* Posts by kain preacher

3832 publicly visible posts • joined 4 Apr 2007

Ballmer leaves investors speechless in Seattle

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Well

Freedom has an AK. Oooh my land minds just arrived.

Well in retrospect I should of said destruction of the whole world. That nut cake would hunt down and nuke every non white country that gives America a funny look. Then she just might nuke or allies that does not follow her lead. She is the type to lecture the French on why the need to be more American. When the French tell her to f off she would shoot them .

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humility, Palin

In the same sentence? What ever you are smoking stop. Stop it right now. Palin for prez= destruction of the free world .

Facebook claimant gets new lawyer

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con man

He either is a con man or a SCO exec. This guy is will continue till he pisses a judge off and toss him in jail. I do believe it will happen.

London Olympics shop in Union Jack outrage

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Silly me

I thought a country hosting the Olympics was suppose to be a thing of pride and joy. Based on what I'm reading looks like it's a fubar contest . They are not even trying to hide the fact that they are milking this for every thing they can get . Not even trying to hide this 2 ring circus of fuck ups.

Or did I miss some thing ? But hey the UK still has longways to show up Greece .

Budget airlines warned over 'hidden' debit card charges

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WTF

how can it be legal to charge a surcharge for using cash ? My mom bought some tickets on line . They charged her $1 printing charge. But here is some thing even more fun. Buying your tickets in advance to save $5 (instead of buy them at the door the day of). If you buy them online its $3 surcharge plus a $1.5 printing fee. Seriously ticket places are charging a printing fee when you are the one printing the tickets your self. The bastards should be forced to watch a Charro Gilbert Godfrey sex DVD followed by a Margret thatcher Janet reno lesbian porn DVD.

US Supremes dump violent video game ban

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@nick

Um you do know that your example is flawed. Why ? cause it's the movie industry that is doing the regulation not the gov. Most major retailers won't sell mature video games to minors, but once again that's the industry self policing it's self. Nothing to do with the gov.

LulzSec dumps hundreds of Arizona Police documents

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Ahem

One thing that most folks do not know is that the AZ law actually mirrors federal law . What pissed the Feds of was not the content of the law , but that the nature of the law. States can not them selfs pas laws dealing with immigration controls .

Google to be hit by US anti-trust probe - report

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@lewis

Did Bill gates stand you up at the prom ?

ITU Gen Sec: Why not speaking English can be a virtue

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Really

So in the UK they don't use the word coup or the phrase deja vu? Or would you like me to give you a long list of French word used in English ? Would you like for us Americans. not to use German words too .

Apple Snow Leopard update sets stage for Lion

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1 gig

Are you sure that 1 gig files is for every printer ? I have a HP J6480 and the drives alone is 246.43M in windows The mac OS 10.6 is only 183M. 255M in XP. 255m in vista. 123M in 2000(but you don't get full use)

NHS IT boss walks out and steps back

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@Huey

That title sounds like something made up for and over the topic comedy show. Hear Benny hill theme music, oh wait Benny hill was not meant to taken seriously .

Bloke pissing in reservoir prompts 8m gallon flush

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PR+ stupidity

It was filmed and put on you tube. There were afraid of some fuck nut group suing them. See hear about birds pooping vs seeing a man pee in the river might sway bottom feeder to sue.

US air passenger cuffed over low-flying pants

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I forgot

If it was such big deal about the pants then why did they let him board the plane ?

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2 things

One the US air said that it does not have a published dress code . Second thing the video that showed up on you tube shows him saying yes sir no sir. I'm seated down with my pants pulled up what's the big deal. He never refused to get off the plane, thats what US air said , but thats before the you tube video surfaced .

Google bypasses admin controls with latest Chrome IE

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@XMAN

"You can tell they're an American company. They do whatever they want, even when they know its wrong or illegal and then just wait for the small fine/slap on the wrist."

Yeah cause Phorm/BT didn't happen and if it did happen the Met would done a proper investigation and people would of been tossed in Jail.

Arrogance knows no race, creed, gender , nationality, place of origin, political affiliation or region . It just exist, right along it's cousin stupidity and I know better than you do( politicians making Nanny laws cause you are to stupid to protect your self) .

Acrobatic US driver in 85mph back-seat drunk sex prang

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Drunk Driving

In the US you can be convicted of drunk driving if you are in the drivers seat drunk. The car does not have to be on or moving. So you can be convicted of DUI if you are not driving.

