* Posts by dan russell

18 posts • joined 12 Feb 2008

'Alien' lifeform wakened from 120,000 year Arctic slumber

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@Ian Ferguson

Thanks for the reminder of that brilliant and pretty damn scary film...

Futurama back from dead again

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About time

Now howsabout re-commissioning Eli Stone...

Google crossbreeds search with spreadsheet

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Paris Hilton

And this would have nothing to do with...

all the publicity in geekland about WolframAlpha would it?

Paris, because it's Springtime

Safari, Opera browsers patch-shy, says study

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@ all Opera 10 fanbois

It's always going to be in the next version, haven't you realised!

Playmobil Bible faces wrath of lawyers

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@ Winkypop

Of course the state sponsored murder of a Jewish prophet can't be history - because the only authentic history that exists has been written in the past fifty years and peer reviewed by other noted historians who weren't there either. I understand there's more historical evidence for the existence of Jesus than the other JC, Julius Caesar.

Cool Playmobils though - but he should tell their lawyers to go away and boil their heads.

UFO fleet menaces east London

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I for one...

deplore the over use of cliche's. But flying in formation like that we better watch out as they are about to get a lot faster as they pass from left to right over our last three defensive shields.

Firefox exploit sends Mozilla into 'high-priority fire drill' mode

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Paris Hilton

@ Umm

Yep, why isn't No Script part of the good 'fox?

Paris knows, but she's not telling

Hitler ordered Luftwaffe to spare Blackpool

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That Hitler eh!

Must be top ten in Daily Mail favourite headline words.

In all seriousness, Lest we forget...

Gadget-buying Taliban 5th column in Blighty - shock!

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Joke

Re Silly Part 2

Do the Iranian Maplins have a Jihadi discount scheme I wonder?

Prof: Save up fossil fuel reserves to fight the next ice age

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Boffin

In, out, shale it all about

You put your ice age in

Global warming out

Gore in, Hoyle out

and shake it all about

You do the confused climate and then turn around

and try a new theory out

Scotland to battle grey squirrel invaders

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Get the barbecue on

Squirrel meat, get it on the shelves, harvest the little tree rats. No irony, let's make full use of our natural resources.

US airforce to get ground refuelling robot

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With apologies to Mitchell & Webb

Let's hope it can tell the difference between petril & cheese

Rock rolls out 12in, 1kg sub-notebook

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Paris Hilton

Sounds good but...

They won't sell many without a picture of a bird in bikini

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Paris Hilton

Asus releases application kit for Eee PC coders

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I think she has cellulite

It's a photo of a girl, get over it Moss

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Hey, it's bikini bird again...

are there really no other pictures of the eee that you are prepared to use...

Scotland Yard criminologist: DNA-print troublemaker kids

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Unhappy

if this goes ahead

it's time to take to the barricades

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NASA captures Martian avalanche

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Avalanche...

Oh no, global warming has spread to Mars, Al Gore was right after all, for God's sake won't somebody think of the children.

These little green dunebuggying creatures have got to be told they don't own the red planet, they just borrow it from their spore.

When poor people pollute - the Tata Nano and eco-crime

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Pirate

Elephant watch

Yep, that's the trouble with those pesky Malthusians, a sore lack of folk willing to be malthusised or to allow their kids or future kids to be malthusised.

Perhaps the proponents of this wonderful theory could set an example by volunteering to be first or maybe start arguing for another considerably more modest proposal

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