* Posts by Elsnorff

10 posts • joined 25 Jan 2008

Nokia netbook to land on 22 October

Elsnorff

Damn it!

I always said i would never buy a mobile phone made by Apple for the same reasons that i wouldn't buy a laptop made by Nokia!

I'm sure they did this just to annoy ME!

German lad hit by 30,000 mph meteorite

Elsnorff

Bounced off his hand?

And then made a crater a foot wide? what the hell was his hand made out of?

Boffin seeks $300,000 to build eight-wheel 230mph EV

Elsnorff
Thumb Up

its so ugly.....

but for some reason, i really want one!?!

Paris Hilton - the compromised candidate

Elsnorff
Paris Hilton

Impressed

I used to think Paris was just eye candy, now i see she has the intellect to match!

Is she just the perfect woman or what!!!!

<--- Believes the "?" on the Hilton icon is unjust as she is clearly not stupid!

UK BOFHs face psychometric dissection

Elsnorff
Alert

@ Simon Ward

"most of what I do now is development"

DEVELOPER!!!! GERROF MY LAND!!!!!

Operation Sprogwatch: Keeping tabs on the kids

Elsnorff
Black Helicopters

Big Buddi......

....... Is watching you!

Consider yourself Moderatrixed

Elsnorff
Boffin

Its Friday

YARHHHH.

That is all.

Discoverer of LSD dead at 102

Elsnorff
Happy

We salute you!

And all those who sailed on the sea of tranquility you created

Enraged vegan spitroasts Reg hack

Elsnorff

WOW.....

A vegan with enough energy to write an email!

Man stumps record £375k for number plate

Elsnorff

Whats wrong with that?

If i had lots of money i would buy a gold plated Itanium processor! That license plate doesnt seem like such a waste of money now does it?

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