* Posts by Mike Hams

7 publicly visible posts • joined 29 Feb 2008

Disney buys Lucasfilm, new Star Wars trilogy planned

Mike Hams

Jar Jar

A long first scene in episode 7 involving carbonite and Jar Jar Binks would get my vote. Followed by a death star appearing off Gungan and finishing the job off.

Gordon 'to sacky' Wacky Jacqui

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Go

I shall...

raise a glass in farewell to the authoritarian monster.

iPhone users to walk and read at same time

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Stop

Battery Life

It's going to go right down the pan. Push, 3G and Camera all woking at once.

Photocops: Home Office concedes concern

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Conundrum

Interesting that a Constable or a PCSO asking me to delete a photograph is acting illegally. Can anyone confirm that I can then carry out a citizens arrest on said criminal if I'm feeling suicidally brave?

Attack being the best form of defence, it's worth a go.

Dominican lad suffers six-day stiffy

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Coat

New Meaning

To just going out for a stiff one at the pub.

I'm here all week.

Parliament's take on Freedom of Information

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Ownership

We pay the taxes, that fund these clowns ergo we own the copyright. Similar to the principle used by employers when you create something on time paid for by them. Time to give us OUR information.

Better retreat to my bunker now!

7000 Leap Year Babies attack Steve Ballmer

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Happy

5 Year Old

Worrying that a leap year 5-year old would want a giraffe from Toy R Us.