* Posts by david bates

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HBase: Shops swap MySQL for open source Google mimic

david bates

Well...

1) 5 1/4" floppies (no idea where you get 5 FOOT floppies from...).

2) They were no more than medium size - I remember (just) 8" floppies...

Apple tightens rules for iPad news delivery

david bates

Ridiculous

If I own a car and take it ploughing then yes, the manufacturer will not honor the warrentee. They wont TRY and stop my ploughing though, and they won't issue an update to disable all those cars that have been used for ploughing.

As for modding the engine, as long as it conforms to the laws of the road there is no problem. A dealer might not like it, and insurance will go up but if I want to put a V8 in a Mini I can. No-one will stop me.

Likewise, my Nexus One is cracked and rooted. When I cracked the bootloader (fairly trivial) there was a warning "Do you want to do this? Cracking the bootload voids your warrentee". Google did'nt try and stop me though, and OTA updates still work (they unroot it sometimes, but I can easily root again.

Your arguments are, at best, spurious.

Windows Phone 7 to get cut'n'paste shortly, says Ballmer

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No need.....

...Its there (in 2.2 at least - sure it was in 2.1 as well).

and very nicely it works too.

US woman sues again over XP 'downgrade', seeks class action

david bates

Yes, yes you can...

I saved £70 by buying an Acer Revo with Linpus instead on Windows installed.

Mind you, Linpus was such a bag of nails that it didnt even come with the wireless drivers that the Revo actually needed. Acer could hardly have been more halfhearted if they'd shoved the all components in a shoebox with a piece of paper suggesting that the bits plugged together in some way before shipping it.

Kubuntu solved the problem nicely.

Labour moots using speed cameras to reward law-abiding drivers

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Indeed...The M42 is a case in point...

It has variable speed limits. They use it to easy congestion.

Did they use it a few weeks ago when I was travelling down in the snow at 35-40 (in the middle lane, which was the only one that was really clear) and BMW drivers were still howling down the snowy outside lane?

Take a guess...

Im assuming they're controlled by the Highways Agency - the same one that told me if I was tailgated by a lorry when going through a speed-restricted roadworks I should 'take their number and report them'. They failed to explain who would be driving the car while I was doing this...

Ubuntu tablet rumored for early 2011 launch

david bates

Yes, but...

Seeing as the most popular version of Ubuntu runs on the same hardware as Windows thats hardly suprising.

Its kind of like complaining about coverage and review of PCs based on Intels new revolutionary chip family on the grounds that the chip was pre-existing and someone just shoved them into a PC to sell them.

What remains to be seen is how well Ubuntu handles being tabletised compared to Win7, and whether said tablets are sold without the Windows tax.

Microwaved hard disc, run-over PC and other data disasters

david bates

If you think about it...

the case would do a pretty good job of ensuring that the microwaves would do nothing to the platters. Depending on which way up you put the drive you might fry the electronics, but looking at a handy 3.5" I have here shows it has a pretty damn solid metal case.

World+Dog says 'no thanks' to 3D TV

david bates

Does this TV set

actually make much of the dross thats out there actually worth watching though? Rubbish is rubbish regardless of how many dimensions its in and having it repeated every 3 hours (yes, History Channel) does not get better in 3D only.

I'll move to 3D when they start producing stuff compelling enough to persuade me to go to the cinema or bother with a TV licence.

Might be different if I was a gamer.

National Identity Card holding chumps have buyer's remorse

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Surely the card will not be recalled?

Ms Epstein can keep her card, and in this inclement weather it'll come in very handy for de-icing the car. She can also use it to break into her house if she loses the key, and pop it under the leg of a wobbly table. Plus if she suffers total amnesia a quick glance in her purse will set her to rights.

Based on how much a Leatherman costs I think she got a bargain.

PLUS she's helped the economy in two ways - she selflessly gave money to the goverment without coercion, and she helped populate the list of SPECTACULARLY gullible people which will be worth a FORTUNE on the spam market. I salute her.

Microsoft ARMs Windows for iPad assault (allegedly)

david bates

Yes, of course they can...

Mind you, based on previous evidence it might not be 'Windows' as we know it...

Cut down? Incompatible with any of the current range of software? I'd say those are not unlikely. However, it might provide a cheap source of tablets that can be re-flashed with whatever flavour of Linux takes your fancy...

O2 offers Xboxes instead of phone upgrades

david bates

easy

a games console does not use network data -unlike a new smart phone; which will use lots.

John Lewis pitches 80-quid colour e-book reader

david bates

Not quite...

you can pick up an MP3 player for less than a tenner...besides which its pretty easy to move data between CD and MP3. That works less well for books and e-books.

'Hippy' energy kingpin's electric Noddy-car in epic FAIL

david bates
FAIL

UI issue or User Error?

So did the chap driving the car not bother to check his fuel gauge before he set off? Or is his fuel gauge so obtuse that it was'nt obvious he was running on vapour, so to speak?

Personally even if I ignore the fuel gauge on my car I have a little light that comes on when its getting low. With something as unrefillable as an electric car I'd expect it to be very obvious how much power I had at all times, and a fairly insistent audible warning wthen things got low...

