* Posts by Elmer Phud

4520 publicly visible posts • joined 3 Mar 2008

GoDaddy stopped by massive DDoS attack

Elmer Phud

Re: whut?

The dead elephant is in the room

Broadband minister's fibre cabinet gripe snub sparks revolt

Elmer Phud

Re: Will they think about the hinges

I remember when the open season was declared on cable TV - the amount of duplicated road digging and empty green boxes was a tad over the top.

Personally I wouldn't mind one outside my place though - I'm FTTC with an OH feed.

'Natural health' website apparently hacked by sinister forces

Elmer Phud

Re: What's the big deal...

"Poisoning rivers and lakes is the price we must pay for cheap food?"

No --- cheap cars, tellies, clothes, computers etc.etc.

Elmer Phud

Re: Couple daft things about the "organic" label.

" Because I refuse to pay the VERY hefty fee to get each and every type of veg separately "officially certified" as being produced by an "organic grower"."

We have several 'bodies' where you can get accreditation.

Many/most need a fee for an 'approval' sticker and then you can go 'organic'.

But many/most do not check other ingredients in products so you can have all sorts of pretty labels but still use palm oil and other products from destroyed rainforests etc.

I've just done a quick Google on 'organic water' and you are wrong - there are loads of 'organic' water products. It must be true 'cos the makers say so.

As you well know - horse shit is organic, sell it as 'organic fertiliser'.

'World's first' dog to sniff out pilfered cabling is Brit black lab

Elmer Phud
Boffin

Re: Um...

'kin cheap models that use upscaling to fool the punter they've bought decent HD - brains are just a con trick that's played on the user.

my nose smells

Chick-lit star snubs Menshn.com password flaw alert

Elmer Phud
Childcatcher

Re: Just had a quick poke at the site...

It worked!

They will soon publish figures of a dramatic increase in traffic for this month (but not by day).

'Immortal cancer' found in Australia

Elmer Phud

Re: "... shoe laces "

My shoe laces keep coming undone - they get caught in the font gears on my bike and are prematurely frayed.

Aglets disappear, the lace gets shorter, fraying increases.

Life - in one form or another - goes on.

Elmer Phud

Re: It's somewhat sad...

Cancer -- it's life, Jim, but not as we know it.

Another form of life competing with others.

Global warming GOOD for biodiversity, say boffins

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spot on

"but bad for the world as we know it"

It can be difficult for the recently developed humans to understand long-term effects.

They still seem to think the planet was constructed just for them - bless.

Hertfordshire plod passwords leaked by pro-Assange data burglar

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Happy

Lol !!!

'Safer Neighbourhood Team'

WTF's this got to do with Assange?

Dodgy plods who advise on 'safety and security' leaving the kitchen window open.

We're raising generations of MUTANT KIDS, says Icelandic study

Elmer Phud

Getting older

Seeing as we tend to wear out after about 25 years it's not surprising that the older we get before having kids the more chance there is of things going iffy.

We only live longer 'cos we've found more ways to prop up a failing body - it's not as if we've evolved to live longer.

Curiosity spins its wheels and shoots up the Martian landscape

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Coat

Marks out of ten

"No skid marks"

But I bet it was tense.

Boffins zapped '2,000 bugs' from Curiosity's 2 MILLION lines of code

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Helldesk

"after all, there's no service desk on Mars"

No, but the call centre is there.

North Tyneside: Mega-outsourcing deal will SAVE jobs

Elmer Phud
Paris Hilton

Re: Spreading it about

TUPE = Tupped

(Paris 'cos she ought to know)

Doctor Who Sonic Screwdriver Universal Remote Control review

Elmer Phud
Boffin

Not remotely interested --

- however, there is always this to annoy others with, an oldie but it's still there and it's free.

(best saved until Friday afternoon)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/classic/news/radiophonatron.shtml

Korean boffins discover secret to quick-charge batteries

Elmer Phud

Re: Fast charging

"I also doubt that there are many garages that would pay to have super high power cabling routed to their premises, at least initially."

I'd have thought that many garages (well, at east in Blighty) have a three phase supply.

Fisker Automotive probes second flaming eco car

Elmer Phud

Re: Carbon Footprint

"I know, we'll take a trip to the hills in our leccy car and have a picnic in the forest" . . .

