* Posts by Christoph

3320 publicly visible posts • joined 24 Dec 2007

Fake docs rock real docs: Ex-Wall St guy accused of conning medics out of £27m for bogus cryptocurrency fund using faked paperwork

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"your church... none of them are a bank or financial advisor so they can't be trusted with your money."

Standard trick - use people who the victims know and trust, or are well known and respected in the community. That's the way people work - they assume it's not necessary to plough through all the checks because "X wouldn't lie to me".

Classic example of running a Ponzi scheme in this way: Bernie Madoff

Hey GitLab, the 1970s called and want their sexism back: Saleswomen told to wear short skirts, heels and 'step it up'

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When they demanded that women wear heels, did they make a legally binding commitment to cover all medical expenses for injury to their legs and feet from wearing those ridiculously impractical things? Including injuries from tripping or losing their balance, and also long-term damage from holding the feet in an unnatural position?

WannaCry ransomware attack on NHS could have triggered NATO reaction, says German cybergeneral

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Re: Disproportionate response?

Hack your enemy, use their computers to attack US computers, sit back with a bag of popcorn.

US's secret spy payload offloaded: Rocket Lab demos missile muscle with second Electron guided home

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Re: One small detail

The elephants land on the Turtle.

Remember the Clipper chip? NSA's botched backdoor-for-Feds from 1993 still influences today's encryption debates

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There was another problem with the Clipper chip. How do you persuade people in other countries to use computer kit that the US can spy on at whim?

"Only the government can decrypt it" - which government? If you mandate it in your country, what do you do about visitors? Force them not to use their own tech?

Even if you use it among the 'friendly' Five Eyes, they are promptly going to spy on each other.

What do big international firms do? Their executives are flying from country to country carrying kit that contains extremely valuable information. Which governments where and when can grab that for industrial espionage?

If the words 'new', 'AI', 'for', 'the', 'physical', 'world', 'accelerate' and 'Facebook' scare you, click this headline

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Can the camera recognise NO ENTRY, DANGER DO NOT ENTER, PRIVATE EMPLOYEES ONLY, CAUTION SLIPPERY FLOOR, etc. ?

We need to make it even easier for UK terror cops to rummage about in folks' phones, says govt lawyer

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What is the evidence for the need for these powers?

He is loudly claiming that the powers are deparately needed to protect us from those terrible $CURRENT BOGEYMEN$.

Where is the evidence for this need? How many times in the last few years did the lack of these powers cause a problem for the police?

No handwaving please. State the number of times, with supporting evidence.

Ancient Ore Crusher or KillBot 2000? NASA gets ready to pick a name for its Mars 2020 Rover

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Black Helicopters

Maybe the US Space Force will insist it be named All Your Planet Are Belong To Us

Big Falcon explosion as SpaceX successfully demos Crew Dragon abort systems

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Facepalm

Re: "given that the rocket is lost during the test anyway?"

"Anyway the new Boeing core business looks to have become "self-certifications and skipping tests to save on costs"."

Because that worked so well for Hubble.

From Soviet to science fiction icon, the weird life of Isaac Asimov 100 years on

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Re: Happy Xmas Eve!

I doubt he picked his birthday by the age of three when he left Russia? Or stuck to the original version of Christianity when he was Jewish?

Capita unfurls new consulting arm. Hmm, what shall we call it?

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Good name

The name makes it easy to remember to avoid them.

Trump Administration fast-tracks compulsory border facial recognition scans for all US citizens

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Look at the names of the people who produce technical breakthroughs in the US (which the US is critically dependent on). A very large proportion of those names are not Anglo-Saxon.

Let's learn from drone cockups: Confidential reports service opens up to unmanned fliers

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"Just Culture is one of the keystones of conventional aviation safety."

And with very good reason - lack of that was a contributing factor to the Tenerife disaster.

No wonder Bezos wants to move industry into orbit: In space, no one can hear you* scream

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Mushroom

It makes delivery easier

Your Amazon delivery will now arrive by re-entry capsule and parachute.

Unless there's a slight error due to the workers having to pack the parachutes too quickly and your package arrives as a meteorite, leaving a crater where your house was.

I'm still not that Gary, says US email mixup bloke who hasn't even seen Dartford Crossing

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Re: TV

++?????++ Out of Cheese Error. Redo From Start.

