* Posts by Mad Hacker

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Microsoft bricking lesson bodes badly for Elop's Brave New Nokia

Mad Hacker

Replace Microsoft with Apple and...

You sound like all the Apple fanbois who complain about how negative El Reg is to Apple. Maybe they just call them like they see them no twisting needed.

Apple cripples iBooks for jailbreakers

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@BristolBachelor

Well Apple is restrictive but less restrictive than the companies you buy products from blissfully ignorantly. At least Apple doesn't have a license that forbids you from posting your opinion or test results about their products... http://books.google.com/books?id=qjgEAAAAMBAJ&pg=PA103&lpg=PA103&dq=microsoft+license++legal+sql+test+results&source=bl&ots=1WVH8_KiiI&sig=jDzjjK4RLfeWpsMq13riYYpNaFg&hl=en&ei=rNJbTZSQFsG4tgfN2YzXCw&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=5&sqi=2&ved=0CDAQ6AEwBA#v=onepage&q=microsoft%20license%20%20legal%20sql%20test%20results&f=false

As for jailbrakers MS has come down harder on people who jailbrake their XBOXs than Apple has on people who jailbrake their iPhones. In fact what MS did would be similar to Apple disabling all network services on their iPhone once they detected a jailbrake. http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/789/789640p1.html

Also you must've forgotten about this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_v._Microsoft

Mad Hacker

Sony did it...

So you wouldn't ever buy a PS3 or a product from Sony then either eh?

Republican reps push for mandatory gun ownership

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It turns out, the Founding Fathers would beg to disagree.

The people who drafted the constitution already created mandated healthcare so you obvious aren't in touch with the ideals behind those who created the country that you claim to love.

http://blogs.forbes.com/rickungar/2011/01/17/congress-passes-socialized-medicine-and-mandates-health-insurance-in-1798/

LG uncloaks six-foot 3D TV

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Grenade

Really? TVs are the evilest thing?

So I'm guessing you didn't realize that this TV probably uses considerably less power than a 32 inch CRT display. It's already a huge savings in cost. Sorry about the wind-farm but you sound a bit like Don Quixote finding windmills.

Apple wipes smile off FaceTime in the Middle East

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Have you actually used video calls from the 90s and 00s?

Did you actually use the video calling technology you speak of? The previous video calls all sucked. I haven't used Apple's so I cannot comment but the point is when someone finally comes out with video call technology that actually works (not works reasonably well with only a few seconds of lag but actually works) video calls will take off.

Sony piques PS3 fans with PlayTV patch fee

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Actually they've changed the accounting laws now

I don't believe Apple charges anymore for iPod Touch upgrades as they recently changed the sarbanes-oxley law to allow you to add new features without requiring a subscription accounting model.

Death of laptops greatly exaggerated, Best Buy boss insists

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Why would he say it in the first place?

He doesn't deny he said it. He doesn't even say it was taken out of context. Basically he just says, "Yeah I said that but I wish I hadn't. I didn't mean to give out real numbers."

Apple TV: Third time unlucky, Mr Jobs

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nope

No that's one of the advantages.

E-voting critic released on bail (finally)

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Grenade

us too

Quote: In Canada voting often employs paper forms which are then scanned for tabulation. This means the original document remains intact in the event of challenges.

That's how we do it in Arizona too. No race to e-voting machines in this state.

AMD to dump ATI brand

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not sure that makes sense

Anyone notice on the side of every Wii is the brand ATI? Seems like a valuable moniker to just toss out.

Google, Verizon deny secret FCC end run

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Interesting

So you have choices for ISPs in your area? I don't. I have Cox via cable or possible a really slow Qwest DSL (they don't have high speed DSL in my part of the city.) I envy people who can shop for an ISP based on service and/or cost.

Botnet with 60GB of stolen data cracked wide open

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Nope, Macs weren't affected although Windows 7 was.

Read the whole report and no Macs were attacked here. They did find ways to get through the latest Windows 7 however. So halms, good point, you were safe from this attack if you used a Mac.

