Posts by Sarah Bee

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Webster - get to fuck.

The rest of you - for chrissakes stop encouraging him.

Eff eff ess.

Re: Lemme get this straight...

Actually we failed spectacularly at our use of Twitter, and there wasn't much of that at all in any sense.

I don't really see the problem. In any case, anyone who uses the contraction 'lemme' when typing ain't gonna get much love from me.

(Yes I know, that was the point.)

Re: I long for the death of MyFaceSpaceBook & co

You do realise the irony of what you just posted, right, Pascal?

Gordon Clown!

I see what you did there!

Ah Monday.

Re: re here we go again

Yeah, but last time I checked one is at liberty to insult others in this country. So strictly speaking, yes, you can. Whether or not you should is a matter for debate.

Re: how about some EMP device..

Andy, you are a terrible pig. I've heard men drone on for hours about nothing of consequence whatsoever on their phones on trains. Behave.

Re: @Sarah

Nah. I do have an all-purpose generic commentard one, though. I find it really comes in handy when moderation has done all it can.

Re: Dr Who's daughter?

Reins. REINS. You'd think someone called Dark Horse would know. Tsk.

Laurence Fox. Or Tobias whassisface, you know, he was in Rome.

Re: Michael Caine has already told everyone

Yeah but since Jonathan Ross is now the root of all evil, that no longer counts, yeah?

I'll just say that

I have opinions on this but I am staying well out of it except to say, I bet you don't really care about any aspect of this as much as you think you do, and nor does anyone else.

I'll be glad when it's over, one way or another, it's just depressing.

Re: Largest known crevice

Oooh, topical.

Re: Fear the wrath of the moderatrix...

Well, yeah. It's not like this doesn't have an IT angle. I have to deal with this issue, and about 1000 comments, every day, in my role as CENSOR.

Yawn.

Re: Silly girl...

Yeah but that would have been really foolhardy, I mean her work could have figured out that it was her from something like that.

Oh wait.

Scottish stuff

Right, you lot, if you're going to take issue with the Scots go right ahead, but do it without leaning on the terribly clever figurative deep-fried Mars bar, because I'm not in the mood for that sort of petty stereotyping today and am not letting it through, 'k? 'K.

Re: Money, money, money

Gosh you lot don't half get upset.

Aha, half! Ha! I didn't even mean to do that and yet I did. Oh the lolz.

Anyway, you could get a third of a pint at the Banbury beer and cider festival when I went. Marked on the glass and everything. I would totally drink 2/3 - pint too big, half too small. So there.

@Sam

It was because it had The Bad Word in it without 'S' at the start and 'horpe' afterwards.

It's not my fault these ironies occur. I just work with what I'm given.

re: <rant>

Could all commenters please take note of this handy new way to express their irate views on everything? Thanks.

Alright. ALRIGHT.

I give up. I'm just letting everything through now, regardless of how repetitive, as long as it's not totally offensive or incoherent. On your scroll wheel be it.

agnostic/atheist

I did read somewhere that strictly speaking all reasonable and non-hysterical atheists *and* theists alike are also agnostic, in the sense that they accept there will never be absolute proof that there is or is not a God. So you're an agnostic atheist or an agnostic theist if you accept the logical limits of your belief either way.

It's a nice idea, anyway, and I'll buy it. Any proper scholars on this?

Re: @ Sarah Bee

'*Our* section' - say what? I moderate it. So it's as much mine as it is yours.

The other Reg writers have been known to chip in from time to time, actually, but what can I say - I'm fascinated.

I think that coat's yours, actually. It smells a bit like old milk.

Re: Our colonial cousins

Well, mine does, you literal-minded gimp, so put a sock in it or half of me will whup your sorry ass.

Re: Not the sharpest marble in the deck

Heh. Lots of dogs will just eat anything. I worry that people don't know not to give them chocolate, or indeed raisins and grapes. The smaller the dog the greater the danger from these things.

Oh, and I must mention the lilies thing - you know the pollen from those things is poisonous to cats so you've got to watch it. If it falls on them and they lick it off their fur, they're in trouble.

Animals are weird, basically.

Re: Oops.

What a healthy attitude to commenting that is, Jake. I have a nice eclair here with your name on it.

Re: Oddly Silent

It's totally a conspiracy. Don't tell anyone or we'll disappear you. We've done it before.

Re: Meat Loaf

Sigh. Yes. That was the point. The point of the joke. The joke that has now died and is beyond CPR. Happy now?

You guys can be so, like, literal.

Re: Register reaches bottom, digs

Check the section it's in, you divot.

Re: Death *OR* Vaporisation????

Tea and cake or death or vaporisation. Doesn't have quite the same ring to it.

Re: Youths

Go to your room.

Re: What ?

Er, objectively I'd think destruction of habitat would account for a few more bird deaths overall than windfarms. I don't know, but refusing one thing and not another isn't always the height of hypocrisy, like.

Re: Eh?

Good grief, it's called ironic embellishment, you dope.

Re: A title is required.

It's a conduit, innit.

Re: Maybe I'm just prejudiced

Well, I should point out the giggle was a bit of editorialising on my part. As for Candy, well, maybe she changed it from Gertrude.

Re: Urine denial

Well, NOT YET IT'S NOT.

It had to be done. And it had to be done by me, too.

Re: he has a point

Oh yes, we sure are. By the way, is this dummy yours? I just found it on the floor here. It's only a bit dirty.

right

No more listing please folks. You've got about 20 to choose from here and at least one correct answer. And my eyes hurt. And my brain. Ta.

Re: what is it with...

Sadly it's because women *have* to be tougher than everyone else to get to the top, because it's still more difficult for women. Which means the only women who get to the top at present are the most terrifyingly ambitious and hardened ones. The wrong ones, basically.

I still can't quite explain Palin, though. Holy good gravy.

Re: Am I the only one...

No you're not. There have been about nine of you so far.

Re: @frank...

>He is survived by four stepbrothers; "I Know My Rights", "Someone Else's Problem", "I’m A Victim" and "Work? I'm better of on the Dole" and his stepsisters, "Gymslip Mother" and "I'll have a baby and they'll give me a house".

Personally I think it's a bit remiss of you not to acknowledge his second cousin "Is it just me or is everything shit?", and his estranged twin "Ooh if you're going to the shop could you pick up a Mail for me? And a Crunchie bar. Thanks".