* Posts by Paul Hovnanian

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Microsoft: Russia invasion of Ukraine ‘unlawful, unjustified’

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In other words, Patch Tuesday.

Russia is the advanced persistent threat that just triggered. Ready?

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"If ever you get the chance to watch 'Occupied'"

The plot doesn't make sense. Russia occupies Norway for refusing to produce oil and gas? Russia produces oil and gas and it would be grinning from ear to ear over the price spikes.

IBM cannot kill this age-discrimination lawsuit linked to CEO

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Re: Get out while and if you can

"then nicknamed 'Napoleon'"

Or Putin.

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Re: Semantic alert

"Mistakes were made," "Police-involved shooting." That sort of thing.

Computer scientists at University of Edinburgh contemplate courses without 'Alice' and 'Bob'

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Re: English language fail

Obligatory Dilbert.

Intel energizes decades-old real-time Linux kernel project

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A lot of RT programming depends on allocating system resources to processes which must execute in a defined time vs ones that can be pushed into the background. I fear that the browser and app developers will make those decisions for us. And it will be the adware popups which will win out over the mouse response as it crawls toward the close winfow icon.

AI really can't copyright the art it generates – US officials

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Re: Waddaya mean ...

"What do you mean? There is no magic? No divine inspiration ..."

How many goats were sacrificed to keep Windows running?

AI-created faces now look so real, humans can't spot the difference

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I'm afraid ...

... that following the long term Covid lockdown and isolation, I am losing the ability to recognise human faces, either real or synthetic.

Beware the big bang in the network room

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Nip it in the bud

I wasn't directly involved with this. But a new electric substation was built at a utility I used to work for. Racks were installed in the control house and the electricians dutifully installed the protection relays and wired them per the provided diagrams. But they failed to leave enough slack in the cabling or utilize the (provided) hinged cable brackets which would allow the equipment to be rolled out for maintenance on its slides.

The relay technicians came to the job site next to calibrate and commission the equipment. Upon finding that the cabling had not been installed properly to facilitate future maintenance, they proceeded to take side cutters and cut every cable in the racks. And then call the electrician crew back to do it right this time.

Make assistive driving safe: Eliminate pedestrians

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'Ahhh, this is obviously a new use of the term "Full Self Driving" that I was not familiar with.'

Just another version of the term "fully semi automatic" that we see on this side of the pond.

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Seattle

"What they found was that good drivers in built-up areas have learnt to recognise a pedestrian's body language and facial tics that suggest they are about to step into the road. "

Right. We've gotten pretty good at discerning the difference between a pedestrian about to cross and a hobo stepping up to the gutter to throw up.

But seriously: I've seen a number of reports on the progress of self driving adoption. And most of them assume the eventual incorporation of V2V (vehicle to vehicle) communications. Great. But what do you do about the pedestrians and cyclists? Rather than designing some sort of cooperative AI system, vehicle designers need to look at adversarial game theory a bit more. Your enemy isn't going to willingly tip their hand.

NASA taps Lockheed Martin to build Mars parcel pickup rocket

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Still on the drawing board

The problem I can see with delaying the pickup mission design like this:

What if it becomes evident that the sample tube design was not optimal for automated retrieval. Too slippery, funny shape, etc.

Too late to fix it now.

Amazon stretches working life of its servers an extra year, for AWS and its own ops

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Re: "servers have a useful life of five years"

*for accounting purposes*

I suspect that is is behind the decision. If you assume too short of an expected lifetime, then when a server depreciates to zero (and keeps running), there is nothing more to be deducted. On the other hand, if the assumed lifetime is too long and the server craps out prematurely, a capital charge will be incurred when the unit is taken out of service.

Bean counters (legume enumerators) dislike either situation.

Tesla to disable 'self-driving' feature that allowed vehicles to roll past stop signs at junctions

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Deactivate the ...

... 'Karen' mode.

When forgetting to set a password for root is the least of your woes

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Been there ..

"never, ever, leave superuser accounts logged in."

Many times. I walk up to use a terminal and it's logged on as root.

Look around. "Hello. Is anyone using this? Anyone? Hello?"

I just type in 'exit' and 'whoami' one more time to find the actual user name of the moron who left the system vulnerable. Log them off and go about my business.

US Navy in mad dash to salvage F-35C that fell off a carrier into South China Sea

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Re: F35 A, B & C models

This incident sounds like arresting gear failure. What with deck crew sustaining injuries. An arresting cable can do this. Or the tailhook may have broken and parts gone flying.

It's not really fair to put this on the F-35 since thatis all pretty well established technology.

Bouncing cheques or a bouncy landing? All in a day's work for the expert pilot

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Re: In the pilot's defense...

Pull back, cows get smaller. Push forward, cows get bigger.

Crack team of boffins hash out how e-scooters should sound – but they need your help*

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Obviously ...

The sound of a trotting horse.

