* Posts by Beau

165 publicly visible posts • joined 19 Feb 2008

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Coffee next on climate chopping-block

Beau
Angel

Re: It's funny, isn't it?

Maybe we have been fed so much nonsense about gods, and told so many fairy tails, for so long, that we are all now somehow dependent upon a degree of superstition in our lives?

Martian atmosphere pristine, totally free of fart gas, reports Curiosity

Beau
Unhappy

Re: Is there something in the coffee?

Life on Mars?

Well, possibly.

Life in the coffee we get?

Not a bats chance in hell!

Mysterious galactic glow caused by Hitchhikers' Krikkit style stars

Beau
Alien

Dark Matter again?

Dark Matter must be the most useful form of matter ever discovered!

You can't detect it, measure it, or explain what in hell it might actually be.

Yet every time anything unexplainable is detected anywhere in the universe, then it is the good old dark matter causing the observed effect.

Dark Matter, the answer to everything that can't be explain, a sort of scientific universal God.

Water, water everywhere on the Moon: But not a drop to drink

Beau
Thumb Up

New odds?

"But the findings do mean that there's probably water on celestial bodies across the solar system."

As our sun is an fairly average star, are we now saying, that there's probably water on all the planets we are now discovering around other stars?

If so what's the new probability for life on any of those planets?

Sky support dubs Germany 'Hitler's country'

Beau
Holmes

Re: You'll fit right in

"Germans lack a sense of humour!" No they don't!!

Mind you, it is different to everyone else's.

Amazon UK leaks Windows 8 retail box, TV ads

Beau
WTF?

Stop

For gods sake stop talking about the product!

It's the box that will get it off the shelf, and to the check out every time. Just ask my wife.

Boffins suggest orbital dust-up to combat climate change

Beau
Stop

Re: The energy cost?

"Would it not be much easier, cheaper and quicker simply to build a small proportion of the nuclear power generators that would be needed here on Earth."

Yes, yes, yes, but totally impossible. You must try to understand, nuclear power is not green, however many problems it might help us to solve.

Satellite broadband rollout for all in US: But Europe just doesn't get it

Beau
Thumb Up

Re: A few points for you all.....

Exactly the same from here.

World's power-grid cyber breach traced to notorious Chinese crew

Beau
Facepalm

Re: Approval?

I'm not so sure, remember China is BIG and is controlled by a single huge, centralised bureaucratic system.

I wonder, just how much do they actuality do know, about what is going on at ground level.

Akihabara unplugged: Tokyo's electric town falls flat

Beau
Thumb Up

Re: It truly was a geek paradise

I used to go up to town regularly by train, back in the 60s and 70s just to shop in Tottenham Court Road.

It was the most marvellous geeks paradise, with shops full of new and second hand electronic equipment of every sort.

Ha, those were the day but sadly, all good things must come to an end.

Ice core shows Antarctic Peninsula warming is nothing unusual

Beau
Unhappy

Re: At long bloody last...

In Belgium "Green" is definitely a popular and powerful religion.

The result is, any politicians who want any chance of getting elected, now have to be fully paid up members of the "Green Church." Their policies are often quite amazing, but not always amusing.

Stanford boosts century-old battery tech

Beau
FAIL

Re: Basic electronic theroy class:- week 1.

I said (BASIC, THINK OF IT AS) not that it is the same!

Beau
Happy

Basic electronic theroy class:- week 1.

What is a capacitor? Well think of it as a very small battery, which is why you must charge it before there is a voltage present. Therefore current must lead voltage.

That's not bad after more than 50 years.

Lithe British youngsters prioritise fun over privacy and security

Beau
FAIL

Re: People who've been around the block a few times...

"Is that why OAP's are constantly scammed by confidence tricksters and cowboy builders?"

NO, some of the people who have lived long enough to be OAPs. haven't ever been out of their own street, never mind around the block once or twice. People born pre. WW2. do have a problem, I know, one lives with us!

Hitchhiker shot while researching 'Kindness of America'

Beau
FAIL

Re: Gun ownership.

Actually all the criminals were shipped to Australia, the US only got the the bible bashing loonies.

I know, it's so unfair that the US got such a bad deal!

Techies beg world to join the 1% on IPv6 launch day

Beau

Re: looking to go unnoticed?

"anniversary of invasion of north-west Europe by Allies." Here in Belgium, our family along with quite a few other people, have a special reason every year, to remember that the 6th June was "D Day."

