* Posts by Ilsa Loving

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NPM not tied in knots over Yarn rival project

Ilsa Loving

FFS

Would you web developers stop being so damn lazy?

Do you f__king jobs as developers and make a minimal effort to know what code you are including in your application.

Having stuff downloaded dynamically is a blindingly big security hole that the titanic could sail through.

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Detroit sh*t shifter's operating costs waste away with Oracle's cloud

Ilsa Loving

Next Year

I want to hear their comments next year when Oracle has them firmly locked in and starts cranking up the prices.

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You want how much?! Israel opts not to renew its Office 365 vows

Ilsa Loving

Re: Libreoffice is free and just fine.

>The formatting can be a nightmare. We had one supplier turn up with a PowerPoint presentation, our company had standardized on LibreOffice and the meeting room computer had LO on it...

He didn't bring his own laptop? There's no way I would allow someone from outside the company to bring random powerpoint files and run them on our computers, even if said computers were just conference room PCs.

That being said, I've found LO Impress to be anything but impressive. When compared to PP or Keynote, it's just so shockingly bland that you may as well just display a PDF on the screen.

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Unpicking the Pixel puzzle: Why Google is struggling to impress

Ilsa Loving
FAIL

Re: Conspiracy theory.

>I can't help noticing that much of what some people fashionably deride as 'bloat' in manufacturer skins is what informs and inspires the next round of new features in Android. Without the constant innovation and differentiation of the manufacturer skins Android would have settled to a far more sedate and self-satisfied pace of change.

You say that as if it's a bad thing. There was nothing wrong with the original Android UI. One of the things I find frustrating about Android IS the mercurial UI that changes on every release. There is no benefit to it, and there are tons of downsides, like unnecessarily confusing the crap out of users.

People piss and moan about how 'boring' the iOS UI is. But you know what? It works. It's simple. And once you learn it, you arn't afraid that you have to relearn how to use your phone when you upgrade. That is a massive reason why Apple is still so popular despite their often questionable choices in hardware design.

I remember when I first used android. There was a back button, a home button, and a menu button. The icons looked corresponding to their function. Now? You have a square, a triangle, and a circle. I wanted to use Android, but apparently I got a playstation controller controller instead and it made the whole experience needlessly confusing.

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Dropbox plans to drop encrypted Linux filesystems in November

Ilsa Loving

Re: Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

> May I suggest looking at Tresorit (pronounced 'treasure-it'). Swiss based, encrypted, works for me.

Not for $30/month just for the personal edition, I won't.

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Crumbs. Apple has tweaked the MacBook Pro keyboard

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Re: "an improved third-generation keyboard for quieter typing"

"Although I had a shock yesterday, someone with an Apple mac wanted to use a projector, they had an HDMI port. I almost fainted"

That would be the 2015 model MBP that they just discontinued. Presumably because people (like me) were buying those instead of their ridiculously-overpriced-but-garbage new models.

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No one wants new phones – it's chips that keep Samsung chugging

Ilsa Loving

Less nonsense, more useful features.

I honestly can't fathom how it doesn't occur to the likes of Apple and Samsung that people don't need idiotic things like talking poop when you videochat someone.

Give us *useful* things, like a battery that lasts longer than a day. Put the radio chip back in so we can listen to FM radio instead of wasting our data plans. A decent panorama function that doesn't make your picture look like it was taken with a badly made fisheye lense. Or, I dunno, give us more control of our privacy, maybe?

But no, apparently it's more important that people pretend that they're Patrick Stuart from the Emoji movie.

Right now I'm keeping a close eye on how the Key2 works out cause it's the first decent phone in a long time that gives you more than 1 lousy day of battery life.

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Gentoo GitHub repo hack made possible by these 3 rookie mistakes

Ilsa Loving

<quote>And there goes any remaining credibility of those savvy commentards who insist that site-specific variation schemes</quote>

Who in the world would suggest such a thing as acceptable? Nobody who actually knows what they're doing, at least.

There is only one viable solution today for passwords: Using a password manager. Only then are you able to make a unique password on every site you log into. And you can make them as long and complex as the site will allow, making them that much harder to break.

And now you only have one password to remember (for your password manager) so you just need to remember one solid password.

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MongoDB turns on, tunes in, drops ACID and goes mobile

Ilsa Loving

Don't need transactions?

They can believe whatever they want, but in the real world, transactional integrity is very important. Even more so when you're talking about clusters where the user's session can bounce like a ping pong ball between servers.

