* Posts by Ian Michael Gumby

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Spain objects to Street View Wi-Fi snooping

Ian Michael Gumby
Flame

Google apologists get real!

Its funny watching the posters who side with Google and make excuses.

Here in the US, post TJMaxx, there are laws against WAR Driving. That is, when someone specifically drives around snooping on wi-fi's that may not have security turned on.

Other countries also have data privacy laws that are similar to the laws in the US.

What Google did was illegal. While they claim that they have only 600GB, we don't know if they had captured more and had already deleted data and are now only coming clean before someone blew a whistle on them.

Google has been caught with their hand in the cookie jar.

Sure, I think anyone who has an open Wi-fi gets what they deserve, but then again I also believe that if you jump on any network that isn't yours and without permission, you also should get what you deserve, especially if it means you committed a crime.

MI5 recruiters enter the Strategy Boutique in CIO search

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No shock here...

The key is being able to do more with less.

The problem with any Bureaucratic Organization is that there is a 'use it or lose it' mentality.

So you want to keep bloated over priced systems in play.

The reality is that you can do a lot more with fewer highly trained, highly compensated, smarter people than hiring many lower grade people. (One of the increasing costs is in staffing.) Looking to cutting edge technology changes and redesigning existing bloated systems is one way to reduce costs over the long haul. Short term costs rise because you can't just shut off the old system while you're building the new system.

So you need a CIO who can calm the politicos and bureaucrats while leading his CTO and team.

Unfortunately there are too many posers who claim to have this skill...

Thumbs up because at least they are facing the reality of tighter budgets, and are actively looking for a solution.

Facebook simplifies controls but continues exposing users

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WTF?

I think you're missing the point ...

Look,

What security managers are saying... sure its nice that they've simplified the controls, but by default, you're open as always.

What they are saying is that you should start off with nothing being visible and then you the user walk through the options and turn on what you want to be made public and what you don't want to be public.

Sure its more work for the average luser. For most intelligent people its the same amount of work since we go through the options as a matter of routine behavior.

The WTF because most normal people know this shite...

Google misses German regulator Street Car Wi-Fi data grab deadline

Ian Michael Gumby
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You compound the crime.

Hey!

Let's murder joe and then hide the body. That way no body, no crime! It will just be our little secret.

The problem is that too many people know and there's enough forensic evidence to the fact that they committed the crime.

Now all you need is a whistle blower to substantiate the crime and the lack of data means a lack of being able to determine innocence or guilt.

How much data was ultimately collected and what data was collected is important. Destroy any evidence and you can expect the worst.

Ian Michael Gumby
Grenade

Great! You can sue them...

Go ahead and start a class action lawsuit.

Make a local lawyer happy!

X-51 hypersonic scramjet test: Flameout at Mach 5?

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LOL... A design on paper isn't the real deal...

If you listen to the You Tube video, the X15 project had started this effort. However the materials required to handle the heat and stress didn't exist.

Knowing how something might work and having all of the requisite technologies working and available is another.

Thumbs up because this is really cool. If they can work out the kinks, it would mean cheaper access to space.

IBM spends a billion on AT&T unit

Ian Michael Gumby
Grenade

Naw...

Maybe eventually, but they will have to wait for 4 years after the retention packages are paid off and the senior execs can cash out.

The holy hand grenade because with the additional sales folks, they'll churn the sales team and in the chaos, its dog eat dog.

BMC reveals 'free money' mainframe and DB2 tools

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FAIL

BMC is on thin ice...

Didn't another company, albeit with less deep pockets try the same thing?

I doubt that BMC will shout the "A" word and we should expect a nice legal battle.

Fail because in the mainframe world the customers are always the lusers.

Oracle shows off M9000s for data warehousing

Ian Michael Gumby

No shock on the lack of SMT

The author wrote:

"For some reason, Oracle turned off SMT during the test and only loaded up half the cores in the box. That would seem to imply that something - perhaps the Oracle 11g R2 Enterprise Edition database used in the TPC-H test - can't scale well beyond 128 threads. "

I don't know if its a 128 thread limit, but most databases tend to perform better when SMT is off.