US Senators pen Act to ban location-based stalking

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@tuna 1

You must of been alseep, because the US courts are clamping down. Cops now must apply for warrant to put GPS tracker on cars and certain data from cell phone towers. Al Fraken is not going to be bought by the corporations.

Funny thing is it takes a comedian to run for congress to protect US citizen.

Brit CompSci student faces extradition to US over link site

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Stop breathe and think

Stop breathe and think. Before you start cussing out Americans. There has to be some thing we are missing or some one lied. Cause what he did vis not a crime in unless he was making money off it.

Woman puts shout-out for hitman on Facebook

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@spudmasterflex

Yes cause only Americans are stupid. Wait I mean American people. Cause every knows every country has a group of whack job politicians.

Pulls out the daily mail . beats head in.

Rogue software consultant's vast stash of DIY explosives

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@30 years for bank robbery

Yes 30 years for bank robbery. Nothing to do with the fact that he was making explosives and some got hurt. Nope just 30 years for bank robbery . The rest El Reg was making up.

Ps he was renting the place that they burned down.

Adobe patches critical bugs in Flash and Reader

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I found it

A rock stable version of Adobe PDF, It's version 1.0. Of course I've lost a bet and had to drink a pint of fosters mixed with bud wiser so I might not be thinking right .

States consider saner 'sexting' penalties for teens

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@Daniel B.

And you think that would not happen in the UK ? Which country has extreme porn law. Which country says if she looks under 18 it's kiddie porn. Hint it's not the US. So don't make it sound like America i worse than UK with porn laws .

AMD promises 10 teraflop notebooks by 2020

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population control

Sit one of these on your lap and poof. Each of these will be powered by a black hole stuffed inside of a larger black hole.

Anonymous vows to attack Federal Reserve

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Black Helicopters

Lot's of thought

Lots of thought has gone into this idea. Wonders were they plan on hiding . Sees helicopter with men dropping from it .

Motorola Atrix dual-core Android smartphone

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is confused

I have a droid and a droid 2. The droid is on 2.3 but the droid 2 is on 2.2.

HTTP-on-steroids busts out of Google

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Let me guess

Works best if you use chrome.

Cabinet Office talks to Facebook & co about new ID system

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Sorry

I got all worked up because stupidity seems to be contagious. Long time it use to be just because one country proposed some thing silly , it was not an excuse for others to follow. Now it seems like its either a me too effect or they politicians were waiting for some else to say it so they could propose it . I use to read the reg and it made me feel slightly better know that it's not only American politician doing ass backwards things. I use to get get upset when people here would jump on American for doing stupid things(like we were the only country to do so ) But now no matter the country I cry. It's like a domino affect. It matters not if its the UK or OZ or Canada or my home country . I see it all as an assault on my freedom becomes a global race to the bottom. I love my country byt things have gone so far south that I was thinking about leaving, but were can I go ?

Ok now that I've address the political ramification lets talk about the technical ramification. Short and simple are you freakin out of your mind . This guy should be bared for any job harder than flipping burger .

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wtf

Ok so they are going to let a foreign based company check the identity of UK citizens . Not subject to UK laws. Look I'm an American and I love American but this is way beyond stupid. The see this borders on treason . You should always be critical of your government and hold them accountable . But how would UK citizens hold foreign government accountable ? What that guy is proposing is slowly giving away the sovereignty of UK. I take it back it does not border on treason it is treason.

Feds seize $15m from scareware monger's Swiss account

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@Pawel 1

"are they going to return these money to people who bought his wares? No?

How typical..."

And how do you know the answer is no . The feds do return money to the victims. I don't know were you live but here the police do return money to victims .

London Ambulance Service downed by upgrade cockup

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Um don't blame the software

"There is a risk that the working processes in the dispatch or call taking functions of the Emergency Operations Centre (EOC) do not align with those required by Command Point,"

Look at that right there . If it's off the shelf solution why didn't they test it out first. If it's a custom build we need to look at did they not communicate what they wanted or did the vendor ignore them. Either way this should of been sorted out with a dry run .

Netherlands first European nation to adopt net neutrality

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SMS rip off.

I can recived email to my phone for free but it cost me 30 cents per sms . Gee which one do you think I'm going to use. Which one uses more band width.

Texas cinema texter becomes foul-mouthed movie star

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@Radelix

When I said machine gun I was thinking of M61 Vulcan 20mm cannon .

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@Marina

Unless plan on allowing these cops to have machine guns you are not going to change the driving habits of folks in LA.

Ps even if they did allow it, the amount of ammo needed would drive LAPD broke.

