* Posts by Pascal Monett

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IBM says it's been running 'AI supercomputer' since May but chose now to tell the world

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Forced labour ?

You compare forced labour with computing how many people are getting gassed, and how much more efficient the process could be ?

Wow.

No more rockstars, say Billy Idol, Joan Jett in Workday Super Bowl ad

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Rock star

It's interesting how besuited, Gucci-wearing so-called high-level executives want to be associated with what is commonly known as a depraved, drug and alcohol-filled lifestyle.

It's almost as if they have to compensate for their utter borishness by sprinkling glitter around.

US, UK slap sanctions on Russians linked to Conti, Ryuk, Trickbot malware

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The game of whack-a-mole continues

"travel bans on the seven and freezing their assets"

I wonder if these Russkies have assets outside of Russia. They probably have multiple crypto wallets, but I haven't heard that The Man can freeze those.

And for travel bans, I'm sure that has them shaking in their sapogi.

What's up with IT, Doc? Rabbit hole reveals cause of outage

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Re: Ouch

Yup. That's one lucky bunny.

Name wouldn't be Roger, by any chance ?

Find My Kids app is basically AirTags for your offspring

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Re: I did not do latin in school.

It's not a question of amount, it's a question of not needing to remove your eyes one second from that all-important screen that has replaced your hand (and mind, apparently).

Coming next : an Education app which will gamify your child's upbringing, so you can finally ignore the brat completely and fob it off to a slab of plastic and toxic metals while you go on with the more important things in your life, namely your next Twitter post.

Microsoft teases how it'll make Sentinel a bit easier to monitor and audit

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"If you're expecting to see particular incidents in your queue but you don't"

Then you know that our software is performing with its usual of performance.

Classiq to school academia in quantum computing with help from Microsoft

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"in readiness for when fault-tolerant systems become available"

Hmm. As far as software is concerned, if you're dealing with a system where all possible values are automatically and instantly computed, I'd think that your software would be fault-tolerant by default, else it would crash.

Quantum computing is a very, very curious beast.

Singapore pulls plug on COVID tracking program

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Re: spend a great deal for very little return

Oh come now. You only say that because you're not part of the select group that had their snoughts in the trough.

I'm sure they feel that the return was quite satisfactory.

Ring system discovered around dwarf planet Quaoar leaves astronomers puzzled

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Ice volcanos beyond Pluto ?

Okay, Space is wierd and very, very large, but if it's already wierd that a 1,100 km-wide ball of stuff has a ring system, it is absolutely mind-boggling that it might have cryovolcanoes.

Jupiter's moon Io has volcanoes, but that's because Jupiter's gravitational field is literally mushing up that little pizza ball. Quaoar does not have such a luxury, and I very much doubt the Sun can be counted on for melting its surface enough at that distance to encourage icy volcanic activity.

So, if this stuff is confirmed - and it still has to be, apparently - then astrophysicists are going to have a hell of a time explaining how a dead ball of ice deep in the freezer of space can be active enough to spout frozen geysers that manage to create a ring in such conditions.

This is going to be a mind-bender of major proportions.

Open Source Policy Summit: Where FOSS and government meet

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"how European laws should not apply to open source companies"

Not going to happen. Closed source has to obey the laws of the countries where it sells, there is no reason to exempt open source from the same obligations simply because the sale price is zero.

Besides, it's not like it's a problem for the developers. You don't want your code to be GDPR-compliant ? Not a problem, your code won't be used in the EU. I don't think there are many non-EU developers who are bothered by that.

EU-centric developers, of course, will have to ensure that their code is GDPR-compliant, meaning that they'll have to amend whatever FOSS code they decide to use to ensure proper compliance. The burden is on them (apply to other countries/law structures as applicable).

But all code should be compliant with the laws of the country in which it operates.

Codebreakers decipher Mary, Queen of Scots' secret letters 436 years after her execution

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"the confidential correspondence doesn't provide many details about the Throckmorton Plot"

How unfortunate that famous people didn't systematically write about important events of their time in their private correspondance.