As to your comment of 'loading up half the cores' I'm not sure if you mean because SMT is off or they only used half of the physical cores present.

'World's largest' airship inflated in colossal Alabama cowshed

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Does size matter?

Pardon the pun but the R series and Zeppelins were rigid air ships.

IBM punts commercial Hadoop distro

Ian Michael Gumby
Grenade

Of course Doug C. welcomes IBM

It makes Cloudera's cloud support contracts look more than reasonable. :-)

Oh there's more I could say, but I'll just wait for Bernie to pop up again and put his foot in mouth like he always does.

Bernie is one of the few people who praised DB2 yet could only give Informix a couple of back handed compliments.

Oh yeah, now the Hadoop arena is getting interesting. ;-)

Apple patent filing portends Google ad war

Ian Michael Gumby
FAIL

Bad Patent.

Sorry but this is a bad patent for a couple of reasons. 1) Its obvious 2) prior art.

Green Berets to get Judge Dredd computer smart-rifle

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Long range Candian Sniper shot.

You're mistaken.

The Canadian reference is to a soldier armed with a .50 cal sniper rifle, not a machine gun.

As to shooting and ranges.. Check out Palma matches. They use a peep site out to 1000yrds.

However they also have a spotting scope and of course no one is shooting back at them.

The rifles are also match grade.

At long range engagements, you have two types of tactics. 1) Harassing fire, aka 'spray and pray' 2) Sniping with a heavy caliber rifle. (.338 Lapua or larger)

The interesting thing about the XM-25 is that as a 25mm 'rifle', you have a heavier gauge weapon for a squad. You're able to carry more rounds and have a greater range than the 40mm grenade rounds. So when you enter a situation where you're receiving fire from a fortified location, you have the ability respond and take out the enemy. That's the point.

Leaked release shows Visa plotting NFC iPhone case

Ian Michael Gumby
Coat

This is kind of a good thing...

On the plus side, you don't need to carry your wallet, but just your phone. Which is more than a phone. Its your GPS locator, your music box, your personal tv and web device, your PDA, your camera ... all rolled in to one. And if you want that nifty online purchase? Your phone already has that trusted information built in. ;-)

Forget about cash, you have your payment card, which incidentally means you'll be more inclined to spend more money because you lose touch with how much you're actually spending. (If you only have 20 quid in your pocket, you tend to spend only quid. If you have your entire bank account accessible, you tend to spend more.)

Now when someone steals your iPhone, they not only stole your phone, your PDA, all of your personal data, including access to your facebook account, but now your bank account and you don't even need a PIN code. So you then need to set up multiple banking accounts where you transfer $$ from your real account. So you may put $500 dollars (US) a month automatically on the card. Then if you lose your phone, you are at risk for at most $500.00. Assuming that once you report your iPhone stolen you are no longer liable for things purchased on it. This will make banks happy because they can now charge you more in fees or have an account that doesn't pay you interest so they make money off the deposits.

You see, now the crook doesn't want to steal your phone because its nifty new tech to be resold, but rather as a way to rob you of your money.

I'd worry more about snatch/grab robberies than someone going high tech and scanning data from the NFC device.

But what do I know?

I'm the tech guy who likes new tech, but is still paranoid.

;-)

Mine is the jacket with the foil lined pockets so you can't read my RFID enabled identity card(s)

Google to be bookseller by summer

Ian Michael Gumby
FAIL

You act as if this is a good thing...

This isn't a Library of Congress opening up access to knowledge, but a private company trampling on the rights of many all in the name of the almighty dollar.

Google has gone under the radar and has private access to the White House. They can spin this as a good thing, even when its not.

This is yet another step in their quest for domination.

Not good. If you can't see this, then you're either a complete moron, or a failed product of a public education.

