@DirkGently
> If it were an agnostic slogan, it would read "THERE'S POSSIBLY NO GOD..."
If it were truly an agnostic slogan, it would read "I DON'T KNOW WHETHER THERE'S A GOD, AND NOR DO YOU."
If it were a weak atheist slogan, it would read "I DON'T BELIEVE THERE'S A GOD."
If it were a strong atheist slogan, it would read "THERE IS NO GOD."
If it were a deist slogan, it would read "GOD IS."
If it were a theist slogan, it would read "THERE IS A GOD!"
If it were a baptist slogan, it would read "THERE IS A GOD, AND HE LOVES YOU!"
If it were a Russian Orthodox slogan, it would read "THERE IS A GOD, AND HE HATES YOU!"
If it were a Catholic slogan, it would read "THERE IS A GOD, AND HE HATES US ALL." followed by an elaborate sad Virgin Mary smiley.
If it were a C of E slogan it would read "I JUST GO FOR THE HYMNS. ANYONE FOR A NICE CUP OF TEA?"
If it were a Muslim slogan, it would have been defaced by a barely-literate Daily Mail reader.
I'd get my coat, but I can't be sure whether it exists.