Someone should have shown her Twitter.

Not so good morning Vietnam, as government announces, then buries news of Intel investment

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Re: But they're communists

You seem to assume that Intel will only accept one offer.

I'm sure that Intel is quite capable of taking several offers of money at the same time.

The Twitpocalypse may have begun, as datacenter migration reportedly founders

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"Going forward, Twitter will be broadly accepting of different values"

Racists of all countries, unite !

Hang on, let me get the status page updated. Oh, right. I fired that guy. Oh well.

Wait, you don't like white people ?

Transmission FOSS BitTorrent client hits version 4.0

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Re: Nobody will ever revoke your right to play a physical disk sitting on a shelf.

They're looking for ways, though . . .

Scammers steal $4 million in crypto during face-to-face meeting

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Whereas, in real life . . .

You want proof of funds ? I can provide you with a printout of my bank account balance.

I can even give you my IBAN number, for all the good it will do you.

If that is not enough, I can point you to my bank, where you can phone and ask questions yourself. But you won't be getting a cent either before, during or after the meeting. Not unless I actually transfer money to you, and why would I do that ?

Only in the funny-money universe can you feel obliged to actually give someone you don't know your own money just to prove that you have it.

Cedars-Sinai hospital's website shares patient info with Meta, lawsuit claims

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"Facebook parent could then offer that data to other advertising clients"

You mean : Facebook parent will then offer that data to other advertising clients.

FTFY

Bank of England won't call it Britcoin but says digital pound 'likely to be needed in future'

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Re: But why is this necessary?

Good question.

Since COVID I have touched physical money maybe three times. Everything else has been done via VISA or bank transfer.

The digital Euro already exists, so does the digital pound. There is no need to pontificate about a new currency, just create a plastic card with proper security and contactless tech, call it a wallet and let everyone put their money on it like cash at the distributor.

Maybe limit it to €200 max, to avoid the bigger issues.

Get terminals in the hands of stores everywhere, or allow the existing card terminals to deal with the wallet, and you're done.

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Yes, "they" will be able to see that I shop at a given supermarket, but "they" won't know what I've bought. The shopping list is not sent to the VISA card handler, only the amount paid.

Which is basically no different from "they" being able to see that I connected to The Register, or that my smartphone is connected to a given cell.

We live connected lives and we have only ourselves to blame for that. Stop referring to some shadowy "they" as an excuse for protecting your privacy. Give some real problems.

You can run Windows 11 on just 200MB of RAM – but should you?

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16GB of RAM is the minimum

Sure, you can run on less, but if you want to run Windows comfortably, you need at least 16GB.

And RAM isn't that expensive any more, so there's really no excuse.

US warns aging air-traffic control code won't be fixed until 2030

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Re: who signed-off on the risk assessment that allows it

I don't see that witchhunting is very useful here. Getting the corrections in and reviewing the procedures is.

Warning: Microsoft Teams Free (classic) will be gone in 2 months

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Flawless ?

You do realize who we're talking about here ?

Take the morning off because Outlook has already

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Wires and duct tape everywhere. To be expected when you build a world-aailable service based on the absence of a QA department.

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Looks like Defender was right.

Microsoft is changing how it handles device diagnostic data to keep EU sweet

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I trust the code I write. The customer agrees it works in the acceptance phase.

It's the inevitable changes that happen afterwards that I don't trust.

"I've seen application spending more time logging what they do instead of doing something useful"

You haven't seen my code.

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Re: good grief

Diagnostics are not telemetry (at least, I hope Borkzilla still maintains a distinction between the two).

As far as diagnostics are concerned, I have an explanation of the why because I am a developer and have been since 1996 (TLDR : I like diagnostics).

Whenever I write a script that must execute automatically without human intervention (ie at set time intervals), or executes in the background without pestering the user with error messages (because they're just ignored anyway), I want a log of that code's activity. I want to know the start environment, the data in input, the path that the code took and why and, if relevant, what the code sent back as response.

