* Posts by Fibbles

1421 publicly visible posts • joined 28 Jan 2008

Sony's PlayStation 4 pwns Xbox in the United States

Fibbles

Re: Popcorn

"So... downloading an archive from a CDN somewhere is the same as activating it via Steamshite? No. No it is not the same. Did you not even read what I said about GoG?"

Yes it is.

You activate game on GoG by paying for it with a credit card and then download it. You activate game on Steam by paying for it with a credit card and then download it. You can back up your games to disc with both services and you can reinstall your games offline from those backups with both services (though it needs to be on the same account with Steam).

"A quote from the back of the box on nearly every fucking game in the shop these days. I'm not confusing anything. Valve are rapidly becoming the Microsoft of PC games."

This is such a stupid argument. You're getting mad at an online distribution company for requiring you to go online to verify your purchase. Instead you should be getting mad at games developers for requiring you to use an online distribution service to verify the purchase of a physical disc. As I said earlier though, you're not going to get far with that since it's a lot more cost effective for developers to only use one kind of DRM (especially one maintained by a third party and offered to them as free to use).

"How about "no DRM"? Even less expensive."

How about, this is the real world and if you're going to get mad about games developers trying to protect their shit, then you're going to be perpetually mad. When it comes down to it you're complaining about one of the most permissive forms of DRM available. This isn't some EA style crap that requires you to maintain a constant internet connection to play and which refuses to store your game saves locally, it's connect once on initial install and you're done. It's also far better then the bad old days when every company had their own protection system that'd install as a constantly running, resource hungry, background process. You could literally end up with a dozen of these things going at the same time. Or when companies put so much protection on their discs you couldn't even backup your purchases.

"So, the AAA videogames industry really can die. I'll dance a little jig on its grave."

They're bigger than the film and music industries combined. I wouldn't hold your breath.

Fibbles

Re: Popcorn

You're the one confusing the issue. You don't need to be online to play anything on Steam (apart from the online multiplayer parts obviously). You need to be online to activate a game but that happens as you download it so the two are equivalent.

Installing some games from disc does require going online to activate with Steam and you do have a valid complaint there. That's hardly Valve's fault though. There's no reason the developers couldn't provide a non-Steam install option on the disc as well. The only reason they don't is because you're in a minority and they don't want the expense of developing a version of the game with different DRM just for you. Valve isn't stopping them, they just don't want to spend the money.

It's worth mentioning that a lot of games on Steam don't actually have any DRM enabled. Steam just acts as a downloader and launcher. You could copy the game files out of the Steam folder if you were so inclined, even put them on a different computer and the game would still run. I also have quite a few games bought on Steam that can be alternatively downloaded direct from the developer's website. I can burn them to disc and install them any time, internet connection or no.

Fibbles

Re: Popcorn

The only time Steam requires you to be online is when you download the game, then you can play in Offline Mode indefinitely. I'm not sure what more you're expecting from a digital download service.

Imprisoned Norwegian mass murderer says PlayStation 2 is 'KILLING HIM'

Fibbles

Re: Want more?

Surely the repetitive song from the multi-cultural Disneyland ride It's a Small World would be more effective?

The English portion:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jiaU0xbOKs

Though it actually loops in about a dozen different languages, sometimes played simultaneously. This video gives a better impression of its true horror:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bNWkXvNDTE#t=3m50s

China shutters Windows ‘rival’ Red Flag Linux

Fibbles

It's odd the things that stick with you.

Teenage me seems to have typed that key so many times I now know it off by heart.

Flappy Bird becomes massively multiplayer PHOENIX

Fibbles
Joke

A Flappy Bird mmo? And here was me thinking that nothing would top the Goat Simulator.

2014 really is destined to be a golden year for gaming.

Bad luck, n00bs: Mozilla to splurge ADS inside empty Firefox tiles

Fibbles

Re: @Fibbles - WTF is "tiles"?

That folder displays most visited pages by view count which is not the same thing as a most visited website. For example, an internet forum might be one of my most visited websites but the one page that shows up in the 'most visited' bookmarks folder is the 'post successful' page. That's not particularly helpful.