At least pragmatism prevailed and they pulled their head out of their backsides long enough to address the single biggest criticism people had about Mongo.

Now if only they came up with a consisted language for operating on NoSQL databases. Something structured.... Yeah... like... a structured query language... Hmm....

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Google says Pixel 2's narcoleptic display is being fixed in June update

Ilsa Loving

>You can use a pixel 2 without a Google account... And nothing goes back to Google.

>Good luck signing into an iPhone without an appleID and avoiding the apple slurp... It's mandatory.....

Obvious Troll is obvious. If your post was any less correct it wouldn't even be in a comprehensible language.

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Press F to pay respects to the Windows 10 April Update casualties

Ilsa Loving

Re: "Upgrading users should be able to ignore the viewer as before."

>Unless the problem you need help with is the fact that you can't get online. I wonder how MS intends to deliver help files when your network connection has been rendered FUBAR due to the latest MS update?

>I'll get my coat, it's the one with the recursive Catch 22 trap in the pocket containing the recursive Catch 22 trap in th

The sad part is that that isn't even a joke. Wasn't it last year when MS put out an update that destroyed everybody's DHCP?

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Java-aaaargh! Google faces $9bn copyright bill after Oracle scores 'fair use' court appeal win

Ilsa Loving

Can Ritchie sue Oracle then?

Java is a derivative work, inheriting a large amount of it's syntax and functionality from C++ and C.

Does this mean Oracle can be sued for that?

If this stands it will be a programming language nuclear war.

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Facebook's inflection point: Now everyone knows this greedy mass surveillance operation for what it is

Ilsa Loving

History

Those who don't know history are doomed to repeat it.

Those who do not history are doomed to watch everyone else repeat it.

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18.04 beta is as good a time as any to see which Ubuntu flavour tickles your Budgie, MATE

Ilsa Loving

"We have Libreoffice and Thunderbird which are fundamentally very good, but are beginning to look a little dated."

I have to respectfully disagree. Thunderbird is a god-awful mess. Hideous messy UI, convoluted configuration, and irritating behaviours make it a user unfriendly mess. It failed the Mom test miserably. As a matter of fact, I have not used one single OSS PIM stack that didn't have some kind of problem or was missing critical functionality. For example, CardDav/CalDAV support is shockingly hard to come by without having to futz with cumbersome transport tools.

LibreOffice is ok for word processing and spreadsheets, but they really should just throw in the towel with Impress. I have yet to run it on a single system (I haven't tried Windows) where it wasn't fundamentally broken. Half the transition options flat out don't work, and those that do work have shockingly jerky animation on even high end hardware. And this has been an ongoing problem for at least half a decade, and nobody seems to care enough to fix it. You'd be better off flipping through a PDF file.

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Cortana. Whatever happened to world domination?

Ilsa Loving

Re: Alexa puck

"I've run checks on my local network to ensure that no extraneous data is being sent to Amazon, and there's no spikes at times where I don't call it by name to indicate anything is sent except for that which I expect.

This sounds like a blog article needing to be written. I've refused to get one for similar paranoid reasons as others have mentioned, but if demonstrated to behave in a reasonable manner, then maybe it's worth greater consideration.

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Ilsa Loving

Poor first impression

My first introduction to Cortana was when I tried asking it a question... and it promptly locked up the entire user interface and the only way to get out was to ctrl-alt-delete and log out of the machine (or reboot). I tried it several more times with consistent results.

So I disabled it and never used it again.

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Cavalry riding to the rescue of DDoS-deluged memcached users

Ilsa Loving

Resp

>I suppose that the use of this flush_all command is a bit like going on to a neighbour's property to put out a fire started by an unattended BBQ that's grown big enough to be threatening one's own. That is, the neighbour almost certainly will be grateful.

I still remember when a long time ago a neighbour got his internet shut down because he had been infected with spamspewing malware. While I was troubleshooting exactly what was going on, he fumed about how none of this was his fault or his responsibility and his ISP should have protected him.

I told him his only option was to reformat his hard drive and there was nothing else I could do. I sure as hell wasn't going to help him for free.

So yeah, don't count on people stupid enough to set up an unsecured and unpatched memcached server to be thankful that their incompetence was called out.

Simple rules for setting up a server on the internet:

-Is it a backend server? Put it behind a firewall and set up network ACLs to restrict access to minimum required to function.

