* Posts by Wize

1553 publicly visible posts • joined 13 Mar 2008

Harvard boffins build cyborg skin of flesh and nanowires

Wize

Re: Skin of flesh and nanowires

It annoyed me when Arnie said the T2 couldn't do guns due to their chemical reactions to fire.

Why not make your arm into the barrel and stuff a bullet clip in your mouth?

Number-plate spycams riddled with flaws, top cop admits

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Re: France

"Implicitly the speed in urban areas and road works is 50kph, no signs needed, every one knows"

Not quite everyone. Having a UK driving licence allows me to drive in the rest of Europe without needing a further test.

Most people in the UK probably don't know the implied speed limit in lieu of sineage in every single EU country.

Plus all the quirks, like being able to turn right on a red light.

Wize

"... to track motorists' movements in England and Wales"

Is there something similar north of the border?

Fired Toyota coder trashes systems, steals data

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Re: This depends where you are

"USA with their "frogmarch off the premises" habits - yes. Elsewhere, not so sure."

I have been escorted off the premises before. A few of us called in to an office where it was explained that the company had been having problems and we were the redundancies on a last in first out basis. We were allowed to pick up our stuff from our desks under supervision. PCs reporting that they had been disconnected from the network when I got to my desk.

Though I've heard of people being 'black bagged' before. All your stuff is waiting for you in a black bin bag outside the office.

One company always used external meeting rooms (didn't have the space in their offices) so shuttled a whole department to the meeting room in the usual company bus. Told them they were all fired. Drove them all back to be greeted in the carpark with black bags beside their cars.

I know logins for quite a few places that would still allow remote access to systems, but I've never been (and never will) be the type to abuse it.

'FIRST ever' Linux, Mac OS X-only password sniffing Trojan spotted

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Re: need to manually run it: proof of concept yet again

All of us on here are less likely to get a virus than the average member of the public.

The average member of the public doesn't know how to secure their computer properly (probably have more of a chance with Windows going by the number of users on Linux forums who reply 'RTFM' to general questions.)

The average member of the public will click on any box that pops up when they think they are installing something fun, like a pink pony screensaver.

Factor in the recent Java vulnerability (others will follow covering your currently installed software) and you aren't looking as safe as you thought you used to be.

Ghostbusters

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Re: I believe Ecto1 was an ambulance not a hearse.

The hearse/ambulance confusion comes from the UK not having ambulances that shape. Only one type of car with room for just one in the back this side of the pond.

Mars rover harangues empty landscape with loudhailer

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Did anyone reply?

Any Martians shouting back "Oi, keep it down. You'll wake the kids. Aww, that's them up now. It took hours to settle them down..."

Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 Android tablet review

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I like the split screen option

Any chance of Samsung adding the function to the Tab2?

Visual Studio 2012: 50 Shades of Grey by Microsoft

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Re: Hey Microsoft, Windows 2.0 called...

Windows 2.0 style and only requires a monochrome monitor.

Are they putting any CRT control features back into the code?

Maybe they are planning their own version of a Kindle and want their UI to look the same on everything.

Disable Java NOW, users told, as 0-day exploit hits web

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Re: Once again, thank you NoScript

Don't you hate the time between someone sitting acting smug thinking they are bullet proof and the time when malware comes out that bypasses their impenetrable security like a hot knife through butter.

Google names names in amended 'shills' list

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I hear all the time of companies or individuals taking large wads of cash...

...to big up some product. All these massive back handers are disgraceful.

No one ever offers me one...

Study: If your antivirus doesn't sniff 'new' malware in 6 days, it never will

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Re: What do you expect if you "run" Windows?

@AlbertH

Surely you are using "security through obscurity" yourself.

If all the banks, government, etc had Linux (or what ever brand of operating system that has a group of users claiming its 100% virus free) then there would be viruses written for it.

But as things stand, there is no worth in trying to hack them. No big financial gain compared to going for the bigger target of Windows machines.

One might argue that its 'poorly configured Windows machines' being infected. I'm sure in the hands of the same users, Linux will be just as badly configured.

Rovio sticks some Martian action into Angry Birds Space

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Isn't it more a mutual thing?

Rather than a one way street of using NASA for promotion, they were promoting NASA when the space version came out. Probably spurring interests of many a game player to something outside their phones.

Driving a car? There's an app for that

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'“Automatically-driven cars will wait near your house or office. They'll knows your schedule and will arrange all the bookings in advance” he suggests.'

All sounds like the current system of taxis but a more advanced booking system.

What if you want to drive to see your relatives in the next town on a whim?

What if the user before you sat and sweated/farted for the last hour before you get it?

What about all the junk in my trunk that I use occasionally, but not enough to warrant carrying it back and forth every time I make a trip?

Think I'll stick with user owned vehicles. The car-less can move to New York if they want.

