* Posts by Gaz

6 posts • joined 28 Feb 2008

Noel Edmonds defies BBC's jackbooted enforcers

Gaz
Unhappy

Ah, why not...

There is no IT angle to this story. What is it doing here? I am removing The Register from my bookmarks. Please cancel my subscription. I am also dissatisfied with today's weather. Please make the weather the way I like it. Goodbye.

Welsh Darth Vader dodges jail

Gaz

Good on Vader

I thought the video was hilarious!

If the Light Side has no sense of humour whatsoever, then I'm Sith all the way.

Especially if it means you can still be mobile & coherent after 10 litres of wine...

Self-important Jedi twots.

US student planned to ice Chuck Norris

Gaz
Alert

It's Cue!!

How much discussion over one word?! It's Cue. As in a prompt.

Chuck Norris CAN divide by zero :)

How BA handles lost luggage complaints: Shock picture

Gaz
Pirate

"enraged passenger in question"

Strange, I thought the passenger was a Brazilian electrician for a moment there...

Teacher's head explodes due to Wi-Fi, mobe radiation

Gaz
Thumb Up

Tin Foil hat brigade?

"Reportedly, the headgear used a downward-oriented parabolic dish made from thin metallic sheeting"

Nice, like it :)

US gov now says Eye-o-Sauron™ border masts are crap

Gaz
Pirate

"complained about the seventy thirteen megagigawatt laser that instantly fired"

So will the Eye-O-Sauron 2.0 feature the Obelisk of Nod 1.0 add-on?

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