* Posts by LPF

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Don’t Look Now hailed top Brit movie

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@TheItCat

No offense to you and your good lady, but you are wrong FACT

There is so much win in the Italian job, that not only could the remake not come close to it, but it is a film

that even 40+ years after it was made is still superb! A number of iconic scences sweet jesus , how about iconic from start to finish , including the soundtrack!

Britain takes delivery of first Nissan e-cars

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About those coal mines

I think you will find it is Labour who shut down more coal mines than the conservatives FACT!

IBM (nearly) hits $100bn in 2010 sales

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Say what you want about IBM

But unlike other companies in the tech industry they do a hell of a lot of BlueSky RD, which is of benefit to the whole industry so I dont mind when they get patents, its usually for somthing worthwhile.

Steve Jobs takes 'medical leave of absence' from Apple

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Get well soon

Seriously guys, its probally a recurrance of his cancer, I mean for gods sake, hate his products if you will, but at least try to remind yourselves, your members of the human race once in a while!

NoTW editor suspended as phone-hacking stink persists

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Just to bring to everyones attension

Notice how the rest of the papers arent reporting this all that much ? becuase they have all done it and

they are trying to avoid any light being shed on them !

MOSSAD SPY VULTURE seized in Saudi Arabia

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For the love of god!

They dagged a damn bird to discover its migration pattern, and a bunch of country bumpkins decided it was being used for spying!

This is why anyone with an IQ above 10 laughs at the middle east or failing that the scousers, who deposited flowers where a dead chicken was found thinking it was a baby :S

Beastly Android will batter Apple's iOS beauty

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Hmmmm

So someone with a vested interest in selling tools for android development says that we should invest in developing for android?

Developers will go where they can make money and that is the single biggest determining factor.

Windows has the biggest operating system share yet people still make a ton of money developing for Apple!

School caretaker harassed after Islamists hack EDL

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Just to even things out a bit...

The onyl time that EDL marches have decended into violence is when the Unite Against Fascim(sp) have turned up, to oppose them. When they dont turn up , no trouble.

Trust and risk in the cloud

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The are major problems with cloud!

But the Biggest one is DATA all it needs is for you NET connection to go down or for you to get into a dispute with your provider and you are cut off from business critical data , that is plain insanity.

The cloud is OK for when you need additional resouces to add to your own service , such as more webservers to provide addtional bandwidth , if you are an online retailer , during the holiday shopping period, but you NEVER EVER allow your critial data to be controlled by someone else!

Xbox 360 outsells PS3 2:1

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Oh Christ ....

let the flame wars begin!

WikiLeaked US cables link China to Google hack

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@JaitcH et al

I suppose you wont mind if someday someone posts your entire email history on the internet with all you private conversations then ?

I still trying to work out what curruption this is exposing? By supporting just the egenral release of all US information, thne you will have no problem if the US starts intercepting all your comunications and posting it all for the world to see.

Whats sauce for the goose and all that ;)

Falklands hero Marine: Save the Harrier, scrap the Tornado

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@Tim Jenkins and @Grease Monkey

Yes if you lose 6 planes out on 60 in one single mission , then yes you fufill the terms of decimated, if however you lose 6 planes out of 60 out of 200+ missions NOT THE SAME THING!!

Otherwise CRETINS the RAF would have been Decimated in the battle of Britian!

IMPORTANT FACT!: 10% IN ONE ACTION!! THATS DECIMATION

See now you tried to act smart and just proved yourselves to be CRETINS! :s

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Jesus wept....

Why don't they just reduce both fleets a little and colisadate the maintance knowledge in one place. ffs both planes have been in operation for decades.

As for the Tornado fleet being decimated. well if you call six aircraft lost to various reasons being decimated, then you are a cretin. They were attacking airfields , very heavly defended targets, which no other airscraft apart from the F-117's could attempt it was not until later in the war that everyone realised the iraqis had no medium level SAM defence. Just becuase it was like that once does mean it will always be. Or do you think that you could waltz into saw Russian airspace at medium level and live!

The biggest problem for the british defence budget is allowing BAE and THALES etc ot massively overcharge and rip this country off!

$8.9m poker prize up for grabs - humans only please

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Poker is about bluff!

Yes you can count the cards , but when all is said and done, poker is about, seeing who has the biggest swinging pair between their legs! When all is said and done , a computer cant look into a persons eyes and tell if they really have a flush or not, and long may it continue :D

ViewSonic tablet defies death by Steve Jobs

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I'm confused..

I thought tablets were a fad and that apple would be left on its ass, while the rest of the industry laughed ?

Also who the hell here has done a video call using 3G? seriously who??

No wonder CompSci grads are unemployed

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Simple reason

I blame GCSE computers studies. When I started learning it for O-level,they taught you about computer chips and the various parts and what they did, then they changes it for GCSE which meant , basically word processing and teaching to the lowest common denominator.

Computers studies in the west is now aimed at the mouth breathers rather than anyone with a modicum of intelligence, seriously going to hell in a hand cart!

