* Posts by Nameless Faceless Computer User

372 posts • joined 31 Dec 2007

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Ever wonder why those Apple iPhone updates take so damn long?

Nameless Faceless Computer User

Anyone who knows Apple releases knows the following to be true.

10.0 - buggy experimental version

10.1 - alpha testing version with major issues

10.2 - beta testing version with minor issues

10.3 - pre-release stable version

10.4 - first usable operating system

All it takes is patience for Apple to quit testing their operating systems and google "ios problems" BEFORE allowing the phone to "upgrade" - and, consider upgrades mandatory.

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Samsung Galaxy S8+: Seriously. What were they thinking?

Nameless Faceless Computer User

It's got to have a better camera than Apple's iPhone 7. I've never seen anything this bad.

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Malware 'disguised as Siemens software drills into 10 industrial plants'

Nameless Faceless Computer User

here's ya problem

PLC's don't need to run Windows. They run a specialized language known as IEC_61131-3 which is very happy running on Linux.

PLC's don't need to be connected to the Internet. First rule of security, physically isolate the network.

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PDP-10 enthusiasts resurrect ancient MIT operating system

Nameless Faceless Computer User

I used to dial into the PDP-10 using an ASR-33 and a modem which had a pair of suction cups.

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Wow, look out, hackers: Trump to order 60-day cybersecurity probe

Nameless Faceless Computer User

The proper title is King Trump, not President Trump.

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Programmer finds way to liberate ransomware'd Google Smart TVs

Nameless Faceless Computer User

I want my TV to be a TV.

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Apple sued by parents of girl killed by driver 'distracted by FaceTime'

Nameless Faceless Computer User

When I was learning the buttons on my new Jeep's radio, while I was parked, after a few minutes the radio took the time out to warn me, "Drive your Jeep." I appreciated the concern.

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HBO slaps takedown demand on 13-year-old girl's painting because it used 'Winter is coming'

Nameless Faceless Computer User

Talk is cheap. Lawyers are not. Where can I donate some money to take these clowns down?

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Make Christmas Great Again: $149 24-karat gold* Trump tree ornament

Nameless Faceless Computer User

It's ugly

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Samsung patches Galaxy Note 7 to not explode as two-thirds of phones recalled

Nameless Faceless Computer User
Flame

Samsung Galaxy Note 7 - the new Darwin Award.

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Is Apple's software getting worse or what?

Nameless Faceless Computer User

It's the fault of those wanting instant gratification - those who wait in line for days for the latest shiny toy when it's possible to just wait a few months. Look at the minor revision of Apple's software to refer to this chart:

10.0 - alpha unstable pre-release for unpaid testers

10.1 - beta release for those who enjoy reporting bugs

10.2 - official pre-release for those who will accept a few bugs to gain a couple of extra features.

10.3 - first stable release. Be prepared to be disappointed.

10.4 - most but not all bugs have been squashed. You'll have to learn to live with any remaining bugs.

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Good God, we've found a Google thing we like – the Pixel iPhone killer

Nameless Faceless Computer User

Read the fine print

Using Google's cloud storage, read the fine print. You are prohibited from storing a long list of prohibited content, begging the question how would they know and why would they care? Perhaps because they're a bit too generous with sharing your files with the world.

When you upload or otherwise submit content to our Services, you give Google (and those we work with) a worldwide license to use, host, store, reproduce, modify, create derivative works (such as those resulting from translations, adaptations or other changes we make so that your content works better with our Services), communicate, publish, publicly perform, publicly display and distribute such content. The rights you grant in this license are for the limited purpose of operating, promoting, and improving our Services, and to develop new ones. This license continues even if you stop using our Services (for example, for a business listing you have added to Google Maps).

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Yahoo! couldn't! detect! hackers! in! its! network! but! can! spot! NSFW! smut! in! your! office?

Nameless Faceless Computer User

why is still still a thing?

Why is looking at porn at work still a thing? Back in ancient times, porn seekers would use the company Internet connection since "the net" was either unavailable at home or was only available on dial-up. Today we've got 3G, 4G, and LTE on our mobile devices - which are often faster than the company network because of all the damn filtering.

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Self-driving Google car T-boned in California crash

Nameless Faceless Computer User

I'm sure it's only a glitch, a temporary setback.

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Dev teaches bot to talk spammers' ears off

Nameless Faceless Computer User

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem. Simply deleting and filtering is fine for you but the problem will continue to grow unless people take a proactive approach.

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2,000 year old man found dead near 2,000 year old computer

Nameless Faceless Computer User

I used to work with that guy.