-does it assist a front-end server? Put it behind a firewall and set up network ACLs to restrict access to minimum required to function.

-Is it a front-end server? Put it behind a firewall and poke one hole the and set up network ACLs to restrict access to minimum required to function. AND also restrict public URLs to only the ones the public should use if your server provides separate maintenance/admin URLs.

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Good news: Apple designs a notebook keyboard that doesn't suck

Ilsa Loving

On the upside, if your powermac ever stops working you can still use the mouse to play ice hockey.

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Millionaire-backed science fiction church to launch Scientology TV network

Ilsa Loving

Re: Z-lister club

What do you mean? Of course vegetables feel pain.

I've heard the screams of the vegetables,

Watching their skins being peeled.

Grated and chopped without mercy...

How do you think that feels?

Carrot juice constitutes murder.

Greenhouses prison for slaves!

It's time to stop all this gardening,

lets call a spade a spade!

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Ilsa Loving

"Rumored"?

Wasn't Hubbard specifically quoted as setting up scientology specifically to be a money-making operation?

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Slack cuts ties to IRC and XMPP, cos they don't speak Emoji

Ilsa Loving

Re: Slack? IRC?

SkypeForBusiness, AFAIK, IS Lync. Microsoft rebranded it thinking that would somehow magically make it more attractive despite the fact that it was still a steaming pile of festering donkey smegma.

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A smartphone recession is coming and animated poo emojis can't stop it

Ilsa Loving

Well no shit

For years now, phones have converged to exactly one general style, with the only improvements being minor bumps in CPU or GPU power.

And they're honestly surprised that people arn't upgrading anymore?

You wanna sell phones? Add back all the features you've been f__king taking away (headphone jack, FM radio, removable battery with the option of an extended capacity) and stabalizing the f__king operating system so that it runs reliably and allows you to communicate with other devices (eg: bluetooth car audio) without me having to spend god knows how much time googling and futzing. Oh, and may mix up the models types a little bit so everyone doesn't feel like they're living through the Black Mirror episode "Fifteen Million Merits". I would *love* a phone with a slideout keyboard like those old Nokia Communicators.

But no, instead of making a phone that doesn't suck, companies would instead prefer to add all sorts of idiotic features like animated poop emojis and half-assed nonsense that is of no material value to anyone.

There's plenty of money out there for new phones. The problem is, like the article says, that companies arn't interested in putting out NEW phones anymore.

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Microsoft says 'majority' of Windows 10 use will be 'streamlined S mode'

Ilsa Loving

Re: Games, anyone?

Do they really like windows though? If you look at PC sales numbers, they've been outright collapsing year over year over year. There was already a slump prior to the release of Windows 10, but since Windows 10 those numbers have been in freefall.

Meanwhile, non-Windows machines (ie: Apple. Chromebook, etc) have been either steady or increasing.

Microsoft fucked up Windows 10 so utterly badly that they have caused the Great PC Depression.

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23,000 HTTPS certs will be axed in next 24 hours after private keys leak

Ilsa Loving

Wait, Geotrust will be blocked too?

The way the article is written, it sounds like Chrome is going to block all certificates under the Symantec umbrella, including RapidSSL and Geotrust.

Am I reading this right? Cause that's going to be devastating.

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Six things I learned from using the iPad Pro for Real Work™

Ilsa Loving

Actually, it's usable for IT work. There are decent clients available for managing AWS, SSH some with, some without X support), and passable remote desktop tools. Oh, and there are VPN clients galore.

It's not great, mind you, however now and then I'm in a position where I need to do some urgent work and the only thing I've had on me is my iPad, and it's worked surprisingly well.

It cannot compete against a desktop or a laptop if the work requires special locally-running apps, but as a remote access device, I consider it an almost-as-good alternative to lugging around a laptop.

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You're decorating it wrong: Apple HomePod gives wood ring of death

Ilsa Loving

Re: Lace Doily

I realize your post was tongue-in-cheek, however, looking at the general aesthetic of the HomePod, I think a nice white lace doily would actually look very nice and complement the unit.

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Playboy is suing Boing Boing over Imgur centrefold link

Ilsa Loving

OMG that video

I couldn't even watch the whole video. And I'm currently feeling this not quite overwhelming urge to curl into a fetal position under my desk right now.

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Flying on its own, Thunderbird seeks input on new look

Ilsa Loving

How about making Thunderbird not suck, instead?