Apple coughs to iPhone 3G IOS 4 upgrade problems

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Grenade

Windows 7 doesn't work

Actually I'm using Windows 7 and it doesn't work. Try copying a directory to a Windows Server across the network. Hours for a copy that would've taken just a few minutes in XP.

Dead Pink phone fallout hits Microsoft's top brass

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Grenade

How come it took so long for people to see this?

This is the same Microsoft from 10 years ago. Only now people are noticing. What changed?

Beeb sacks teaboy, hires Press Association

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Love it!

Thanks for suggesting I read the alt text in the page source too. Brilliant!

Video calling impresses Brits, if it's Apple video calling

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Remember when you said putting a camera on a cell phone was stupid?

A lot of people (myself included) thought it was stupid to put a camera on a phone. Why the hell would I need that?

Turns out I use it all the time at work for actual productive things (not just taking pics of the kids.) I take snaps of white boards after a meeting. I take pictures of frozen workstations with error messages on the screen that you can't capture because the keyboard and mouse are unresponsive. I take pictures of network equipment to show my remote IT people how it is connected before making changes. etc.

I recently debugged an issue in a network rack. It would've been great if I could've just sent the guy video of the equipment I had and what cables were plugged into what instead of having to tell him that over the phone. And guess what... I *do* have wifi in my office.

Apple Mac Mini 2010

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You're comparing a 1.5GHz CPU to a 2.4 GHz one?

You're comparing a 1.5GHz CPU to a 2.4 GHz one?

Google risks OEM wrath for unified Android UI plan

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Android UI lags a lot compared to iPhone 3Gs

I've used Android 2.1 (HTC EVO 4G) and iPhone 3Gs and can say that Android is considerably slower in response. Most people have never used both (they chose what they wanted before they went to the store to buy one so they didn't really compare performance.) I have seen (although not used hands on) Android 2.2 and it appeared to be much smoother and quicker then 2.1 and will bring Android into parity with the iPhone 3Gs UI speed. To say the Android 2.1 UI is as responsive as the 3Gs iPhone is simply a lie.

Apple's fresh Mac mini stripped naked

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Jobs Horns

Wish they called this the Mac nano

Then left the door open for a redesigned larger mini with room for a desktop class hard drive, 5.25" optical drive, desktop class CPU and chipset, and single PCIe graphics card. :-/

Inevitable Mac OS X 10.6.4 update problems surface

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Headmaster

frickin' gamma rays

You say it could be due to "frickin' gamma rays" although not in a Mac Pro as they use ECC memory that counteracts the effects of gamma rays.

Verizon leads race for (the real) iPhone 4G

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How much did you use it?

That's cool, how much did you use video phone? I haven't seen a phone in the US that offered video calling. If all the other countries are doing it, how come I don't see more of it. I have to guess it simply didn't work? Did you love it?

Seagate preps three terabyte whopper

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Gates Halo

Windows XP...

I thought everyone was happily using Vista which has no problems with these drive sizes. Or any problems of any other kind.

Latest iPhone 4G leak reveals A4 CPU

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Figure out the answer to your question and...

You'll be a marketing guru. No idea why Apple commands the amount of excitement and press they do. Some of it must be due to their secretive nature. Many companies announce products 6 months ahead of schedule like at CES which kind of takes away any excitement. But even for companies that don't they still don't get the interest Apple does.

Maybe it's because they've occasionally released a product that really changed the market and everyone is hoping the next product they release will be a game changer. Like them or not the iPod changed music players (it wasn't the first MP3 player but it was the one that changed the market) the iPhone changed the cell phone industry and the original Mac changed the computer industry (i.e. the Mouse became "normal" and word processors all become more publishing oriented like MacWrite instead of embedding printer codes within the docs.)

Apple rejects crazy canuck's seal bludgeon game

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You got it wrong

Shooting things ok. Clubbing them, not ok. Makes sense to me.

Gene that allows growing a new head identified

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It's about damn time

Wasn't this an obvious step or growing new organs/limbs? Hurry up already!