Then there's the actual ease of use:

Bookmarks > Most visited > Website

New Tab > Website

I'm not expecting you to have some sort of epiphany about the tiles on the new tab page. Everyone has a preferred workflow and there's nothing wrong with that. A little less condescension would be nice though.

Fibbles

Re: @Fibbles - WTF is "tiles"?

"Perhaps you should re-organise your bookmarks a bit more coherently, then?"

They're organised coherently into categories so that I can always find something no matter how obscure. However, this means that some of my most visited sites are buried 3 levels deep in the bookmarks menu. It's easier to have them as tiles on the new tab page so that they're one click away. Much the same as my programs menu is well organised but my most used applications get a shortcut on the desktop.

Fibbles

Re: WTF is "tiles"?

I use those tiles every day, they're quicker than delving into my labyrinthine bookmarks menu for my most visited sites.

I'm not overly keen on ads built into the browser. However, since they'll only appear briefly to first time users I'm not going to complain. I use FireFox every day and Mozilla have never asked me for a penny.

Bangable poster firm Novalia makes printed 'leccy keyboard

Fibbles

Presumably you can create your own at home using a piece of paper and a graphite pencil?

Judge: Google owes patent troll a 1.36% cut of AdWords' BEELLIONS

Fibbles

Re: Obligatory adblock comment.

"I don't think even Adblock can save you from having an ad play before you see the video you want."

Guess again.

First time I saw a video ad play on Youtube was about a year after they'd introduced introduced them whilst trying to watch something on a friend's computer. Spent a good twenty minutes trying to figure out if she'd installed some dodgy search toolbar or other crapware that was causing it since "Youtube doesn't have adverts".

Fibbles

Obligatory adblock comment.

There are ads on Youtube?

Google stabs Wikipedia in the front

Fibbles

Re: Is it a real problem for Wikipedia?

Really? I had imagined that most people use Wikipedia as I do; good enough for a brief overview but not to be trusted on the finer details.

No sign of Half-Life 3 but how about FOURTEEN Steam Machine makers?

Fibbles

Re: SteamOS means Win7 is my last Windows ever

I don't want to dampen your enthusiasm, but a few points:

- Only the games in your library that have a Linux port will work on SteamOS.

- Whilst the underlying Debian system of SteamOS can be accessed you'd probably be better off installing a *buntu and the traditional Steam client if you want to use the computer as a general purpose PC as well as a gaming rig.

- The nVidia proprietary driver is by far the best graphics driver available for Linux. It offers performance parity with that of their Windows driver. It is AMD who really need to pull their finger out. I'm guessing the 'weak history' you refer to is in regard to the open source drivers which nVidia only offers limited contributions to. You'd be right, AMD is a lot better at this which is why the open source AMD driver is probably as good as if not better than the proprietary. Sadly however, both are a fair way off their Windows counterpart in terms of performance.

Fibbles

Re: Don't see this taking off in a big way

You're approaching the concept from the wrong angle I think.

IMO the Steam Boxen are not really intended to be viewed as traditional consoles because, as you say, they lack the benefits of a standardised hardware specification. They should instead be viewed as a more convenient way to get into PC gaming, something that can be hooked up to the TV in the lounge rather than nestled away in the office. I have a fair few friends who have over the years expressed an interest in PC gaming but have generally been put off by the the need to source all their own parts to build a decent rig. A few have unfortunately made the mistake of wandering to PC World and asking for a 'gaming PC' only to end up with something that struggles to run games on even the lowest settings.

I also have to pull you up for perpetuating the 'constant upgrade' myth. A mid range gaming PC (something built for around £400-500) should be fine for playing the latest games on decent settings for at least 3 years, probably longer.

I have a mid-range Geforce GTX 560 in my gaming rig. It's about 2 and a half years old and still handles everything I throw it.

Fibbles
Facepalm

Re: HL3 is all fine and dandy

They called it "Episode 1" because it was the first of the episodic releases.

Spock-style gadget can SMELL my PEE! Weird gizmos of CES 2014

Fibbles

I blame the marketing department of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation.

Bunch of mindless jerks...

Fibbles

Re: Glasses free 3D

"One assumes that glasses-free 3D television would require the the viewer to sit in a specific spot. If the mechanism is tunable, it could potentially track the users head using a Kinect-like device."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd3-eiid-Uw

Done using a Nintendo Wii in 2007.