To avoid that Titanic feeling, boffins create an unsinkable hydrophobic metal with laser power

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Re: Could this reduce friction?

How long would this last in an actual marine environment, with all sorts of stuff growing on it?

UK ads watchdog slaps Amazon for UX dark arts after folk bought Prime subs they didn't want

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Re: Been there, done that

Same thing here. The sign up says "Welcome to Prime" without any confirmation whatever, but the carefully hidden cancellation repeatedly asks "Do you really want to lose all these wonderful benefits?"

Deus ex hackina: It took just 10 minutes to find data-divulging demons corrupting Pope's Click to Pray eRosary app

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Re: I must Confess

Both Aziraphale and Crowley have claimed credit for causing the invention of this.

Blood money is fine with us, says GitLab: Vetting non-evil customers is 'time consuming, potentially distracting'

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I'm sorry, but someone had to say it

What a stupid git

'We go back to the Moon to stay': Apollo vets not too chuffed with NASA's new rush to the regolith

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The money was not spent in space. It did not disappear.

The money was spent on Earth, stimulated the economy, and is still circulating.

Remember the FBI's promise it wasn’t abusing the NSA’s data on US peeps? Well, guess what…

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That's terrible

You mean they are treating American Citizens in the same way that they have given themselves the right to treat every other person in the world?

As if American Citizens were just ordinary people? Not shining examples to the rest of the world of what they ought to be aspiring to but obviously can never be because they are not American Citizens?

Tough luck, Jupiter, you've lost your crown for now: Boffins show Saturn has more moons

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Joke

New moons?

Aren't new moons rather tricky to see? It would be easier to find full moons.

Do you run on a cloud Down Under, where data's shared and governments plunder... Oz joins US, UK in info search-warrant law

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Is there any provision for publishing statistics of the subpoenas? For instance, how many times the US has demanded the private information of people in the UK but insisted that this must be kept secret from the victim?

Google causes more facial-recog pain, machine learning goes quantum ­– and how to lose a job if an AI doesn't like your face

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They could extend the system by having it analyse the bumps on the applicant's head to predict their personality.

Watch out! Andromeda, the giant spiral galaxy colliding with our own Milky Way, has devoured several galaxies before

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Re: There's a simple fix

No. Either find out what causes the direction to keep switching and stop it doing that, or simply stop dropping matter in while the jet is pointing the wrong way. Details to be refined once we get close enough to see what actually happens there.

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Boffin

There's a simple fix

You know those pictures of active galaxies firing matter out of their poles, but in bursts toggling in opposing directions?

We've got plenty of time to develop interstellar travel and get to the core, then we divert matter into the central black hole to make it active.

But we only let it fire matter in one direction.

The ejected matter goes one way, the black hole goes the other way and drags the Milky Way galaxy with it. So we simply fly the galaxy away from Andromeda.

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Re: 4 billion years until impact!

4 billion? Oh thank god, I thought at first they said 4 million.

Oh cool, Alibaba's first home-grown AI chip. Oh wait, it's only for its own cloud servers... for now

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Facepalm

Tariffs

We've got to stop China competing with us, by forcing them to develop their own world-class semiconductor industry.

Several months after the fact, CafePress finally acknowledges huge data theft to its customers

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Re: Base64!

And then applied a Caesar cypher. If it was good enough for him ...

If you have enough of this type of gut microbe, you can get drunk for free after eating carbs

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Re: OMFG...

I wonder what hapens when someone gets arrested for drunk driving from this? Is there any way to prove the cause?

And what is the legal position? If someone knows that this will happen then obviously they should refrain from driving, but are they legally obliged to?

Flying priests crop-dust Russian citizens with holy water to make them stop boozing and bonking

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Devil

Has anyone warned Crowley?

US government sues ex-IT guy for breaking his NDA (Yes, we mean Edward Snowden)

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Re: Not Surprised

They have specifically said so themselves:

Uncle Sam's legal eagles appear to have anticipated this by insisting that it "does not seek to stop or restrict the publication or distribution of Permanent Record." It claims it just wants to stop Snowden from being paid.

And I don't believe for a moment that they haven't heard of the Streisand Effect.

