* Posts by Antony Shepherd

41 posts • joined 6 Feb 2008

Paying a TV tax makes you happy - BBC

Antony Shepherd

Well, I'd rather pay the BBC a small sum each month than pay a lot more to either beardy Branson or billionaire tyrant Murdoch.

Meet قلب, the programming language that uses Arabic script

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Every program has to have a bug, because only Allah is perfect.

Red supergiant Betelgeuse heads for SMACKDOWN with 'dust bar'

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Mushroom

I'm still kind of hoping that Betelgeuse went supernova around six hundred and thirty odd years ago so I'll get to see the result in the night sky.

Although it'll be a lot worse than the Great Collapsing Hrung Disaster, that's for sure.

(does not know what a Hrung is, nor why it should collapse on Betelgeuse seven)

Sinclair ZX Spectrum FAILS latest radio noise rules SHOCK

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I remember a program on my old Microtan 65 that produced 'sound' (well, a slightly less random noise) when you tuned in your radio to 750Khz (the clock frequency).

Pretty much any old computer churned out loads of interference.

NASA: THE TRUTH about the END OF THE WORLD on 21 Dec

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Boffin

At times like this I point to the wise words of Brian Cox: http://youtu.be/vw9K0tI9mxc

Ten badass brainy computers from science fiction

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Coat

Re: Orac

There's a brilliant line in a B7 episode where Avon has tricked someone by giving them a radio-controlled fake Orac.

"You fool!" says Servalan, "That's not Orac, it's just a box of flashing lights!"

Well duh!

Watchdog halts Toyota Grand Theft Auto-esque advert

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Unhappy

I thought it was quite a nifty advert., myself,.

So how many people have to complain before they ban ads for PPI, ambulance chasers, wonga, etc?

That I could support.

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Re: Optional

That didn't work for Pan Am, though.

Sinclair BASIC comes to Raspberry Pi

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WTF?

Seriously, what the hell is the point.

Bird of Prey: 1980s IT on on the small screen

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FAIL

I seem to recall the second season suffered greatly from the same degree of product placement that saw a BBC Micro embedded in the TARDIS console.

I mean, I'm not even sure the bog standard Acorn Electron COULD connect to an acoustic coupler.

The Dragon 32 is 30

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As well as SEX the 6809 had BRA (BRanch Always)...

Never owned a Dragon but I did love the 6809 as it was the best of the 8 bit processors.

I liked it more than the 6502 and loathed the 8080 or Z80.

Hams: We're good in a disaster – UK Radio Society boss

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Pint

Is it raining in Tokyo?

BBC boss confirms iTunes alternative in store

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Happy

Brilliant idea

What I would like to see from this is stuff from the archive which probably wouldn't sell well enough to merit a DVD release, but could be put on this site as a cheap download instead.

I loved the More Death and Horror sound effects record, but I swear I was hearing the sound effects from it in EVERYTHING for years!

Russians drill into buried 20 million-year-old Antarctic lake

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Linux

The last contact from the Russian base just consisted of TEKELI-LI ... TEKELI-LI ...over and over again.

Paul Allen proposes new space launcher

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What about Alan Shepard?

Alan Shepard was the first American in space, for a hop, John Glenn was only the first American to do an orbit. If you're going to invoke history, you could at least get it right!

At least Burt Rutan knows what he's doing...

Kinect 2 said to read lips, sense mood

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WTF?

So, a computer that can lip-read and detect mood. Did we learn nothing from 2001?

Boffins build electric car from a single molecule

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Some say he's just a sub-atomic particle with no mass.

All we know is that he's called the nanoStig

Pampernaut love-rat space shuttle pilot prangs plane

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FAIL

Stalling is easily curable and not fatal in many cases!

Max Sang is talking complete nonsense.

I've stalled an aircraft deliberately on many occasions as part of PPL training!

Throttle back, keep pulling back on the controls to maintain altitude as speed drops. Ten knots above the stall, the alarm goes off, and if you keep pulling you'll enter a stall, where the airflow diverts from the top of the wings and you lose lift drastically...

Nose forward, throttle up, and away you go. No harm done.

This is only a problem if you do it at low altitude and don't have time to recover!

Now, some T-tailed aircraft had a problem with airflow over the elevator being obstructed, but the Cessna 206 is not that kind of aircraft.

Virtual cloud monkeys go bananas writing Shakespeare

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Pint

How improbable is that?

"Ford, there's an infinite number of monkeys out here. They want to talk to us about this script for Hamlet they've just worked out."

Prototype iPhone 5 lost in bar, right on schedule

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Pint

Accidentally on purpose?

Yeah, they 'just happened' to leave it in a bar. Because leaking details of the new phone isn't going to be great publicity, right? It worked the last time, right?

NASA to work on approved sci-fi books

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Happy

Voyage? Titan? Moonseed?

So long as they don't get Stephen Baxter to write them.

Those tend not to end well!

BMW intros revamped Mini as sporty MG-alike

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Transversely, of course...

