* Posts by Nameless Faceless Computer User

396 publicly visible posts • joined 31 Dec 2007

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Apache terminates 'outdated' web server

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Dead Vulture

Dumb

I don't see any reason to kill off perfectly working software just because it's old. Software does not suffer from rot or rust.

Microsoft dodges multi-million dollar WGA payout

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FAIL

Except it doesn't work...

The use of WGA is debatable, if it worked. There are many incidents of false positives that it punishes the innocent. It checks for a pirated copy over and over again. Why not check once, bless the OS, and be gone? Even people who use embedded Windows on the cell phones have received the "Your copy of Windows may not be genuine" - expecting end users to re-flash their phones?

Spam filters stuff Canadian Beaver

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FAIL

Over-reaction

Who still calls it a beaver? That's an 80's, maybe 90's slang. Most ladies prefer the Kojak look (that's a 70's reference for bald with a lolly pop). The correct term is Bush, which will be an obscene word for decades to come.

Apple sits on critical Mac bug for 7 months (and counting)

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FAIL

I don't know what Apple is doing

I'm waiting for Apple to fix the firewire interface which they broke in 10.6

http://discussions.apple.com/thread.jspa?threadID=2136580&start=0&tstart=0

Taoist truck driver guilty of unlawful sex

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Really?

Best Pickup Line Ever!

Georgia cops cuff terrorist elf

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Joke

What he really said

He actually said, "I have a rocket in my pocket" but Santa misunderstood him.

Prolific penis pill pushers fined almost $19m

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Megaphone

Who wants a Rolex?

Now they just have to nail that fake Rolex spammer.

Boffins working on biodegradable flexi LED implants

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Alert

I see where this is leading

Pretty soon, people will be renting out their bodies as human billboards selling advertising time on Ebay. It's happened before.

Microsoft thinks it can sell one copy of Windows 7 for every four people

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Gates Horns

I bought a mac

Not to say that Mac doesn't have its own problems, but I grew tired of cheap hardware, third-party drivers written by monkeys, and Windows over-writing key system files every time I install something. The Windows registry aka "all eggs in one basket" approach combined with "shared dll's" is the worst design ever conceived.

For those who think OS X is horrible, you obviously do not understand that it's just a pretty shell sitting on top of a Unix operating system - probably the best OS ever written.

Operating systems should sit quietly in the background and load my applications. I don't want an "in your face" OS. I want to run my own applications. I never liked anything Microsoft ever wrote, stole, or borrowed. It's all crap.

Auto thief foiled by guardian satellite

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OnStar is evil

Who in their right mind wants a system in their car which constantly monitors, spies, listens, and apparently can disable you? If I ever bought a car with OnStar I would rip it out immediately.

Apple preempts Win 7 with fresh iMacs, Macbooks

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FAIL

Does it come with a working operating system?

Too bad that Snow Leopard is riddled with severe bugs, such as broken firewire drivers and randomly ejects external drives.

Snow Leopard data-munching bug predates Snow Leopard

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FAIL

No backup?

Who has 250gb on a hard drive without a backup? External drives are really cheap these days. Combine this with using an unproved, recently released operating system. My Apple is still running 10.4. I may not be able to run all the latest software but I still have all my data.

Fanbois howl over data-munching Snow Leopard bug

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FAIL

Not the only bug

Don't forget to mention that Snow Leopard breaks firewire and spontaneously ejects mounted external drives, often destroying the data.

Privacy policy tool failed because of browser rejection

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Jobs Horns

Ever looked at Microsoft.com?

Ever looked at the P3P policy at Microsoft.com? It basically says they will steal, sell, and distribute as much of your personal information as they can legally get away with. So, what's the point?

How to host your very own Windows 7 launch party

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Pirate

Not really piracy

Here's what they're not telling you. Audio CD's are more expensive than data CD's, the reason being that there's a tax added to audio CD's which kicks back to the recording industry. Many recorders will only record music onto an audio CD. Hence, every time you burn an audio CD you are paying for the copy of the music.

