* Posts by Goat Jam

2482 publicly visible posts • joined 19 Mar 2008

Quantum computing comes closer as diamonds get spooky

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Funding grant?

If he wants one of those he'd better get on to the "We're all going to die in flames due to global warming unless I get more funding" bandwagon.

Australia Network stays in Aunty's lap

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Trollface

Yay

Now we can sleep easy knowing that a right wing corporation owned by a meglomaniac of dubious morals will not be "representing Australia" in the Asia/Pacific region and instead we will be represented by a happy clappy bunch of left wing tree hugging lesbian hippy Gaia worhippers!

Canonical releases first alpha of Ubuntu 12.04

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Joke

MS has cottoned on to that

All the cool kids now wait for SP2

RIM swallows $485m charge to clear PlayBook tablet mountain

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It's even more amusing considering the amount of pre launch hype they pushed out. Remember all those "The Playbook is so awesome you will make a mess in your pants" press releases in the 12 months leading up to the release?

Toshiba Regza 32UL863 32in LED TV

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Have to agree

I've lost count of the number of times I've had to explain that it's not really an "LED TV"

I really wish people would stop calling them that.

When real LED TV's come out, what are they going to call them?

Groupon grotty grotto rage forces Santa's chief elf to quit

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WTF?

What?

"Once again small business doesn't work out how much the promotion will actually cost."

Did you not read the article?

"Though if they haven't signed a contract with Groupon the voucher should never have been run in the first place."

Hmmm, apparently you did.

So, a business that does not sign up to groupon after noticing that the promotion is offering more than they can deliver are nonetheless at fault in your world?

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Good Lord

The functional illiterates are out in force today.

Please explain exactly how you think that Groupon will get paid considering there was no contract involved?

Do you think the York Mall people will volunteer to pay them anyway?

Groupon clearly fucked up here, but there is no way they are going to get paid for it.

Antarctic ice formed at CO2 levels much higher than today's

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Paris Hilton

It is El Reg who is pushing FUD?

Really?

Do you even know what FUD means?

iPhone 4S owners love Siri, hate the battery life

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Holmes

hmmm

"It's interesting that so few care about screen resolution though. That's just about the last thing the fanboys have left to boast about"

Hmm, maybe that could be taken as an indicator that it is not just "fanboys" who buy iphones?

Not that I want to bust any of your dearly held prejudices or anything . . .

Lovefilm dumps Flash, BLINDS Linux fans with Silverlight

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FAIL

"At least SL has Moonlight (on Linux)"

As to compared to Flash, which has, let's see, oh yes, that's right, Flash on Linux (or gnash if you really want to stay fully OSS)

Oh, and btw, moonlight doesn't do DRM (and never will)

Boffin's bot spots red light jumpers before they kill

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Paris Hilton

Hahahahaha

"delay changing the light to green for the cross traffic"

What could possibly go wrong with that idea?

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Headmaster

Sadly, no

The trouble is that a significant part of the problem is driver attitude, and i've found that the sort of person who drives like this is generally impervious to training or any sort of appeal to common sense.

Drivers are either plain and simple arseholes or have a vastly inflated opinion of their own ability behind the wheel.

I have yet to meet a person who does not feel that they are the Worlds Greatest Driver.

Fuel taxes don't hurt the world's poor - they don't have cars

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Flame

I Call Bullshit

"Well, I work an average 65 hour week (and have time for a wonderful family and many hobbies)"

I am utterly sick of chest thumping asshats who claim that you can work long hours and still "have time for a wonderful family and many hobbies"

If you want to slave away every day then good luck to you. Don't expect everybody to feel the need to abase themselves at the Altar of Capitalism though. I assume you are relatively young and can get by with little sleep and make up the difference with caffiene or Red Bull.

Let's see how you feel about working 65 hours a week when you are approaching 50, and your body is not just up to that sort of punishment any more.

From 50 it just get's worse.

But you gotta keep your nose to that grindstone and keep up the hours lest a new young asshat (like you once were) come along at the start of his work life who is stupid enough to burn himself out working even more hours a week all the while asserting to all and sundry that they still "have time for a wonderful family and many hobbies" and everyone else should just suck it up.