Ridley Scott talks up 'nasty' Alien prequel

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hmm and I thought 3 was crappy?

I thought 4 was great compared to 3. Of course neither stood up to 1 or 2.

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WTF?

Didn't Alien 1 already ASK the question...

Didn't the first Alien movie already ASK who was that guy in the first film lying in a chair with his chest blown outwards? Hopefully he means ANSWER!

Ten free apps to install on every new PC

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Really? The biggest POS you've ever used?

You've obviously never used MS SourceSafe then.

'Gossips' say Apple will acquire ARM

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ARM Licenses Wouldn't Expire

It's my understanding anyone developing ARM based technologies has long term licensing agreements. Even if they were bought out I doubt Apple could just cancel all of those. As for making chips, ARM doesn't make the chips. Other people license their designs and make the chips to their chosen specs. In fact, aside from IP that anyone can license what does ARM bring to the table?

In conclusion... if Apple did buy ARM it probably wouldn't affect current licenses. Why would Apple buy ARM since all they have is some IP that Apple already licensed?

Apple would be better off buying NVIDIA and AMD (with ATI along for the ride.) Maybe after owning BOTH makers of 3D cards/chipsets they could come out with a decent gaming machine..... nah nevermind.

More 'Son of Nehalem' details leaked

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WTF?

The pins don't look more numerous

What's interesting is I understand this change is required because the gpu is integrated. I had heard this resulted in increasing the number of pins. While I didn't count them, I don't really see any increase in the number of pins so I do question the need for this change. Does changing the voltage really help them that much?

RHEL 6 gets its first beta

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Alert

Am I the only one who thinks of Daleks when I see RHEL?

Although it was "rels" and not "rhels" I hear a Dalek voice saying that word every time I see RHEL. http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Rel I could really use a Doctor Who icon for this post.

iPhone users suffer summer appointment chaos

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DST should be boycotted

I agree completely. When I was younger growing up in the States I thought DST was a stupid American thing like shunning the metric system. Then I started traveling internationally and found other countries do it to! I grew up in Arizona one of the few states that DOES NOT do DST. Everyone else needs to get on board and stop this DST madness. If you want to get up earlier, here's a tip, get up an hour earlier. Don't wait for the government to tell you when to get out of bed!

Sony's PS3 firmware update shows how retailers can be exposed

Mad Hacker

What updates? Sony hasn't added anything I use/care about

You are saying I should be thankful for a bunch of updates for the PS3 that I don't user or care about? DLNA media streaming? It's a game system, I didn't buy it to stream media to. Profile 2.0 BD? I use a Panasonic Blu-ray player to play my DVDs, not the PS3. The PS3 is a horrible DVD player. Trophy support? My login to Sony's game network never registered correctly so I was never able to use that. Video, DivX, etc. again not using those.

So by your logic they owe me even MORE money because those updates didn't apply to me since that's the only way you justified this move.

Adobe man to Apple: 'Go screw yourself'

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I hated Flash before it was cool

I'm just glad Steve Jobs finally came to my opinion.

Intel Labs unveils PC power plans

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me 2

Glad I wasn't the only one!

Microsoft confirms IE9 will shun Windows XP

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Microsoft hasn't released a better OS since XP

Yeah but I think most people agree, we are still waiting for MS to release an upgraded OS over XP. Most people don't feel like moving from XP to Vista or 7 because it's questionable whether it's even an upgrade. I don't know anyone who is clinging to 10.0 because they don't feel 10.5 offered anything worthwhile to them.

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One day you will have a crappy mac that boots into its own crappy closed source OS.

Yes, because Windows is SO open. Pot, meet kettle.

The $20K iPad

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WTF?

$499 USD is expensive?

I have criticisms of the iPad including not understanding why I would want one (I have the same argument against netbooks) but I'm not sure price is a fair criticism. You think $499 USD is expensive for a touch device like an iPad? My 13x19" ink jet printer cost more then that and I'd say the iPad is a bit more sophisticated. Heck my first smartphone (a Samsung SPH-i500) cost more then that.