Ian Michael Gumby
FAIL

Where's the injunction?

The bulk of the titles are rumored to be those of 'out of print' books that they did scan.

One would at least expect the US DoJ to get an injunction until the copyright infringement case is settled.

Total fail on the part of US DoJ, Google and any freeloader who doesn't want to properly compensate authors for their works.

iPhone code ban facing antitrust inquiry?

Ian Michael Gumby
FAIL

Its a political issue.

Note: I'm no apple fanboi, but here's an instance where the FTC is way off base.

Jobs isn't anti-competitive in his stance. He's purely making sure that his vision for the user experience is kept clean and correct.

This isn't anything new. Jobs has built his whole career around this from Apple, to NeXT, back to Apple. He has firmly believed in controlling the hardware and software that he uses when he creates his products.

Note that anyone can write and develop 'acceptable' applications if they adhere to the rules.

So the FTC has no legal grounds for an investigation. If you don't like Job's decision, write apps for the 'droid, Pre, Rim, Nokia markets.

Sorry, I wonder if we're in an election year for something?

Beijing security know-how rules irk suppliers

Ian Michael Gumby
FAIL

Look at it this way...

"Source code review of security products is carried out under security certification schemes run by CESG in the UK, for example, and by itself is certainly no bad thing. In the past Chinese authorities have asked for malware samples before allowing anti-virus vendors to sell technology into the country, a move into much murkier areas of security ethics. "

The point is that China wants to make sure they know what equipment is being used/sold in their country so that they (the government) can defeat the security or break the keys.)

Not only is this bad for China, but with the recent attacks against Western businesses tied back to the Chinese... you do the math.

You ship 'crippled' products, you have to create and maintain a new separate product line.

The best solution is to ignore the Chinese market completely. Including not purchasing from them. Unfortunately that will take balls that the Western companies do not have.

Boobquake fails to destroy planet

Ian Michael Gumby
Paris Hilton

Uhm... the cleric may actually have something ...

Clearly this picture went up on the 'net prior to April 25th.

The female poster is a student at Indiana University?

Well from :

http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsus/Quakes/nmhnw0424a.php

There was a quake in Indiana not really too far. Approx 75 miles from Bloomington.

I would have to say that her study is inconclusive and that definitely more testing of her theory should be done! After all, we do want to be scientific about this, right?

Paris because she does know how to dress!

'Code theft trader' denied bail

Ian Michael Gumby
FAIL

Are you really that daft?

The FBI only gets called in when the bank or trading firm finds out or suspects that the person was trying to steal the code.

This isn't an uncommon thing since the code is worth a lot of money because it theoretically makes the bank a lot of money.

There was a case where former employees of left a certain Chicago firm to start their own trading company. They were hiring a developer from NY who also happened to have gotten caught trying to sneak out code by offloading it to a server in Germany.

Oracle charges $90 for Sun's free ODF plug-in

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Could be wabbit, could be...

Oracle wants to monetize its purchase of Sun. As the author points out, this was closed source and a potentially valuable piece of software for the enterprise.

Sun gave it away for free because it required critical mass for the adoption of Open Office. If there were no way for People who are forced to use Microsoft to read documents from Open Office, then you would see people forgoing the opportunity to use Open Office. By default that's an automatic win for Microsoft.

Now that there are enough people willing to use Open Office, how much are you willing to pay for the continued use of Open Office? Meaning that if your clients are using open office, and you need to be compatible, what are you going to do?

If people don't want to continue to use Open Office and Microsoft, then they don't have to purchase it. If they stop using it, then Oracle can kill the product and save money. If enough people pay up, then Oracle makes money.

Its the name of the game. Support Open Source as long as you make money doing so...

Its called capitalism.

The point the author makes about the price and comparing it to the student price of Microsoft Office is a red herring. The target audience is the 'Enterprise' and not some student.

-G

New ISS machine makes water from waste CO2

Ian Michael Gumby

Macro Economics... Supply vs Demand...

