* Posts by Doug Glass

1445 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Feb 2008

Ubuntu v iTunes: the music playoff for Applephobes

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Just Works?

Re: "With Ubuntu 10.04, Canonical delivered a good-looking Linux distro that just works." Uh huh, yeah right. Not with a couple of USB Wi-Fi adapters I have.

And apparently it doesn't work with a considerable number:

https://help.ubuntu.com/community/WifiDocs/WirelessCardsSupported.

Oh what the frakk, I got XP all over the place and one Win7 and they do everything for me. Well, doesn't keep me warm at night like wifey does, but jeeeze, can't have everything in the basement I guess.

Ten Essential World Cup Apps

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Now Just Need ...

... some sort of medication to suppress the gag reflex.

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Essential Programming

2009 NFL and NASCAR highlights after you tire of all the girlies in their designer shorts playing with their balls.

NASA: Civilization will end in 2013 (possibly)

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All You Non Believers ...

... might want to read this.

http://www.solarstorms.org/SWChapter1.html

Apple apologizes for iPhone 4 gaffe

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Huh?

You want to pluralize the phrase "Situation Normal; All Fucked Up" ? Rule, BritanniaS. Oh sorry, Britishes humors.

Linux IRC server leaves backdoor open

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Can't Stop Laughing

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..........n-1

Ubuntu tablet threat to iPad? Nah

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Oxymorons

"Military Intelligence", "Business Ethics", "Ubuntu Threat"

Ubuntu 'more secure' than Windows, says Dell

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Really?

And since fewer murders are committed with bows and arrows, the English long bow not withstanding, I would surmise Mike's logic would have him believe they are less deadly.

Moron.

Ten Essential... iPad Accessories

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The Most Essential #11

A netbook. It's needed by the fanatical juveniles (A.K.A. fanbois) to do all the things you really want to do but are ashamed to say so.

Google geek slammed over XP exploit

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Microsoft and.....

..BP eh???

Penguin chief: Linux must 'out fabulous' Apple's iPhone

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Better ...

... learn how to do successful marketing too.

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HUH?

DILLIRGAFF?

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Naver Happen

Microsoft will come across with another $5,000,000 ($10,000,000???) to keep Apple afloat. Can't have MS made to be a "monopolistic" entity by any hand other than its own.

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Bullshit

The major ingredient in their recipe for success was Microsoft giving them $5,000,000 to keep from going tits up as the Brits are known to say. Without that $$$ all the rest is/was a moot point,

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Yeah ...

... really.

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Sow's Ears ...

... can't be turned into silk purses.

Halley's comet is actually ALIEN VISITOR

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Yep

Named after George Halley ... rhymes with Sally. But for the grossly undereducated: please continue to rhyme it with daily,

Security gaffe exposes addresses of elite iPaders

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Doesn't Matter

Apple or AT&T at fault? No matter; it's a package and the simple fact is the package frakked up. And since it's load Fobs jucking baby, well.... connect the dots. "Connect the dots", seems to fit well with wed mania. Or is it .com mania? No matter there either.

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Wrong

It does makes it possible. Whether or not it makes it probable, or more probable, is debatable. It's possible to invest $1 in the stockmarket and earn $1,000,000. Probable for that to happen? Don't quit your day job.

Microsoft's Bing grabs hold of Zuckerberg's firehose

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So? What's Your Point?

BFD

Apple bans competing ads from the iPhone

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It's Not Just About Monopoly

It's likely more about unfair business practices which may or may not be a monoploy. All you generally have to prove is that you've been intentionally harmed in such a way that you have no recourse, i.e. predatory.unfair business practices.

Typewriter makers were essentially put out of business by the advent of word processors. But there was nothing unfair or predatory, just newer technology that made typewriters obsolete. That's a common theme in business. Assembly line robots put hundreds of thousands of people out of work. But we still have robots.

So it's really a misnomer to keep using "monmopoly" in every case where it seems something just isn't right with a business's practives. AC is right, there's no monopolistic practices here on Apple's part. Unfair? Predatory? Maybe so, but no monopoly.

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Yep, And ....

.... that's exactly why Microsoft kept Apple alive, lo these many years ago, with an infusion of $5,000,000.

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When?

When the courts say it is and laws support that decision.

Humanity evolved to cope with 30°C+ heat, says prof

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WTF??

Where I live the temps hit 30c in early April, spend weeks on end at 35c+, and by late August there are peaks that pass 37.77777 (100F) more often than I can count; 30c is a cool wave. And we love it for boating, hiking, swimming and such. This is news only to people who haven't experiemced the finer climates.

Want cooler? We travel.

Owner of Russia's biggest breasts sues over airline buffeting

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Gives Whole New Meaning ...

... to the phrase "Tits Up". They could make a movie about this and call it "Up". No wait, already been done. Sorry, not enough coffee or cordite smoke yet this AM.

New cycle helmets emit stench if they need replacement

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News Flash

They ALL emit a foul smell after just a few rides in the hot sun. Given the amount of heat offloaded by the human head, and the accompanying sweat, they all smell like a locker room in very short order. Even in colder climates this is true. Ever wonder why bikers date only bikers? Because the sweaty smell keeps the non bikers away.