That whirring noise you hear is Sir Alec Issigonis spinning in his grave...

Porn found in Osama bin Laden compound

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Big Brother

Not the worst thing they could have found

No no no, if they REALLY wanted to damage Al Qaeda morale they'd have shown Osama's secret bacon stash.

164XXX jubs shake Middle England

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WTF?

What a boob!

"My son was off school sick today and he was disgusted"

What, is he more a fan of what they call the "delicious flat chest"?

No new strings for Guitar Hero

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Pint

Click click clickety click

So farewell Guitar Hero.

You were like 'Simon', but with a better soundtrack.

Rescue mission begins for Hitchhiker's Real Guide

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About time

Personally I think the BBC should never have acquired H2G2 in the first place, and I was surprised it took them this long to get rid of it.

UK.gov scraps stop'n'search terror power

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FAIL

Does this change anything?

Surely all plod has to say is "I thought he was a terrorist, guv!" the next time they decide to stop someone for the heinous crime of photography.

Ricoh GR Digital III compact camera

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Nice upgrade

The great thing about the GR Digital range is that Ricoh give you a hell of a lot of control over the picture taking process, more than most compact cameras do. Sure, it's a small sensor so you get noise at higher ISOs, and it's a wide angle lens so you need to get closer to your subject, but within its minor limitations it's a fine picture-taking machine for the reasonably serious photographer.

It's compact and pocketable, more pocketable than any micro four thirds camera (I can just about fit an Olympus Pen E-P1 with 17mm pancake lens in my pocket, but it's not comfortable), feels sturdy and well made.

As far as Alan Firminger's remarks, I think most of the delay with compact cameras comes from autofocus. The GRD can be focused manually - also they have a fixed focus modes, where you can set infinity focus or 'snap shot' focus (a few yards away) reducing shutter lag to practically nothing.

The only problem I've ever had with my original GRD is the long time it takes to write RAW files. Ricoh have completely fixed that, it seems. If my old GRD gave up the ghost, I'd seriously upgrade.

Apple squeezes video camera into iPod nano

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Close but no cigar

Not impressed. My 60GB iPod is close to full with music alone, and I would have quite happily replaced it with an iPod Touch, except they've only increased them to 64GB, which I'd probably fill within six months of purchase.

So I still won' t be buying the iPod Touch any time soon.

London desperately seeking Strategy Boutique

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WTF?

Bill Hicks got it right..

"If anyone here is in marketing or advertising, kill yourself"

Deal inked in US Navy 'R2-D2' raygun robo-turret plan

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WTF?

R2D2 my arse

Cover them in half-domes and have a voice synthesiser shout out "EXTERMINATE" every time they fire!

RIP Personal Computer World

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Unhappy

Monkeys on the cover

I've still got a stash of 80's era PCWs up in my Dad's house, next time I'm up there I must dig through a few, if only for the comedic value of the old adverts.

Admittedly I did stop reading it a long time ago after it had become just another PC of the month magazine.

Yes MrJOD, I do remember the Microtan 65, that was my first computer too.

Zaphod Beeblebrox home sun 'shrinking', may have blown up

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IX

Has this got anything to do with the Great Collapsing Hrung disaster of Betelgeuse VII?

Acer flaunts first Ion-based nettop

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Brilliant!

It's a Mac Mini killer!

Seriously - While I have an iMac for my desktop, I want a small box to plug in to my TV and watch video files on - and I don't want to pay Mac prices for that. This looks like it'll be just the thing I'm looking for!

'Faith-based' investment firm fingers holiday's most sinful games

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Christian investment firm?

OK, so it's a long time since I read a bible, so correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Jesus kick the moneychangers out of the temple, and tell a rich man to give up all his worldly goods?

Somehow don't think he'd be too keen on an investment company operating in his name.

Dawkins' atheist ad campaign hits fundraising target

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Probably?

Probably? That's being a bit wishy-washy, isn't it?

A bit soft?

Should have gone for "THERE IS NO GOD. NOW GET OVER IT."

Hadron boffins: Our meddling will not destroy universe

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Brilliant.

OK, I have now completely forgiven Professor Cox for 'Things can only get better'. What a hero! CERN should just put that on a recorded message for the nutters who phone them.

Nuns face off in online beauty contest

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Paris Hilton

Feckin' nuns!

Phwoooar! Look at the wimple on that!

Beeb to resurrect Reggie Perrin

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Pppprrrtttt! Sorry C.J.

Great!

Super!

I'm off to leave all my clothes on a beach now...

Please don't leave me... bitch

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Flame

Decisions, decisions

So. Can I be arsed to revive my facebook account just to delete it?

I think I put in a load of gibberish in the profile before I 'rested' it, and never used it for much anyway.

Decisions, decisions.

Cruise.co.uk stumps £560k to add 's' to domain

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Worth every penny!

After all, they wouldn't want anyone to associate them with that scientologist nut-job of an actor, would they?

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