Posts by richard

get rid of it!

or at least make the visitor experience better, good grief, it's dismal - like stepping into some 1950's government laboratory...

awful, awful, awful..give it a lick of paint at the least..

anyone been to the national space centre?

websters rants

who said anything about macs?

i think you're confusing dreamworks with pixar old boy....get back in the box.

Porsche and VW group

don't porsche own a wad of the VW group anyway?

the VW group which has it's mitts on audi/skoda/seat/bentley/bugatti/lamborghini, so are they really losing out or not on this?

it's hilarious.

"The UK’s Federation of Small Businesses (FSB) ..... called for the British government to relax its tax rules."

here's your answer -NO FUCKING CHANCE!

gordon clown and the boneheads will continue to fleece us and then waste it on shite for the rest of eternity.....carry on britain...

good summary - how about a specs table please?

a nice coloured chart showing the comparable specs of these machines please. very helpful indeed.

OLED?

so is this better than OLED or what? those 11inch sets from Sony looked pretty special i must say, although weren't they about £200 each?

oh, that looks....nice....

melted mega-drive anyone?

is the judge's ruling available on youtube?

would love to watch it....legally of course.

that's right...tat

yep:

http://www.amstrad.com/products/emailers/emp.html

he'll never change..

i'll stick

with my pippin thanks....

it's a digital harmonica!

blow it and get various digitised instruments.....

where's the "i'll be back" line?

he always get's one in somewhere....come on arn...

here we go

casino was great, this looks great, craig looks great BUT he is not james bond...at all..totally wrong for the part.

there i've said it...

sarah bee

you are a woman,

you are critising designer handbags,

you are clearly lying..

next you'll be saying that jimmy choos are rubbish.

don't try and distract us with all that 'nice weather' chat....

;)

"only as company chairman"

exactly, nothings changed, he STILL WORKS THERE EVERYONE!!!!

i'm sick of hearing that he's left, he hasn't, he still goes in one day a week and is still the chairman and still controls 99.9% of what microsoft says, hears and sniffs!!!

will the whole of the worlds media STOP SAYING THAT HE'S LEFT!!!!!

FFS!!!

Shoot and foot...

don't do it! remember where you came from asus...think cheap and small...the others already do big boy notebooks very well.....

"but there ought to be a place for common sense as well"

nope, that went out with floppy disks and the bbc master....oh and 'horace goes skiing'

webster phreaky is alive...

and still coming out with nonsense - yes! all is well with the world.....

and one from amanfrommars too!! can it get any better?

oh thank the gods..

i knew there was something missing on my mac...thanks bill and steve and all the hard working staff at microsoft, now i can use my mac for what it was invented for...writing letters and creating spreadsheets. yippee!

no, that's it, i can't keep it up...i detest them and all that microshite produces, may they rot in a mercury cesspit with their beige jumpers and 'hilarious' gates' leaving video....wankers.

great use of the race card..

she's a classy lass isn't she?

another one! this is getting ridiculous..

world + dog now produces sub notebooks.....maybe they are the bandwagon to jump onto?

but hang on 'the register' you give 95% but it runs XP? i though we all wanted linux....

let's get to the real meat....

did he find any alien evidence or what?

and surely we should be employing him to check that our government systems are secure....?

it really does look like shite doesn't it?

myspace does look shite - discuss

and it's had its 15 minutes of fame...move on people - discuss

is social networking actually total bollocks - don't bother discussing, it is.

Go Aussies!

well done oz folk, keep pushing this and maybe the rest of the competition 'regulators' will take notice.

it is blatantly unfair, when one company gets 2 commision payments from you, and they abuse their dominance. is ebay going to implode one day?

lets keep pushing this one folks..

GTA 4

if your on 360 or ps3, please sit back and enjoy the marvel that is GTA 4.

even if your 360 is molten hot and sounds like a jet engine, it's the games that matter.

amanfromMars is too busy...

...slagging off the iphone/imac/mac mini/jobsy/any fruity computer company...besides, it's all being done in arizona, not actually on mars..

"it got into the cats' food bowls and made a terrible mess"

now that's funny! the cheeky little barsteward...

they're taking over i tell you...taking OVER!!!!