You have to remember how much it costs to ship a litre of any liquid to the space station.

So the real question is how much money is saved by recycling this water.

Why doesn't Nokia buy Palm?

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You can't do that....

Purchase a company to get IP to defend oneself in an ongoing lawsuit? The company still has an alleged transgression of IP prior to the purchase. So there's still a lawsuit.

Nokia buying Palm?

Interesting, but if you talk about it, then it won't happen. ;-)

There are positives and negatives to such a merger.

LSI gets 1 million IOPS from 1TB of flash

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But what does it cost?

Ok, If we look at the technology, the advancements also show a clear reduction in costs too.

One has to ask how much 6 320 GB PCIe cards cost, along with the motherboard that has 6 PCIe slots...

This would be the more important graph to indicate the ability of companies to adopt this technology.

Thumbs up because its pretty cool if you think about it.

Real-time ad targeting violates privacy, say US pressure groups

Ian Michael Gumby
FAIL

Opt-out BAD, Opt-In GOOD.

Having said that...

If these companies actually went to an OPT-IN model, they'd have a high rate of "No Thanks" and very little people willing to give them their permission.

So 'targeting ads' is a massive fail with respect to a viable business model which complies with the law when it comes to user's policy.

Its a fail because the companies involved don't want to disclose what they track and how they use it because this is competitive knowledge and will lower the barriers to entry.

IBM job cuts go compulsory

Ian Michael Gumby

It depends...

You're in the interview process for a job at IBM.

It depends on what position you're hiring to fill.

If the rec is real and open, you shouldn't worry because you may or may not get the job.

If the rec is a consulting position, you shouldn't worry because the position may or may not exist, depending on whether or not IBM gets the contract.

If the rec is for a band 6 or 7, you shouldn't worry because most of the senior positions are at risk.

If your job might be filled by someone in India, Brazil, Viet Nam, China, or any other country where labor is cheap and quality of work isn't a concern, then, I'd be concerned.

Bottom line, with IBM, unless you actually have an offer letter in your hand, don't count on there being a job open for you to fill.

Good luck with your other interviews.

-G

US Justice to ratchet tech no-poach probe

Ian Michael Gumby
FAIL

Naw this is just a smoke screen...

I think you're right about the H1B. The current excuse is that by bringing in these workers, it stops the jobs from going overseas. On paper, or at least in theory, the idea is to attract the world's best and brightest to work in the US. In practice, its a way to bring in barely trained and competent workers who are willing to work for less than the US's prevailing wage.

But this investigation in to "anti-poaching" isn't about H1B at all and is more about anti-competitive practices of retaining highly skilled workers so that a company may maintain a competitive advantage where they can not achieve market dominance through patents.

Its merely a distraction to shift the focus away from the H1B issue or the migration of US jobs offshore.

Google exposes Buzz private parts

Ian Michael Gumby
FAIL

Am I mistaken?

"“But many of you started using Google Buzz before we made these changes, and we want to help you ensure that Buzz is set up the way you want. Offering everyone who uses our products transparency and control is very important to us, so if you started using Google Buzz before we changed the start-up experience, you'll see [a] confirmation page the next time you click into the Buzz tab.”"

Didn't Google just pop Buzz in to place with the default features already turned on to the least amount of privacy and the most amount of exposure?

Assuming what Google wrote above to be true, then our new US Govt CTO clearly wanted the full attention of the press to notice that he was still in contact with lobbyists and he best buds at google.

Eric Schmidt is right. If you've got something to hide, then you should probably not be doing it in the first place. A senior staff member of the President of the US maintaining communication with former employees and lobbyists via a non-standard channel? Yeah, right. Its funny the Republican's are not calling for his head. Maybe Google's got their hands in both parties' pockets?

-G

Chronos EZ430: An SDK packing watch for real techies

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Interesting...

I'd like one, except that it doesn't seem to have GPS functionality. Now that would be of value.