Samsung Galaxy Beam Android projector phone review

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Its one of those occasional use functions

I did think about getting a pocket sized projector at one point, one with a composite video input. The Nokia N97 could give composite out via its headphone socket (one of the few good bits of that phone) to feed it if I hadn't retired the phone and have an HTC (no video out, despite the claims it can display on your TV).

Instead, I just stick them onto my tablet to save everyone crowding round a small phone.

ICO has yet to begin probing cookie violators

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Do you still need to put up a warning banner..

...if you don't even use cookies on your site?

If so, it means I'll have to start using cookies so I can register who has clicked OK.

PayPal drops into McDonalds, begs meat-guzzlers to give it a bonk

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Re: Phones with NFC ?

Because your phone can receive as well as send via NFC. Check back in the Registers recent archives and you'll find an NFC keyboard.

Still, I can't see myself getting one. Just seems so easy to read from outside your pocket.

The problem with wireless: all those effin' wires

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Reduce the cables

Look at the iGo keyjuice. A small keyring that goes from USB to mini and micro (with a USB to iPhone version also available). Ok, I have to put my phone near my PC when transferring files or charging it, but its no big hardship. And its not even in my bag. Its on my keys.

And wondering why you list car adaptors as plural. Surely these are just car to USB. You can get them with multiple USB sockets and with a reasonable ampage (for tablets) too. Only one required.

And I don't get the Nokia comment. Before I moved away from them I had two different sized round pin Nokia chargers (even voltage incompatible between some phones) but now (almost) everyone uses micro USB to charge. Even less cables required.

Boffins say Vodka Red Bulls make you sensible

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Vodka & red bull...

...helping you wake up in the wrong bed since the 90's

Designer punked fanbois with asymmetric screw

Wize

Re: I hate replying to myself, but ...

Big hammer and a chunky screw driver and I can open any case.

Closing it again... thats a different matter.

AntiLeaks boss: We'll keep pummeling WikiLeaks and Assange

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Hmm

Aren't they saying something like:

"They are terrorists and we hate the actions of terrorists. So we are stopping them by terrorist actions"

Windows 8: Download it, then speak YOUR brains

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Re: trying it now

"...I'd rather not have its ungodly juices dipped too deep into my system."

Upvote for that alone.

Going to be a VM for me too. CBA setting up a dual boot and risking this splattering my normal boot drive with some nasty incompatible files.

I'll have to fix some machine at some point. Or at least explain to someone how to work the new interface.

Plus, I want to make sure any software I've written still looks normal and works on it.

Beer mats to tout tat to mobiles over wireless NFC

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Re: Although I don't remember the last time I saw a beer mat in a pub.

My local does have proper beer with proper hand pumps. And not a beer mat in sight, even though it serves the usual lagers at 3 degrees making the tables all wet.

There are a few pretentious ones serving all drinks on napkins, but they are are the fizzy lager/cocktail bars

Wize

Re: Assuming...

Most bluetooth devices are set to hidden these days to stop your device being spammed and to stop anyone hacking it.

Now NFC looks like the new bluetooth. Spam from anywhere you will have your phone near and the possibility of some hacker putting a malformed packet allowing them to gain control of your device.

Didn't like the idea of NFC to start with. Now its looking worse.

Although I don't remember the last time I saw a beer mat in a pub.

Apple, Amazon, close password door after horse bolts

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Re: Customer support is a cost, thereby it has to be cheap, SMS and calls cost...

And if you work on the rigs in the north sea, you can't get a text message for up to 3 weeks.

Not very handy to send out a new password.

Android app DRM quietly disabled due to bug

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Re: No more paid apps for me

"I just want what I paid for..."

Its been said that locks only keep out good people.

Stick on a DRM lock and someone will crack it and send it everywhere.

Where as the average user who has paid for it is fighting with restrictions.

My usual example to throw out there is DVDs.

Buy a DVD and you can only watch it on your DVD player. You have to sit through the anti-pirate warning and the trailers for other films.

Download illegally and you can watch it on any device you own. You don't have to sit through any warnings and trailers.

You pay for it and you suffer. DRM is a bad thing.

Foldable NFC keyboard could tempt Android users

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Security?

Is the keyboard paired with the device, or will any one of them work on any phone using the software?

I'm thinking of a hacked one set to transmit the right key combinations to, say, dial a premium rate number, over and over as a 'drive by' attack in a busy train station.

And is the keyboard data encrypted? Right bit of hardware (a cantenna or even a receiver stuck to the underside of a train table in the hope of getting lucky) might suck up any passwords/credit card details entered via the device.

Radio hams unite to fight off new powerline comms standard

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Re: And more...

And how do they test them?

They power up one unit. On its own. With nothing to talk to.

When does it make the most noise?