Universe has more hydrogen than we thought

Beau
Megaphone

Re: What's fascinating about this

(and the need for dark matter goes away.)

About bloody time too, the sooner we get rid of this magical dark matter, that can't be detected what soever, the better.

Except to balance our accepted theory of the universe, nothing else in astronomy or sub atomic theory, supports it's existence. Either the missing mass is out there in good old fashioned mass somewhere, or our theory of the universe is wrong!

EU privacy body slams ACTA as 'unacceptable'

Beau
Pint

About bloody time

"EU privacy body slams ACTA as 'unacceptable"

About bloody time they did something useful!

'Asteroid mining company' makes classic hypegasm debut today

Beau
Facepalm

Re: at least they are trying

Simply because, if no one had ever dreamed of living in a mud hut, we would still be living in caves. Even when the first huts collapsed when it rained, which they probably did, they managed eventually to get it right.

"That is what we call progress"

Great HR mistakes of our time - Aviva fires 1300 by email

Beau

Re: Great HR mistakes of our time - Aviva fires 1300 by email

Just what is the problem, Friday afternoon so someone in HR. is Just passing the time by practicing their work for next month.

Horny VIKING MICE raped and pillaged Euro pipsqueaks

Beau
Happy

Proven

"All the plans of mice and men." Can be very successful indeed.

Lightsquared cries dyslexic Havoc, unleashes 'gods of law'

Beau
WTF?

Re: When your opponent has nuclear weapons.....

What a good idea, we should all be paying €5,000 or more for a nice little GPS. properly built to military specifications.

Disaster preparation gamified for Oz kids

Beau
Facepalm

About Time!

Teaching "about emergency readiness."

Even in Portugal, Primary School children practice earth quake drill, "Get down and get under" and not to run outside like most of their parents do.

Tory minister: Let's exploit our rich resource of mud, er, wind

Beau
FAIL

Please, please try and remember!

"What politicians say doesn't have to make sense, it simply has to win votes"

The government at the moment needs to win "Green" votes, so just ignore the cost and stupidity, as they are irrelevant.

LOHAN's fantastical flying truss cleared for lift-off

Beau
Holmes

Re: Single balloon elevated

A "T" shaped truss is spot on! Just use the 3 ends as suspension points, triangles are more stable anyway, then decide which way up to mount the truss.

To reduce spin, a tail something like that of a kite's would help. Due to the ascent their is bound to be air flowing downwards with some horizontal vector to it.

LightSquared scrabbles to save itself after FCC stops LTE plan

Beau
Facepalm

Re: They obviously didn't understand 'caveat emptor'

Yes, their Tech Boys must have known all about the problems they would cause to GPS. But the problem in the end was, C² simply underestimated the amount of political donations required to get away with it.

Microsoft fingers alleged Kelihos botnet kingpin

Beau

Re Re: Ho Dumb

Well he/she may be dumb, but is still basically right.

M$ do leave a lot of holes in there OS by design, it is called, "built in obsolescence."

Otherwise who in hell would fork out for Win7 or Win8 that offer little that is new for the average office workstation, when XP. is quit sufficient for the job. Just stop the updates, and M$ has more money in the bank.

Pollution-gobbling molecules in global warming SMACKDOWN

Beau
Flame

Bullshit

The weather has been "COMPLETELY NORMAL of late." It just keeps changing in unexpected ways as it always has, since the atmosphere of earth first formed.

Billions of potentially populated planets in the galaxy

Beau
Go

ET. Phone home.

Your number is:- 00587-68592-22788-44584-03565-33151-65538-05479-86110-12988-65221

UNSW researcher creates four-atom silicon wires

Beau
Facepalm

Tut, tut

"Naa, the resistance of the wire depends on the width"

Actually, the resistance of the wire depends on the area of its cross section, otherwise you are correct.

Duff Mars probe's flaming shards to rain down mid-January

Beau
Holmes

Clearly nothing to worry about!

"Between 20 and 30 pieces of the remains of the probe with a total weight of less than 200kg could hit the Earth's surface,"

So clearly nothing to worry about, even if those pieces are red hot and traveling at about 6 to 7 Km per second.

Anyway they always land in the sea, don't they?

Man gets £12,500 after girlfriend probes his medical data

Beau
FAIL

No, no, Mycho

"If you have nothing to hide you've never had an ex?"

If you have nothing to hide you've never had a wife?

Canonical releases first alpha of Ubuntu 12.04

Beau
Megaphone

No

About the same for most work, but certainly a bloody site cheaper!