Still a geek toy that those who grew up in the era of garage computing would want one!

Buzzed Gmail outs Googly ties of Obama's deputy CTO

Ian Michael Gumby

He should resign...

Does anyone else but me see a problem where an official of the government maintains an outside e-mail account?

I think this is akin to a stock broker stepping out of his office to call his clients on his cell, instead of using his recorded line.

The point is that using a personal e-mail account means that the individual may or may not have had contact with individuals that should have been recorded as part of his official duties.

At a minimum, there should be an ethics investigation in to his communication with former Google associates and lobbyists.

Massive fail on the part of Obama's administration.

Don't blame Willy the Mailboy for software security flaws

Ian Michael Gumby
FAIL

You have a couple of problems...

The strongest language should be that the developer adheres to industry best practices.

Then you'd have to show that if the programmer was sloppy and failed to adhere to 'best practices' the developer is on the hook. (And then you have to limit the damages to the amount of the contract...)

Of course since many companies outsource to lowest cost centers, you end up getting what you pay for. ;-)

And then the argument. If the developer is in India, is he measured on the same best practices you'd expect out of someone working in the US?

The you also have to wonder if level of education matters? I mean unless the developer is a software engineer and is classically trained, are they more liable because they only have a 12 week developer's course at a local community college?

All fun things that keep lawyers happy. :-)

But hey! What do I know?

-G

Pirates of the Caribbean say 'narrr' to Bulgarian airbags

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Its a shame...

Don't get me wrong, I like Cruz and think she's an excellent actress, but its always best to stick with the one who brought you to the dance, unless there's a good reason not to. Not having ample breasts ... not such a good reason. :-(

Unless of course they're trying to cut some of the budget and this is the first thing to go.

As to staying true to au natural... thumbs up.

As to inspecting the boobs... hire a sonogram tech for the day w a portable ultrasound. At least its scientific and impartial. Or just offer them free mammograms. ;-)

LHC boffins crank beams to 3.5 TeV redline

Ian Michael Gumby
Alien

Why do they just dump it in to a lump of graphite?

I mean, heck, what would happen if they focused the beams a little and were able to point them at the moon? (In a controlled fashion of course.)

Wouldn't it be cool if they could actually make a large enough 'smiley' face to brighten up everyone's life when there's a full moon?

Or should they just dump it out in to space so it acts like a very large galactic flare gun?

YouTube accuses Viacom of secretly uploading videos

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WTF?

Huh?

Sorry, but your argument doesn't hold water.

Viacom made content to be viewed by audiences.

When an audience member decides to copy the content and then post it on YouTube, then they violated the copyright law. You can't hold the company or person who created the content responsible for the infraction.

Google however could be found profiting off the copyright infringement because they sold ads and while the infringing copy was up on the site until it was taken down.

There's a lot more to the argument against Google/YouTube but lets not spoil the fun. ;-)

Energizer site still plagued by data-stealing trojan

Ian Michael Gumby
FAIL

PR Slacker!

"More than half the time I call a reporter back, the story's already run," she told The Register on Thursday afternoon. "I find it a little odd that someone would call someone at 9:30 at night. That is not within normal business hours."

What a friggin slacker!

I rate this a fail, not for the article or the story, but that you have a PR spokeswoman (no-name) who is in the middle of a 'crisis' and rather than have her office phone forwarded to her mobile, she's off duty because its 'after hours'.

How many IT professionals have gotten a 2AM wake up call because there was a problem in production and a job failed to run properly. Of course if the IT professional doesn't fix the problem ASAP, nightly jobs don't run and the company is in deep she-it because it cant function.

When you work for a global company, its normal business hours somewhere... ;-)

Nokia puts hive mind to work on Best Phone Ever

Ian Michael Gumby
Thumb Up

Interesting Site.

I gave this a thumbs up.

The key here is to see what you're willing to give to get the features that you want.

You want a 5" screen? Ok, but its not going to be a touch scree but it can do 21:9.

