Re: Not Ads, but chuggers
Open the door.
"Hello sir. Can I tal..."
"Does it involve a Direct Debit?"
96 posts • joined 30 Mar 2007
Open the door.
"Hello sir. Can I tal..."
"Does it involve a Direct Debit?"
Tax accountants will (must) have professional indemnity insurance that will cover them in the event of legal action. It almost certain that the insurance would pay out to compensate her if she sued.
Nobody wants to risk losing a court case and setting a precedent that could make *all* firms liable in these circumstances. Better to pay off a small percentage of people that can be bothered to take action than be proven to be liable for *all* cases.
I'm not too bothered about ads for something that I went to the trouble to look up in the first place. However, what I really want is for the ads to stop once I have made a purchase.
If they can track you across domains to serve you the same adverts, it should be fairly trivial to no longer send me dozens of ads for an electric toothbrush/pressure washer/coffee maker after I already bought the bloody thing!
Factor in the staggering amounts of energy for all the infrastructure required to drill, extract, pump, refine, transport and dispense petrol and diesel. Then imagine that you didn't need to use all that energy any more, and that it could be used for another process, say, charging car batteries...
For example, a 2008 study estimated that the energy use in the refining stage alone was equivalent to 6kWh lost per refined US gallon of petrol. For an average 50 litre fuel tank, that's about 80kWh, enough to fully charge a Tesla model 3 almost twice over.
When you add in all the other infrastructure costs involved, it really is a no-brainer. Then you get the added bonus of reduced particulate emissions, reduction in respiratory diseases, NOX emissions, smog. etc, etc etc.
-NAS (2009), Hidden Costs of Energy: Unpriced Consequences of Energy Production and Use, The National Academies Press, www.nap.edu/openbook.php?record_id=12794&page=1
"At birth a heel prick of blood is blotted onto filter paper, tested for a genetic disease, labelled and stored for posterity."
Ante-Natal Blood spot cards degrade extremely rapidly, which is why they need to be in a lab and tested within a maximum of 2-3 weeks. If they want to keep them for posterity, good luck to them, it'll be useless.
I would be more than happy to have a phone that was half as thick again if it meant I could genuinely get more than a days use out of it without charger panic.
Secure erase job done. :-)
The main problem is that the public sector can't afford the lawyers and accountants that the private sector can. The big problem with PFI is as follows:
1) Builder goes to the city and secures financing on a hospital construction project. Quite a risky proposition, as builds overrun and costs increase, so builders have to borrow £100 million at say 10% interest.
2) Builder goes to Govt and says, "We'll build you a hospital for £150 million plus 15% interest on top". Government lawyers and accountants say yes.
3) Hospital gets built. Builders now go to the city and say, "Can we borrow £100 million please? We have this shiny new hospital as collateral, so there's no risk". Builders get refinanced at 2% interest, but continue to collect payments at the original rate. Profit at expense of taxpayer, result.
What *should* have happened is:
a) PFI contracts to contain a break clause. Repayment of outstanding capital plus, say 2 years interest, and job done.
b) Variation of financing clause. Repayments should have tracked the cost of financing to the provider. If they refinance and halve their costs, the interest repayments are halved automatically.
c) Bad faith penalty. Appoint arbitration in the event of a dispute (say for example, a large proportion of your school walls start collapsing due to not building to agreed specs.). If provider is deemed to have taken the p*ss, barred from any large scale contracts for 10 years.
"An analogy may be vehicles that develop a dangerous defect. Would we excuse the manufacturer and allow unsafe vehicles on the road?"
AFAIK, the longest vehicle warranty offered is currently 7 years. This is a 16 year old piece of software that has received thousands of updates during its lifetime. It should have been scrapped years ago for a newer model with the fixes baked in, and that is exactly what has happened, at least three times since XP in fact.
I'm charitable enough to assume that MS didn't *deliberately* ship with vulnerabilities, and has actually spent a huge amount of resources fixing and updating them where found. To crowbar this back to the car analogy, new vulnerabilities are discovered all the time in software. By definition, they weren't known at the time of shipping. Would you expect a car manufacturer to recall your 16 year old engine because it doesn't meet new emissions standards? Eventually you have to bite the bullet and buy a modern car.