Apple unloads patent suits on Motorola Androids

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@Dazed and Confused

Only in the US! those patents dont apply in the rest of the world!

MoD braced for painful weight-loss surgery next week

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@Lewis et al

Its amazing how so many people seem to know that we will never need tanks , or a deep strike bomber ever again. Hmmm China and Japan Arguing over Islands, Korea, Middle east, and of course the falklands, not to mention the upcoming energy wars.

And even though we had armoured brigades in use in the last decade, well obviously that will be the last time, genuis!

YOU KNOW NOTHING!, those who build for only one threat will be rammed up the backside by another they did not expect, DID WE LEARN NOTHING FROM THE FALKLANDS!!

Margaret Thatcher celebrates 85 years

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Just a couple fo facts for the cretins posting..

It was Labour who closed more mines than the conservatives FACT!

Not a single union law passed by the conservatives has been resinded, and not one of the major parties has proposed that they do so FACT.

Thatcher voted against the withdrawal of the milk , and it was labour who first withdrew it from secondary schools .. FACT

Google any of them if you want to, but hey lets not let facts get in the way of hating the woman who did more to turn this country around fromt he shambles that labour had turned it into in the 70's than anyone else.

Google "Sick man of Europe!"

by the way anyone who was not even alive when she was in power , has no right to post about whether she was good or not, us who actually lived through the 70's and 80's know better. The only people who hate her are the lazy northerners who were forced to actually work for their living, oh and if you have or members of yoru family have not worked since, its not her, its because your useless wastes of DNA

Apple pays off pension fund

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I've got an idea

Jobs can annouce he's retiring now, and we will see how big a hit that pension fund takes! They should be glad that he came back and is providing for their retirment the ungrateful scum!

Navy Carriers: We want two or no votes for you, Tories

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Nice Comment , but just one glaring problem ...

The reason why we have 23 escorts currently ,

!) BAE and the need to keep scottish shipbuilders in booze , means that we have paid over the odds for the ships we have otherwise the force would be a lot bigger.

2) AND THE MOST IMPORTANT! No one reduces there fleet to 12 COMBAT SHIPS unless they are a comeplete and utter retard.

All it takes is a lucky strike and your achive ethe equiverlent of hitting 3 ships! More ships mean that you can absorb losses, as we found out in the Falklands.

Carriers are not invurable. I can't understand why we dont just build 3 40,000 convetional carriers in say the mid way class of size, that can take 4 squadrons of fighters. Why exactly are we trying to build the absolute best, we just need a ship good enough to transport those planes to the correct area.

Jesus the old Ark Royal of the 70's could have been rebuilt with updated equipment and would probably cheaper and better.

This is what happens when you allow accountants and lawyers and people who have never sereved to be involved in the desicion making

£1bn+ Royal Navy destroyer finally fires 'disgraceful' weapon

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I sewee the Euro Lovers are out in force

How many Major projects must be overrun and money stolen from the British TaxPayer before we do something, why is it we always pay more for lass ? A destroyer , should minimum have anti air and surface to surface capabiitty, how the hell can we build a ship so big and yet not be able to launch surface to surface misslies , Compared to the Arleigh Burke, they are a joke and cost more!

By the way how comes the cost of the carriers doubled in what a year? Ithought they were going to cost 2.5 billion ?

Internet tethering spotted in iPad iOS beta

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No Offence

But anyone wanting to use their mobile for ineternet tethering must be nuts. I dont know about the states but here in blight , on the Oragne 3 network, its barely usable on my HD2, and the data rates are nothing to shut about, plus only 500MB linmt a month, You need it that bad get a dongle!

BlackBerry tablet boots from 'floppy disk OS'

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@Matthew Saroff

The american equiv is rosie o'donnell

Yahoo! 'owns several patents' on Google Instant

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So what if they own it ?

Google can just turn it off in an instant no problem!

Koran-burning 'pastor' loses website

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He can do what he likes!

Who cares seriously?

What you afraid if he does it your all goign to die from car bombs, crying out loud, how about you all go grow a pair, Osama is laughing it that amount of yellow being shown!

UK jobs growth grinds to a halt

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It wasn't the comdems that got us into this

That was due to the champange socialist you voted in!

119 iPad apps for admins, coders, and geeks

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WTF?

But the IPAD was supposed to be an IFAD

So why are so many companies producing tablets and software?? whats going on ????

I thought no one would buy this thing becuase it sounded like a sanitary product??

Wikileaks founder blasts reopening of rape probe

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@Nathan Meyer

How about you do some research into what the Japanese did in WW2 ,google "rape of Nanking" "Comfort Women" two name but too.

The where pictured as sub human scum, becuase thats was the conduct of the Japanese army in WW2 you fuckwit!

Why dont you ask the koreans and the chinese and the philipines what they think of the WW2 japanese conduct!

Phone bugging scandal reignited as NotW suspends reporter

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For the love of god!

The reason that the rest of fleet street ios keeping weel away from this tory is that the NOTW is not the only paper to have done this.

DO you think that this PI only worked for them ??

How do you think the Mirror , Star, People and the broadsheets got their scoops??