I want that information stored in a repository so I can consult it when (not if) there's a problem in production, because invariably, weeks, months, or even years after I wrote that code, I'm going to get a call to tell me that my code doesn't work anymore and could I fix that. Invariably, I ask what changed and, almost invariably, the answer is "nothing changed, your script is broken".

Yeah, sure, because I wrote chameleon code that overwrites itself. Pull the other one, etc. But you don't say that to the customer, do you ? Not when you're a freelance developer in any case.

So I know I have my logs. I ask permission to go on site and have access to the application. In customer environment, I access said logs and trace the activity back to where it was working properly, then I take the next log and find out, normally rather quickly, where the issue is.

Correcting the issue may be easy, or it may be hard, but I can print out that log and point to it as to why the code isn't working anymore (because you changed the date format of the server, doofus).

That, to me, is diagnostic data. Since I do not go and post that in The CloudTM, it is only accessible on-site and, therefor, as well protected as the client's server is (aka security is not my problem).

What happens after varies and is irrelevant to my point, which is : with logs, I spend at most 15 minutes finding out what went wrong. Without logs, it would take hours, if not days, just to find out what the issue is - especially when the customer doesn't want me accessing production data.

So I like diagnostics. They've saved my bacon (and my time) more times than I care to count, and they make me more efficient.

I'm just hoping that the term means the same thing for Borkzilla.

US stalkerware developer fined $410,000 and ordered to modify apps so they reveal spying

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I largely agree with that opinion.

He should be in jail.

Trust, not tech, is holding back a safer internet

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"Global spending [is] a quarter of the US defense budget"

Following the data available here, a quarter of the US defense budget for 2023 is $236 billion, not $190 billion.

Choosing to compare that to the US defense budget is curious. Yes, the US of A is certainly the country in the world that spends the most on its military (even though it is the least likely to be invaded), but that fact is irrelevant to the discussion.

If you're going by a quarter of the US defense budget, $236 billion is the GDP of Egypt in 2017 (#44 in the list). $190 billion would be Iraq's GDP for the same year (#52).

It's much less sexy to compare global spending to a country's GDP, but I feel it's much more relevant than comparing to the world's single richest country's military spending.

But hey, American aircraft carriers are sexy, I admit.

And they work a lot better than that Russian one, eh Putin ?

Wikimedia Foundation confirms, and bemoans, Pakistan ban

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Re: The ban-hammer

And if your government is preoccupied with "sacriligious" web pages, you live in a country I would avoid.

Things that are sacriligious should literally not be hidden, that way the People can educate themselves and form their own opinion.

But of course, a backwards dictatorship is not interested in an educated population - they just want obedient citizens.

Not like our enlightened Western cultures, who just want obedient consumers.

Ransomware scum launch wave of attacks on critical, but old, VMWare ESXi vuln

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Re: Attack Surface

Yes, we all naturally assume that competent people are in charge.

Until we find out that the beancounters had their say.

Well, I'm sure the beancounters are going to have a chance to revise their opinion (not that I'm saying they'll change it, it's too early for April Fool's day).

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Re: The virus entered via email on a Windows system

You can say it : Outlook.

We know.

School laptop auction devolves into extortion allegation

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Investigating RDA ?

From this article, it seems to me that RDA is doing its job. Found unwiped sensitive data on auctioned machines that had also been sold to public buyers. It is largely too late to bring in an NDA and, if the goal is to sweep the whole affair under the rug, well a certain Mrs Streisand who certainly like to have a word with that school.

Eager young tearaway almost ruined Christmas with printer paper

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Procedure update

I'm guessing that the New Year came with an updated procedure concerning the printing and manipulation of the end-of-year share certificates.

I'm also guessing that reprinting was not an option for some asinine accounting reason. I can reprint my invoices as often as I like, they don't change number, they don't change total and printing does not impact my customers' accounts.

But hey, this is the 21st century, so . . .

Have we learned anything from SolarWinds supply chain attacks?

