* Posts by Colony

4 posts • joined 31 Dec 2007

Students Union reps vote to ban cheap booze for students


Not like it'll make any difference

Students nowadays don't drink at all anyway, they're all too busy buying overpriced coffee from Costa and sitting on Facebook all day. They think it's strange if you ever go for a lunchtime pint, let alone 3 or 4 times in one week, it makes me sick sometimes.

You'll also get odd looks if you dare to show up at the bar at 11am hoping for a nice pint at the same time as they're buying tea or coffee.

Gamers punted performance-enhancing pills


I need more mana?

Alternatively you could try mana potions (http://www.manapotions.com/). I somehow doubt thet they're anymore efficient than my general gaming fuel of copious quantities of Blue Bolt and Mars Bars though, those two will keep you going well after it gets light.

Brown ignores scientists and pushes pot reclassification


Common Sense?

Good to see Gordon Brown's not going to let a little thing like scientific advice get in the way of protecting the people from themselves. After all, if cannabis is a class B drug then all those people who were thinking about having a quiet spliff at home may suddenly decide that instead of doing something socially unacceptable that they should do something considered perfectly normal, like going to the pub, downing 10 pints and starting a fight. I can already see that making cannabis a class B drug's going to make a massive difference to the way we all live our lives.

Oops, silly me, I forgot there are local elections this year and Comrade Brown needs to do something to try and get the Mail readers to vote Labour.

QVC debuts Venturer HD DVD player


About Picture Quality

I hope I'm not the only one who can barely tell the difference between so-called HD and DVD pictures. I mean DVD and Xvid look similar enough to me already, 98% of the time. Hope I'm not going blind, I'm only 21.

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