* Posts by Dave

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Googlite explains PageRank tweak

Dave

Listing other search pages

It would be good if they could also take out the other search pages - I don't need to go through two search engines to get to what I want, but some things that I put into Google just gives me a load of pages that are effectively other pages of search results from others, usually all trying to sell me the item when what I actually want is a specification or a review.

Gatwick reduced to anarchy by 'computer glitch'

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Re: sounds

If the computer system is using US DST dates then Gatwick is in for more fun when it mysteriously shifts another hour and all flights are an hour early.

Police tackle crime hotspots with scary warning poster

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Stop

How long will it last?

If they park a valuable trailer in a dodgy lay-by, how long before someone turns up and tows it away?

Appeals court rubber stamps FCC's DSL (de)regulation

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Coat

@Will Godfrey

Not so much food parcels as carrier pigeons. Think RFC1149.

Gov egghead: Companies should have daily PT

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Fine by me...

Given that two days a week I manage to bugger off to the local gym for an hour during normal working time, avoiding the rush at start and end of the day and at lunchtime. Although I guess the result of this is that I'd find that it was busy when I wanted to use it so OK, I've changed my mind, it's more nuLabour crap and shouldn't be allowed.

Oh, and an icon suggestion - how about a steaming turd.

Space shuttle Discovery launched

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Black Helicopters

re: They should scrap the shuttles...

How do you know they haven't built something from the alien technology. I couldn't possibly comment but would have full stealth technology so you'd never know about it, especially if they kept the shuttles around to distract people.

Now, what's that materialising outside the window?

ISP blows the whistle on router chip 'fault'

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Taking the lid off

As I've got a DG834 and it's been pretty good despite a poor S/N ratio (other routers have struggled), I'll have to take the lid off and see what chip it's got. I know the Draytek router I had didn't like the link at all, the DSL300T was mostly OK and the Speedtouch USB thingy behaved most of the time and I blame the USB side for its issues.

Finger-chopping jihadis derail MPs scanner system, claims MoS

Dave
Black Helicopters

PIN Security

You can get a marginal improvement in security if you provide two PINs - a normal one and a distress one. That way you can use/provide the distress one that allows access but sets off a warning somewhere so that help can be mobilised.

No-humping 20mph limit for London

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Go

Speeding Cyclists

I don't think they prosecute cyclists for speeding, the charge is "cycling furiously".

Restored Vulcan takes to the skies

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Black Helicopters

@Derek Hellam

If you look at the payload of a Vulcan and its operational cost and compare it to the modern equivalent involving numerous payload carriers plus refuelling support, etc, the Vulcan has a lot going for it. Plus it's a beautiful aircraft and deserves to be kept flying.

Teen accused of hacking emergency 911 system

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@SteveNZ

It isn't that simple in the UK (or wasn't when I was in a position to play with it). With good old BT DASS2 lines, you could send a CLI modifier as part of the call setup, but the exchange did a range check on it and if you were outside your approved range, would just substitute the default for your system. So you'd get the base part of the CLI supplied by BT and the last few digits supplied by the PABX if they were valid. There was no easy provision for sending a full number and claiming that as your CLI. Of course, modern ISDN signalling may have that hole in it, and there are valid reasons for wanting to be able to map 0845 and similar numbers onto outgoing calls, but that ought to still be validated by the exchange software.

TV giants lock horns with Microsoft and Google over white space wireless play

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Gates Horns

Packet Radio

I remember playing with packet radio on the amateur radio bands and I can see a lot of the issues discovered there that will come and ruin this new technology. So not only will it wreck US TV broadcasting, but it'll be slow and inefficient and generally useless itself. Worse, the technology will leak to countries that don't want it, and the rest of us will suffer as well.

If Microsoft say they comply 100%, just remember that it is a demo version...

Teeny tiny ozone hole for 2007

Dave

Ozone Quantity?

So how much ozone is there in a hole a mile deep and three miles diameter?

Boy beats Reaper at 20,000 feet

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@Kenny Swan

Normal procedure is to apply the brakes briefly before retracting the gear, because you don't really want it spinning anyway, so it'll only be going slowly if at all as it comes into the wheel well. Certainly on the Dornier 228/328 where you easily watch a wheel if you're in the correct seat, there's a noticeable bang as it comes to a stop before being retracted.

Mr WebTV skewers US patent bill

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Patent Costs

Surely the answer to the cost issue is as found elsewhere in the world - you pay a nominal fee to file the patent, which establishes your date, and when it is granted a year or two later, you pay the full fee but you have protection back to the filing date. That gives the company a fair amount of time to whittle their 25 ideas down to five. If they're still working on 25 at that point, it'll be costing them far more than the patent costs to keep them all being researched.

MasterCard customers hit by system failure

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Wrong Card

A shame my wife didn't one of the affected cards, would have saved me a fortune...

Oxygen pollution began earlier than we ever thought

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@David Ralston

Carbon dating is only a theory that is backed up by observations. Core samples taken from rocks match the theory and, as is common with science, the theory is accepted as fact until or unless something comes along to cast doubt upon it. Newton's Laws of Motion are pretty accurate at slow speeds, but break down when you go fast enough, hence the revision by Einstein.