You guys cannot be that naive surely??

Samsung specs up 7in Android tablet

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OK couple of questions..

1) Hands up who has ever and I mean EVER made a video call?? do you know of anyone who has ?? why even bother with front facing camers, no one wants to send pics fo the contents of their nostrils to someone they are talking to.

2) why keep stum on the pricing? whats the point, you waiting to see if you can undercut apples anticipated 7" tab ?

anyway I though the iPad was a fad and would disappear soon, why is everyone bringing one out then ?

Gang get prison, face deportation for mobe thefts

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@Bassey

Spot the whiney liberal idiot... ffs .. we have enough of our own home grown scum withotu importing more! but god forbid anyone getting angry!

Firefox, uTorrent, and PowerPoint hit by Windows DLL bug

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hmmmmmm

So basically to explit this you would have to have access to the computer already?

119 iPad apps for admins, coders, and geeks

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@dave 93 regrading flash

At the moment a badly coded flash app can bring my 4 core 4GB desktop to its knees

, thats my fault for loving farm town. God knows what it will do to an iPad!

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Hold on a second

I thought that the iPad was a huge failure and no one would buy an unserspecced piece of rubbish ??? I'm confused!

Nvidia licenses Rambus memory tech

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Rambus patents

Are only valid in the US, everywhere else in the world tld them to go take a running jump! So the only people who will bve paying higher prices are the yanks , shame, but thats what happens when you allow a patent office to by staffed by morons, Currupt judges to exist in east texas , and shysters in RAMBUS to shraff a standards comittee and get away with it!

Upgraded iPads, iPhone, and Apple TV reported

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@Obviously!

Making billions from this , even with the maxi pad jokes. Laughing all the way to the bank.

By the way , how comes a man knows so much about womens santitary products ???? dude :(

Adobe confirms remote code-execution flaw in Reader (again)

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@JaitcH

What does this have to do with apple is it their software?

and maybe its a good thing flash is not running on iPhones maybe jobs has the right fecking idea!

Boffins authenticate Apple 'Antennagate'

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@Bob Kentridge

Its a better phone with better specs, just avoid putting your finger on the black strip or it might

drop a call in a low signal area.

Buy it and enjoy the look of frustrated envy on the look of android owners as they wish they earned enough own one the plebs mwhahahaha

.NET for Android prepares to get probed

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C# v Java

Have used both in my work and C# is jave without the stupid bits. However microsoft are not starting to polute the lanuage with rubbish, LINQ which is a solution looking for a problem and now allowing people to break type checking :S

Cutbacks strip speed cameras from Blighty's roads

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@is it me?

I agree put up loads of the things, an not tell anyone which oen is active. If they are money spinners that means there are loads of retards breaking the limit. If you cant pay the fine dont do the crime biatch!

Steve Jobs death-grips iPhone 4 reality

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Well its quite simple

If you dont like it they are offering a full refund, cant say fairer than that!

Apple spews Judas Phone signal bar 'fix' to world+dog

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OK quick question

In which country are these dropped class happening? is it all over the world or only in that glorious paradise for mobiles phones known as the USA?

BCS rebels apologise ahead of crunch meeting

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Well of course they apologised

becuase to not have, they would have had to spend hundreds of thousands to defend a defamation case, whther it waqs right or wrong!

Burger van busted offering free takeaway porn

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Paris Hilton

@lansalot

"As my civic duty, I feel I must offer to lend a hand...

Don't require payment - not that tight-fisted."

well if you are too tight , it would chaff lol

Sadville founder lays off 30% of staff

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Been reading El Reg for years

and I never new about the Sadville acroymn , had to google it!

if thats the best they could come up with :S

Is your office World Cup sweepstake legal?

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@ac

"Lying not laying - unless you think they produce eggs.

Jesus the standard or grammar these days.."

"of" not "or" the irony!! :P

Oz filmmaker to flog virgins for TV doco

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@AC

For them men, they may be on one hand shaming themselves by saying they are vrigins , or on the other they may be geniuses for getting some woman to pay to have sex with them lol

Paris because she's knows a true virign when she's dealing with one.

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@Thomas 18

Depends on what the boys ar ewilling to do and with who, I dont see anywhere were it states it

has to be a member of the opposite sex!

Voting chaos in not-fit-for-purpose electoral system

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Oh this again....

Considering the fact that you comment on the IT industry, how you can bring up the failed, "Why don't we vote over the Internet?" argument is astonishing!

The reason we don't is because quite simple, knowing that the government of a country could be decided by electronic votes, would present a huge target for both a corporation or more likely a foreign government to find a way to defeat its security and affect the results.

Any current encryption system can be defeated if sufficient resources are thrown at it. The Banks lose millions every year, but hush it up rather than publish what happened, to protect confidence in their institutions, and their encryption is pretty much the best going commercially.

India has a billions people and manages to hold elections using paper, it has nothing to do with using the NET or not, they simple failed to anticipate how many people wanted to vote and instead of being sensible and allowing the stations to stay open, they cut people off.

Jobsworths are the bain of us all.

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