Congratulations. You work a lot of hours. You must feel great about that because we all live just to work right?

Come back later when your body and mind are tired, and there is some young guy nipping at your heels who is willing to do even more hours than you are capable of just so he can take your job of you.

After all it's all about survival of the fittest right?

Skyrim update makes dragons FLY BACKWARDS

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Unhappy

The worst thing is

that you can't play the game without the patch because Steam insists on installing it and won't start the game 'til you do.

Grrr

Intel sneaks out low-power microserver chip

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Paris Hilton

Huh?

"I'm betting you don't make generic software applications for the general market."

The "general market"?

Didn't you just use the lack of Oracle DB on ARM as an argument?

Is Oracle a big player in the "general market"?

Also, did you miss the part that said these chips are for micro SERVERS?

Good to see you haven't given up on slipping in the odd "Slowaris" or two into your posts at any and every opportunity though Matt, nicely done there.

Hmmm, FAIL or WTF? icon?

Bugger it, I'll just go with Paris

Consumer interest in Windows 8 tablets slumps

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Disagree

Back in january a lot of people automatically associated Windows with computers and the internet.

Now with ipad and android destroying the netbook market people are coming to the conclusion that they don't actually need windows to do most stuff, and in fact with a lot less hassle.

Toshiba readies zero Watt standby mode telly

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FAIL

Ahem

You are totally ignoring the large inefficiencies involved when running a switchmode PSU with low drain.

An electrical engineer you are not.

Ubuntu team questions Distrowatch share slide figures

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Paris Hilton

<fingers in ears>

nah nah nah I can't hear you!

I note that nobody from Canonical disputed the distrowatch numbers while Ubuntu was riding high on top.

Second US Navy robot stealth bomber takes flight

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Terminator

Is It Just Me

Or is this constant push by the US to "dehumanize" warfare slightly unsettling?

The start of this process began in world war 2 where bomber crews could fly at high altitudes and drop massive amounts of death and destruction on the invisible human beings below.

Now we have killing by remote control where operators sit in airconditioned offices to kill more invisible people by the dozen only to be home by five to cook dinner for the family.

Now we are giving soulless machines the ability to hunt down and kill people without a human having to suffer even the slightest discomfort at the fact that they are depriving some child a mother/father/sister/brother.

RoTM jokes aside, I find this trend to be quite disturbing.

Word and Excel creator: How Gates, Jobs and HAL shaped Office

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Indeed

I gave up when he asserted that the world was a better place because of Windows.

I guess when you've been gulping koolaid for 30 years you get used to the taste.

People with a clue however recognise the enormous damage done to the IT industry by Microsoft and their so called "Windows standard"

Global warming much less serious than thought - new science

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Actually

I knew it as the GDR, it was a simple slip of the finger.

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WTF?

The IPCC?

Now there's an honest to goodness bastion of integrity, not.

The IPCC is about as "Independent" as the East German FDR was "Democratic".

Rather they are packed to the brim full of environmental activists after they ejected the majority of scientists for not getting on board with the groupthink that pervades the place.

Yahoo! Microsoft! merger! back! on! after! NDA! signed!

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FAIL

"Internet Legend"

So, not real then?

Apple telly may sport Sharp screen tech

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Iphone remote

The trouble with using an iphone as a remote is that you have to look at it because you cannot feel the buttons.

Using for voice command though . . . .

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HDMI?

Apple already has a box you can connect to the TV via HDMI and they sell small quantities of them for what? About $120? How much profit is there in that? 30 bucks? Maybe 40?

On the other hand, if they were to take a $800 Sharp telly, stick it in a case that is dripping with apple style then they can sell it for $1300 and people will buy it in droves giving them $500 profit per device.

Just having a telly with something better than the super crappy remote controls that come with every TV made today would be worth the asking price.

Then there is the question of what extra functionality will be built in and where it is planted within the walled garden.

Knowing apple they will do something like connect it to Siri so you can use a combination of your iphone/ipad and voice control to use it while they get to log every command given to the TV to be used for marketing at you.

"Siri, I would like to watch Mythbusters" -> LOG: Goatjam likes geeky psuedo science shows, advertise their latest show to him in the itunes store the next time he logs in.