After the nuclear tests last century the system breaks down due to the increase in radiocarbon from manmade causes.

Dave

Religious Recycling

The obvious way to reconcile the dinosaurs and the creationists is to assume that whoever built the planet in 4000BC recycled stuff from previous planets, hence finding all the dinosaur remains and core samples that suggest it's a lot older.

Green creationism!

So, what's the first rule of Reg Club?

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What's That?

Probably well down the rule list, but:

Thou shalt not mention OS/2 without quietly sniggering.

What's 77.1 x 850? Don't ask Excel 2007

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Excel 2007 Rows

So how many rows can you get in Excel 2007? Would it be 100,000 by any chance?

Supremes to rule on PC makers' patent spat

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@why in the US

It should be obvious - if they win they can extract more money in the US. Anywhere else would award sensible damages.

French court says non to pre-loaded Windows on Acer laptop

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@Daniel van Niekerk

You might actually manage to achieve that from a car manufacturer as a special order. You'll get charged for a customised version but unlike your average PC vendor, the car dealer would probably do his best to provide you with what you want, and would probably even offer to fit your choice of wheels before delivery.

The car would cost more because it's a significant extra to customise from standard, whereas an OS-less machine ought to be cheaper because you're omitting a step from the process by fitting a blank disk instead of one with software pre-installed. The minimal admin charge for handling the paperwork should be negligible compared to the cost of the software.

PC superstore refuses to take sack in hand

Dave

Even the website does it...

I was looking for a new monitor recently. I looked at the PC World site just to see if they had any of my possible options in stock, given that even if a local shop is more expensive on the base price, adding in carriage can swing the balance close enough that the 'now' factor wins. The monitor section of the website is pretty useless and misses a lot of relevant specs (such as is it DVI or DSUB15 only) and when I did a stock check on the one that interested me, the local store had them available, with a similar model out of stock but available at a store 30 miles away. So went for a walk around my local one, only to find that they'd got loads of the one that was supposedly out of stock and none of the one that was supposedly in stock.

So I left empty-handed, although I did detour via the cable display to have a good laugh at the cost of a 20metre CAT5 cable.

Left-handeders finally unlock the closet, researchers find

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Definitely Discouraged

My grandmother used to take toys out of my left hand and put them in my right. Fortunately my mother stopped her. At school the lefties were singled out by the left-handed teacher and taught to write. Every school I went to did this, so I ended up with completely illegible handwriting, a combination of all the taught styles. So the next one to try it got a firm refusal - one of the more valuable lessons I learned at 13 is that you can say NO if you've got all your arguments organised.

Firefox-Google marriage on shaky ground?

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Obnoxious Ads

The Reg is not exactly innocent when it comes to in-your-face ads - I find the site far more readable without things moving and flickering on the page, it's just a cleaner presentation with that sort of advert blocked. The blocker I use does appear to take out Google ads as well, it does mean I miss the gems such as nuclear power stations for sale on eBay, but I can live without them to avoid the rest. There are definitely sites out there that are unreadable due to the amount of distracting ads - either I block the ads or I don't go there again - either way there's no revenue for anyone.

Ad agency pays Paddington to ditch marmalade for Marmite

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@Efros

Nice to see someone else also trying to feed Marmite to Americans, we used to travel with several small jars of it when touring the US. I even saw some for sale over there once, I was most surprised.

Oyster card evolves into OnePulse

Dave

"with a PIN number"?

Shouldn't that be a personal PIN number for completeness and maximum redundancy?

Britannia triumphs over Johnny Metric

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Machines Don't Care

You only have to look at some items such as frozen peas, formerly available in a bag prominently labelled 4lb, then they added 1.81kg below it, then swapped the font sizes so that the 1.81kg is bigger than the 4lb. Still the same bag size though. Plenty of items still have both Imperial and metric measures on them, those of us who grew up with both just use whichever is most convenient at the time.

Mobiles can upset hospital equipment, after all

Dave

Small Signals

Some kit is hard to screen because it is trying to measure really small signals on the end of long wires and the filtering required would degrade the wanted signals. However this sort of kit isn't usually found in general wards, more typically in A&E and intensive care and a ban on mobile use in those areas is not unreasonable. The ventilator example sounds a bit like poor design or other post-manufacturing fault, because I don't think it would pass EMC testing in that condition.

I'm sure we've all heard the characteristic noise of a GSM phone too close to audio equipment - it's the same effect and moving the two apart, often by a very small amount, can fix it. (If 0.55V of pickup doesn't rectify in a diode but 0.6V does and causes an audible signal, it doesn't take much change to go from nothing to quite bad.

Scotland launches electronics design centre

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@MGJ

Who cares about facts where there's a chance for an easy pop at the Government. after all, they've never let facts get in the way of a good war...

Orange strong-arming ex-customers for imagined debts

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Sign of Things to Come

I switched from Orange a couple of months ago, does this mean I've got all the fun and games to look forward to?

'Happy slapping' vids prompt Brown to push net filters

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The Lure of the Forbidden

If half of all children look at pornography and violence on-line, putting in filters to stop them will just attract the other half to also want to look at it all.