Drug dealer demands jail to escape 'unbearable' missus after NYE row

Fibbles

Re: Blame?

I'm not going to pretend that the misses and I don't argue, it's just part of being in a relationship and as someone else said it can be (occasionally) productive. However, if you're sick of being nagged to pick up your shit and wash your dishes there's and easy solution: pick up your shit and wash your dishes.

Joke no more: Comedy virty currency Dogecoin gets real in big Xmas heist

Fibbles

Re: Hmm...

It was a pound of silver, surely?

Pound sterling and all that...

Used all your mobile data? Why not buy your mate's excess bits?

Fibbles

Providing your mobile network gives you decent data coverage I find I get more peace of mind from using 3G/4G than I do from public WiFi hotspots (the devil you know and all that). The free WiFi you just connected to could be doing man in the middle attacks oe anything.

Asteroid-hunting beauty AWAKENS, takes cheeky snaps of neighbours

Fibbles

Re: red dots

No, those are incoming Mark VI photon torpedoes. Apparently someone out there doesn't appreciate being spied on.

World+dog: Network level filters block LEGIT sex ed sites. Ofcom: Meh

Fibbles

"If 80% of people have made the active decision to switch OFF the filter, it is extremely unlikely that Cameron (or whoever) would want to upset that many voters by trying to force people to accept it.

If it was 50:50, then there would be more chance of legislation ("to force the few remaining"). And the worse the ratio, the greater the chance."

The thing about modern politicians is that they usually don't base their decisions on numbers but on who shouts the loudest. It's difficult to get people to speak out about network level filtering if they think they're going to get themselves branded as a pervert. This unfortunately means that, regardless of the actual numbers supporting filtering, the 'something must be done' brigade are going to seem very loud indeed.

With our main political parties being very homogeneous they'll likely all respond in the same way to this noise; legislation mandating compulsory network level filtering for everyone. At that point it won't matter who you vote for, the outcome will be the same.

Fibbles

AFAIK you aren't opted in by default. You're presented with a choice where the default selected option is to opt in to filtering. That's not technically the same thing since you're actively given a choice. I'll admit I don't know if that's still against EU rules though.

Macbook webcams CAN spy on you - and you simply CAN'T TELL

Fibbles

Re: So?

To be honest, if someone has pwned your system enough to be able to reprogram your webcam's firmware then the fact that they can see you gurning at the monitor is probably the least of your worries.

Sega’s Out Run: Even better than the wheel thing

Fibbles

Re: Such memories.....

I swear I remember playing Afterburner in one of those r360 cabinets sometime in the mid 90s. They looked like giant wheels and would rotate a fair bit from what I remember.

A real pilot would have g-force pinning them to their seat. I just remember it being very difficult to aim at anything when you banked the plane and suddenly the cabinet shifted and you were pinned up against its interior wall... Still, it consumed quite a lot of my money.

Tube be or not tube be: Apple’s CYLINDRICAL Mac Pro is out tomorrow

Fibbles

I've no doubt it'll run Crysis at a fair clip but workstation cards aren't really tuned for gaming. You could probably get similar performance for half the price by buying consumer graphic cards.

Fibbles

Re: Rollaway

"It makes it clear that it is to be used only in the upright position."

Tenner says some numpty tries to use it upside down. Cue sob stories in the papers 'my new Mac Pro spontaneously combusted' etc.

$1,000 BOUNTY offered for FINGERPRINTS of a GLOBAL SPY CHIEF

Fibbles

Since they've got nothing to compare the submitted fingerprint to...

Anyone want to be my 'credible witness'? I'll go 50/50 on the bounty.

Go on, buy Bitcoin. But DON'T say we didn't WARN YOU

Fibbles

Re: Makes your choices and takes your chances

"Where does this article say that the police would not regard bitcoins as a "real" asset?"

That's poor phrasing on my part, sorry. What I meant was that the police and prosecutors don't think they have to follow the usual laws surrounding asset seizures. This is because bitcoins are neither a tangible asset nor are they a currency - not even an electronic representation of a real-world currency. Bitcoins are (as I understand at least) just hashs and AFAIK it is not possible to 'own' a hash.

