* Posts by Michael Strorm

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Getty delivers text-to-image service it says won't get you sued, may get you paid

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Re: Whose images?

> The individual photo become advertising and loss leaders.

If he's an established photographer, his reputation should be good enough by now that he shouldn't still need to be doing it For The Exposure any more.

I mean, that's the whole point that it's supposed to justify- you accept this early on for exposure to gain a reputation you can build your career on.

So if someone in that position is still having to give away their best, most commercially-appealing work for peanuts, what's the point?

Assuming- as I said- they *are* genuinely doing it for a living, and not just a hobbyist bolstering their ego by kidding themselves they're a professional because Getty/Alamy/whoever has their image on their site.

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Re: Whose images?

> A one off 40p, that included transfer of copyright to Getty

I don't get it.

I mean, I *do* understand why Getty would take the piss like that if they can get away with it, but I don't understand why *he'd* accept their risible offer if he's a commercial photographer who- presumably- needs to make his living from this.

Yeah, I get that it's possibly all he was *offered* by some automated algorithm designed for quantity-over-quality shite in a market driven down by sad bastards desparate to see their photos in "professional" use and/or willing to accept peanuts.

But if that were all they were going to pay, ever, then 40p is so close to nothing that I'd have thought the obvious answer would be "thanks, but no thanks"? And if he was *that* desperate for the money, then it's clearly not a sustainable job, it's a hobby.

So, as I said, I don't get it.

Microsoft hiring a nuclear power program manager, because AI needs lots of 'leccy

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Mini atomic reactors are the answer to all our power needs, or my name's not Ford Nucleon.

There's a creepy Fallout-esque "Atomic Age" vibe to the whole thing.

Are they going to be running the software on an IBM 650?

How is this problem mine, techie asked, while cleaning underground computer

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Re: Ah, the 80's...

> Why quit? Just say no.

Exactly what I was thinking. Why do the boss a favour when you can put the onus on him?

The worst he can do is sack you anyway, the outcome of which would likely be a case for unfair dismissal he'd almost certainly lose. (Unless such risks had been already clearly and explicitly-agreed in advance as part of the job contract, something I assume OP- and most other people- would refuse in the first place unless they were promised danger money).

Similarly, even if they were a contractor rather than an employee, I doubt even the most reasonable ones would go along with that unless- again- it was already an agreed part of their contract.

Amazon 'protects' against junk AI e-books by limiting author-bots to three a day

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Re: I'm happy

Amazon is already ten feet deep in metaphorical chicken shit, and has been for a long time. The only question is when- or if- this will eventually start to hurt their profits. Doesn't appear to have done so yet, unfortunately.

Getting to the bottom of BMW's pay-as-you-toast subscription failure

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I'll admit that I always preferred the VW Beetle to either- at least in looks, have never driven one- but regardless, I have to be point out... you *are* talking about cars that are three quarters of a century old! (*)

(*) Almost precisely; according to Wikipedia, the 2CV and Morris Minor were first publicly exhibited on 7 October 1948 and 27 October 1948 respectively, putting them within weeks of both their 75th anniversaries.

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Re: Warning: Inadvertently devolves into Amiga-related ramblings

Very interesting, thank you!

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Warning: Inadvertently devolves into Amiga-related ramblings

> The PCB soldered NiCd batteries [..] and which when inevitably leaking would started eating away the PCB are probably legendary as well.

This is exactly what killed my Amiga A500 Plus after some time in storage; the NiCd battery soldered to the main PCB (which was used to back up the real-time clock) leaked and ate through enough of the board that it won't boot. (*) Horrid design in hindsight.

If you have an A500 Plus I'd strongly recommend that you check for this; both that the machine is working and that the battery isn't leaking. (At this stage I'd assume it probably would be, that after 30 years is likely to be dead and useless and should probably be removed as a precaution regardless. I'm assuming that the missing battery would have no effect beyond losing the time when you turned it off, but don't quote me on that, and double-check all this further before messing about with your Amiga)

Ironically, if I'd had the original A500 this would be less likely to have happened. A bit of checking confirms my memory of this- they didn't have the real-time clock, and were usually included as part of a "trap-door" RAM expansion add-on. So even if the battery on *that* had leaked it might not have reached the main board.

(*) Apparently fixable as it's a single-layer board, but not something I'm planning on doing any time soon with my level of skill (or lack of).

GNU turns 40: Stallman's baby still not ready for prime time, but hey, there's cake

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Coat

"But hey, there's cake"

The FSF have just told me there's free cake for everyone who attends their celebration...

It costs $3 a slice and includes a URL link for the recipe!

Textbook publishers sue shadow library LibGen for copyright infringement

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Re: Welcome to the new corporate Register

In short, they're monopolistic rent seekers.

Google Bard can now tap into your Gmail, Docs, more

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They "understand" well enough...

