* Posts by Shades

884 posts • joined 27 Mar 2008


Post-Brexit plan for .EU tweaked: No dot-EU web domains for Europeans in UK, no appeals, etc


Re: Didn't the UK create these rules?

Two people don't understand irony and/or troll-face.



"The notion that because something was legal or allowed it must always remain as such is utterly ridiculous."

And that is what makes me laugh about people* who think that something that has the word "Amendment" in its title is absolutely set in stone.

*Second Amendment nutjobs.


Re: Didn't the UK create these rules?

Gammoaners can't help themselves.

You like JavaScript! You really like it! Scripting lingo tops dev survey of programming languages


Re: It will not last ...

You know this is not your average tech site, right? You know why I'm asking this, right?

Apple: You can't sue us for slowing down your iPhones because you, er, invited us into, uh, your home... we can explain


Re: "Apple had no duty to disclose the facts regarding software capability and battery capacity."

"They are famous for quoting things like engine power as "adequate" rather than giving actual numbers."

Not actual numbers like page 13 of the Wraith brochure?

Or pages 25, 26, 27 of the Phantom brochure?

How about pages 42, 43 and 44 of the Ghost brochure?

Or maybe page 26 of the Dawn brochure?

More nodding dogs green-light terrible UK.gov pr0n age verification plans


Re: Just like buying a magazine.

Its a shame I can't upvote your comment more than once!

Punkt: A minimalist Android for the paranoid


So its a burner phone for 6 times the price? Bargain. Where do I not get one?

'Incommunicado' Assange anoints new WikiLeaks editor in chief


You seem to be implying that is not true?!

Forget dumping games designers for AI – turns out it takes two to tango


Super who?

"Humans partnered up with bots to come up with new levels in Super Mario, a popular Nintendo platform game."

Super Mario is a game? Never heard of it. Is it a popular game on the Nintendo platform or a popular platform game by Nintendo?

Braking bad: Mitsubishi recalls 68k SUVs over buggy software


Dammit! I more or less just posted the same, then, as the page refreshed, your post was literally the first one I saw.



The bigger question is why their SUVs are using such an old processor?

Vodafone sues Ofcom to reclaim 'overpaid' mobe spectrum fees


The Irony...

BBC: Millions overcharged for mobile contracts

"About four million people have been charged for mobile phones they already own, spending £500m extra on contracts, according to Citizens Advice.

Three of Britain's biggest mobile networks, EE, Three and Vodafone, continue to charge for handsets even after the cost has been paid off.

Many customers have no idea they are being charged for phones after their contracts have ended."

I've been telling various people, who don't immediately upgrade and/or go SIM only once their contract has expired, this for years; if your contract costs you (e.g.) £45 p/m and your networks SIM only deal is £20 p/m what do you think the difference in cost is?

V/MNO's have been very sly at convincing people that handsets are "free" if you have them with a contract (I'm sure some even still advertise the phones as such) and take advantage by charging full whack (phone + network allowance/usage), even though the customer has completely paid for the phone once the contract has expired.

V/MNO's should, at the very least, be forced, by law, to explicitly and clearly state in-store/on-screen and in paperwork that the phone is completely paid for by the end of the contract to make people aware that they will be paying over the odds - continually paying for a phone they've already paid for - if they let the "contract" run. Or, preferably, should be forced, by law, upon the expiration of a contract to only charge what they would charge for a SIM only deal.

Microsoft pulls plug on IPv6-only Wi-Fi network over borked VPN fears


Re: Catch 22

"Nobody [...] nobody [...] Nobody [...] nobody"

Nobody? I'm using IPv6. Well, my ISP is on their network side of the router. My side of the router is still IPv4.

UK.gov finally adds Galileo and Copernicus to the Brexit divorce bill



"The United Kingdom has been through far, far worse things than a no deal Brexit and it only made us stronger, true then we wen't filled with limp writsed, soy boy wimps like you in those times but I'm confident our feminists can take your place."

Oh do fuck off.

What are these worse things that only made us stronger? Let me just reach into my bag of "Brexiteer Bollocks", rummage around for a tired old trope, and... Oh, dear God, its not WW2, is it? It is, isn't it?

As for the name calling; that's one reason, of many, why so many of you Brexiteers are regarded with such contempt. It's pathetic. Grow. The. Fuck. Up.


Re: To anyone pro-Brexit

"We agreed that the result would be implemented"

No, we most certainly did not. Unless you think any old shit is now legally binding. Let's put that to the test; Find me something, anything, in our statutes that said the referendum result would be implemented. If you can't, you owe me £5000. If you can, I owe you £5000.

So, purely on the basis I've written that, we agree to that, right? No, I didn't think so.


Re: Remind me...

"Boris Johnson and his banana lies. He got sacked as a journalist for lying. No risk of libel, it's a fact."

Boris Johnson is a massive cunt. No risk of libel, it's a fact.