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"it's easy to create some knee-jerk legislation which has unintended bad consequences"

As true as that is, it might be time to put an end to the free lunch buffet that companies have been enjoying since the dawn of the Internet. Borkzilla is first in line for never accepting any liability yet is there any count of the man-years that its successive OSes have cost in time and resources ? Of course not.

I am obviously not advocating that the major OS companies be held liable for every Tom, Dick & Harry's multiple issues - they would shut shop immediately and with good reason.

But if we can't have a guarantee that the software works 100% of the time, we should at least have a guarantee that the OS vendor has every verification and control in place to ensure that, at least as far as security is concerned, every possible contingency that has been thought of has been addressed.

Then, of course, it will be the flying circus of clown acts to list all possible contingencies that should bring liability. I'm sure there's quite a list, but not salting and hashing passwords is something that should definitely entail jail time - and for the Board, not for the developers.

Activision-Blizzard pays $35m to send SEC away, Microsoft merger still in doubt

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"the paying of the fine doesn't mean the company is admitting or denying"

It doesn't have to.

It paid, therefor it is guilty.

Innocent people don't pay fines.

LockBit brags it pumped ION full of ransomware

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"The issue is currently isolated to a small number of smaller and mid-size firms"

So it's not a problem until "the issue" starts targetting Big Money, at which point the battlecruisers will be sent out to deal with it.

But, until then, the small fry can get stiffed.

Meta, which pays for web scraping, sues to stop web scraping

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"Meta paid Bright Data to scrape data from other websites"

Yes. From other websites. Not from Facebook/Instagram.

You don't need to scrape from Facebook, Meta is already doing that.

US government calls foul on Apple and Google over walled gardens for apps

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The NTIE forgot something

". . Apple and Google stifled competition by forcing apps to be distributed through their stores despite secure, safe alternatives being possible, gave preference to their own apps over third-party alternatives and forced developers to deal with a 'slow and opaque' review process"

Not to mention targetting apps that were not only useful but also better than the "official" app (or provided a user-approved service concerning the OS), banning it and then providing an "official" app that did the same thing.

But no matter, the ball is rolling. The wall around the garden is weakening and nothing can stop that.

I wouldn't be surprised, however, if either one of the phone giants is caught poisoning the alternative "secure" stores with malware-infested apps in order to point and say "See ? They're not as secure as we are. Please give us back our monopoly - it's for the good of the suckers consumers".

Former Ubiquiti dev pleads guilty in data theft and extortion case

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Re: Not that Sharp...

Indeed. When the Feds are in your flat taking your toys away, it's a bit late to "go out in a blaze of glory".

When the FBI has a warrant on you, you're goose is a good as cooked. Telling porkies like "someone else bought that VPN subscription" is only believable if that someone else was also buying other stuff and you took action to try to stop it. A "someone" who got access to your PayPal account is not going to stop at buying a VPN sub.

As usual, some dumb fuck thought he was on top of the world and, being the pathetic little slimeball that he appears to be, tried to rake in the cash and get an early retirement.

Well he'll get the retirement, but it'll be without the margharitas or the swimming pool blondes.

And he doesn't deserve them.

Latest Windows 11 build shares desktop real estate with, er, Spotify

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"Occasionally they disappear from the widgets board"

Business as usual. Three-fingered salute solves almost everything.

Carry on, Borkzilla ! You don't need a testing department any more, you've got all your users to debug things for you.

China unveils massive blockchain cluster running homebrew tech

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Now we're talking

Finally a service based on Blockchain tech that is a) serious and b) not a scam.

Looking forward to hearing about how said service handles itself in a country of 1+ billion possible users.

That said, it appears to need a thousand servers to handle 240 million ops per second. I have no idea, but I'm guessing that a traditional database platform could handle that amount of activity with considerably less servers - or blockchain.

I wonder what the server environment of the New York Stock Exchange is like ? I'm willing to bet they've got more than 240 million ops per second going on, and, from what I gather, it's pretty well traced as well.