To paraphrase Upton Sinclair, it is difficult to get Big Tech to "understand" privacy when their entire business models are built upon wilfully "not understanding" it.

These days you can teach old tech a bunch of new tricks

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Re: PCs? That's nothing

It's not real if it's not plugged into a MicroVitec CUB.

That aside, isn't the problem with connecting 8-bit computers to higher-resolution, pin-sharp displays in general that it simply emphasises the lower-resolution blockiness of the graphics that was hidden on smaller displays and by analogue artifacting and degradation?

I find that games often look *worse* under emulators for this reason.

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Re: A first?

I never used it, but from what I remember (and have read) ME was only around for a year before XP came out anyway.

The only reason I can think of that they bothered at all was that they'd originally planned for the next mainstream version of Windows to be based on Windows NT rather than the ancient-and-no-longer-fit-for-purpose DOS codebase. The next NT-based OS was eventually became Windows 2000, but the legacy compatibility still wasn't good enough to have it replace 98 SE completely.

So presumably they felt the need to release *something* and the still-DOS-based ME came out as a pointless stopgap until Windows XP (which *was* NT-based) came out.

Scientists trace tiny moonquakes to Apollo 17 lander – left over from 1972

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Re: Freight train

Or an American or Association Football field?

Lawyer's Microsoft email snafu goes from $1.75M lawsuit to Ctrl+Alt+Settle

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"Ctrl+Alt+Settle"

To be fair, he couldn't settle for less- he needed that much to fund production of a custom keyboard with a special "Settle" key.

Google warns infoseccers: Beware of North Korean spies sliding into your DMs

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Why would North Korean spies want to slide into my Doc Martens?

Is Kim Jong Un planning on sending an army of bovver boys?

PEBCAK problem transformed young techie into grizzled cynical sysadmin

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Apparently it *did* run in 32MB (just)

Couldn't remember off the top of my head, but a quick check confirms my suspicion that while the minimum RAM for regular XP was implausibly low but not quite *that* low- 64MB apparently- I'd have expected the embedded version to work with less.

And indeed, the minimum RAM for Windows XP Embedded *is* apparently 32MB.

(Side note; though I notice "Windows XP Embedded" apparently isn't the same thing as "Windows XP for Embedded Systems" or any of the other embedded versions of XP?

Then again, MS wouldn't be MS if their marketing department ever stopped giving confusingly similar names to different things. Or, for that matter, 27 confusingly different names for the same thing.)

Wordpress sells 100-year domain, hosting plan for $38K

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BT doesn't even really count in the first place- it's less than forty years old in anything like its current form as a privately-owned business.

It's only over a century old if you include its entire history dating back- ironically- to the nationalisation of the telephone industry. For around half its life it was part of the General Post Office (which as far as I can tell was legally a government department and not even a company, let alone privately-owned) and still under public ownership as part of the reformed Post Office until privatisation in the mid-1980s, just a few years after it was actually renamed "British Telecom".

Criminals go full Viking on CloudNordic, wipe all servers and customer data

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Re: Where are the backups?

> The customers' customers, of course, will probably complain about CloudNordic's customers (their own service providers) not having their own backups

It's resellers failing to back up all the way down.

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Re: Where are the backups?

> I am guessing there were before the migration there were carefully separated backup and/or archive systems but unfortunately the front door was left open to Mr Cock-Up...

From the article:-

> Some of the machines were apparently infected before the move, and during the transfer servers that had been on separate networks were all connected to CloudNordic's internal network. This gave the intruders access to both the central administrative systems, storage, replication backup system and secondary backups, all of which they promptly encrypted for extortion.

IBM shows off its sense of humor in not-so-funny letter leak

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Re: Dad Jokes

Did some tumbleweed blow past as the bell of a small church rang in the distance and a dog barked?

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While I suspect that the jokes weren't comedy gold, it's probably not because they needed explaining to *us*, as they were only ever intended for IBM co-workers who'd have known what all that meant.

Resilience is overrated when it's not advertised

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Dem girls, dem girls, yeah yeah yeah

According to Wikipedia, Zig was the name of the stupid one, and Zag less so- as far as The Big Breakfast went- but apparently they'd been more the other way round when they first appeared on Irish TV, where they originated.

Maybe the thick server stopped getting in the way of the good one?

Cage match: Zuck finally realizes Elon is full of twit

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Re: Musk would only stand a chance of winning ..

"Fujitsu"

Cumbrian Police accidentally publish all officers' details online

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Re: The infernal spreadsheet

> VisiCalc and Lotus Notes

I assume you mean the spreadsheet Lotus 1-2-3 (as the document seems to imply) rather than Notes.

Lotus were later more associated with the infamous Notes, but Lotus 1-2-3 was their original "big" product until, as you note, Excel ripped it off and used MS's market dominance to replace it in the market.