When two or more units talk to each other and a nice chunk of data is sent.

Also, it doesn't include the nasty wiring of a house which does not have terminators present in any other type of network cable, causing more RF transmission.

Scrunched Street View spymobile spied in India

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Was this one of their...

...self drive cars that never have accidents?

Hundreds of websites go titsup in Prime Hosting disk meltdown

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They stick on old backups to start with...

...then are slowly replacing them with newer backups.

What if a customer places an order while the old one is up and the database gets splatted with the newer backup?

Lords call for the end of TV transmissions

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Re: OK...

"Re New Builds, why the hell do they not have Cat5 cable, or at least conduits, between rooms? "

Because, by the time it becomes standard to install Cat5, we will want fibre between rooms or be wireless.

Freeview EPG revamp set for September

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Re: BBC Alba

So?

Stick them all at 45. Or move Alba/S4C up to 45 and use 8.

Not tricky to align the whole UK when you are messing about with the numbers in the first place.

Wize

Re: Every time I re-tune

"I guess it wou;n't be possible in the current standards to have the HD channels automatically replace SD versions where both are available?"

It would be a good idea.

Ok, there is some regional variations on these channels, so why not get the system to dynamically swap between HD and SD when it cant show them?

Oh, and STV* people, if you are out there, how about getting STV HD and STV+1 sorted on Sky? Or at least lift the block and let us see the ITV versions without having to fiddle with the 'other channels' settings.

*For those down south, STV is what passes for an ITV region in Scotland. Badly limited service showing cheep alternatives to ITV shows to save their money (eg they show Underbelly (Australian cop show) instead of Scott & Bailey ) and claim its regional. Shame there isn't a renewal bid for ITV regions like the one of 1992.

Wize

"DMOL said it will reserve certain channel numbers for new public service local TV channels. These will be carried at 8 (England and Northern Ireland) and 45 (Wales and Scotland)"

Why not make it the same UK wide? Otherwise it confuses anyone moving house across the border or travelling round in a camper van/caravan.

Anonymous declares war after French firm trademarks its logo

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Re: @moiety

Maybe its lack of communication within Anonymous. It might be members who have registered it but the guy sending out the threats doesn't know who they are.

Tesco in unencrypted password email reminder rumble

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Re: What happened to the death of El Reg icon?

These days they go for the whole database.

Would be advisable to any Tesco customers who reuse their password on other sites to go round changing them before it gets hacked. Can see it being a valuable target to hackers now that the word is out.

US flags from the 1970s SEEN ON MOON

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Isn't it cheaper to fake the photo too?

Wize

Re: but where's

"The spacecraft from Cybertron?"

obscured by camera flare

Beeb stuffs $21tn into Olympic-sized swimming pools

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Re: Measurement confusion.

I still have a few pound notes knocking about (Scottish ones were still in circulation long after the bank of England stopped using them)

Apple, Samsung begin battle for billions in US patent smackdown

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It is possible both had the same idea without copying each other.

I'm sure Apple's designs from 2005 were under lock and key, so hard for Samsung to have seen them.

The public know what they are buying too. I'm sure the Apple Fanboys don't want an Android device just as much as the Android users don't want Apples. And if you can't tell the difference between them, maybe you shouldn't be buying one as you might have a foreign knock off with a fake label and end up with neither.

Apple iOS 6 beta limits number of apps per device

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Why 500 & 1000?

Thought it would be more likely to have problems at round numbers, such as 512, 1024.

Microsoft picks October 26 for Windows 8 launch

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I'm thinking of buying a new PC

With the likes of PC World and other suppliers holding a stock of pre-installed machines, I expect the W7 machines price to drop a bit. May hold off till nearer the time and hope for a bargain.

Apple finally grabs apple.co.uk – after just 16 years

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If you can guess what Apple will call their next product...

...and register the domain before they announce it, you could make a few pennies.

McDonalds staff 'rough up' prof with home-made techno-spectacles

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Pics or it didn't happen...

Looks like it did.

Wize

Re: Its all very odd

Its probably the development machine, probably the latest prototype. Hard to get that in a standard, smooth looking cover.

Build a bonkers hi-fi

Wize

Re: The MS1-3D rips CDs as 320kb MP3s

Obligatory XKCD post

http://xkcd.com/841/

Lego ponders Portal pack

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Does this mean that Portal 3 will be with Lego characters?

Just like all the Starwars & Indiana Jones games.

I hope not.

Apple Store staircase flagged as Peeping Tom black spot

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"Although the steps themselves are opaque, it is still possible to cop an eyeful from below through the gaps between the steps ... err, apparently."

So, its not about the staircase being made of glass. A wooden or metal one would have the same problems.

'Extreme' solar storm speeding straight towards Earth

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A pulse that disturbed radio comunication?

That's O2's excuse wrapped up...