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T-Mobile USA leaked free access to sites with '/speedtest' in the URL

Nameless Faceless Computer User

Irony

Neat hack.... although T-Mobile already provides free LTE for streaming music.

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T-Mobile USA: DON'T install Apple's iOS 10, for the love of God

Nameless Faceless Computer User

Rev x.0 of anything is for the beta testers. If you install 10.0 don't complain that you found a bug because that's what you signed up for. Enjoy.

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The next Bond – Basildon or Bass-Ass? YOU decide

Nameless Faceless Computer User

Waiting for Michael Keaton

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Microsoft releases firmware fix for faulty Surface Pro 3 batteries

Nameless Faceless Computer User

And if you have a Surface pro 3 running Windows 7? No fix for you.

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Apple sued over shoddy iPhone touchscreens

Nameless Faceless Computer User

But, wait... there's a fingerprint reader.

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FAA powers up an invisible hand, groping the skies for rule-busting biz drones

Nameless Faceless Computer User

Everyone knows the proper way to bring down a drone is with a trained eagle.

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McDonald's launches wearable then pulls it after kid feels the burn

Nameless Faceless Computer User

probability of 1:1, "The bag said the toys were made in China."

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Hilton hotels' email so much like phishing it fooled its own techies

Nameless Faceless Computer User

1) Don't click on email links.

2) Don't open email attachments.

3) Trust no one.

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AT&T dinged for $7.75m after letting scammers gouge customers (again)

Nameless Faceless Computer User

Not surprised. My first contract with AT&T included 30 free minutes. When my 2nd month's bill came in, it was apparent that I was not to receive 30 free minutes a month but rather just 30 free minutes... then billed per minute for the rest of the contract. They were fined for that one as well. I didn't see any money back. I was issued a long distance pre-paid card. yippie.

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Ditch your Macs, Dell tells EMC staff

Nameless Faceless Computer User

Re: apple only? (@Nate Amsden)

Back in the dark ages of PC's, Dell did exactly that - offered a cheaper system with an alternate operating system. The Redmond lawyer team descended on Dell and squashed that with great haste.

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Free Windows 10 upgrade: Time is running out – should you do it?

Nameless Faceless Computer User

In a perfect world, I should not notice if Windows was version 7, 8, or 10. It should sit quietly in the background and run my applications. I never boot my computer and say to myself, I have to run Windows today. I say to myself, I have to check my email, edit my photographs, write my documents, and do my work.

Operating systems have become beasts which we have to spend weeks asking ourselves, What settings and patches to I have to make to have it sit quietly in the background again?

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Windows 10 a failure by Microsoft's own metric – it won't hit one billion devices by mid-2018

Nameless Faceless Computer User

Re: Pulling dick moves has historically worked really well for Apple.

Apple is a lot more subtle about it. They offer gizmos you don't need, like iPhone Siri and iTunes Genius that quietly collect your personal data. Microsoft just slips it into Media Player. Apple offers upgrades to features you didn't ask for and don't need, like the ability to answer your phone on your computer. Microsoft just surprises you in the morning, when you wake up to Win10 and find all your applications are broken.

They try to out-do each other being dicks.

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Get ready for mandatory porn site age checks, Brits. You read that right

Nameless Faceless Computer User

It's less about age verification and more about pushing all that naked content to where the search engines cannot find it. It's about grabbing control of the Internet for wholesome commercial purposes by weeding out anything which doesn't fit into the business model.

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FBI won't jail future US president over private email server

Nameless Faceless Computer User

Hillary is the only person who can stop Trump. Does anyone, anywhere not want that to happen? We can forgive some sloppy email handling.

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Visiting America? US border agents want your Twitter, Facebook URLs

Nameless Faceless Computer User

... because terrorists would obviously announce their evil intentions on their Twitter feed before crossing the boarder.

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'I urge everyone to fight back' – woman wins $10k from Microsoft over Windows 10 misery

Nameless Faceless Computer User

Months after being caught, Microsoft still lists KB3035583 as a critical update. If you don't have that number memorized and know how to deal with it, you may have already been bitten by those snakes.

I buy a computer to run my applications, not the operating system. Every time someone "updates" the operating system, my apps break. That's a hostile and purposeful act.

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Spam King sent down for 30 months

Nameless Faceless Computer User

about time

He's a criminal. Lock him up already. WHY is this taking so long?

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Bloke flogs $40 B&W printer on Craigslist, gets $12,000 legal bill

Nameless Faceless Computer User

Re: The UK WWII loans to the UK were paid off

Demanding that Germany pay damages from WWI lead to WWII.

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Smartwatches: I hate to say ‘I told you so’. But I told you so.

Nameless Faceless Computer User

I started wearing an actual analog watch again. It displays the date. Haven't replaced the battery since I've owned it.