Sony PlayStation Move: your questions answered

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Really? You have seen Nintendo games I haven't seen then...

"Nintendo have a track record of making brilliant and very enjoyable games to play."

Really? I'm not saying Sony has a lot of innovative games on the PS3 (the video game industry seems to have some creativity issues at the moment) but to say Nintendo has more innovative games seems silly. Yeah they came out with a novel controller. Yeah Wii Sports resort is cute. The big improvement about the Wii is it encourages multiplayer gaming. Not sure that's innovative. That award would have to go to Atari with Warlords on the 2600 that got four people playing at the same time.

Carrier apathy depresses Google Phone outlook

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You're joking right?

I always choose my hardware and go with whatever carrier has the hardware. Almost always there's an exclusive agreement with a single carrier in the US for any cool/new phone. I can't imagine choosing a carrier for the sake of, uh, whatever. Maybe I'm the only one who thinks my carrier is a dumb pipe but I've had that attitude since my first smartphone in 2003.

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I have to give them my social security number before I can see pricing plans?

Went to the website to get the details of your plan pricing disparity. I have to give them my drivers license number and social security number just to see the plan pricing?!

Vodafone ships Mariposa-infected HTC Magic

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That was my understanding as well

Yeah, it was an isolated case... that they got caught. Usually... they don't get caught.

Mad Hacker

isolated

I think what they meant was someone detecting that they were sending out malware infected hardware was an isolated incident. That usually doesn't happen. Nothing isolated about them sending out malware infected hardware though. :P

Whatever happened to the email app?

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Threading vs Threading

Ok, you are talking about viewing messages in a threadlike layout, like how gmail does it. What the author was referring to was the ability for the mail app to do more then one thing at once without slowing down or freezing up. That would be multi-threading and is something Outlook is horrible at often freezing up not just Outlook but the whole operating system while communicating with the mail server.

Regarding the threaded view you are talking about I've found most users don't use mail that way, they just sort chronologically as do I so I cannot comment on how well mail app threads messages in that view. I do know I hate GMail's threaded view in its webmail.

Google says desktop PC is three years from 'irrelevance'

Mad Hacker
FAIL

So I'm going to edit video and encode HD on my phone?

Ok, eventually sure, my desktop pc will become a handheld doodad with several terabytes of data and tons of cpu and all the 3D rendering power needed to create the next blockbuster film at 4K resolution with tons of special effects. But in three years? Really? My desktop PC has 5TB of storage and less then 600GB of free space. It takes hours on my desktop PC with every core pegged to encode HD videos that I've edited/recorded. I'll be doing all that on my phone in three years? And I suppose Macs will ship with BluRay and the iPhone app store will allow bikini applications then too?

Belkin preps SuperSpeed USB 3.0 adaptors

Mad Hacker
Grenade

Sloooooow

Too bad they are only 30% as fast as USB 3.0 is supposed to be. According to Belkin their tests showed they top out around 1,500Mbps and not the 5,000Mbps that USB 3.0 is promising.

Also, $50 USD for a single USB cable?

Hopefully there is something better on the horizon instead of this dud of a technology. Any updates on Intel's Light Peak Technology?

iPad nearly had video conferencing?

Mad Hacker

USB?

The iPad will use Bluetooth to connect to peripherals, not USB. Personally I'd like it to have FW800 but netbooks aren't meant for real computing tasks anyway.

Apple iPhone tops 2009 smartphone sales

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Grenade

Options are good but I bet you don't use them

Have you every actually used a removable battery? I mean... do you own multiple batteries and switch them out on a regular basis?

It's great you like options but I don't know anyone who carries a second battery with them. I just don't understand the removable battery being an important feature.

The app store comment is more valid. Other negatives more important then a removable battery are lack of Bluetooth keyboard support (or a complete Bluetooth stack, really) and lack of a built in ToDo app with sync to Outlook.

Why you subsidize Google's Soviet-style Net

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You lost me at...

"...1Gbps fibre network - far faster than anyone needs today."

Actually I need even faster then that.

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