Can YOU crack the Gauss uber-virus encryption?

Elmer Phud

Re: AMFM?

Can't be -- capitalisation is wrong and it reads as more of a rant.

AMFM gives us something to puzzle over - usually it's pretty good when deciphered.

Saudi royals seek ban on .virgin, .sex, .catholic, .wtf and 159 MORE

Elmer Phud

Re: Don't like virgins as well now? Why don't they just admit it and outlaw being female.

Pedestals

first say how they are revered, then put them on a pedestal to be looked at but also as it's easier to throw things at them.

"Any of you lot women?"

First, Google goggles - now the world gets self-censoring specs

Elmer Phud
FAIL

Re: Can't they just...

"No man has self control!"

Damned right!

As we have been told many times it's all the fault of women - despite men apparently being better, stronger etc.etc.

Google had produced the Tommy glasses - there are two more products to come---

"just put on the eye shades, put in the ear plugs, you know where to put the cork"

Oz regulator says crowdfunding must obey financial rules

Elmer Phud

Re: Offshore

Well, we've got 'Troll Bridge' so it can't be all that bad.

Microsoft reveals Windows RT OEMs

Elmer Phud
IT Angle

Re: Expect lots of furious customers........."

""I want a Google" crowd"

Just slap a 'Google' sticker on the case and they'll be happy - it's does internet 'cos it's got Google built in.

Elmer Phud

Re: Er, that gesture graphic... unknown object

When the little red nub thing first arrived I said it looked like a clitoris -- much to the puzzlement of many males.

They seemed to be unaware that if you wiggled one of these things then other people might get excited.

Some of them seemed a bit reluctant to use it after that as a mouse is bigger and fills the hand.

Elmer Phud
IT Angle

I'm worried

I looked at the fingering pics and am now unsure if Apple will take my fingers away or at least have them ordered not to swipe surfaces.

AntiLeaks boss: We'll keep pummeling WikiLeaks and Assange

Elmer Phud

Re: Beloved Hacker

"Call me old fashioned, but a crime is a crime, as defined by where it's committed."

You're old fashioned.

A crime is a crime as defined by those who make the laws.

I'm sure that there are loads of 'crimes' you see as not being either worth of the title 'crime' or are inhumane and thus the criminals are those who pursue the accused.

Cars, lorries stalked via GPS to create live traffic super-map

Elmer Phud

Re: Alternatively... coaches

"Or do you imagine they would happily take coaches instead? I don't see it myself - it's not the same experience at all."

Hmm, sMegabus and 'electronic ciggies'.

or Divine Comedy's 'National Express'?

Elmer Phud
Flame

Re: From the original article...

" Are those the same variable speed limits that are always set to 40 when I travel the M25?"

So, you're the cause of it all!

Curiosity's new OS upgrade ready to go live

Elmer Phud

But can it play . . .

"Curiosity doesn't have much by today's standards.It was designed years ago.

256MB of RAM

250KB of ROM

2GB of flash storage"

Hmm, guess not.

Enough for Space Invaders and Asteroids

Google to skew search results to punish PIRATES

Elmer Phud

But you still have to pay for the water or access to the beach.

Elmer Phud

Re: Not particularly concerned... a couple of seconds - if that

Find link to torrent search engine, right- click, 'add to Bookmarks'.

No more need for Google.

Elmer Phud
IT Angle

Re: I thought they were doing that already

People use Google to look for torrents?

And there's no need to join forums, either.

No strain, no unpleasant bending, no problems, no subterfuge.

Doesn't anyone wander through Mozilla's Mycroft stuff?

Reg readers scrap over ultimate bacon sandwich

Elmer Phud
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Re: Fuck sauce

Used to go to a cafe that did egg and bacon sarnies with doorsteps of fresh crusty white bread.

Bacon and eggs cooked in a swimming pool of a frying pan that left you holding the thing at arms length to avoid the drips. Then you had to do the 'snake jaws' thing to eat it.

Food of the Gods (and guaranteed to send you to see them quickly)

LOHAN's fantastical flying truss sprouts tail

Elmer Phud

Re: i wonder

Bit of a long shot for the telly ad -- "Have you had LOHAN landing on your face?"

