Posts by dervheid

I remember it as...

"Hitler, has only got one ball.

Goring, has two but very small.

Himmler, has something similar,

and poor old Goebblels, has no balls, at all"

Anyway, if it's in 'The Sun', it MUST be true...

Well said...

"Great we can all drive electric cars, but nobody really seems to be thinking of how we will manage to charge millions of electric cars."

...that man (or woman, sorry moderatrix)!

Anonymised files?

Right...

How about this;

Just leave things as they are.

And just to make people feel even more wretched...

those cheeky geordies are back with another dose of televisual diarrhoea.

Pftt!

And?

Makes a change

And there was me thinking they only debated the latest BBC broadcasting 'outrage'.

Caution! Bandwagon Alert!

I can just hear the cries of "Sack the fucking lot of em" beginning.....Now.

Woo Hoo!

I knew it didn't!

<no you didn't>

<yes he did, shut up you>

<jeez, will you two chill out>

<no> <fuck off hippy>

<FFS, you three, keep the noise down, he'll HEAR us>

<sorry> <shhh> <bummer>

Did someone say something? I thought I heard voices a moment ago. Must be my imagination. Need to relax....

"I suspect some photoshop jokey in N Korea...

is going off for 'reeducation' (sorry, I mean, 'retraining') right now..."

"But of course digging six foot deep hole out here in jungle is good preparation for re-learning. Now, please to lie face down for next exercise"

Yet another launch

of a crippled ship.

Don't see the point of this without the wi-fi capability.

Vodaphone; FAIL

This has as much chance of success...

as Celtic do against Manchester United tonight.

(Lights blue touchpaper and stands back to admire the fireworks)

How fucking stupid..

do you have to be to continue to do this.

Go to your local Tescosainsburymorrisonsasda supermarket

Buy a bluetooth headset (from about a tenner upwards)

Either use it or don't use the phone whilst you drive.

(and if you're mobe hasn't got bluetooth, buy one of the wired hands-free kits @ about £2)

So, how many deserters...

will now return to VM?

Exactly.

Win / Win for Rupe again.

It's all in the tactics. You only have to remember what happened to ITV Digital after Rupe 'let' them outbid him for the footie ("Oh, shit, we bid HOW MUCH? We're screwed!). And who picked up a lot of the pieces?

It's astounding...

that so many bodies like BVG and NS have their heads so far up their own corporate arses.

Of course, the fact that they both appear to be developing or releasing their own 'versions' of these apps has absolutely no bearing on the matter whatsoever.

Does it?

Look out, look out...

the Thought Police are about!

No doubt the 'meja' will blow this all out of proportion. Again.

Has this country completely lost it's sense of humour since the 70's?

Wait... oh. Apparently it has.

Bugger.

Dear boltar

Just a note to remind you to take your medication, as you have clearly forgotten.

What's that you say, you're not on medication, you're just fed up with all the whining noobs.

Well, congratulate yourself for being ever so clever as to be able to use all those complicated ifconfig, iwconfig and dhcp command line tools.

Give yourself a pat on the back, Mr Clever Clogs.

I'm sure your long, hairy simian arms can reach all the way round there, no problem.

Harsh...

but fair.

That's what happens when you bite the hand that feeds you.

The moral of the story;

Think it, just don't publish it!

If by "National" they mean...

"South East Engerlund" then yes.

Personally I was LMFCO, especially after all the build-up, hype and fanfares.

Did feel sorry for the poor fuckers caught up in it all though, with the exception of a few, well publicised, 'celebrity' incidents of course. (No names, no pack drill, for legal reasons obv.)

Don't think anyone else up here in the Land of Jock was 'embarrassed' by it either.

"Exactly how the bundle pack will be presented is also still unknown"

Hopefully, for those gullible souls who rush to buy this, an old school "plain brown paper wrapper" will be the order of the day.

Sticking with the 'old school' theme, maybe it'll come in a "Lucky Bag".

or if you're 'really old school', that'd be a "Jamboree Bag" (come on, don't be shy, I know that there are LOTS of you out there old enough to remember those)

If I were Motorola

I'd be more worried about actually being able to sell more than half a dozen of these overpriced fashion statements (it states "I'm a tw*t with no fashion sense and more money than brains") in the first place, than them actually being sold on "for a profit" (LOL) anywhere.

Live close to an airport...

expect it to be noisy!

Either invest in a decent set of ear protection or move elsewhere.

If you were there before the airport, then I DO sympathise with you, if you 'chose' to live there after it was built, then you just have to DEAL WITH IT!