The key is that if you gave the choices to everyone and said 'tell me what you want in the next phone...' everyone would say that they want the world.

What this site does is try and figure out what you're willing to live with to get the feature that you want the most.

In the end they can say that people who want a 21:9 screen are willing to give up x and y. Or that z is the most popular phone feature based on a 'random' sample of people. Or rather a random sampling of the targeted demographic.

Where's the feature that with a breathalyzer that will stop you from drunk dialing your girlfriend? I know a number of people who could use that feature.

Reality star Pratt shuns showbiz to be cybercrime superhero

Ian Michael Gumby
FAIL

Funny.

Some of the smartest wonks I went to school with were Philosophy majors who were working on AI.

But I think that was an exception.

Not so sure about Pratt though. He actually made money from not having any talent. I doubt anyone here can claim that. However, getting paid to play the role of Zippy the Pinhead and doing cyber security? Two different things entirely.

If you think about it, Pratt doesn't provide cred, but 'flash' to get the cash.

And for that, he'll make some money out of this.

BTW, not all in Hollywood are morons. Wood went to MIT and didn't graduate because he didn't take a PE class. Aston Kutcher ?sp? made a fortune and married a MILF.

But a FAIL none the less.

Ex-Sun man Bray takes on paranoid Android role at Google

Ian Michael Gumby
FAIL

He's just saying what his keepers want to hear.

Sorry but he's working for the evil empire.

He hates the 'Disney' er controlled view on life.

iPhone == phone for masses.

Google goo phone == Do what you want so we can record more information about who you really are....

The more we know the better the world will be.

Nikon D3s

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Some pros do use video

I have a friend who is a cinematographer who like me swears by Nikon.

He explained his need for video, but it wasn't necessary to do 1080.

Nikon is right in focusing on developing the body for a specific niche and make it the best that it can be.

Note that this is a *pro* camera and that it is designed for sports/nature niche. I mean if I could afford one I'd rather have a camera that had these features plus 24mb resolution. (How many years will that take?)

Oh and I swear by Nikon because I grew up using Nikon. Anyone see a Nikon F (yes the original F) take a 3.5" fall on to the ground and survive with only a minor dent in the head? Still usable, although it sits on a shelf in my brother's house because no one uses film these days.

Oh and I want one, except my wife keeps spending me in to the poor house. ;-)

Carrier apathy depresses Google Phone outlook

Ian Michael Gumby
FAIL

I'll wager Nexus doesn't break the million mark ...

The analysts who put the phone on track for 1 million phones are probably not factoring in the early adoption factor that people bought based on Google's name.

As it was pointed out, the features found are available on other phones and those phones are discounted as part of a contract. Google's not so much.

Young people are lazy, think world owes them a living - prof

Ian Michael Gumby
Coat

Huh?

Look, all the survey shows is that the 'young whipper snappers' are smart enough to recognize that if they are going to pay you X for your work and force you to work 12 hour days, then they should get .75% of X because they know that its still at a discount to X.

To them, getting their degree means that they paid their 'dues' unlike us older folks who went through the cycle....

With the globalization of the workforce, the MBA mentality is that worker X == worker Y == worker Z.

We know that this is not the case and that quality suffers, but try telling that to an MBA wonk who's really an idiot who could bluff his way through school.

If you want to see the results, ask Toyota what caused their latest recall? Was it a software glitch? Wonder how that happened? ... ;-)

But hey! What do I know? I'm just an old school programmer who understands the effects a culture has on producing coders and their thought processes. ;-)

-G

Argos buries unencrypted credit card data in email receipts

Ian Michael Gumby

Nope...

Argos will pay a hefty fine, (which will be covered by their insurance), then they will offer free credit reporting for 1 or 2 years depending on what the law requires. (At least here in the US).

Still its a slap on the wrist.

One question ... who wrote their system?