A few months back the Dutch authorities seized a bitcoin exchange that was allegedly run by people engaged in money laundering. Plenty of innocent people had bitcoins stored on the exchange. The Dutch just liquidated them all into real currency which they kept. There's no chance of anyone getting their bitcoins back since they didn't 'own' them in the first place.

Fibbles

So, the police can seize bitcoins (leaving their owner without any means of redress,) because they don't regard bitcoins as a 'real' asset, yet the taxman will still tax you on these virtual assets...

Surely the state can't have it both ways?

No anon pr0n for you: BT's network-level 'smut' filters will catch proxy servers too

Fibbles

"I know I'm going to get downvoted for this, but I really don't accept that there is any evidence for the idea that this is some massive government conspiracy to control what you see on the internet. Web filtering is already the default on mobile phones."

The justification for default filtering on mobile phones is that a child can quite easily take their pocket money to some high-street store to buy an unlocked mobile phone and a pay-as-you-go simcard. No credit check, billing address or proof of age is required. A child can use this to access the internet without their parents being any the wiser. This is why the porn filter is switched on by default and you need to verify your age by use of a credit card to switch it off.

A child can't covertly sign up for a fixed internet connection. Even if the parents were somehow oblivious to the engineer drilling a whole in an exterior wall to run coaxial through it and for some reason didn't question the new box in the corner of the room with all the blinking lights, they certainly wouldn't miss the monthly charge showing up on their credit card.

I'm sick of seeing politicians and lobbyists conflate these two situations. Please don't make me read the same drivel on what is supposed to be a tech site

Apple iWatch due in October 2014, to wirelessly charge from one metre away – report

Fibbles

Re: iWatch ? I cannot believe

"But what if all I want to know it the time? I have to go fishing for 00's tech to look for the time. How Dickensian. Next you will be extolling the virtues of the spy glass."

Wear a £4.99 Casio if you simply must save the second or two that pulling your phone out takes. Like it or not, most people just don't bother carrying around a second device for that small saving of time.

I'm still at a loss as to how being slightly more convenient for telling the time is going to make smartwatches the next big thing.

Fibbles

Re: iWatch ? I cannot believe

I'm seeing the same old arguments for smartwatches. Wrist watches succeeded pocketwatches! As if we all still need regular updates about the time whilst carrying a rifle...

A device strapped to the wrist might be slightly more convenient for telling the time but a smartphone is still more convenient for everything else that you'd expect a smartwatch to do.

Most people are willing to accept the slight inconvenience of pulling a smartphone out of their pocket to read the time because of all of the other conveniences it provides. A few people will wear a dumb-watch because they're of a generation that grew up wearing them or they're in a job that doesn't allow for phones (such as the military,) but most just won't bother.

Very few people of my generation wear wristwatches. Adding a bunch of features that are duplicates of those provided by their smartphone and are executed less well is not going to convince them to shell out several hundred quid for a smartwatch.

Your downvotes, much like your tears, are delicious.

Brilliant Brit bloke builds breakfast-belching BACON DRONE

Fibbles

Re: Terrorist

BREAKFAST BOMBER'S PLANS ARE TOAST.

Arrested after threatening to 'shoot the bacon'.

Enraged by lengthy Sky broadband outage? Blame BT Openreach cable thieves

Fibbles
Headmaster

Re: Suggested reply. @Fibbles

He's half German.

Arse actually comes from the Old English 'ærs'. This in turn probably comes from the Greek 'orros'.

Either way, neither ærs or arsch rhyme with glass.

Fibbles

Re: Suggested reply.

"It does if you speak the Queen's English"

English as used by a bunch of inbred Germans?

Hey Linux newbie: If you've never had a taste, try perfect Petra ... mmm, smells like Mint 16

Fibbles

Re: Also Mint 16 XFCE incoming.

I'm a Xubuntu user and I'm genuinely curious as to what the advantages of Mint XFCE are? It seems to require double the RAM of Xubuntu.

Fibbles

Re: Yes newbies - try Petra

Clement's explanation really isn't satisfactory. Holding back critical security updates because they might contain performance regressions is mind numbingly stupid. Sure, the option is there to enable all updates from Canonical but Mint is targeted at new and/or less informed users. These are the very people who don't want to go digging around in menus to fiddle with some arcane update option.