Whatever happened to parental responsibility?

MS lawyers take out AutoPatcher

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Re: Digging there [sic] own Grave....

"I guess the Linux you've been using for over 5 years doesn't include a spelling checker?"

The downfall of all those who rely on spell checkers is when you use the wrong word but spell it correctly. What you need is a grandma checker.

Facebookers bring HSBC to its knees

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@Muneer Afifi

That's because in the US you've let the banks be in charge. In the UK we seem to have had more success so far in keeping the worst excesses in check - ATM fees a while back, free banking (albeit with pitiful interest rates on credit balances) and the current one about penalty charges. Another one of note was the campaign twenty years ago to get Barclays to withdraw from South Africa. The student campaign on overdrafts is just the latest reminder to banks that we do still have a choice.

All of world's biggest firms hit by typosquatting

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Eyeball filtering

If I get the wrong page I register enough of it to realise I've mistyped something and then I'm off to the right place. I note the presence of ads but not the content, so I can definitely say they're wasted on me.

AT&T turns screws on iPhone unlocker

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@Gary Trner

The most common term I've heard around here is "this country", presumably because most people in England aren't sure whether they mean England, Great Britain or the United Kingdom. No doubt other member countries of the UK don't have this problem.

Republicans hammer Brit artist's Bush

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Another Unpaid Commission?

Perhaps the artist could do another picture, only using images of dead bodies from Iraq? After all, sex is immoral and should be restricted, violence is just fine.

National Guardsman suspended over personal website

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Wayback Machine

Anything before May 2007 is still available via the Internet Archive. A quick look suggests he is actually quite funny. Let's hope his sense of humour gets him through whatever happens next.

Stolen satnav guides thieves to owner's home

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To catch a Thief?

I wonder what happens if you leave a satnav with the local cop shop under the "home" label? Someone would be daft enough to try it.

Paper calls for local ID cards

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Creak?

Did I just hear a back door opening? Once we've all got local cards, they'll unify the database into a big national one.

Not that I use the local leisure services (being based in a different district council to all the main ones nearby), nor public transport (three buses a day doesn't encourage use) and I'm fortunate enough not to need benefits. so I guess I'll still be able to refuse.

Girls prefer pink: official

Dave

Check out baby clothes

If you walk into the baby section of some stores you're met with a wall of pink and a wall of blue. It's not so easy to get generic clothes of other colours, although if you refuse to tell relatives the sex of an imminent baby they'll usually manage to find some. Once the sex is known, expect to be deluged with pink or blue, as appropriate. This is how the imprinting happens, right from an early age, aided and abetted by friends and relatives.

Customers can sue AT&T, after all

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For Entertainment

I can recommend reading such contracts and crossing out/initialling the bits you don't like. I did this with a credit agreement once, where I objected to the company phoning me with an automated dialler. It caused the salesman in the shop no end of hassle and worry, he called the credit company to see if they'd still accept it (they did, interestingly enough) and was obviously worried about losing his commission.

Dwarf superglues todger to hoover

Dave

The IT angle...?

Now if it was a Vax rather than a Hoover you might have a connection there.

Nothing sucks like a Vax.

Students get lecture on ID crime

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Flying Spaghetti Monster

I saw the headline and unfortunately thought of Kansas. Then I realised that it was referring to the other meaning of ID.

Google Adwords dive-bombed by American Airlines

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New Aircraft?

I thought American Airlines flew large passenger jets, not kites.

Could Linux become the dominant OS?

Dave

Vendor Support

Linux will never manage to dominate the desktop until two things occur:

1. Hardware manufacturers provide automatic driver support in the same way they do for Windows, and there's a seamless method for loading new drivers from disk in the same way that happens with Windows when it detects new hardware.

2. Software vendors release a Linux version of their apps either at the same time as the Windows version or even before. Said Linux apps to have the same or improved functionality compared to the Windows version.

The catch-22 is that there is little pressure for vendors to do this unless Linux starts being a significant desktop force, and it will never get to that stage without good vendor support.

NASA delays decision over Shuttle repair

Dave

From the Early Days of Spaceflight

The comment about the age of space suits and the implication that they're being re-used on cost grounds made me think of the John Glenn quote " I was thinking that the rocket had twenty thousand components, and each was made by the lowest bidder".

A-Level figures hint at physics recovery

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The Point of A-Level Physics

A-level physics is a good starting point for many degree courses, particularly as a good primer for engineering. If taught properly it provides a lot of the basic skills required for such degrees.

Top brass want more cash for science class

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Science at School

Perhaps if they'd go back to proper science teaching at school instead of the dumbed-down stuff taught at present, it might inspire children to go for it a bit more. At the moment it seems that chemistry, physics and biology are all lumped together and there's too much wishy-washy crap involving essays in the curriculum. Physics and chemistry are all about hard facts and equations, at least at A-level standard, not global warming and other popular subjects of the day. You can't have a proper informed discussion on global warming without learning the hard science behind it.

Drunken German joyrider totals 300 chickens

Dave

Joyrider's Mates

Was he egged on by his mates? He certainly ended up before the beak.

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