This of course does not take into account those who create their own music - in which case, you are being taxed on your own music.

Apple sends iPhones into 'Coma Mode'

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WTF?

A day late

Why couldn't you post this article yesterday?! I just clicked on the update button before I read about all the problems. Well, so far - I don't see anything wrong (knock wood). Strong signal, GPS working, messaging looks ok, email and web working.

Warning: Showers can seriously damage your health

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Here's one from a few years ago...

Having your teeth cleaned at the dentist could lead to a heart attack. Who is paying for all these studies?

Vista and Lotus: Knowing when to let go of a brand

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FAIL

Polished Turd

I still don't understand why people are still buying software "upgrades" from XP. I certainly don't understand why people stand on line, camped outside their local retailer to grab the first copy off the assembly line.

Visa dings teen for $23-quadrillion restaurant charge

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Black Helicopters

Computers are evil

You know, this never would have happened if the software was written in COBOL.

Spam tool developer faces six years in chokey

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Lock 'em up

Give 'em 20 years hard labor or the option to have all of his fingers chopped off.

CompuServe signs off

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FAIL

RIP

Yup, I was 71331.3543 back in the 80's and 90's (if memory serves me). They charged me 10 cents a minute at 300 baud or 30 cents a minute at 9600 baud. I used to have my email sent to my alpha-pager since the service was cheaper than actually logging in to check my email. They also charged 25 cents per message for *receiving* Internet emails. That worked until I received my first piece of SPAM - the author of which actually expected me to purchase his snake oil after I incurred expense to read his dribble. That was the end of the service for me after years of entertaining ads in the classifieds section - similar to what Craig's List is today.

Prof: People reject news which conflicts with beliefs

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Research?

Coffee is bad for you - oh wait, no. Coffee raises your cholesterol. No wait, that butter and eggs. Have some imitation butter and cut back on the eggs. That's not it. Imitation butter is actually worse for you than real butter and while eggs contain cholesterol they don't raise your cholesterol level. But, watch out for red meat. Oh, but red meat has enzymes in it which allow you to eat it without being a health risk. Or, is it? Oh, screw it - let's all do some more research on how all Italian food is bad for you.

An American Werewolf returns to London

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Great idea!

This could turn out as well as the remake of the The Shining. Oh wait, that sucked!

Apple wilts under iPhone upgrade strain

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Stop

No beta testing for me

I will be waiting patiently for 3.0.1, thank-you. My time is important to me and I'd rather not spend it as an unpaid Apple Beta Software Tester.

AT&T rethinks iPhone 3G S upgrade fee

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No big deal

Existing 3G owners should sit on their money and wait for the inevitable 4G phone which will probably be introduced next year.

AT&T squeezes wannabe iPhone upgraders

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Go

Who would want to upgrade anyway?

AT&T is simply saving existing 3G customers some money by encouraging them to wait for the iPhone 4G.

Fake Outlook config scam aims to harvest logins

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really?

Do people still fall for this stuff?

Microsoft guns down 13 unlucky products

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I won't miss any of them

Microsoft should work on writing one decent operating system.

Irish politicos try to cut off call girls' mobiles

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Amsterdam

Amsterdam reduced red light windows and coffeeshops which were deemed to be connected to organized crime. The reason why soft drugs and prostitution are permitted is to reduce crime and to provide revenue to the city through taxation. Drug use is illegal in Amsterdam (yes, even weed) - it's just that the city has selective enforcement e.g. they don't sweat the small stuff. They respect personal freedoms and provide an atmosphere in which people may better themselves.

Software pirate convicted of DMCA offences

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Joke

really?

I didn't know that people were still buying Microsoft products.

Ballmer email kicks off second round of Microsoft layoffs

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Joke

They have how many developers?

I thought Microsoft developers have all been replaced by lawyers years ago.

US prosecutor orders Craigslist 'erotic listings' shutdown

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I object to the term Craigslist Killer

Craigslist is an important forum of free speech and should not be shut down by the government. I object to the term Craigslist Killer or Craiglist Murder. This is just media hype over that evil Internet. What if the so-called Craiglist Killer used the Yellow Pages? Would the media call him the Yellow Pages Murderer?