After forcing me to read through that marathon post, the least you could do is provide specs and model numbers!
That would make professional boxing a pretty boring career then wouldn't it?
What isn't measured here is the terrible customer service experience that the "leading" networks provide.
I was with Orange throughout the 90's and most of the 00's, as they had a great reputation for good customer service. Then in the space of a couple of years they seemed to stop giving a crap, and that was when I jumped ship.
Been with O2 for nearly ten years now, and in that time I've had three handsets replaced free of charge, loyalty discounts to my account and unsolicited data upgrades applied. I'm surprised that their network performance is so (relatively) poor, but I'll take that hit as long as I can depend on them not to mess me around when I have a problem.
An admin friend of mine once described the process for getting rid of nice techies in his old firm:
1. Take Unsuspecting Victim out for expensive farewell lunch and drinks.
2. Admin disables UV's remote access.
3. Announce during lunch that this is UVs farewell lunch.
4. Admin disables UV's Mobile phone account.
5. Admin trawls UV's logs to check for other accounts created by UV, nukes them.
6. Admin bins UVs user account, revokes Access card and ID.
7. Box up UV's possessions, place in lobby with security.
8. Place generous severance cheque in box.
9. UV returns, collects box, never seen again.
For techies that you *didn't* like, remove the words "expensive" from step 1, and, "generous" from step 8.
For techies that f**ked up, remove steps 1, 3 and 8 entirely, and carry out procedure after they leave work and what was then their last day...
Q: How can you tell when someone is a vegan?
A: Don't worry, they'll tell you...
I look forward to the reports of large batches of body cameras simultaneously failing for "Operational reasons" at any large public protest, just like the mysterious failure of all static CCTV cameras...
Don't really care if the battery is removable or not. What I would like to see is a battery that is easily *replaceable* when it reaches the end of life, without having to crack the case open with specialist tools and/or send it back to a manufacturer.
Your battery could lose around 25% of capacity within 9 months or so of charge-discharge cycles, and I tend to find after about 18 months that it's annoying me enough to look at doing something about it. I'd like the option to get a new, genuine battery fitted that wouldn't cost half the price of a new phone to sort out.
Of course, the irony of owning a Samsung phone and wanting a genuine battery is not lost on me at this point...
... does this even mean?
"One of the key reasons for outsourcing to Ericsson is to enable headroom to allow us to focus less on managing the volume of issues in Operations and worry more about reducing the volume coming in by focusing on root cause and preventing more outages from happening."
Sounds to me like, "We can't manage a piss up in a brewery, so we're going to outsource that part, giving us time to work out why our infrastructure is screwed."
Perhaps if they stopped using management-speak and told people what was actually happening, they wouldn't be so demoralised.
So she was OK with having WiFi enabled on her laptop though...? FFS.
Ant and Dec encourage me to commit violence against my TV. Should that make them illegal?
I think you're misunderstanding the point of the invention.
Nobody is claiming that they are getting out more energy that they are putting in. They are using solar power to generate electricity to split urine and generate hydrogen, which can then be stored and transported as a usable fuel. You might not want to crack regular water to do this as it's quite a scarce resource in some places, so why not use the waste water in urine instead?
If the kit was designed just to store electricity, then charging batteries would seem a much more obvious and efficient use of the solar panels. In this case though, you can in theory use the hydrogen to drive a vehicle or in other areas where batteries are less practical.
In any case, we'll know if it was a viable technology or not if an oil company has them all shot by the end of the month...
Yup, my local library (along with all the others in the Bristol/Somerset/South Gloucestershire region) will lend eBooks in pretty much any format EXCEPT kindle.
As usual, it's a sodding licensing restrictions issue :-(
Dude. Less Coffee. Seriously.
And perhaps some anger management classes.
... about six months ago, courtesy of Virgin Media.