The dated look of Thunderbird is the least of it's issues. It's hard not to think of it as abandonware when there's been no notable improvements in *years*.

It appears to be stuck in the 90s. It's needlessly difficult to use and configure, and is missing a multitude of features that are standard in most other clients, like unified mailboxes or functional calendar (ie: caldav, activesync) and contacts (ie: carddav, activesync, ldap) service integration.

I don't know what the reason is, nor do I really care at this point. I simply now consider Thunderbird to be a client of last resort, especially on Mac or Windows where there are a multitude of other clients to choose from.

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Windows Store nixed Google Chrome 'app' hours after it went live

Ilsa Loving

Re: RE: AC

"I use toilet paper. Both sides"

So... A Windows 10 user then? :)

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Bring me your poor, your huddled masses, yearning to see behavioural advertising

Ilsa Loving

Facebook has a "striped down" app?

What, it's only 1/2 a gigabyte instead of 3/4?

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Brit MP Dorries: I gave my staff the, um, green light to use my login

Ilsa Loving

Not surprising

As horrific as this is, it doesn't surprise me.

Politicians are are still people. And for years the general accepted rules for password management have encouraged ridiculous policies that virtually guaranteed that these kinds of issues would occur.

Even the original author (sorry forgot his name now...) has gone so far as to apologize for his original recommendations because they've done overwhelmingly more harm than good.

What this story tells me is that their IT policies desperately need an update. Preferably one that doesn't require people to change their passwords every 30 days, and focus on longer but more easily typeable and memorable passwords.

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The End of Abandondroid? Treble might rescue Google from OTA Hell

Ilsa Loving

Will this help current phones?

I am assuming that, while this new architecture is good, it won't help current and past phones. This is the architecture Google should have implemented on day one, not 10 years later, after "Landfill Android" became an official term.

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Parity: The bug that put $169m of Ethereum on ice? Yeah, it was on the todo list for months

Ilsa Loving

Jeebuz....

"However, rather than just having more audits, we strongly believe that more extensive and formal procedures and tooling around the deployment, monitoring and testing of contracts will be needed to achieve security. We believe that the entire ecosytem as a whole is in urgent need of such procedures and tooling to prevent similar issues from happening again, in particular if and when the number and complexity of live contracts grows."

Gee, ya f__king think? It didn't occur to you *before*, that top notch security would be necessary in order to reliably handle other people's money?

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US trade cops agree to investigate Apple's 'embrace and extend'

Ilsa Loving

I hope Apple loses big time

The fact of the matter is that Apple's mechanism for screen sharing is, quite frankly, crap. RDP is infinitely better, for a variety of reasons, the most important of which (IMO) is that the resolution of your display is based on your local client, not the resolution of the mac you're connecting to.

I'd been looking around for an RDP based screen server for Mac, and was disappointed I couldn't find one. Now I know why.

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Donald Trump's tweets: Are they presidential statements or not?

Ilsa Loving

Not so difficult to me

He is speaking from a position of power. He makes no effort to draw a clear line between "personal" and "POTUS" therefore it's only reasonable to assume that they're all "POTUS".

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Apple succeeds in failing wearables

Ilsa Loving

You may be able to take your pulse, but you can't do it continuously, and record the data for further analysis.

It's a niche use case, but a device that can handle that use case well will be very valuable to those that need/want it.

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Ilsa Loving

My biggest concern with the iWatch is battery life. Batteries lose the ability to hold charge over time, and if you can only get 1 day worth of life when you've first taken it out of the box, how much life will the watch have a year or two from now? I'm not one of those people that is willing to drop large quantities of money on updated accessories, so I expect my watch to have a generous life span.

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User asked help desk to debug a Post-it Note that survived a reboot

Ilsa Loving

Re: PBKAC

Way back when a manager was complaining he couldn't log into his laptop. It just wouldn't accept his password. After spending more time than I care to admit checking the caps lock, watching him type, etc, I discovered that he had somehow managed to hit the num lock function, which turned half his qwerty keyboard into a ersatz number pad. After figuring out how to disable it again (as I had never in my life used it once), he was able to log in again.

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Squeezing in little Quake between builds? Not any more: Facebook Bucks up Java compile tool

Ilsa Loving

Shit code

Maybe if they didn't write such mindbogglingly shit code, they wouldn't have issues with compile times being so long. I mean, honestly, the facebook and messenger together are approx 750mb. What in the name of $DEITY and all that is holy did they have to do to bloat their apps up that much?