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Lights! Camera! Infraction! Filmmakers behind 117 meeellion robocalls to shift DVDs

Nameless Faceless Computer User

Now onto the other millions of calls about Canadian pharmacy, you've won a free cruise, I'm from Microsoft to help you with a security problem, and you owe us a huge amount of money - please confirm your identity.

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Steve Jobs movie gets October release date

Nameless Faceless Computer User

I would rather see a movie about the engineers and designers who made the Apple toys, not the nasty CEO they had to work for.

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Apple's iOS updates brick iPads

Nameless Faceless Computer User

...discontinues all updates until the word "update" and "brick" does not appear in the same sentence.

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Help! We're being crushed, cry billionaire cable giants

Nameless Faceless Computer User

It's not just the cable companies

I have a choice of Verizon and Optimum cable. The town next door has forbidden Verizon from running fiber optic cable to provide an alternative choice. The politicians all turn a deaf ear.

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Line by line, how the US anti-encryption bill will kill our privacy, security

Nameless Faceless Computer User

Couple of things

Bills like this are introduced in a vacuum of what the people actually want.

The news media will not cover it because they're too busy following what Donald Trump said yesterday.

If and when people actually hear the news, they won't understand it. The bill will have a cute title like, The American People Protection Act Against Terrorism or some other meaningless "sounds good" nomenclature.

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Here's a great idea: Let's make a gun that looks like a mobile phone

Nameless Faceless Computer User

It's just a gun

I think I can explain this to citizens of non-American countries who are oppressed by their own governments and do not have a right to carry a gun. Gun laws vary by state. In states which allow carrying a gun, those who carry usually must carry guns concealed. A phone gun is an attempt to better comply with the law.

At the end of the day, it's still just gun - and, a modest caliber and limited capacity, obviously designed to be defensive rather than offensive and to comply with local regulations.

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Ever wondered what the worst TV show in the world would be? Apple just commissioned it

Nameless Faceless Computer User

Not even close

The worst TV show in the world was Cop Rock which aired just 11 episodes in the 90's.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cop_Rock

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Apple stuns world with Donald Trump iPhone

Nameless Faceless Computer User

still waiting...

still waiting for that iPhone which is double the thickness and has 3x the battery life.

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Hillary Clinton private email server probe winding up – reports

Nameless Faceless Computer User

so what

I used to run my own mail server at home to maintain a mailing list of 120 people. It's so much faster and the list is easier to keep up to date. It's not a stretch to think that a politician who sends out regular mailings would do the same. Just don't get the big deal.

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FBI v Apple spat latest: Bill Gates is really upset that you all thought he was on the Feds' side

Nameless Faceless Computer User

Bill Who?

The irony is that both Microsoft and Apple snoop on their own customers. On the Windows platform, Media Player secretly phoned home with media library listings. Apples does the exact same thing but calls it "Genius" "Siri" and "Album Art" - more like insidious, asking consumers to sign a 46 page agreement that all their information will be sent to Apple's server farm in exchange for providing a small convenience. Chances are the information the FBI seeks is already stored in the cloud as well as the phone.

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Boeing just about gives up on the 747

Nameless Faceless Computer User

Re: So long old friend

Because you can't fly 13 hours non-stop to Asia in a Cessna [Skyhawk]

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iOS 9 kludged our iPhones, now give us money, claims new lawsuit

Nameless Faceless Computer User

Upgrade or else

Apple has been doing this for years. All of their updates are targeted towards new hardware while sometimes crippling older models. My Mac is a few years old and the latest "upgrade" corrupted the video driver so I get occasional random flashing bars on my screen. But, keep the old software and new applications will fail to run.

On the iPhone, the settings icon illuminates a big red number 1 if there is an update. Apple has not provided a way to turn off the notification. Every time you turn your phone on, your eye is drawn to the indicator telling you to update your firmware. Common sense tells you to wait until you have investigated the release. Sometimes you just want to turn the damn indicator off by upgrading.

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Doctor Who: Even the TARDIS key can't unpick the chronolock in Face the Raven

Nameless Faceless Computer User

oh, I wasn't the only one to fall asleep during this episode. Wake me for the Christmas special.

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Yahoo! Mail! is! still! a! thing!, tries! blocking! Adblock! users!

Nameless Faceless Computer User

I use Yahoo! for my "spamhole" account. I haven't seen the adblock ban using the "classic" view.

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VMware warns of info leaks flowing from Apache-Adobe mess

Nameless Faceless Computer User

fyi

Yesterday, a unique email address associated with my VMWare account was spammed, indicating that my personal information was exposed through the website. fyi

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