It's going to happen and people are going to lap it up.

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"net connectivity isn't driving upgrades"

Considering the ham fisted way the CE incumbents implement stuff like network connectivity that hardly comes as a surprise.

Hardware companies rarely have a clue about software (apple being the obvious exception)

Climategate 2.0: Fresh trove of embarrassing emails

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FAIL

@swarmboy

You created an account here just so you could post a three page screed that essentially says "No, I'm not, you are, neener neener neener"

Groupon offer burns cupcake baker’s profits

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meh

It'd be nice to think you are correct but the truth is that most people will have totally forgotten about this story an after reading it.

Engineers seek funds for world’s largest Tesla coil

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Oh Yeah

Tesla Ironman;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPoomwdNZeY

Cracked emails again deployed against climate researchers

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Mushroom

Durban

A place where climate activists fly to in enormous jets so they can get together and discuss the ways they can best force everybody else to reduce their "carbon footprint".

Gates: Novell are sore losers, Word trounced WordPerfect

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Moving The Goalposts

"Also, Wordpefect started to go downhill when it was ported to Windows. WordPerfect 5.1 for Windows had to be installed in Dos and was unstable"

The problem faced by WP (and Lotus) was that MS were telling everyone (including their "partner, IBM) that OS/2 was the way forward so everyone was developing for that.

Then MS wrong footed everyone by pulling Windows out of nowhere with Word for Windows (& Excel) ready to ship.

The WIndows ports of WP and Lotus were consequently rushed to market and were forced to use deliberately broken API's making them slow and unstable.

Microsoft have always been a malignant force in the IT industry. Always were and always will be.

Oracle says HP is paying Intel to prop up Itanium

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FAIL

misinformed?

Then shirley you would be better off posting an informative response rather than churlishly hammering the down vote button?

I use the up vote button a bit but I rarely use the downvote button.

Nothing says "I'm a fanboy" more than downvoting someone without having the guts to confront their view to their face (so to speak)

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Holmes

I have been seeing a bit of a pattern

emerge on El Reg lately.

Whenever anybody comments negatively regarding Oracle they receive a whole bunch of down votes.

Methinks there are a couple of shills on the case because surely there cant be *that* many Ellison fanboys around?

God, I hope not.

Women love phone cams, for snapping pics of cute babies

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Paris Hilton

How Come

you ladies don't mind it when men are all categorized as philandering layabouts who meet every Thursday at their secret boys clubs to plan the next phase in their ongoing oppression of women eh?

New 'plasma lamps' to replace fluorescent bulbs, LEDs

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Thumb Up

What about LCD panels?

Instead of surrounding the panel with CFL tubes or banks of LEDs you could simply put one of these behind the LCD and shine it through. Considering a large part of the dreaded "bevel" area is necessary to accommodate the lighting requirements of the device, it seems to me that the use of this could go some way towards achieving the legendary "bevel free" screens we all lust after.

Afghan elders refuse to be labelled pimps by number 39

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WTF?

Wot?

I do hope you are not an American lest my Irony Meter burn out.

[. . . . . /]

IRONY

LEVEL

Party on the 13th floor anyone?

Brussels: Water cannot be sold as remedy for dehydration

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WTF?

What Are You On About?

http://www.dhmo.org/

Clooney fingered for Steve Jobs role in Hollywood biopic

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Holmes

Bollocks

Plenty of people can get away with playing themselves;

Clint Eastwood

John Wayne

Frank Sinatra

Dean Martin

Steve Buscemi

Danny Devito

Michael Caine

Are just a few off the top of my head.

Will Intel slay or flee fearsome Snapdragon Win 8 tab?

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FAIL

Windows 8

I have a feeling that Windows 8 may be Microsoft's biggest disaster since the "Longhorn" fiasco.

It will suffer from trying to please everybody and pleasing nobody.

The "All tablets are crap unless they can run all my Windows programs" brigade will not be pleased because their vaunted Windows programs will not run on ARM.

The "I want a full desktop experience on my tablet and not some dumbed down Fisher Price crap" folks will also be unhappy because I will bet you dollars to doughnuts that "Windows 8 Super Tablet Pro Ultimate Edition" will end up being more like WinPho7 than the "Full Blown Windows With a Start Menu" that they are demanding.