Christmas gamma burst stupendo-explosion DEATHMATCH

Beau
Holmes

Let's get this right

Re. "The Bible story of the guiding star which guided the Three Kings in to deliver festive presents to the baby Jesus."

The Three Kings or Wise Men, were in fact most probably Astrologers, and most certainly not Astronomers, as astronomy as such didn't exist till more than a thousand years after the event.

So, no guiding star, just the correct alignment of the planets to predict the birth of a very special royal person in Palestine.

But never mind I like Christmas time, and it's a very nice story!

Manufacturers testing wider cars for swingbellies

Beau
WTF?

Worried about the faties!!

Have you ever seen the average Dutch man or woman trying to get into the average height car, or trying to get the front seats back far enough for comfort? I see it every day, driving for them is like flying with Ryanair.

Stuxnet-derived malware found infecting SCADA makers

Beau
Alert

Extreme care need!

Those who would open Pandora's box, need to be careful in the extreme!

German states defend use of 'Federal Trojan'

Beau
WTF?

Give up, or take away!

To quote

"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety."

Benjamin Franklin.

Mozilla to Firefox users: Ditch crashtastic McAfee plugin

Beau
Facepalm

Dump Firefox ?

That must be a typo error, surely you meant dump McAfee!

McAfee is after all, only an expensive load of resource hungry rubbish, packed into a very nice looking box.

EU dons kid gloves for Google competition probe

Beau
FAIL

Ha, ha, ha!

All very well in the work environment, but clearly you do not have a wife and teenagers using machines at home!

Painters wrap Forth Bridge job after 121 years

Beau
Unhappy

Like Xing the Y

Like cleaning all the viruses and other shit out of your friends and neighbors machines every few months!

Most of whom never even bother to speak to you between cleaning times.

Google in preemptive strike on Microsoft Office 365

Beau
Facepalm

Don't you start worrying about that!

"Who in their right mind would put their private documents in the world's biggest snoopers & information resellers?"

Don't you start worrying about that, there are plenty of idiots in the world who will!

Star probe Kepler finds many multi-world alien suns

Beau
FAIL

Keep It Simple Stupid

"Latham and his fellow boffins think that the flat systems exist because they have no massive gas-giant worlds like our own Jupiter, which could affect other planets' orbits with their strong gravity."

OR SIMPLY!

Because the stars have so many bloody planets going around them!

KISS

Sony implicates Anonymous in PlayStation Network hack

Beau
Flame

I paid for it, I own it, I can do what I like to it!

Maybe if Sony hadn't pissed of so many of its clients world wide, by deciding that just because they bought a Play Station that didn't mean they actually now own it. Perhaps Sony wouldn't be in quite so much shit as it is today!

Modifying equipment you own, anyway you may chose, is not in itself illegal. While modifying other peoples computer software without telling them, when they install a Sony DVD player is!!

Google location tracking can invade privacy, hackers say

Beau
WTF?

No Surprise Here

So what in hell did you expect,

Android = Google; Google = Data mining.

That is what they do!!

McAfee site crawling with scripting bugs say researchers

Beau
Go

MaAfee, must be very good?

After all it comes pre-installed on nearly all the computers in our local supermarket, and even if it's not, the McAfee box on the software shelf look just wonderful!!

Oz gov kicks off censorship review

Beau
Megaphone

Headline "Australia to lead the world!"

Spurred on by it's numerous "Sky Pixie Chasers" Australia is now set to lead the word in its race back to good old Victorian moral values.

Well done Australia!!

Scareware slingers exploit Japan tsunami disaster

Beau
WTF?

I agree, but just remember!

Just because they are dirty shit-bags, that doesn't mean they are stupid!!

DDoS botnet attacks gold miners and wine makers

Beau
Pint

Now Watson listen to me!

If you want to know who's the culprit, look at the targets, all big and rich.. This has to be either extortion or gun for hire, I go for the first, not that we will ever know for sure.Now pass me that pipe my good chap.

Boffin breakthrough doubles Wi-Fi speed

Beau
FAIL

Fail!!!

I also come from a radio background, mainly working on telemetry, including a lot of antenna design. While I have no doubt you can get this to work in a lab, as for the real world forget it!!

As soon as your your own transmission is reflected by any nearby object, the reflected signal will swamp the null point you are using to receive in, Fail!!!

Mozilla plans four Firefoxes in 2011

Beau
Unhappy

You are right!

But you might at least try a little harder, and get your quote right!

"What's in a name? That which we call a rose

By any other name would smell as sweet."

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