The sprays work for a while, but once the non removable materal gets soaked you can't get rid of the stench.

As far as injury prevention, only in slow speed crashes folks, Read the statistics.

Prisoner of iTunes - the iPad file transfer horror

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iSee ....

... it's working for them as a marketing/sales hook. iBelieve that's reason right there. iNfact believe that's the ultimate reason and iJustufication.

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Palm Pre ....

... acting as a USB device does the same. Add MediMonkey and consider we got two for a total of $49.95 and you can see my American white toothed grin all the way across the bank's parking lot.

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Hmmmmmm

Isn't an iPhone with no phone just an iTouch? If two thingies are equal to a third thingie then is it not the case that the to thingies are equal to themselves? Just sayin'.....

Adobe warns over unpatched PDF peril

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Uninstall Works Pretty Well ...

...them install Foxit PDF reader. WAY smaller footprint, far less Adobe issues, works very well, and it too id "free".

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Why Ask Why?

If you're asking is X.XX version of Adobe Reader vulnerable, then you need to rethink your reasons for asking. Dump it and stop worrying.

Michael Dell mulls taking PC colossus private

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Stellar Performance

Given the stock is shown as being $41.29 the week of July 11, 2005 and now $13.24 the week of June 1, 2010 I'd say Mike needs to do rather a lot more thinking, but maybe not aloud. HP closed at $46.05 and Acer at $79.50 on June 4, 2010. Yeah I'd say Mike has pretty well mucked things up for the company pretty well.

In the stock market it's usually best to buy low and sell high. If Mike is considering buying back all outstanding shares he obviously has the idea of paying the very least he can per share. Frankly I'll be glad to get rid of mine, it's turning out to be a dead end investment and I'm sick and tired of his poor performance.

Maybe if the product was better "going private" wouldn't have to be on the table so to speak. The company from which I retired in 2008 had 20,000 desktops world wide and most of those were Dells. But an 83% failure rate for HDDs helped the shift to HP. Just one more nail in the coffin for another computer geek who grew to big for his britches and never understood the business world.

The world's ugliest dog is dead

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Huh?

Nancy Pelosi died?

Steve Jobs – Apple's not business, it's personal

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"...how I am supposed to trust Apple devices with my private infomation ..."

Because the god said to and when he speaks and commands ... you obey. You don't think, you don't collect $200 you just do as you're told. Simple.

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"Steve Jobs – Apple's not business, it's personal"

So are stinky feet, impotence, and incontinence. Move along, nothing to see here. Move along. Go back to your homes. Move along.

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Wrong

Not recognizing it's true value and believing it to be useless.......Xerox basically gave it away.

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Let Us Not Forget ...

... Microsoft gave Apple $millions to stay in business. Not exactly a purely goodwill gesture, but MS did keep Apple alive for whatever reason.

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Business???

You gotta be kidding. Your god just said it was NOT business but was personal. Can't you guys even read?

Salacious smut soaks 12% of web

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So? What's Your Point?

BFD. As soon as all the apple and lummox fanboys learn about sex the percentage will rise precipitously. Oh no, that's wrong ... division by zero not allowed.

Drinking coffee offers no real benefit, say eggheads

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Skxawngs

Most likely the reserachers and their subjects are drinking swill such as Maxwell House because their too cheap to buy the quality stuff like Kona, Panama, Guatamalan or Jamaica Blue Maoutain.

Cheap shoes will hurt you feet and crap coffee will always be just brewed rotgut.

Steve Jobs fears Nation of Bloggers

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"...teared down..."

Uh, methinks you mean "torn down" unless you're talking about a crying building. You must be a web logger. Oh sorry, I guess I should use the commonly understood term blogger and not the genesis phrase.

Steve Jobs beheads iPad apps for acting like desktops

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And The Horse He Rode In On Too

Juck fobs

Google tells staff to snub Windows after China hack snafu

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Drip, drip, drip ...

... darining the ocean here boss ... drip, drip, drip ... draining the ocean here....

How to... read comics on the iPad

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And It's Great For ...

.... reading medical journals and the like to find all about new procedures.

Exposed: Voyeurism and surveillance

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Must Be A Slow IT News Day

Sorry Gloog......Only a caveman would never believe this would be reality.

Fanboi's lament – falling out of love with the iPad

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Calm Down???

That will require the wearing of the dark suitlike the corp-nerd in the TV ad. Those with no lives and little prospect of a future one will continue to blast whomever they feel is out of their pitiful boxed-in "life" and are therefore better off in some way.

Queuing for an iPad? Why?

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Those Without Lives ...

... will grab at any straw to save their sinking existence.

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Re: 1. Own a tiny ... smaller is obviously better

That true for your body parts too?

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If you spend your life ....

... saving time you'll die having accomplished nothing. Wise men, and women, SPEND 100% of their time but do so in ways the benefit themselves and hopefully others.

Saving is good only when it puts money in the bank and makes you more money over time. Time is not to be saved; it's to be spent wisely.

Approaching space object 'artificial, not asteroid' says NASA

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Vejar?

And one sexy bald woman sadly now deceased.