Chinese surveillance balloon over US causes fearful gasbagging

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Why not shoot it down ?

The USA has a lot of empty space within its borders. Or mountains. Shoot it down when it gets over the Rockies, it'll hit a mountain peak nobody is on.

Obviously, if it lands in a city that would be bad, but surely it is possible to know how long it'll take to drop, what speed it's going at and estimate how heavy it is (they've already shot one down, so they have an idea), and calculate the right place to shred the balloon.

Then ban sales of helium to China. It's not like one more item on the list is going to spark WWIII.

Hi, Pakistan? You do know anyone can edit Wikipedia, right? You don't have to ask

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"Which reads a lot like the PTA isn't aware that anyone can edit"

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Come now, you're not expecting a backwards, authoritarian government to actually handle things itself, now are you ?

We're talking about some midieval adminitrative busybody. Of course it's up to someone else to deal with the problem and, until it is, said adminitrative busybody from the millennia before last will wield the only thing he (because of course it's a he) knows : the banhammer.

Nice, heavy and comforting in the mind, he will teach a lesson to all those "modern" barbarians : don't fuck with Pakistan.

Well we have no intention of fucking with Pakistan. It can stay in 1491 if it wants.

FTC prescribes GoodRx a $1.5m pill after 'sharing health info' with web giants

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And here we go again

"We do not agree with the FTC's allegations and we admit no wrongdoing," the company added. "Entering into the settlement allows us to avoid the time and expense of protracted litigation."

Point #1 : You don't need to agree. I'm convinced that every criminal ever arrested by the police disagreed with being arrested. It doesn't matter.

Point #2 : So you admit no wrongdoing ? Doesn't matter either, since you're essentially paying the fine. We know you're guilty.

Point #3 : You're settling because you're guilty and you just want to cut to the chase in order to minimize the impact on the shareholders.

Bottom line : you're guilty as fuck.

What happens when you host code and git clone turns into a DDoS? Let's ask SourceHut

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"Russ Cox from the Go team had got in touch"

Oh, I see. Two years of raising an issue without any response, but declare that you plan to ban the mighty adslinger and suddenly things get moving.

That's bad form, Google, because next time, it might just pay to start by banning.

OpenAI offers error-prone AI detector amid fears of a machine-stuffed future

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Rated unclear

Now, now, those Vultures should be commended for having helped the vast domain of statistical computing get off its feet.

Watchdog: There just may be something in these claims Apple broke labor laws

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"Finding merit isn't a determination of guilt"

Of course not. This is the USA. Guilt is only determined by the court of Justice.

So you can pay millions of dollars to be able to stand up in front the press and state that you "admit no wrongdoing".

But you've still paid millions of dollars.

Landlord favorite Twitter sued for allegedly not paying rent on Market Square HQ

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So, now it's the super app

Musk is abandoning Hyperloop as a front for his "genius" ?

I'm sure a superapp will cost less, but you need developers and ideas for that - and Musk has neither. It's easy to say that Twitter needs to become everything to everyone, but that's not a game plan, that's just an objective.

Musk is probably berating this objective every day, telling it to "give 150%" and "not leave the building until you're done".

Good luck with that.

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As Twitter is currently brilliantly demonstrating.

Boffins deploy machine learning in search for intelligent ET

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"a viable analysis tool, out-scaling the world’s largest super-computers"

And that was back in the naughties, when the CPU was the only thing doing calculations.

To think of what could be achieved in analysis with today's GPUs and their massively parallel threads . . .

The SETI screensaver would just be a blur of colors.

I'm getting goosebumps just thinking about it.

WAN router IP address change blamed for global Microsoft 365 outage

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Re: If it was working before then the first thing you must always ask

And the answer almost always will be : "Nothing ! We didn't change anything !"

Followed by an extensive waste of time re-auditing the entire network until, hey, what's this ? And then you get a "Oh yeah, we had to modify a setting on the B portion of the network because bla bla, but that couldn't possibly have anything to do with the outage, right ?".

Grrrr.