MIT boffins turn black up to 11 with carbon nanotubes that absorb 99.995% of light

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"will be able to properly engineer the ultimate black.

'Ultimate' black depends how you define the frequency range you are measuring. Even if you can get it to reflect zero visible light, it's still going to emit infra-red (or longer waves if it's really chilled) since it's not at absolute zero.

Astroboffins baffled as black hole at center of Milky Way suddenly a lot hungrier than before

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Someone fed it

One wafer thin mint

A peeling solution to pothole has split the community... Yeah, they stuck a banana tree in it

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I used to drive through the Socialist Republic of Islington once a month, back when they put all the council's money into important things like international politics rather than fixing the roads. I was able to avoid the enormous potholes as I could remember where they were - they had been there for years.

UK ISPs must block access to Nintendo Switch piracy sites, High Court rules

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Re: Aren't UK laws optional these days ?

In Australia even the laws of Mathematics are optional.

Cloud, internet biz will take a Yellowhammer to the head in 'worst case' no-deal Brexit

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Re: What's in a name?

We voted for Blue ration books so the government must deliver them!

Royal Navy seeks missile-moving robots for dockyard drudgery

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Mushroom

Is anyone else reminded of that short Minions film with the trainee minions moving missiles?

Massachusetts city tells ransomware scumbags to RYUK off, our IT staff will handle this easily

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"systems compartmentalization further limited the reach of the software nasty."

Just hope you don't have a Big Boss who demands full access to every machine and then gets his own machine infected by ignoring basic safety rules.

Stalking cheap Chinese GPS child trackers is as easy as 123... 456 – because that's the default password on 600k+ of these gizmos

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Never mind the hackers, what about the parents?

"eavesdrop on the built-in microphone"

What does it do to those children, knowing that their parents can listen in on everything that they say or is said to them? Any time, any place, they are under constant monitoring. That could have life-long effects. It certainly won't lead them to trust their parents in anything.

The time a Commodore CDTV disc proved its worth as something other than a coaster

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Re: More common than you might think.

"Those ID10T level questions you have to go through every time you ring tech support? "

ObXKCD

'I radically update my course module almost every year to keep up with the rate of change'

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"Facebook. ... take its translation capabilities, for example."

I'd much rather not. Google's translate gives you a very good idea of the meaning, with occasional weirdness. Facebook's translate gives you a mess of gobbledygook with occasional meaning.

Auditors bemoan time it takes for privatised RAF pilot training to produce combat-ready aviators

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Isn't it lucky it didn't take seven years to learn to fly Spitfires?

The top three attributes for getting injured on e-scooters? Having no helmet, being drunk or drugged, oddly enough

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"people wounded from accidents with bloody e-scooters"

The article assumes that they were all riding the scooters. Were there any injuries of pedestrians struck by them?

For Foxit's sake: PDF editor biz breached, users' passwords among stolen data

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If the passwords were not salted and hashed, they have major problems. Anyone not doing that in 2019 should be fired for incompetence.

If the passwords are salted and hashed then what is stored is the hash which is a fixed length. Therefore imposing an arbitrary password length limit is completely pointless. You need some limit on buffer length and calculation time, but 20 characters?

I just love your accent – please, have a new password

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And three possible languages - English, Scots, Gaelic.

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Caller-ID proves whose phone is being used, not who is using it. Easy option for 'pranks' for the person at the next desk.

Gov flings £10m to help businesses get Brexit-ready with, um... information packs

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\We will help businesses get ready for Brexit

By paying other businesses, who have no more idea than anyone else, to work out exactly what will be needed (without knowing what will actually be happening) and produce information packs to tell other companies what they will need to do to prepare.

The entire process including that preparation will have plenty of time - a whole month!

We will hack back if you tamper with our shiz, NATO declares to world's black hats

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If you don't like a neigbouring country, hack computers in that country and then use those to hack computers in the US. NATO will kindly crush them for you.

Beware the developer with time on his hands and dreams of Disney

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Re: back shift operations..

Then there was the game of Space Invaders which ran on a line printer. Print out the screen on fan-fold paper, wait for a user key, print out the amended screen.

This was at AWRE Aldermaston - there's a fictionalised account in Dave Langford's "The Leaky Establishment" but it did actually happen, as did most of the events in that book other than (hopefully) the main plot.