Doctor Who gets one-off special to mark Time Lord's 50th year on telly

Elmer Phud

Re: Oh, bit more trivia...

Ring Modulator - built one from a kit.

Elmer Phud
Boffin

If you pressed all three buttons down on an old WEM Copycat you got the Dr Who effect.

Elmer Phud

Big Jobs

The Master?

IANAF (I am not a fanboi)

How talent-spotting boffins help Team GB bag Olympic gold

Elmer Phud

Re: Elite v grassroots

"However the one change that is almost impossible to engineer is the one that values the activities of kids' on the sports field "

Too late - schools were encouraged to go for the cash, local boroughs sold off sports centres to private gym companies.

Huge amounts of wonga spent on ensuring gold's this time, unlikely to be the same for the next Olympics as it wont be in blighty.

Elmer Phud
Headmaster

Re: Maybe start younger

Local Primary school brings in people to do sports and various clubs

(I'm a governor and regularly at school to see what's going on)

Also uses school staff who have a leaning towards specific sports to run football etc.

As for those who think that it's all cotton wool and kid gloves - ask the youngsters who do martial arts after school. We did have someone coming in for a term teaching archery but, as with many of these things, it was funded by HM.Gove and dropped within a year.

It's there but the school doesn't focus on producing winners (which is one issue with the focus on cycling), it focuses on kids enjoying sport - not punishing themselves instead. If any do show a particular talent then they will be noticed, not ignored.

(Jimmy Edwards as one of his favourite sports was the pint glass lift.)

Elmer Phud
FAIL

Re: Maybe start younger

"Kids aren't allowed to play competative sports until senior school"

Rubbish - just rubbish.

Standard regurgitation of pap journalism.

Doctor Who to unwrap new sidekick in Christmas TV special

Elmer Phud

Re: a bit Pc

There was one with a baseball bat once

Tesco helps high flyers avoid actual shops

Elmer Phud

Re: Hmm, home delivery

You assume that you'd get yoghurt.

Two four packs -- that makes eight.

You get eight lumps of cheese instead - a simple dairy product substitution.

Cameron: We'll turn NHS patients into real-time drugs lab rats

Elmer Phud

Re: Yeah, those evil researchers

An old one but --- would you ever buy a dog shampoo that's not been tested on animals?

Boffins: We are VAPORISING the Earth... for science

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Boffin

science

"The astroboffins, who claim they are doing it for scientific reasons,"

Yeah, apart from the 'Muahahahahaaa' each time it happens.

Success! Curiosity Mars lander arrives precisely on schedule

Elmer Phud

Didn't just work . . .

. . . it worked really well.

The stats from the landing shows a really good soft landing - and there we were waiting for 'Oh well, that's another idea down the drain"

A landing softer than a cat arriving on the dinner table.

Daily Mail group in screeching U-turn on parody tweet persecution

Elmer Phud

Re: Once again, I just feel sorry for the lawyers.

Why?

They don't lose out, it's not one of the standard 'ambulance chaser' jobs.

BOYLE and BONG: The secret story of my OLYMPIC TRIUMPH

Elmer Phud
Coat

Who?

""Do you even know where Timor Leste is?" "

I thought he was a rapper.

Microsoft dumps Metro from Windows 8

Elmer Phud

No problems for the early release people - W8SP1 will be in its way soon.

Greenland ice sheet not going anywhere in a hurry, say boffins

Elmer Phud
Boffin

Re: So some kind of limit cycle?

Time was when we didn't need to use Ryanair to get to Holland and Germany, we could have walked.

These people making pots and metals are to blame, bastards.

I blame it on any/all of those gods and minor deities for giving the walking monkey fire to play with.

Anonymous hunts down Voldemort for hacking hungry kids' charity

Elmer Phud

Re: This could be interesting to watch

Of course they won't be in their present state in years to come.

Whatever 'they'll' be called will be playing with what ever tech is available to them.

Some of us remember when phone phreaking was the work of the devil and his/her/its acolytes (Some of us remember when you could buy the Anarchist Cookbook in bookshops, too).

Having some form of anarchistic collective is like trying to herd cats and toddlers at the same time.

Russia slashes space station ship trip to just six hours

Elmer Phud

Re: So it's not only faster but...

Niet!

We now have a Zil lane for important people and a non-Olympic lane for everyone else.