It's a squat beige box of ugliness, which I can forgive, but would have preferred green. It's also a good twelve inches clear of the wall, putting it right next to the pavement, which seemed a little poorly planned, and makes reversing into my drive a *little* trickier.
However, all of this pales into insignificance when compared to the consistent 60Mbps I'm now getting, being 20 feet from the cabinet :-)
For "enough time", substitute, "a significant proportion of the age of the universe", assuming the protocol is implemented correctly and the password wasn't something like, "letmein1".
However, "Attempted denial of justice" sounds very much like thought crime. It is the job of the state to prove guilt beyond reasonable doubt. The defendant is not obligated to help them in any way, and is in fact protected from doing so in many cases.
You, sir, sound like a bit of a tool...
Could be that because they were clean rooms, some of them with the more sensitive kit remained water tight.
I'd be happy for them to throw one at me. When I first looked into they wanted £150 for the box alone! Is that not the case any more?
You omiited the one that forces me into a pedantic rage that burns with the heat of a thousand suns: Why can't you f**ktards learn the difference between "lose" and "loose"?
The iPhone 4 does pretty much everything I want it to right now, with one exception - if you happen to actually *use* the thing, the battery life sucks something awful.
I'd happily see the new version be half as thick again, if it meant I didn't have to keep a spare charging cable in my car, at my desk, at work etc...
Wow... that's a whole new level of stupid.
Apple doesn't *have* to specify that you can hook any USB device to it. It's already part of the USB specifications. Hint - That's why there's a "U" in USB.
If you offer a connection port with USB, you adhere to the standards laid down for that connection, otherwise it's not USB. It's now ASB, where "A" *might* stand for "Apple", but at this point it's more likely to be "A**hole" for buying one and expecting it to work properly.
Given that most of the costs you're listing are applicable to print versions, and the publishers already have a web presence, the *actual* cost of selling an ebook is still in the order of pence per copy. Subtract the cost of printing and distribution and an ebook version should be free when you purchase a paper version.
Nothing would make me happier than to see this odious turd and his hate filled propaganda machine disappear from search engine results
As someone who is also a motorist, motorcyclist, cyclist and pedestrian, and who pays an extortionate amount of road tax, I'd like to point out that yes, motorists DO indeed literally own the roads. In fact road tax revenue and fuel duty covers the amount we spend on roads dozens of times over. If cyclists feel like chipping in towards the cost of maintainance, signage and lighting, and perhaps I'd be more sympathetic.
"I would say dangerous, illegal and arrogant behaviour from car drivers outnumbers other road users about 1,000 to 1"
Are you for real? Is your house in the middle of a stock car track? Perhaps you could consider that it's because car drivers actually outnumber other road users 1000 to 1. I commute into Bristol every day, and it's a rare day indeed where I don't see some cyclist on a suicide mission, running lights, swapping lanes and hopping onto the pavement at will. Granted there are also ditsy car drivers who do silly things, but it's the cyclists that *deliberately* ignore the law whenever they see fit.
Perhaps I'm oversimplifying here, but wouldn't a far more PR friendly move have been for Amazon to:
1) Stop selling copies of both books on the Kindle store.
2) Compensate the rights holder in full for every copy that was sold, even if it means paying over the standard rate.
3) Sue the shit out of the distributor that put it there in the first place, thus retrieving all the money spent at 2).
4) Tell the world how great you are and how you stood up for your customers.
Right now the amount of business that they have lost must be way in excess of the cost of compensating the rights holder for a few thousand books.
Whilst this was a bit of a silly thing to do, I think the Beeb's explanation is entirely plausible.
Engineers aren't going to have been trained on the finer points of copyright, but they may well have been shouted at to, "get something up on a screen in 3 minutes or you're fired."
At least the Beeb has coughed to the error, and £75 is more than most people would get for a single use of an image these day.
Could have been an interesting video, but I found myself irritated by the number of times the presenter stopped to say, "Ahhh", "Ummm" etc...
Phone looks nice though :-)
Perhaps if we can find a reasonably good looking *male* heir to a fortune of billions who:
1) Films themselves shagging and gets it realeased all over the Internet.