The default option should be to receive all security updates because for the majority of users the advantage of a fully patched home PC greatly outweighs the disadvantage of a possible slight performance regression. Some power users might be annoyed by it but they can always go fiddle with the settings in the updates menu.

I keep seeing the word 'unstable' bandied about in relation to Canonical provided security updates. Whilst the terminology is correct it acts more as FUD for the uninformed user (i.e. a lot of Mint's userbase). 'Unstable' in this context is in relation to something like Debian Stable. The patches are called unstable because they haven't been out in the wild for years, reviewed by tens of thousands of developers and tested on every hardware configuration under the sun. Canonical have made massive leaps in the quality of their patch testing over the years and AFAIK haven't released a truly system breaking update since Mint was first released back in 2006.

Microsoft: Don't listen to 4chan ... especially the bit about bricking Xbox Ones

Fibbles

Re: @AC 08:32

I'll admit I laughed. It's actually quite a light hearted joke by /b/ standards. Consider that they used to create infographics that would supposedly teach kids how to grow their own amazing looking crystals using nothing more than everyday cleaning products but would in reality just create a cloud of poisonous gas.

To fel with you! There's an NSA spook in my World of Warcraft

Fibbles

Re: a cunning plan

I love the idea that some spook somewhere has convinced their superiors that they need the Mists of Pandaria expansion to better spy on the Chinese.

Fibbles

Re: They wouldn't have picked up ....

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Three offers free US roaming, confirms stealth 4G rollout

Fibbles

Re: 5GB for £26/month

The One Plan is great.

£18 on a one month rolling contract. Unlimited data, tethering allowed.

Fibbles

Re: You can keep your 4G....

Hate to break it to you but on the One Plan from Three I get:

- Unlimited data (I used 35GB last month)

- 2000 any network minutes

- 5000 Three-to-Three minutes

- 5000 texts

- Tethering included

All for 18 quid on a monthly rolling contract (though you can have it for 15 quid per month if you sign up for a year).

OHM MY GOD! Move over graphene, here comes '100% PERFECT' stanene

Fibbles
Unhappy

Re: @Don Jefe @John Smith 19 @Don Jefe

Sorry Jefe, didn't realise you were joking. I feel kinda bad now...

The trouble with the Internet is that because there are so many frothing-at-the-mouth crazies spouting all kinds of ludicrousness, it has become very difficult for these jaded eyes to spot the difference between exaggerated tongue-in-cheek humour and genuinely 'serious' comments.

Fibbles

Calm down...

Marketing will simply apply a glitzy name if for some reason it's ever marketed to the public (see the pharmaceutical industry).

It sounds like something that is only ever really going to be the concern of scientists and engineers of one form or another. Engineers don't care what something is called; if it works, it works.

New exploding whale vid once again shows true porpoise of internet

Fibbles

Re: Umm...

Somebody add turkey hunting and an aversion to proper stuffing to the list.

Have we nominated an official chronicler?

VIOLENT video games make KIDS SMARTER – more violent the BETTER

Fibbles

Re: More intelligent psychopaths?

The title of the article is entirely misleading. The study does not suggest that 'VIOLENT video games make KIDS SMARTER – more violent the BETTER' (my emphasis).

What it says is that games involving teamwork and spatial awareness improved the teamwork and spatial awareness of those playing them. A very 'no shit Sherlock' result.

Whoever wrote the title for the article has managed to bizarrely twist this into 'violence is good' because games that require lots of teamwork and spatial awareness (such as first person shooters,) often portray some degree of violence.

I certainly don't subscribe to the Jack Thompson world-view of 'computer games will turn all our kids in murderous psychopaths' but I also don't believe that twisting the facts as this article's title does helps the pro-gaming cause at all.

Don't PANIC, but these SMARTWATCH-stuffed boxes are going NOWHERE

Fibbles

Re: Stop. Watch.

Called it.

http://forums.theregister.co.uk/forum/1/2012/04/13/pebble_kickstarter/#c_1378547

http://forums.theregister.co.uk/forum/1/2012/04/13/pebble_kickstarter/#c_1378700