Brit teen pleads guilty to Minecraft-linked bomb and airline hoaxes


Re: I know they appear to have nothing on there that really needs it but....

"I know they appear to have nothing on there that really needs it "

There's your answer. What does is need to be secure for?

Boffins get fish drunk to prove what any bouncer already knows




The Register's 2018 homepage redesign: What's going on now?


Nothing that can't be fixed...

...with a few User CSS / Stylish rules....


Which? calls for compensation for users hit by Windows 10 woes


Re: If it was only security patches

"smug, arrogant, leftist, millenial 'political correctness' fascist. [...] typical of THE LEFT."

Jesus H f**king Christ on a bicycle at Christmas. When did El Reg start letting MAGA type dickheads sign up? Bring back Matt, all is forgiven!

Swiss cops will 'tolerate' World Cup rabble-rousers – for 60 minutes


Re: Being sensible

"I live next to a church. If I fancy an early night on a Tuesday, it's impossible due to the campanologists practicing, but that is their right and their hobby so I would never dream complain."

I'm going to hazard a guess and say the church was there long before you moved next door? Churches often have bells and bell ringers need to practice. I'd argue that, unless they're practicing every day for hours or at night, you have very little right to complain. I also extend this argument to the cretins who move close to existing nightclubs or live music venues then complain about the noise*.

* I know people who had very successful late night entertainment businesses but had to permanently close them because the idiotic local council gave planning permission for new housing developments nearby and then the equally idiotic new residents complained to the council about the businesses who were then forced to shut. So well done to the residents for denying local job creators their, and their employees, right to earn a living <slow hand clap>.

WannaCry reverse-engineer Marcus Hutchins hit with fresh charges


Re: Who do you trust?

"In civilized countries a charge sheet or its equivalent is handed in COURT. You have to demonstrate to a judge that there is enough material to charge a person and it is the court which hands the charge sheet. This is the case in the UK [...].

In less civilized countries charges are filed by a prosecutor,"

I'm not entirely convinced this is correct; for the UK at least. I could be wrong but If the police feel there is enough evidence that you have committed a crime, particularly in open-and-shut cases (like a positive breathaliser result for instance) or something they have witnessed themselves, they can charge you without consulting any other agency or court. If they are not sure they have enough evidence to charge someone they consult with the CPS (Crown Prosecution Service) to gauge the chances of a successful prosecution with what evidence they do have. If the CPS feel there is, again, its the police that charge you.

Five actually useful real-world things that came out at Apple's WWDC

Paris Hilton

Re: Funny Sound Bite on Radio 4 This morning

"As an old parent, with parents now in their early teens"

Does not compute.

New Monty Python movie to turn old jokes into new royalties


Re: Don't forget the other two holy words

Ecky ecky fatang

Twenty years ago today: Windows 98 crashed live on stage with Bill Gates. Let's watch it again...


"Windows 10 can still point the way back to simpler and happier times.

By generating a BSoD when you least expect it."

Apart from a catastrophically dead hard-drive once being the cause I can't remember the last time I saw a BSOD on 10, 8 or XP.

BT pushes ahead with plans to switch off telephone network


Re: Oh well

Have an obligatory downvote for moaning about downvotes.

Does my boom look big in this? New universe measurements bewilder boffins


Re: The edge is nothing more than a ripple in the pond

"Doesn't part of that trip go through Mexico?"

No. We took Interstate 10 from LA to San Antonio which passes through the Mexican border town of El Paso (US side) and then runs south-west parallel with the border (a few miles away from it) for about 60 miles before turning east south-east towards San Antonio.


Re: The edge is nothing more than a ripple in the pond

"It's just so mind-bogglingly far that it's hard to grasp. Think trillions or more of light years away."

As a Brit I couldn't grasp it taking two days to travel from Los Angeles, CA to San Antonio, TX by road. Still, some spectacular views along the way and I saw the Milky Way with my own eyes for the first time.

Chilly willies: Swedish nudie nightclub opens in -11°C to disgust of locals


Re: depression and broken souls

Once the LGB&Q crowd are involved it's going to be cheap and tacky and about sex.

Sounds a lot more fun that you do homophobe.

El Reg needs a "wanker" icon.

Cali cops' Clue caper: Apple technicans, in an iPhone repair lab, with the 1,600 silent 911 calls


I once got a call on my mobile out of the blue from the local 999 operator asking me if I was okay. Obviously detecting the slight confusion at my end she asked me if I had a Nokia. Seemed a random thing to ask but as it happened I did have a Nokia (a 3310 to be precise). Apparently the 999 operators used to get a lot of random calls from Nokia phones as, even when locked, all you had to do was hold down the 9 key for a second and it would automatically dial 999 without even needing to press call.

H-1B visa hopefuls, green card holders are feeling the wrath of 'America first' Trump



Why did you stop? I just need Emails, Hillary, and Fake News for a line!