(1-2-3 had in turn ripped off and taken over from Visicalc, which you also mention).

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Let's play.... "Put Up or Shut Up!"

> It wouldn't bother me one bit.

Then let's see you put your money where your mouth is and actually upload your full tax and medical records with full identifying information- and any other personal info of yours anyone here might want to see- on a publicly accessible site for us to do whatever we want with them.

Otherwise it's probably fair to assume you're just another pseudonymous online bullshitter able to spout wannabe-blasé shite until you're required to put your money where your mouth is.

Looking forward to your bravely-principled stand and to finding out what antibiotics you got for that mysterious rash after the business with the goat.

Nearly every AMD CPU since 2017 vulnerable to Inception data-leak attacks

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Re: Am I missing something?

That's a really good, clear explanation of speculative execution vulnerabilities- thank you.

How to get a computer get stuck in a lift? Ask an 'illegal engineer'

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Re: With apologies to Jam "OH YEAH" Tronik

Pffft, worrying about Phil Collins? First world problems...

Oh, think twice.

'Cause it's another day for you and me in paradise.

Oh, OH YEAH, think twice

Oh, think twice, 'cause it's another day for you

You and me in paradise.

Playing instruments, musical talent? Psh, this is the 2020s – Meta has models for that now

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"There are centuries of that, mostly out of copyright, that could be used for training."

Someone took up your suggestion, and have announced what they hope will be the first AI-generated #1 chart hit, "Summer is icumen in again".

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Re: Agreed, the samples suck

> They should [..] add some swing to the tempo.

Indeed. As it currently stands, it don't mean a thing.

Musk's X tries to win advertisers back with discounts

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Re: "Incandescently stupid..."--Miles Taylor.

> Anyone heard anything further? You won't. Typical Musk.

Which proves he's not *quite* so incandescently stupid- or rather, brave enough- to actually put his money where his shite-spewing mouth is.

Of course, it's well-known that he'd have backtracked similarly on his announced purchase of Twitter in the same way, if he hadn't made the mistake of saying something with legally-binding consequences he was forced to follow through on.

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Re: "Incandescently stupid..."--Miles Taylor.

> X-ray

Not sure if intentional?

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Yeah, but until they get rid of Musk...

...the Twitt is still there.

OpenAI pulls AI text detector due to it being a bit crap

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Re: AI classifier is no longer available due to its low rate of accuracy

Yo dawg, etc.

Want to live dangerously? Try running Windows XP in 2023

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Re: Please step away from the rose-tinted glasses.

I don't disagree with that. I was only taking exception with the implication that DOS' "flexibility" made it a good OS when that "flexibility" was really just a result of how primitive it was, even at the time.

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Please step away from the rose-tinted glasses.

> Was the most flexible OS MS had done

Flexible in what sense? In that there wasn't a lot to it, but it let you do pretty much what you wanted because it was only a step away from- and didn't prevent access to- the bare metal?

It's not as if MS-DOS was good even when it was new. It was little more than a quick and dirty (*) 16-bit port/ripoff of CP/M that Bill Gates bought in and rebranded. CP/M was designed for incredibly limited 8080/Z-80-based systems in the mid-70s, and its limitations were understandable on *that* basis.

But even by 1981, that architecture- which QDOS/MS-DOS essentially just copied- was already unnecessarily dated and primitive for a shiny new high-end 16-bit computer.

Pretty much all the later convoluted complexity and bodges of MS-DOS were due to having to work around the limitations of the original design while retaining compatibility with it. (Well, that and the clunky Intel x86 architecture which was limited by *its* mid-70s origins and convoluted design upgrades in a similar way (**)).

People like my Dad who used PCs in the 80s/early 90s say "oh, that [i.e. the mess of MS-DOS] was just how computers were back then". No, it wasn't, it was how the crappy IBM PC design and its already-dated OS was.

MS-DOS was crap then, and it's crap now. Good riddance.

(*) Hence its original name QDOS- quick and dirty operating system.

(**) Apparently even the designers of the original IBM PC wanted to use the Motorola 68000 rather than the Intel 8088 for that reason, but were overridden by the beancounters.

BT and OneWeb deliver internet to rock in Bristol Channel – population 28

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BT to deliver Fastnet to Lundy

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Twitter name and blue bird logo to be 'blowtorched' off company branding

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Re: Moron alert. Again

The majority have already lost their jobs since he took it over.

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Re: X11 logo?

To play devil's advocate, there's only so much you can do with something as simple as an "X". (And with a company name like that, it'd be weird if their logo *wasn't* an "X").

Regardless, I'd say the X11 logo is marginally more interesting in terms of design (i.e. the two unjoined pieces that form into a single "X").

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> "This is an extremely risky move because with 'X', Musk is essentially starting over while its competition is afoot."

That's bad news, because we've already seen what afoot might do to a newly-reborn Twitter.