The people who say "meh, I don't care about that stuff I just want to be able to get fart apps like my friends have" will buy Ipads and Android (depending on what their friends have their fart apps on).

So, who is going to buy Windows 8 on ARM exactly?

Punters hate copyright, says Steelie Neelie

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Megaphone

I Hate Copyright

Because it is constantly being extended.

The original Statute of Anne was a compromise that was struck between creators and consumers that gave creators a 14 year (with an option for another 14 years) monopoly on their creations in exchange for those creations becoming public domain at the end of that period.

Since then, artistic works have become the properties of corporations who have successfully pushed extensions to copyright far in excess of the original agreement with nothing given back to consumers in return.

They continue to put pressure on creating further extensions to this very day.

I'm damned if I'm going to contribute to some greedy corporations bottom line just so that I can listen to music made 40 years ago, often by a dude that has died long ago.

Recently, one of the newspapers where I live ran an article on the highest earning "dead" people, with Whacko Jacko, Jimi Hendrix, Einstein and John Lennon all at the top of the list.

Why? Why should the children and grand children of these people continue to live the easy life based on works by their parents?

Their parents made a bundle while alive and if they failed to invest wisely instead of snorting their wealth up their nose then that is Not My Problem.

Why should I hand over my hard earned to these corporate rent collectors?

No, feck that, the copyright cartels have taken too much and no longer deserve my support.

Put in a fair system that allows a reasonable monopoly period with a transfer of rights to the public at the end and I will get on board.

Until that happens, they can all get stuffed.

Microsoft seeks patent on employee spy system

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Windows

Looks Like We Dodged a Bullet There

Thank God nobody competent patented this, otherwise I'd be getting a bit worried right now.

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WTF?

So, Let Me Make Sure I Understand Your Position.

You have your panties in a twist because Microsoft might use their patent to block other sociopathic coporations from developing a monitoring system that would make George Orwell blush?

Java's 'Steve Jobs' moment in 2012?

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"I'm far too busy making a real living writing real apps in Java to have time to post on any discussion forums."

Apparently not

Galaxy Tab case tweaked to evade Germany ban

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G for Germany!

Have a thumb up!

And RIP Bob, you fabulous crazy nutter.

'Grow up': Assange's mother to Obama-struck Oz

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She is 100% correct

The constant groveling and boot-licking that has been going on in the last two days has been truly nauseating.

It made me ashamed to be Australian.

Well, more ashamed really.

The US is well on the way to becoming some sort of Orwell-Huxley hybrid and our "Leaders" continued insistence on tying our flag to their mast is a huge concern.

When the US says jump, our "leaders" jump.

It makes me sick.

We should be distancing ourselves from the US as they continue their decline into despotism.

Instead we help them rearrange the deck chairs while the entire Western World follows them down the toilet.

Apple's cloud music service 'WIPES your iPHONE'

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Boffin

I Can See That Working 100% Of The Time

Not.

What would you get back for "The Beatles - Love Me Do"?

The one with Andy White on drums or the Ringo version?

And to continue the Beatles theme, is it the "Let it Be" or "Naked" version of "Dig A Pony" ?

Although to be fair, I expect the service is not intended to be used by obsessive types that care about such distinctions.

<- obsessive nerdy person

Windows 8 aims to make security updates less painful

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Paris Hilton

Attention! Captain Obvious is making an announcement!

“This means that your PC will only restart when security updates are installed and require a restart”

And this differs to current behaviour in what way?

Perhaps all the restarts we have at the moment are not necessary and are just there to provide a level of annoyance that is commensurate with the typical expectations of the befuddled users of microsoft products?

Facebook filth flood – Fawkes Virus to blame?

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Trollface

Justin Bieber in sexual situations and depictions of an abused dog

Hopefully not in the same picture.

ewww

LHC results may solve riddle of how universe can exist

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Thumb Up

For some reason I now have Hawkwind playing in my head

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFPLgGWMndc

TCP/IP daddy Cerf: 'Don't rewrite the internet for security'

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FAIL

"Your an idiot"

Please try again