US DoD staffer with top-secret clearance stole identities from work systems to apply for loans

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FAIL

Problem spotted

Using SharePoint for classified documentation --->

Pop quiz: The network team didn't make your change. The server is in a locked room. What do you do?

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Back in the old days ...

... when I worked at Boeing, one of my jobs was to provide technical support for shop floor automated test equipment (ATE).

One day, I get a call from a factory manager. "We can't update the ATE with the new tests. It will not connect to the network." So I hiked over (laptop in hand) and verified that the network drop next to the ATE was in fact inoperative. The IT department was in the bad habit of provisioning a new network drop by checking the (full) switch and unplugging an existing drop which was not in use. Which quite often happened to be the one for our ATE, since it didn't stay powered up at all times. A quick call to the IT help desk and they said they'd send someone out. In 24 hours.

The factory manager was not entirely pleased with this situation, being in the building planes end of the business. But he was a pretty laid back guy. When I explained that I could easily fix the situation myself if I could only get into the locked network room, he said "Give me the phone."

Quite calmly, he explained the situation to the IT help desk and stated that the Boeing fire department was just downstairs and they would be more than happy to open the door with a fire axe. The turn-around time on that ticket was reduced to 15 minutes.

UK, Australia, to build 'network of liberty that will deter cyber attacks before they happen'

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"No one is hiring them, either. :("

So it's time to apply for unemployment benefits. It's what the finest people on this side of the pond do.

For those worried about Microsoft's Pluton TPM chip: Lenovo won't even switch it on by default in latest ThinkPads

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Re: The unanswered question is

But we'll gladly turn it back off. For a fee, of course.

Google and Facebook's top execs allegedly approved dividing ad market among themselves

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When elephants fight ..

.. the grass suffers.

We are that grass.

Could BYOB (Bring Your Own Battery) offer a solution for charging electric vehicles? Microlino seems to think so

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Re: This is the right direction!

"I doubt it will make it to the states."

Some states will license UTVs for on-road use. The trick would be to keep these classified as motorcycles/UTVs, where safety is the consumers choice and concern. As automobiles, mommy government will step in and insist on the latest in protection technology to keep people from getting an owie.

Software engineer jailed for 2 years after using RATs and crypters to steal underage victims' intimate pics

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Re: That Mugshot

"women and kids have had it DRUMMED INTO THEIR HEADS to never say no, never make a man feel uncomfortable, and always, always defer - but the fact is, they have. The perpetrator is the problem"

That's not the perpetrator. That's years later, when 'Chad', who has been socialized to spot victims, sees another one and applies the pressure. The problem is the initial upbringing. Bad parents. Perhaps a big dollop of religion and poorly supervised social learning very early in school. By the time a compliant girl (or boy) is handed their first phone with camera, it's far too late.

Go ahead and make people feel uncomfortable. It's happened to me many times at the hands of people I consider to be good friends. I can be a jerk, but I expect people to give me the thumbs down sign (or something) when I overstep their boundaries. Particularly when I was younger. But even now, I can't read minds and know each person's limits.

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Re: That Mugshot

"It's not just 'I thought he loved me' "

There's a line in a ZZ Top song:

"I've been in love ten thousand times. All I have to do is remember my lines."

Women need to understand this at a very early age. Much earlier than most parents would like to admit. I used to listen to a call in radio show help line for teens and young adults. Often, a young woman would call in with tales of woe and abusive relationships. The doctor hosting the show would listen for a few minutes and invariably ask, "What happened to you when you were five years old?" And then the horror stories of neglect, abuse or just plain horrible parenting would pour forth.

" 'He pestered me until I agreed, and he promised me he wouldn't share them.' "

"Hey babe. Send me some nudes."

"No."

"Come on. Just one little picture.'

Unfriends/blocks on social media.

This is how it has to work. Women need to take some a**hole lessons (I could teach them from experience).

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That Mugshot

... should be enough to convince women and children not to pose with their naughty bits exposed. Whether it's for a stolen identity or just one of many administrators that can peek at messages passing through the network: This is the guy that's leering at you.

Ransomware puts New Mexico prison in lockdown: Cameras, doors go offline

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The sales department ...

... of various service providers have spent a lot of time and money whispering in the ears of various CIOs about how wonderful the cloud is. And how much they will save by abandoning hard wired devices and implementing all the cell door locks and cameras as IoT devices, working over 5G.

Hookers and coke will win over common sense eventually.

To err is human. To really screw things up requires a wayward screwdriver

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Re: is there a reason

But they do.

The inevitability of the Windows 11 UI: New Notepad enters the beta channel

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Here's hoping ...

"It avoided Aero. Missed Modern."

... they go with Motif.

Snap continues to make a spectacle of itself as it tries to trademark the word spectacles

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USPO

"and so the legal game of ping-pong continued"

Table tennis, please. Ping-pong is trademarked.