Always on the Horizon, UK must wait for megabucks EU science deal

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He's blaming rival Brexiteers, not

Don't mistake that for an acknowledgement by Farage and his ilk that Brexit was a mistake and they were wrong- quite the opposite.

He's blaming someone else for fucking it up.

In fact, it's essentially another blame-shifting excuse that, back at the time of the vote, I correctly predicted we'd see from Brexiteers once it turned out not to have delivered the promised unicorns and rainbows.

Not that Brexit was fundamentally flawed, but that others had fouled up (political rivals) or sabotaged (e.g. the EU and "Remoaners") their Glorious Vision of Sunlit Uplands we didn't get because they Didn't Believe Enough.

Of course, with a huckster like Farage, where Brexit was always closely tied to his own personal interests, ego and advancement, it's easy- and beneficial- for him to be able to point to the Tories (the ones who robbed him of his power by- in effect- stealing his clothes and becoming UKIP themselves) and blame them.

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Re: The ECJ (and to a lesser extent ECHR) are the issue

> as the UK pisses around with tying to have it's cake and eat it

In its useless flailing and pissing around as it tried to square the fantasist puffery of Brexit with the reality of its actual consequences, the UK has ended up pissing on the metaphorical cake itself, and can now neither have nor eat it.

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Re: becoming a global science superpower

> the UK has (or had) [my emphasis] some prerequisites that make being a (not 'the') global science superpower not an entirely unrealistic ambition.

The irony is that the UK- primarily England's- fantasist desire to return to its former glory by looking backwards rather than forwards is probably the biggest accelerant of its decline.

The conclusion and most obvious example of that being Brexit.

This is what you get when you want to return to the power and prestige of the empire era without realising- or caring- that all this *was* backed up by an empire which isn't coming back.

> It's just that many steps have been taken in the last decade or so that are precisely the opposite of what is needed. [..] Wanting to become a global science superpower and then leaving the European Union

That's the point. You can't separate that claimed desire to become a "global science superpower" from that aforementioned Little Englanderism that culminated in Brexit, but has its roots going back decades.

Well, that alongside the post-War UK's decline in its capacity and respect for scientific research. Particularly from the Thatcher era onwards, where it was left to the short-term mercies of the markets (with almost anything promising bought out by foreign interests) and the Tories were more interested in an economy based on dubious financial services.

That's been baked in for many decades and it's not going to change significantly more quickly. That *is* today's post-Thatcher, anti-EU, Brexiteering UK.

It doesn't matter what the UK had- or could have had- on paper without being hobbled by that.

Hence "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ROFLMAO" to the UK government's all-talk puffery that the UK can become a "global science superpower"

If you're going to train AI on our books, at least pay us, authors tell Big Tech

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Warning: Contains mixed metaphors

> if you check Google's conditions, or Facebook's, you will find that you signed away all your rights [to] free content

This assumes that *you* were the one who uploaded *your* content to Google or Facebook in the first place.

But, of course, much- if not most- content will have been posted or reposted to those services by random third parties. The majority of whom likely neither own the content nor had the permission to do so, making any (implicit) agreement to permissions they never had the right to grant irrelevant. (*)

Unless they have some other, watertight way of determining which permissions they *actually* have- i.e. those that are worth the paper they're written on or the digital equivalent- the whole thing is a can of worms, a house of cards built on a loose approach to copyright and permissions that has now come home to roost.

(*) Yeah, they could theoretically sue your Aunt who uploaded that funny cat picture for implicitly agreeing to let them redistribute a tenth-generation copy of a stock-photo without permission, but they won't, and it wouldn't solve the problem that they didn't have that permission regardless.

Tesla board members to return $735M in compensation settlement

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$55 billion here, $55 billion there.

Pretty soon it adds up to real money.

Someone just blew over $190k on a 4GB first-gen iPhone

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> First-gen iPhones are sought-after items at auctions, but this one blows the others out of the water.

Ah, so *that's* why it's so valuable then- it's one of the rare models with an integrated bazooka.

UK government faces calls to end IR35 double tax anomaly

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Lettuce not imply that Truss was a joke.

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OMG COMMIES!!!!!!1111

Yes, because anything that isn't 100% dog-eat-dog, screw-you-I've-got-mine, zero-sum, race-to-the-bottom unmitigated capitalist self-interest must be "communism", obviously.

I'm not sure whether it would say more about you if you actually believed this, or if you didn't but said it anyway wanting the rest of us to believe this obvious false dichotomy.

(In your case, a mix of both, I suspect).

Twitter ad revenue has halved since Elon Musk took over

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Re: As someone who does not and will not ever have either a twatter or a zuck imitation account

As I said when they proposed that (PR-stunt) cage fight between the two of them, they needed to set it up like Thunderdome, except with one fewer men allowed to leave.