Posts by Kris Kirkbride

Oh Emm Gee

HOW fast will Facebook load on 4G?

That covers the question 98% of the UK would ask.

Screen FAIL

Managed to blag a 32GB model when my 16GB model's touchscreen failed.

A few have had problemos...

http://discussions.apple.com/thread.jspa?threadID=2050675&start=0&tstart=0

Oh dear...

Epic FAIL.

Perhaps what they need is some more money....yes, give them more tax-payers money.....

'Piss up' and 'brewery' spring to mind.

Paris cos even she could arrange aforementioned drinks.

Just Facebook it ALL.

It's simple.

I can solve this for just a token million pound payment (whicih ill spend on a house in the sun)

1) Sign the entire UK upto Facebook.

2) Add all your details into your account.

3) If you need a hospital/GP/dental appointment, add the hopital/surgery as a friend. If they have space, they'll allow you and you can book an apointment via their 'events' tab. If not, tough, try another surgery/hopital/dental surgery.

4) Add your doctor/dentist/GP as your friend (make sure only friends can see your details/medical ailments)

5) When you visit hospital, add the nurse and receptionist that attend to you as a friend so they can see your details too.

6) Allow them to leave comments on your 'wall' detailing diagnosis and prescriptions.

7) Add your pharmacist as a friend to prescribe the drugs.

PROBLEM SOLVED.... IT TOOK ME 2 MINUTES...

Talk about a real life 10 year long Chuckle Brothers episode

Honestly.

Paris could've done a better job.

Get it on BBC3 or something

Boring, boring, boring.

A bunch of toffs and people who think they're middle-class watching tennis for 2 weeks a year and having NO interest in it the rest of the year.

Add to that the self-righteous Jingoistic vomitfest and its TV ruined for a fortnight.

Still i suppose it *beats* the Beebs endless crappy crime/period dramas.....