That is all, I'll get my coat
180 posts • joined 18 Jan 2008
That is all, I'll get my coat
We're all gonna die anyway.
I couldn't have foreseen this f* up so I plead not guilty, your Honor f* the american spelling.
It was me, sorry
I had a Panasonic VCR which had picture in picture, so I could watch German TV F1 on my old analogue satellite receiver during the ITV ad breaks (mostly).
Have things really improved in the digital age?
Oh dear, aren't we in dear old Blighty halfway between the USa and China?
It's just me at work, creating new hells.
.... couldn't happen to a better company :-)
...I think it's alll shite
If it's a pile of doo doo, the fanbois will pay as they always have done, not me tho
... well I gotta eat sometime.
Noting at all to do with the Tevatron announcement yesterday then?
Tata to your English jobs...
Drawing 10A sounds like CMOS latch-up to me. But I don't know how to solve it.
It's just evidence that hell was closer to earth than it is now.
inflicted on all the sad people of our planet. I hope the shares tank to 0.001 of their current value, the company will close and all those sad users will have more time on their hands to be productive.
Oh wait, that could be worse than using FB itself....
We should all be down the pub now, not watching porn.
I suspect that chap that went off to the loo furtively fondling his iThingy can't leave it alone even in drinking time.
Working for a consultancy which I cannot mention.
30 years in IT now I'm on the junkheap.
Ta for that IT.
Oh zis government are mental innit?
Vee must fight to bring proper government back, to make ze right decisions to help out beloved Britain.
But it's alright ve are governed by a German Qveen anyavys:-) Party on Britain lolz!
Thankyou Tom 38, I shall purcahse it from Amazon.....
Ladies and gentlemen, I simply adore Zombie Strippers, but I'm sure most everyone else wouldn't.
Tata to our English jobs.
Comments from HELL!
Shirley that's 1 Stig?
As I said......
...when you employ beancounters as IT directors. Beleive me, I know.
I ain't creating no goddam particles.
OTOH let em suck us dry, since I am the eDevil
Isn't the BBC supposed to be non-biased, by it's charter?
If so the British public are being seriously misled by the organisation that they are forced to pay over £100 a year for.
If he existed he would have created me for some balance.
But I don't exist and neither does he.
God does not exist, and neither do I pfft!
Hell has been scientifically proven not to exist, by the laws of thermodynamics.
My father had less rooms than me.
We are born, we live, we die, thanks Mr Universe.
... perhaps he's gone to iHeaven.
I just don't care anymore.
Oh **** bleurgh, byeee!
Quite so. I don't believe in me either, but I don't go around telling others they shouldn't.
The average uman bean farts 13 time a day. It is considered medically unsafe to hold them in.
Usual moniker (flame) + fart = explosion.
As well as posting on El Reg, we must all complain via El Beeb's online complaints system
I'd pay for Rebekah against Rupert in the boxing ring any day :-)
Has been impacted by several large asteriods, such as the one which killed the dinosaurs, but not me. How did the Earth regenerate after the nuclear winters that these impacts caused?
I think we need to know.
...is about enjoying ourselves, whichever way we can, without harming others.
So bollox to those physicians, they are probably all at it anyway.
Ahem, you forgot me, and you'll pay for it hehe!
I can't handle the influx down here either.
I'd better have a word with him, we used to be pals once.
Here he comes down here!
Toke and drink all you like!
You will be welcome down here, we have infinite quantities of each!
No box for me?
We are all naked in the afterlife anyway.
And they are nice roasted.
At least they are well prepared for coming down here.
But wait, I also need the heat, so no way!
... but as the article says, is it profitable?
It didn't come down here, so it does not exist. pfffft!
systemdwith faint praise
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