?

"will be the digital form of India’s physical currency and will be convertible into cash"

Then what is the point ?

The digital form of my EUR currency is my credit card, and it is converted into cash every time I go visit an ATM.

Why this dogged determination to invent a new digital version of money you already have ?

There has to be a sane reason somewhere. Maybe not a good one, but a sane one.

Because this is insane.

You don't need to invent an entirely new money scheme if the only goal is allow micropayments or money transfers. Just make your credit card and your banking portals handle that with the money you've already got.

That's a signature move: How $320m in Ether was stolen from crypto biz Wormhole

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So, ETH was lost to bad code, and now new ETH has magically been added

How am I supposed to give any credit to an industry where this kind of shenanigans is going on ?

They have just proven that Ethereum is actually just whatever they want it to be. It's certainly not a monetary value of any reality.

When any idiot with a keyboard can create a new brand of funny money you don't have a market, you have a clown act.

But you keep on Sticking it to The Man.

<mutter> <mutter> damn fools <mutter>

US Senate to vote on stopping Big Tech extracting 'monopolist rent' from app developers

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The Chamber of Progress

A lobby group blatantly created for Big Tech interests. How these people manage to look themselves in the mirror in the morning is beyond me. No doubt a large infusion of cash is putting their conscience to sleep (supposing they ever had one).

I'm sure they will soon start bleating think of the children as a last resort.

But it is nice to see that the media is now putting pressure where it hurts : $100 million to operate, $15 billion in revenue.

There is no sane person in the world who can think that that is normal.

Privacy Shield: EU citizens might get right to challenge US access to their data

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Re: rules are viewed by intelligence agencies as applying to other people

As brilliantly displayed by that scene in True Lies where Arnold's character asks for a tap on his wife's office phone to track her "affaire", his buddy/colleague starts spouting law and saying that it's illegal and Arnie smashes his fist on a window pane yelling "and we do it a hundred times a day !"

And he gets his tap, and hilarity ensues.

In real life, though, there is far less hilarity.

Nothing to scoff at: Crisps and nuts biz KP Snacks smacked in ransomware hack attack

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They are cooperating with the authorities

And have responsibly disclosed the situation.

One can only hope that this will aid authorities to home in on the source and get Putin to do something about them.

With all the hacker groups he has, Putin can afford to sacrifice another one.

Former tech CIO jailed for setting up £475k backhander scam with IT outsourcing firm

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The difference is that they are elected officials and, as such, practically immune to judicial action unless they really, really push too far. And if they do really push too far, it takes a dozen years or so before anything actually starts catching up to them.

This guy was s mall-timer without a lot of imagination. He's already in prison and they haven't finished stripping him of his gains.

Brilliant retirement plan.