2) Gets their Blackberry hacked on a semi-regular basis, revealing celeb phone numbers (Note the IT angle...)
3) Appears to be a thick as pigshit, yet...
4) Earns a fortune just for turning up at parties and acting as thick as pigshit...
... then I'm sure there would be equal coverage in The Reg. The closest I could imagine would be if David Beckham suddenly turned into a porn actor. After all, he already has the perfume brand and the fuck ups with text messaging... ;-)
If you zoom in on the Google map of Bristol, eventually you'll see it broken down by area.
You may be particularly stunned to see that the highest rates are in St. Pauls, Southville, Eastgate and Filton.... or perhaps you won't :-)
Every time that gobby pisshead screeches her way through another agonising performance, I want to shoot my TV...
... then I remembered it was shit, so didn't bother.
Cheers for the tip off anyway.
... it has the word "Quantum" in it.
On the other hand, any fule know that to really get results, you *always* need a tachyon pulse. That shit worked for Captain Picard about 30 times...
... no thanks. Even smaller screen and *less* functionality!
Now if they announce a 32Gb iPhone, I may be tempted by the Dark Side...
1) My idiot child broke something / I tripped and fell into the TV.
2) I don't have contents insurance / They wouldn't pay up.
3) I want money to prove it wasn't my fault / Waaah! Pay me, pay me, I'm not a retard who can't read instructions...
$5m would buy a seriously impressive TV. WTF was it made of, diamonds?!
'The browser's planned list will be targeted at users that Microsoft considers not "web savvy".'
Errm, surely the "not web savvy" won't know *how* to install IE8.
The "web savvy" amongst us *won't* install IE8...
I do wish people would stop bleating on about the "true" cost of the phone = Phone Cost + (monthly rental * contract length).
It may not have occurred to you, but you pay a monthly fee *regardless* of the phone you buy, and guess what? You get bundled minutes, text messages and data access in with the iphone contract too (or at least you do in the UK). They're going to make the money back one way or another, and I'd prefer to have a subsidised phone and spread the payments over 18 months
Would you feel better if the phone cost $1,500 but you paid for all your minutes and data access at the market rate?
Not that I give a toss about Ross / Brand-Gate, but to be honest it was starting to seem like, "Ooh look at me. I said a naughty word. Aren't I edgy and cool".
Maybe I'm getting too old, but Stephen Fry strikes me as an excellent of example of someone who can entertain without having to return to the playground.
Now I'm off for a mug of cocoa and a nice lie down... :-)
1) Goth Vampire Slut (GVS) wannabe shags bragging fop.
2) Fop brags to grandpa with forty-something teenager in studio.
3) GVS retains Max Clifford, public are suddenly outraged.
4) More people complain than actually heard the show.
5) Fop leaves to do more work with Channel 4.
6) Forty-something teenager gets three month holiday.
7) Max Clifford gets large percentage of fees.
8) Everyone is bored shitless.
Now can we STFU and move on? Pretty please?
Picked up a set of SE110's at Play.com last week when they were on offer for £17.99. now they're back to £49.99.
Chuffed I am :-)
Even the most sheltered Mary Whitehouse admirer should know the type of humour you're going to experience on Top Gear by now. TG has been demonstrating "Viz" style material for ages, and I thought it was hysterical. If you don't like it, don't watch it.
I await the Daily Mail's response, and the Sun's, "We're backing our Truckers" sticker campaign with the usual degree of disdain.
Paris, because she's demonstrated the ability to take a heavy load before...
The Blu-Ray Disc Association have their heads wedged firmly up their orifices... The only Blu-Ray players people are buying at the moment are the ones that come bundled with a free PS3 ;-)
There's no way "the masses" are going to be blowing a chunk of wedge on a Blu-Ray player for Christmas, when experience tells us to hold out for cheaper prices and *much* cheaper discs. Plus there's the small matter of wanting to stay in your house and afford to eat...
Sorry Dave, I think you'll find that several Universities with a Cray-2 in the basement were using this concept to heat the entire campus about 20 years back...
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