STEC becalmed as Fusion-io streaks ahead

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Fusion IO vs SSDs

The interesting thing about FusionIO is that they are doing 'raid' within the ssds on their pcie card.

Unfortunately, its a very pricey option unless you can justify the 13K or more for a FusionIO solution. Then if you can, its a better way to go.

Also they need to solve the boot problem. When they do, you have a very fast, low power, low heat solution.

Rare NES title takes $43,000 at auction

Ian Michael Gumby
Headmaster

Youths!

Uhm a 3 1/4" disk really wasn't a "floppy" since it was enclosed in a hard shell.

You want to go back down memory lane, look at 5 1/4" and 8" floppies.

Facebook patents user news feed

Ian Michael Gumby
FAIL

Riddle me this...

And how is this 'patent' any different from any publish/subscribe event messaging system?

The system publishes an event record about a user's action, and you subscribe to it to view the event.

There is nothing new or novel about the patent, therefore this is yet another example of how/why the US Patent Office is fscked up.

15 new suspects named in Hamas Dubai assassination

Ian Michael Gumby
Black Helicopters

You're silly. Jumping to conclusions...

Why do you think it was Israel that did this?

Do you not think that maybe, just maybe Iran did this as a way to further isolate Israel?

Hmmm, Now that would be interesting. Steal identities of Israelis who hold dual citizenship, and use a US bank to pay for the travel?

If you look at the nations used, Iran's spy network could have done this, sacrificing a pawn that had outlived his usefulness. You know its plausible for Iran to get rid of a liability and throw the blame on Israel. Two birds with one stone.

But hey! What do I know? I might just write this in to a best selling fiction book. ;-)

-G

Google's MapReduce patent - no threat to stuffed elephants

Ian Michael Gumby
Black Helicopters

Not exactly...

Hadoop is based on a scientific paper released by Google and not specifically on the Google code.

Granted that while Google filed for a patent prior to releasing the paper, once they released the paper, one could argue that Google themselves invalidated their own patent. That is, anyone who writes code based on the paper which Google published would not be in violation of the patent.

IANAL, but when you consider what can and can not be patented, the fact that Google released a scientific document detailing the process, they pretty much waived the rights to enforce the patent.

Interestingly enough I think the roots go back to how to copy a bios without infringing on copyright agreements...

US school comes out fighting over webcam spy claim

Ian Michael Gumby
FAIL

Nothing missing...

What's happening is that the school district is setting up the person who actually used the laptop's camera and reported the 'inappropriate' behavior for violating stated guidelines.

The statement from the School Board does nothing but set up a defense and limit its liability.

If the student was under the age of 17 and the 'inappropriate' behavior involved exposing his 'naughty bits', then the school administrator would be guilty of child pornography and would be forced to register as a sex offender.

It could be that the student was sitting in front of his laptop, and lit up a bong or something. We don't know...

The bottom line is that the school district is in very hot water on this one. Also it sets up other potential lawsuits or a class action lawsuit by other parents....

So by making this statement, the School District will toss the school employee under the bus unless the school employee can show that they were directed to do this by the school district itself.

Fail because there are other less invasive security measures that would accomplish the same thing.

Microsoft re-tiles mobile platform for Windows 7 era

Ian Michael Gumby
Jobs Horns

Super!

Is it just me, or does the over use of the term 'Super!' remind anyone of the

South Park character 'Big Gay Al'?

Sorry to anyone who doesn't grok 'South Park'.

Google Buzz leaves privacy concerns ringing in ears

Ian Michael Gumby
FAIL

Shirely you jest!

"Gmail users that their inbox won’t be sabotaged by spammers."

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Spammers, really?

Didn't you know that via Eric Schmidt that there is nothing bad on the net and if you wanted to keep your private details, er well private, than you shouldn't be doing that on the net in the first place?

Shame on you El Reg for promoting 'evil' things on the 'net...

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C'mon, anyone who uses Google's e-mail, etc should know by now that Big brother is watching you. And by big brother I'm talking about Google itself.