Their applications are proof that they don't actually know how to write code, and anything they make available should very carefully evaluated before used by others.

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Don't worry about those 40 Linux USB security holes. That's not a typo

Ilsa Loving

Who cares about the USB issues...

How do you make those adorable penguin appetizers? I'm guessing carrots and olives... and... cream cheese?

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Kubernetes bug ate my banking app! How code flaw crashed Brit upstart

Ilsa Loving

I wonder...

I wonder if they're also using NoSQL databases for their back end? ACID compliance? We don't need no steenking ACID compliance!

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First iPhone X fondlers struggle to admit that Face ID sort of sucks

Ilsa Loving

Less gimicks, more stability

I wish Apple would go back to making a robust product instead of coming up with goofy gimicks. There are advanced facial recognition systems out there that cost millions of dollars and arn't completely reliable. It's arrogant for Apple to think they can get it working in a $1000 phone. It's a completely unnecessary feature that causes more problems than it solves, IMO.

Meanwhile, I have had more problems with iOS 11 than I *ever* had with *any* previous version of iOS. I had to do a factory reset just to get my Beats BT headphones working properly again. I mean, come on, an apple phone having issues with apple headphones? Really?

Meanwhile the Hey Siri feature has been completely broken with my car whereas it had worked perfectly in iOS 10. And Apple's support response was, "It's up to other vendors to be compatible with us." Yeah, I'll just rip out the entire stereo of my car and replace it then. TYVM.

I think it's time Apple stopped being "courageous" with their product lines and go back to making products that weren't crap.

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Don't put your Node out of joint: Version 8 of JS toolkit now in LTS mode

Ilsa Loving

"Long Term"

How exaclty does 18 months count as "long term"? I have jars of condiments in my fridge that last longer than that.

This just makes me even *more* nervous about NodeJS, in that it is so unstable that 18 months is the best they can hope to achieve for some kind of stable release.

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How to make your HTML apps suck less, actually make some money

Ilsa Loving

I am guessing some kind of porting libraries.

I would guess that the original code was written for Android as Java, and then ported to iOS as an afterthought. So its possible that there's a huge pile of libraries added in to support running the app in iOS without the developer needing to go through a huge redevelopment effort.

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Resellers on Surface: Yeah, go ahead and kill it. What do we care...

Ilsa Loving

Re: Who Is Buying Surface ???

> Segue to a generic rant how I'm ever more reluctant to buy a new product because I don't know if it will be around very long.

This is why I won't consider one. It's a nice enough device, but a) it runs Windows 10 which Microsoft has done a fantastic job of making me despise with all my being, and b) Microsoft has not been able to put out one single product this past decade that they haven't subsequently stabbed people in the back with.

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Ilsa Loving

Re: In another thread...

Considering that it has an intel processor in it and touts paintshop pro, it's most likely windows. AFAIK there is no android version of PSP.

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Onwards to Valhalla: Java ain't dead yet and it's only getting bigger

Ilsa Loving

Cave Johnson here...

I'll be honest, we're throwing Java at the wall here to see what sticks. No idea what it'll do. Probably nothing. Best-case scenario, you might get some superpowers. Worst case, some tumors, which we'll cut out.

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Open-source storage that doesn't suck? Our man tries to break TrueNAS

Ilsa Loving

Re: Fail over?

>There is a heartbeat. The failover is pretty quick and seamless. I have been running one for almost 2 years now, and have only failed over intentionally. When I did fail over, no one but me knew it even happened. I'm running around 30 VM's on mine.

Would you mind sharing some details and rough costs of your setup? I'm currently investigating upgrade options, and your situation sounds similar to mine.

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The URL of sandwich: Microsoft Office blogs redirect snafu foils users

Ilsa Loving

Why would anyone use Azure?

It makes me wonder why anyone in their right might would use Azure, seeing how Microsoft can't seem to go a week without something major going belly up. If they can't keep their own infrastructure running, why would anyone trust them with their own?

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At last, someone's taking Apple to task for, uh, not turning on iPhone FM radio chips

Ilsa Loving

No headphone jack

Suddenly the inexplicable desire to exclude the headphone jack makes sense.

Apple et al can now honestly say that there's no point enabling the FM chip since there's no longer a way to connect an antenna. Before, they had no leg to stand on because there was absolutely nothing preventing them from enabling the functionality apart from greed.

This is feeling like the whole "IE is a part of Windows" thing all over again.

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