At times Dabbsy (jumpers for goalposts, isn't it) is on par with Frankie Boyle in full flow.
Such beauty is wasted on the visitors here, this really does need sharing to the world,
especially as it seems we share a similar point of view as regards white-goods appliances.
I like the way the dishwasher and washing machine both adjust for loads and stuff but I want to tell them to do it. I don't want the washing machine moaning because I've loaded the 'wrong' fabrics for that particular programme or the dishwasher deciding it doesn't like my cheap cutlery - then going on the John Lewis site it for something 'nice'.