Time to party like it's 2002: Acura and Honda car clocks knocked back 20 years by bug

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Woo hoo!

The warranty on my old crap-mobile is back in effect again.

It takes more clicks to reject their cookies than accept them, so France fines Facebook and Google over €200m

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No cookies for the French

Let them eat cake.

A time when cabling was not so much 'structured' than 'survival of the fittest'

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Be kind. He's probably in the IT biz. Let's turn it off and back on. And see if it does it again.

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Re: Don't mix power tools and alcohol

Nothing like any ho' I've ever seen either.

Wifinity hands customers bills for Wi-Fi services they didn't want but used by accident after software 'glitch' let 'fixed term' subs continue

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Re: Why are soldiers being monetised for profit like this?

"It sounds to me like you're speaking from first hand experience."

Yeah. Somebody has to stand duty in the guard towers while you folks are in the exercise yard.

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Re: Why are soldiers being monetised for profit like this?

Captive market. It's not like the soldiers can call up a competing broadband service and have a DSL line run into their barracks.

On this side of the pond, we have a similar problem with telephone service provided in prisons. The 'residents' have no freedom to chose competing services. And rather than the local telco providing a bank of payphones on the same terms as those in the free world, providers step in to exploit that lack of choice.

Tesla disables in-car gaming feature that allowed play while MuskMobiles were in motion

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Re: Back to horse-drawn buggies please!

"carelessly driven off a cliff"

But they don't explode in midair in a ball of fire like petrol powered cars do.

Wi-Fi not working? It's time to consult the lovely people on those fine Linux forums

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Re: "first read the fine forum thread until the end"

"Then when you actually find your language of choice,"

In a few millenia, the Rosetta Stone of our civilization will be the instruction manual for a VCR.

US distrust of Huawei linked in part to malicious software update in 2012

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Re: Main reason for the US to be against Huawei

"in this case to keep selling overpriced US made equipment"

I am shocked. Shocked and surprised to learn that the US actually manufactures anything anymore.

Facebook locks out 1,500 fake accounts used by cyber-spy firms to snoop on people, alerts 50k potential targets

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I'd be happy ...

... if law enforcement could infiltrate some of the on-line groups being used to organize grab and dash theft mobs. But then that's not likely to be Facebook. Facebook is for old people. If law enforcement wants to intercept illegal on-line activity (either criminal or terrorist) they are going to have to follow the suspects to their current hangouts.

Aircraft can't land safely due to interference with upcoming 5G C-band broadband service

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Re: WTAF?

"around airports"

Until a medivac helicopter can't reach an accident scene because everyone uploading pictures of the wreck is messing up its terrain avoidance system.

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"The carriers have dreams of driving fiber service and even Wifi out of existence with 5G, and base their need for C band on that premise."

Starlink has dreams of driving terestrial carriers out of business. Given Musk's performance vis a vis AT&T/Verizon, I'm betting on the satellites.

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Re: WTAF? Turn the tables.

The voices of millions of autistic gamers sitting in their parents' basements cried out in terror and suddenly were silenced.

Better CEO is 'taking time off' after firing 900 staff on Zoom

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Acting CEO ...

... should just have the facilities people come in and sheet rock over Garg's office door. Paint and trim to match the rest of the hallway. Nothing but a blank wall. Say nothing but catch his reaction on video when he comes back.

Google advises Android users to be careful of Microsoft Teams if they want to call 911

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Re: You seem to be having an emergency. Can I help you with that?

"And I imagine Google is busy rushing out a fix to prevent this from happening."

Good luck with that if some Microsoft app has inserted itself ahead of the voice calling service.

What came first? The chicken, the egg, or the bodge to make everything work?

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The rooster

... of course.

OK, boomer? Gen-X-ers, elder millennials most likely to name their cars, says DVLA

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Audi

Audi Murphy

Microsoft signs settlement with US Justice Dept over 'immigration-related discrimination' claims

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Re: not quite

"The vast majority of projects are not in that category."

You might be surprised.

"They also don't need to 'collect that information' at any other time, because they will have done so already when they hired the person"

Timing is the issue here. There is a grace period for submitting the immigration documentation for the permission to work. Not so if they have to set up access control (badging, etc.) for new employees to keep them out of secured areas.

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Strangely ..

.. I'm on Microsoft's side on this issue. Nothing to do with "Them furriners takin' our jobs." But consider the fact that MS has (and is) pursuing a lot of government business. Some Defense Department, NSA, and even some combination of letters which must not be spoken. And what happens when they get a contract? They have to provide secure facilities and exclude all foreign nationals and uncleared personnel. Think about the implications of trying to collect this information after the fact vs putting it in the HR database at hiring time.

Been there, done that. In a smaller organization, it's damned near imposible. You have to break up teams and lease some off site office space to move all the non cleared people. What might start out as a commercial product may not be offerable to various gov't entities if we can't document the personel involved in its conception.