Phosphor World Time Curved E Ink watch

david bates

Well...

its not that easy to read the time from it in those pictures, so I'd imagine the phrase 'not at all' would still apply when it was dark.

You could always illuminate it with the mobile phone.

Ofcom to TalkTalk, Tiscali: Stop over-billing

david bates

I feel your pain....

I was with Orange Broadband for a while. Then I was audacious enough to move house and was forcibly shown the error of my ways...

Trucker jailed for deadly motorway gamble

david bates
FAIL

What about the roadworks?

I did contact the Highways Agency about what I was supposed to do about lorries tailgating me in the 50 areas where I cannot get out of their way.

The official response is to take their number and report them. Pointing out that they tend to be too close SEE their numberplate and I didnt fancy stopping, or scrambling about in the back with a notebook and pencil at 50mph failed to provoke them into any sort of sensible response.

So now you know.

Microsoft steers OEMs away from putting Phone 7 on Tablets

david bates

I save £70....

on a Acer Revo by having it with Linpus (horrible but easily replaced) instead of windows. Windows would have added a THIRD to the purchase price.

Theres your need.

Microsoft's fear of an OpenOffice

david bates

Kind of what I was thinking....

What the world needs is an MS-Works replacement (unless Im missing something...). I spent an evening trying to convert a friends Works document into something the rest of the world could read, without much joy (not having MS Office).

I use AbiWord and Gnumerics when I dont need the grunt of OO, but TBH they're both flakey and not software that I would trust or roll out to someone who I am defacto support for.

Oracle re-commits to ODF after OpenOffice divorce

david bates

So how

is your post NOT a form of document?

And how are your email, forum entries, blogs and wikis created, if not by something that is, by any other name, a word processor?

Screwpop Tool

david bates

No need....

The screwdriver bit will be lost within DAYS. Either that or the hospital will throw it away when they remove it from the hole its gouged in your leg.

You can probably kiss goodbye to your mobile screen as well if you happen to use the wrong pocket.

KeyCase iPad Folio Deluxe

david bates

Not even that...

The iPad is transformed into a Z88 (yes, I have one sat on my shelf...) right down to connectors incompatible with the rest of the world...

Awesome.

Android rebellion: How to tame your stupid smartphone

david bates

Hmmm...my Nexus 1 is awesome...

easily the best phone I've ever owned, and really has nothing that makes me go 'hmm' on a daily, or indeed weekly basis. Except perhaps the external speaker.

You must have been doing it wrong...

Reseller touts cheap-as-chips 7in Android tablet

david bates

Nooo.....

Austin-Healey made Sprites - bugeye and otherwise.

Morgan, suprisingly, make Morgans....

LG holds back Android tablet for Gingerbread

david bates

If you release a device with a suboptimal OS

you forever scar that device. How many phones have we seen with rubbish OS's, which are only remembered for having rubbish OSs even when later patches have fixed them.

Better to wait a bit if you're planning to charge premium prices.

BT's onshoring call centres scheme continues

david bates

The last time I used British Gas

I was rung up by an Indian callcentre because I had'nt paid a bill within 3 days of it arriving. The guy was aggressive, demanded my bank details and refused to put me through to his teamleader.

When I complained to BG they were unable to track down who made the call. And so they lost my business for good.

Cinema chain bans laptops, tablets

david bates

Banning food and drink....?

Thats never worked with me.

Thats why we have coats with big pockets....

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Happy

Did you never see

The Blair Witch Project?

david bates

What about improving the experience?

If they were banning mobiles to stamp on the idiots who insist on chatting and texting I wouldnt mind, but to 'stop piracy'? They can prise my (silent) mobile from my cold, dead hands.

Serlously cinemas - sort out the chavs, the annoying teenage girls and the kids in adult films/late showings and people might start coming back

Google Nexus One 'too popular' in dev phone afterlife

david bates

I wanted one as well...

I hadno problems buying one from Google. Ir arrived, engraved, lewss than a week after I had ordered it. This was during the Volcano Dust Cloud business, so I still dont know how they managed it.

Group Test: smartphone satnav apps

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Can I ask a silly question?

Why are Satnavs always Landscape? I use my Nexus in Portrait, as Im more interested in what is coming up than what is going on to the side of my route.

What am I missing?

iPad hits Asus Eee PC sales

david bates

No...

I can do that on my Nexus - if Im using something bigger and clumsier I at least want a keyboard and not have to hold the damn thing like a clipboard or put it flat down on a surface.

david bates

A better explanation might be

that you really can't get Netbooks anymore.

Try and find something like the original eeepc701 - rugged, with no moving parts, acceptable battery life, capable of being put in a coat pocket and runs on a phone charger. You can't get them any more.

An while it is a bit slow it does the things I want it for - browsing, watching movies on a train, light office work very well.

It does'nt edit video, or do photoshop or play Crysis, but then the clue is in the name - its a NETBOOK, not a desktop replacement or even a laptop replacement.