..until you pull the plug out, that is..

a letter from the taliban?

i'd flog that on ebay...great, they're so polite, the mafia used to trash the place first then ask for protection money.

and the FT spoke to a taliban representative? what, they just rang them up? i thought the US/UK/AN other suckers were supposed to be destroying these morons, yet the FT just rang them up after borrowing someones letter?

do they use Word templates for their letterheads, or have they gone openoffice now?

2 points

1. who gives a shit about hard drive space these days?

2. apple, i love you, but for gods sake sort quicktime out - it's a pain in the arse and cannot handle a bloody thing, and mr pc owner hates it. Ex-quicktime would be better.

3. just don't install the languages in the first place-easy.

4. i'm a mac powerpc owner, but we all have to move on at some point (to a newer mac i must add-not that microsoft gubbins)

5. new iphone needs to be PAYG

6. obama for president

thats 6 points.

err styling...?

couldn't they have done something with the styling on this thing? something a little different, or eyecatching..that keyboard layout is as bland as the cheapest acer laptop...the cheap acer laptop that's had a yellow case shoved on...

oh..i see...

BigTrack would have done better..

just a bit of programming with his little wheeled trolley on the back and Bigtrack would have shovelled up HUGE lumps of red clay and brought them back to the NASA kitchen!

And he would have avoided the alien dog AND martian granny who's asleep after a whopping great martian dinner!

Don't even begin to think what 'Simon Says' would have done on this mission...

is that wood?

is it made of old matchsticks or what? and with a hint of apple's mac mini..and what is the actual point of this when compared to their laptops? eh?

Amazing - Kids still watch MTV?

hilarious, although if we have a watershed, it should be stuck to, 'fuck' & 'motherfuck' etc are a bit much before 9pm aren't they?

although why do the bbc still bleep these words out on jonathan ross at 10.30?

so he told m$ to piss off...so what?

he started the company and he doesn't want it to be controlled by M$, yes, his heart ruled, so bloody what? maybe more heart and soul is needed in the industry and not just cash grabbing faceless wonders, like mr gates for example.

it's rubbish, get the acer

that screen will break off as soon as the dog walks past. let's stick to the new acer boys...

Big Boots?

hmm...now getting to £350+...hmm, are they not creeping a little too near other small notebook producers? and can they compete with the bigger boys? and will they keep the 7 incher? hmmm. ponder, ponder....

MBE?

you are joking that he's got an MBE, right?

come on, really, you are joking me, aren't you?

no really, he's in the corrs and he's got an MBE and has another 'blame our government not old psycho fuckwit bin laden'' conspiracy theory...

is he also one that believes the titanic was switched as the last moment?

no, come on, he's in the corrs and he's got A FUCKING MBE????

petrol price high is good, it's the rest that's the problem

if you look at the whole situation, the high price of petrol is quite a good thing really (but £1.25 for diesel is a piss take - get them both around £1.10) BUT the problem, as usual for UK consumers, is EVERYTHING ELSE IS TOO FUCKING EXPENSIVE! electric, gas, water, council tax is too much.

my ideal situation - get petrol/diesel down 10%, other taxes/bils down 20%

sorted.

ish.

there's light at the end of the tunnel..

and what does the ex-lead singer of queen have to do with this anyway?

ah..it's the sausages.....

'chicken aficionados weekly' then?

great description from a desperate lawyer...

cockfighting - do people have nothing better to do? christ, get a proper hobby you stupid fucks.

and amazon selling dog fighting videos....very poor amazon, very poor

des brown and ruth kelly

should hang their heads in shame. this whole area could lead to treatments of serious diseases and they use a religious belief to try and stop that - disgraceful.

sub notebook competition - excellent!

get that price below £300 and boom - we're off..oh..and get rid of windows....

still want one

and still a collectors item methinks, are they still only available in japan only? will pay good money....

tax

alan - because a 'few million' is exactly that - a lot of money.

do some research on this, St. Bill 'entertain a crowd' Gates is a shrewd 'investor' in his money.

why does someone need to set up a public foundation with all his cash? why not do it anonymously? it's a real 'look at me, being really generous with my cash' while microsoft themselves are NOT reducing in equalities in the US or around the world are they?