* Posts by John Cobb

8 publicly visible posts • joined 30 Jan 2008

Ubuntu chief ushers in the age of Intrepid Ibex

John Cobb
Linux

@ What was F

Feisty Fawn

I have been with Ubuntu through:

Edgy Eft (what's an Eft?)

Feisty Fawn

Gutsy Gibbon

Missed Dapper Drake

And am looking forward to Intrepid Ibex

US cruiser nails crippled spy-sat on first shot

John Cobb
Paris Hilton

@ Sean - Bite My Shiny Metal Ass

So, we have to tell you in particular every reason we do everything?

Not everything we do is dishonest. I suppose you also feel we deserved 9/11.

Personally, I would have rather an F-15 shot it down with a missile that had to be significantly cheaper than $35-$40 million.

PH - because she is the only one who is sorry that you weren't fully informed. Also because the single digit salute isn't available; the equivalent of nick off.

Jane Fonda c-word slip shocks US

John Cobb
Paris Hilton

TNA

Not all Americans have a problem with nudity or profanity, just the most vocal ones.

Personally, I'm very fond of both nipples and cunts. Love to talk about them, see them, and ideally make contact with them.

PH because she's shown both.

Suicidal moose descends on Alaska

John Cobb
Stop

Moose and Elk

Love the jokes and the Monty Python references.

However, Moose and Elk are different animals. Elk look more like stags, while moose antlers are more palmate in shape.

Moose: http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=moose&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2

Elk (known also as Wapiti): http://images.google.com/images?gbv=2&hl=en&safe=off&q=elk&btnG=Search+Images

Music industry sues Baidu

John Cobb
Coat

Am I the only one

Who always misreads Phonographic wrong the on first read?

'Crash tested' e-voting machines spread doubt on Super Tuesday

John Cobb
Paris Hilton

Undervotes

I love the candidates that demand a recount based on "undervotes".

Since None of the Above isn't on the ballot, we just didn't pick any of the candidates.

Paris, since it looks like she is crying Hillary, I mean crocodile, tears.

US navy electro-cannon test successful

John Cobb
Dead Vulture

Click Click

Wonder how hardened they are against EMP.

Just imagine if they aren't, and no conventional guns are aboard.

Floating target?

PS3 capacity boost claims are claptrap, says Sony UK

John Cobb
Linux

Bigger HD for other operating systems

People are installing bigger hard drives, and then putting another operating system on them. Just search for PS3 and Ubuntu for some step by step instructions. And yes, you can still play PS3 games on the machine.