Posts by Sarah Bee

hmm

Goza was very big in Sumeria.

Apparently.

Re: doesn't know how to use the blur feature?

Good grief, you bunch of blouses, it's only a little bit of gay pr0n. Surely a *real* man is secure enough not to greet his breakfast at the sight of a bit of bloke-on-bloke.

No?

Re: Gawd..

I think all these false positive male readings for girls are indicative of how much we have to sacrifice our femininity to get on in male-dominated arenas.

*scratches arse, belches*

Yup.

Re: @stinking sinking ship et al

If I have to mod one more tiresome comment about emigrating/having emigrated/threatening to emigrate then I'm going to... I dunno, emigrate? Or just swear at you.

I'd much rather stay here and face whatever challenges may come than end up trapped somewhere else surrounded by unbearably smug ex-pats. I find Brighton hard enough to stomach to that end.

Re: I'm surprised...

It was the third or fourth one. I nixed it. One does not discuss one's bikini regime. So think on.

Anyway, since I'm entirely computer-generated myself, it's a moot point.

Re: You all have too much time on your hands.

It never ceases to amaze and amuse me how much time people will spend explaining that they don't want to waste their time on something they consider to be a gross waste of everyone's time.

Personally I don't care that I just wasted my time pointing this out. I am all about the time-wasting.

Re: if... but...

Curse the Moderators? But if we didn't let people speak their minds, we'd be censoring. We can't win!

I'd quite like one of those 80s sun-visors, please, I dunno if that qualifies as a hat.

Re: "Everything on the internet is photoshopped"

Especially your momma. Twice.

@AC (underwear cuddle)

!

Re: I wish...

I wish I had a brand new car. So far I got this hatchback, and everywhere I go, yo, I gets laughed at.

Etc.

Re: @ Sarah Bee

One day at a time, AC.

Re: Graun

It spelled its own name 'Guaridan' on guardian.co.uk a few weeks back. If only I'd got a screenshot.

Anyway, it's just become an affectionate nickname, Grauniad, and it's too widespread as a thing for us or anyone else to stop it. And so.

Re: Sara ....

Richard: 'Sarah'.

Steve: GENDER.

That is all.

Re: 19 or 39?

I'd explain this but I'm sure 20 commenters will do it better in a matter of seconds.

@Stu

Yes, Michael is dyslexic, I believe, he's said so on here before. What's you're* excuse?

*Before you start, sic sic sic sic sic.

Re: @Sarah

It's site policy, fool. If only because it continues to wind you up with such beautiful efficiency and predictability.

MOBE.

Meheh.

stop for one mile

It works if you spin the middle side topwise.

Re: A what?

Never mind all this, I need to be able to gauge how much 15kg is in clothes and <strike>weaponry</strike> shoes so I can pack for my hols.

Re: I have similarly given up

Snopes done this quite brilliantly a while back.

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/petition/internet.asp

Re: Anon has a point you know

Well, we were hoping to run those naked pictures of you, but then the lawyers stepped in.

Re: viz;

'Just because' is no longer adequate justification for Paris.

So think on.

Re: I feel spoilt

I'm so sorry, Pierre. Would you like to have a guest column to make up for it?

@Martin

It's true y'know. Hellboy was originally called Fanboy, but they changed it because it was just too terrifying for a general audience.

Brrr.

right

I'm not presiding over another fat-fight. Keep it civil and general please folks.

Re: Titillate me

Good lord. Well, yes, surely some kind of subsidy from male taxpayers is in order. But um, don't encourage them.

May I say how pleased I am to welcome the 5th female Reg reader ever.

Re: subtle... is that like a rubber pick-axe in the forehead?

When did the Bisto family ever break up? Pictures, or it didn't happen.

I'll give you 'pettle'. Or meths. As you prefer.

@Martin

Oof. Calm down, Martin. Have a fag.

@AJ Stiles

It's a good point. But still let's not resort to the usual xeno-insults.

'Limey' isn't too stinging, though, is it? Not unless you get it in your eyes.

Re: fess up

Haha! I wish I had her wardrobe allowance.

Re: Infection

How crude.

*resists 'fag' joke with heroic effort*

an armed society is a society that often needs a change of underwear

What an absolutely terrifying thread this is.

RE: Sounds like...

Ewww.