The iPad may be pretty, but I saw a girl trying to use on on the train the other day - she had it in her lap and it looked very clumsy. She could have put it flat on the table but that would have been almost as bad. with the 701 I can put it on the table, angle the screen in the normal way and have the perfect viewing angle to work or watch a movie. I can also plug in any USB device I like...

Acer Liquid E Android smartphone

david bates

I'm confused...

What is the point of Acer Synch?

My mail, contacts etc synch themselves from the phone without having to lark about with a PC and are then available from my Google account. I thought that was one of the points of Android - being able to do away with the PC connectivity and the universally hideous software that phone manufacturers usually perpetrate.

People have no bloody idea about saving energy

david bates

Hmmm..the whole 30 degrees thing.

I like my clothes to

a) Be clean

b) Not smell

I've never heard whether achieving that at 60 degrees is worse than 30 degrees with the extra detergents and stain removers etc I'd want to use.

I dont trust these detergents that say they wash clean at 30 degrees - if thats the case why does Ariel detergent now sell alongside a range of boosters and stain removers that Ariel has been telling us for the last 30 years that we dont need?

david bates

Actually...

You could buy a can of marmalade concentrate and make a batch to put in all you old jars.

And you could gather in the bumper wild damson crop and make jam from that.

Save money and the planet!

Nokia: Ovi developer price plunge permanent

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It might be the second cheapest...

but I'd put money on it being the worst by a fair margin. A dalliance with Ovi was the push I needed to make the leap from S60 to Android.

Hackers spoof car warning system

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Not necessarily...

ONe of the new Chinese car manufactureres (I forget which one...) decided on a new safety system where, if the car detected a flat tyre it would automatically apply the brakes to stop you dangerously driving on a flat.

It was then pointed out to them there might actually be very good reasons for needing to stay as much control as possible in the even of, say, a blowout.

Are plasma TVs killing radio?

david bates

Foreign continuity announcers...?

I can only think of one with a non-uk accent and I've never had a problem understanding him.

Besides, they have Charlotte Green, so they can be forgiven a lot...

david bates

I would...

I still run a CRT as my main telly, and based on the quality of many broadcasts (visual and content) I've seen in Currys et-al I see no very good reason to change ATM.

You can, however, pry my FM radios all tuned to Radio 4 from my cold, dead hands.

Vodafone won't act on customers' HTC Desires

david bates

This sort of thing is just...

...one of the reasons why I bought my Nexus 1. I can't honestly see me ever getting a mobile from a carrier again - vanilla is just better.

A question though - if you have a privately owned Desire, and Vodaphone new about it (from the IMEI or something) would they try and update it accidentally? And if they did, where would you stand?

Want to use WD diagnostics? Buy Windows

david bates

Good point

Presumably WD drives are also NOT suitable to use in NAS units, PVRs and the like either, as they tend not to run Windows

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You may well be right...

...but most Linux machines offer the full gamut of punctuation and capitalisation options.

Mind you, so does Windows, OSX, hell, even DOS and pretty much any mobile. They even offer autocaps and dictionaries.

With than in mind whats your excuse?

ITV preps pay TV service

david bates

Primeval?

Which that genius Michael Grade binned.

Beyond that I suspect you have a point...

Apple sued over hot iPad shutdowns

david bates

And how does that work

for your GPS, which presuamably spends much of its time stuck on the windscreen probably in direct sun.

I think the issues you're talking about are leaving things in closed cars in the sun, where temperatures can be spectacular. You dont expect electronics to quit just beacause the weather is a bit warm.

UK.gov pledges licence fee 'rethink' over heavy catch-up use

david bates

Rules on licences?

Las time I checked those are the ones printed on the back of the licence. Its been a while as I dont do anything that requires a licence.

I dont do 'catch-up TV' either, as hotel-based research suggests that most of it is dross, and PC based viewing is not my thing.

'Soft robots' will use gut-wrenching propulsion method

david bates

Sounds very alarming....

These robots are designed to squeeze into small spaces. Presumably in order to retrieve you you'll also have to be capable (or MADE capable) of fitting through said small spaces, or torn into pieces of the correct size.

Either way theres going to be a fair old bit of healing required once rescue is complete.

Underground tunnel complexes FOUND ON MOON

david bates

silly...

What about if the astronauts find that the real moon simply does not match the fake moon of so many years ago? eh?

Nasa can hardly play the 'franchise reboot' card....

iPhone 4 burns, hurts owner

david bates

AA Batteries

Short one out - see how warm they can get.

All gov jobs to go online

david bates
WTF?

Any particular reason

why the tax payer should be propping up a failing newspaper (assuming thats your point) of any persuasion?

The Guardian is a PRIVATE sector NEWSPAPER, not a government mouthpiece. If it can't make a living by peddling news and opinion without being propped up by the public purse then frankly its not fit for purpose and its time has come.

BBC chief acknowledges DAB flop & internet radio

david bates

Go green with DAB?

Thats hilarious...I have several battery FM radios that will run for MONTHS on a set of batteries. Show me a DAB unit that can do ANYTHING remotely close to that.

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