1000 day wait for Sarah Palin emails nearly over

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@John Smith 19

That's why I said its a great mystery that the figured out how to have sex. Now far as the adults still being alive and able to breed, I blame modern science for that. Natural selection alone should of wiped them out thus correcting the problem in 1 or 2 generations

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@ac 08:49 GMT

"I think 1 is more likely because the list you are requesting cannot be taken seriously even as a "sarcastic" jibe. 99% of it is private documents"

Then you have not heard some of the more outlandish rhetoric. There are the birthers out there that will have you believe that he will hands us over to terrorist. That he is a commie bastard intend on destroying America.

It leaves you thinking do these folks have thumbs ? It's fueled by racism and hatred of democratics. If it's not then it's great mystery how these folks can wipe there own ass or figured out how to have sex.

iTunes Match is iPiracy, claims loopy Oz industry troll

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So

The music labels are getting paid and this lawyer smells blood ? I'm wondering has this lawyer been sanctioned before . This is the kind of lawyer that read about in the states that gets disbarred , held in contempt of court and then is barred from ever bring certain types of law suits every again with a sane lawyer signing off .

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Thompson_%28activist%29

Cameron calls for ISP-level parental censorship tools

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BLNKS

How many times has this issue come up ?? Is the plan to do this every few years till we have a generation of kids that thinks this is normal ?? Or is it that they think it will ware us down ? Is the idea that if you get enough countries around the world to do this it will seem normal ?

Looks at the 1st amendment with fear and uncertainty. I know this is happing in the UK but some times I fear it's just matter of time till it comes over here . Politicians on both side of the pond go ape over the idea of protecting kids .

I'll end this by saying think about the kids. Do you want them to live in world were this BS is normal ?

Cellphones as carcinogenic as coffee

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Cell phones

Cause autism. It's trues look it up. If vaccines are not cause and increase of autism then it's cell phones. Something has to be the cause off all these increased rates of autism . Never mind the fact that in 1996 they change it from autism to autism spectrum disorder which wide the definition from some thing very specific to range of of symptoms. The fact that I've had 12 units of college course work (failed it all) makes me even more qualified to give my half ass crock of shit personal opinion as fact. More so then these super genius celebs that we should all be listening to.

Google accused of stealing PayPal's mobile payment secrets

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@Ian Michael Gumby

it even simpler than you stated . Google and Pay pal are both in California. In California none compete clauses are not valid.

Google was 'warned repeatedly' about rogue drug ads

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@Rob 5

So you then you've worked at a pharmacy then ? As some who is a licensed pharmacy tech you are wrong. It's the pharmacy tech that sorts most billing of insurance. The pharmacist check to make sure that the patient gets the right drug and right dosages. They do consults and will advise you if you are being over medicated . I've see pharmacist o that before . Every thin\g you say they do in the UK they do in the US.

Google nabs patents from defunct mini-phone maker

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OR

Google is looking to start some thing and wants to be protected.

Symantec buys Clearwell tech that makes lawyers poorer

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What's the worst

That could happen. It marks the files so that they look liked they have been tampered with or it randomly deletes files. Hey wait that's a feature not a bug.

Honest gov we don't have the documents, we don't know what happened to them .

FTC, Canada bust internet scammers

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JaitcH

"FTC, close your scammers down first, before chasing down Canadian entrepreneurs."

Did we read the same article. these folks in Canada were scamming folks.

"People who signed on for the offers were usually asked for credit card details to cover shipping fees. They then found themselves paying through the nose, with credit charges showing up for the “free” offers, and frequently, recurring monthly charges (usually US$79.95)."

Is that what you call Canadian entrepreneurs?

Eight New Yorkers sue Baidu for $16m

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@Blarkon

So I guess there is no chance that these could be ex pat from China suing .

UK student hacker sentenced over gaming Trojan

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@14:05 GMT

Am totally shocked he was tried in the UK.

So am instead of them declining to prosecute and saying no crime was committed on our soil.

Hack attacks on US could spark military action

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FOX

I apologizes for FOX news being broadcast in Canada. You take Celine back and we will cancel FOX news .

EXPLODING MELONS terrify Chinese

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bio wepons

This was just a test. Next time these melons will be armed .

Rambus litigation imperilled by document shredding

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one word

Appeals . You dont get rid of evidences till there is no more appeals left or the other side quits .

Kodak wins round in Apple patent brawl

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Plot Lost

Didn't apple sue Nokia over a cellphone patents now Kodak over Digital cameras. Are we sure it's lawyers making the decision to sue or some nut at apple . If apple sues Motorola over radio or microprocessor patents I'll have my answer.