Re: i am wondering about unintended consequences

"Then the remaining two will fuck each other to death."

Where do I sign up?

IBM lobs sueball at travel site Expedia for using some old Prodigy patents


Isn't this...

...pretty much the entire web? Is every website ever supposed to have a licence from International Bullying Machine?

The Quantum of Firefox: Why is this one unlike any other Firefox?


Re: It is faster, yes

Zenmate has recently limited their only free VPN server to one in Germany (removing their US, Singapore and somewhere in Eastern Europe servers). I used it to watch the Daily Show and Last Week Tonight. Useless to me now.


Re: The Quantum of Firefox

"It actually makes things easier for developers to provide add-ons for all browsers."

But I - nor most people I dare say- don't use all browsers. What good is that to me when add-ons that I rely on that can't or won't (because the dev doesn't have the time or resources to start from scratch, or relevant APIs no longer exist) be migrated to the new version?

I can't help but feel the direction browsers are moving in is to specifically prevent us from tailoring our experience of the web, to make it less flexible, to prevent us from sidestepping all the annoying cruft? It wouldn't surprise me if, in a few years, user CSS and anything, like scripts, that can mess with a pages HTML/DOM that hasn't come from the originating server (or other servers designated by the original server) - so things like the GreaseMonkey add-ons and similar - find their necessary APIs dropped?

Soon there's going to be nothing to differentiate any browser, how is that going to encourage ANYBODY to switch to Firefox? Most people won't give a damn about a theoretical 30% speed increase - achieved in a no doubt strictly controlled environment - when what they have still "works".

Coming live to a warzone near you: Army Truck Driver for Xbox!


An X-Box controller controlled truck. How cute.

How about a 596bhp Nissan GTR controlled with a PS4 DualShock4 controller... From of frickin' helicopter!


Xperia XZ1: Sony spies with its MotionEye something beginning...


Great review...

For a tablet. Any chance of telling us how it functions as, umm, y'know, a phone?

Facebook, Twitter slammed for deleting evidence of Russia's US election mischief


Re: obligatory 1984 quote

Forgotten? They released an album in May of this year, they're still going.

FCC Commissioner blasts new TV standard as a 'household tax'

Big Brother

Who pays to use YOUR internet connection?

So who will it be, the TV manufacturers, broadcasters, or advertisers that will be paying for the TV/Home owners internet connection to deliver the "personalised" content?

"He thought of the telescreen with its never-sleeping ear"

UK Prime Minister calls on internet big beasts to 'auto-takedown' terror pages within 2 HOURS


Re: Obviously this is very much "Oh god think of the children!" territory, buuut...

"YT relies on the second half of the "algorithm" - The Report Abuse button."
So does FB, and I'm a big fan of it. There's enough places on the internet to peruse lady baps and/or gentlemen sausage (or even tentacles, if thats your thing) on the internet without being confronted with it on FB too. Don't get me wrong, I'm all in favour of watching people bump uglies, just not in the middle of the virtual town centre.

Another Brexit cliff edge: UK.gov warned over data flows to EU


Yeah, imagine those foreigners wanting you to be accountable for your crimes committed in their countries. What a bunch of selfish bastards.


Re: Stupid people don't know they're stupid

"but they often find it politically expedient to blame "Brussels" for things they may well have approved but are not very popular at home, at the moment."
You mean live UK.gov have done time and time again... "It was the EU that dun it. Honest".


Re: "cancellation of fishing rights for other countries in British waters"

"every area that includes UK territorial waters includes territorial waters of at least one other state"

And so does Portugal, Spain, France, Italy, Greece, Belgium, Germany, Holland, Ireland, Denmark, Sweden, Finland, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Poland, Romania, Bulgaria, Slovenia, and Croatia.

Your point is?


"What data ? whats the problem?

I just cant get the gist of this article.

The fabled Brexiteer "intelligence" on display again.


Re: what?

Wolfetone, I cannot upvote this enough.

The self-fulfilling prophesy: "The EU doesn't work for us" - Well it won't if you keep electing fraud committing morons who don't sodding turn up and when they do do f*ck all.


Re: "The potential downside of not getting this right is very serious,"

The fact that you think this is an issue of "translating data from one format to another" leads me to believe you haven't got the first f*cking clue what you're talking about. This is why many "remoaners" hold leavers in such contempt.


Lets just get this over with then:

  • You lost, get over it
  • Stop talking the country down
  • We're more important to them...
  • German cars
  • Soros
  • We managed okay before the war
  • The EU is an unelected dictatorship

UK.gov snaps on rubber gloves, prepares for mandatory porn checks


1970's/1980's = Huge porn 'staches.

2010's/2020's = Huge porn stashes.

Speaking in Tech: What is a Windows 10 licence worth these days?


"Anyone fancy a Phillips CM8833 mkii?"

Mine is still in the loft, but thanks anyway.


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