Apple drives iPhone app developers to the brink

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No reason for this

Pay your bills, deadbeat.

Microsoft names Windows 7 RC1 dates

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Long Live XP

WindowsXP will be the last Microsoft operating system I will ever use. It's a pity they no longer make any useful software. I switched to OS X.

Dell sues Tiger for reselling old boxes as new

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Stop

About time

I quit doing business with Tiger Direct over ten years ago. They put me on their email spam list and I fought with them for a year to have my name removed. I did not succeed and I never bought anything ever again. I guess I'm one of the lucky ones.

Apple double takes on shaken babies

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so what?

How is this game different from killing zombies or nuking aliens? Last time I checked, bad taste was not illegal. Shake a simulated baby and suddenly everyone is offended. Bad taste? Sure, but no real babies were harmed in the making of this app.

Police detain Craigslist masseuse murder suspect

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Federal vs. State Laws

It's odd, but prostitution is legal and regulated in 1 out of the 50 United States. If you visit Nevada, you may pay for sex. Anywhere else, you risk becoming a "sex offender" forced to register in a National database which will haunt you the rest of your life.

New England wrestles porn law schizophrenia

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Its just a photograph

All the government needs to do is acknowledge that a photograph of the nude human body does not automatically make it porn or child pornography, no matter what the age. It would be different if kids with cameras were sending photographs of themselves engaged in sex. They are not.

McAfee: Save the planet - use a spam filter

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Back in the day...

Back in the day, spammers touted they were saving the environment. Their slogan was, Save the trees.

Student sentenced for F-ucked up grade hack

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Joke

Out of line

At least he wasn't caught downloading music.

Wi-Fi Beeb viewing may break law

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Stop

I'll exchange places with you

Here in the US public television is supported by advertising. Ads interrupt the broadcast every few minutes. Channel identifiers are displayed in the lower right corner. Pop-up advertising takes up the lower third of the screen. During commercial breaks, the volume is often raised to uncomfortable levels. I would rather pay them off so I didn't have to look at it all.

Google brewing 'offline' web office apps

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wonderful

Sounds like HTML 5 will be fertile ground for the next generation of virus and worm authors. Bravo.

eCard scammer avoids jail

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How?

I have seen those ignoring traffic signals get more jail time.

Child offered for sale on Xbox Live

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Could have been me

I would have put my sister up for sale in a heartbeat when I was younger; but, the technology did not exist at the time.

Suit seeks close of Craigslist's red-light district

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Pirate

Not surprising

This is not surprising to anyone who has dealt with the Illinois police department. The slightest infraction of any law is met with overwhelming and unnecessary ferocity.

US cops called to McDonalds menu cock-up

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Blown out of scope

It doesn't matter which shop and which cash register I would have been in front of. If I hand a clerk money for goods, the money is taken out of my hands, then I'm told "Sorry, tough luck. We don't have the goods and we're not giving you a refund..." There would have been a lot of yelling and screaming. Matter of fact, it would be the manager of the store calling 911 to remove ME from the store. The woman was robbed. Screw the McNuggets.

Facebook sues 'Spamford' Wallace over spam scam

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Stop

Lock him up already

Lock him up, clip his connection, confiscate his computers. People have been sent to prison for far less. Why is this guy still making headlines?

Fresh privacy fears over IE 8 Suggested Sites

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Yet another feature I don't need or want

This is another solution for advertisers to drum up traffic and a solution for Microsoft to charge for the service. I don't need any "suggestions" for where to surf. I've been doing it quite nicely on my own without any help.

Windows Vista stuck on single digit enterprise adoption

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I have no problem with Vista

I have no problem with Vista. I switched to OS X.

Adobe claims Apple 'collaboration' on iPhone Flash

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IT Angle

I think I know what's going on

It's starting to sound like the programmer who wrote Flash for Adobe quit the company and they're scrambling to recover.

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