Posts by dervheid

Why

so much discussion about how to circumvent the filters?

Simple solution: grow a pair and TURN THE FUCKER OFF!

Surely the best way to send Cuntmoron and co the message.

Clarity?

What part of "no mid contract price rises" do you NOT fucking understand?

or

Price rise = material change in contract terms = customer may cancel.

It's not difficult.

Instead of putting the onus onto us

Why don'y THEY do THEIR job and get this sorted out so that Amazon (and all the others) CAN'T avoid paying the tax they should be due.

Wouldn't it be poetic justice

If this were to turn out to be the phone that Nokia 'should' have made.

Wish them all the luck that they're going to need.

And yes, I AM an ex Nokia user, now gone to Android.

WindowsPhone can kiss my substantial, hairy arse.

Dear Met Office

Just a polite reminder that as taxpayers, YOU work for US.

NOT the other way round.

Now, if you want to retain/regain a shred of credibility, stop being a shower of utter dicks and cough up the documents.

Not bothered

Don't use IE, except at work.

So

Basically

Fuck 'em.

Farenheit 451

Currently 'unavailable' on Kindle

Goes to 'Man Drawer'

Locates black 'webcam isolation' tape. Check.

Back to using keyboard shortcuts. Check.

Fuckemall. Check

"these can be disabled. Unlike the tracking in the bins."

*turns off wifi* *walks away*

Electronic 'identity' tattoos

Cos that's what they'll be. D'you *really* think it'd only be your password on there?

If I recall correctly, there was a 20th century attempt at that sort of thing.

Dear Microsoft

Do you want your shiny new console to be a success? Yes?

Then you need to quash this rumour flat. Because if this is true, then your new console is pretty much dead in the water.

Oh, and please don't counter it with the threat of "Well, we'll just kill of the '360 and force you to buy the One", because I suspect that 99.999% of gamers will retort to that with a resounding "Fuck You"

A turd

is just a turd, regardless of what other name you give it.

make your mind up, Sky...

the most recent communique from Murdoch's Empire (Dum, dum, dum, dum-dum-dum, dum-dum-dum...) is this

http://help.sky.com/security/protect-your-family/mcafee-parental-controls

Which is a lovely give-away of McAfee Parental Controls

Now, I don't WANT this POS on my machines, and have an 'understanding' of what's acceptable for my 15yo to access and the consequences of going 'outside the fence'.

I DO NOT need my ISP dictating to me what I cannot access. If you want to initiate this, Sky, then you need to make it OPT-IN.

Can't be long now

Until Nokia finally die. Thanks Microsoft. Thanks for nothing...

No "Class Action" against Microstuffed?

Suerly that sort of clause would fall under the category of unfair terrms and conditions in this country.

Smells more of fear than confidence in your product to me.

Shower of cnuts.

I can only imagine

that this MUST have been formulated by the (surely by now) failing Jazz-Mag industry as a last attempt to prop up their now outdated business model. Let's face it, when was the last time there was a major sighting of the now fabled 'Pornographicus Hedgii'

A bit like the thrashings of the music industry after their failure to see the potential from downloadable music.

And before anyone jumps in with "no music upset little kiddies", I would suggest that you need to broaden your musical horizons.

Ultimately though

YOUR internet connection - Your responsibility, not your ISP's, Not the scumvernment, or some faceless censor.

Sea level will rise...

And in other news, the sky is blue, water is wet, and bears shit in the woods. Sea levels have historically been higher than they currently are, and no doubt will be again.

What the fuck is

an "Inverse femtobarn". Or more precicely, how much?

Why the fuck...

should microstuffed, or anyone else for that matter, be allowed to dictate to me what I can, or can't do to MY hardware?

Yes, I KNOW there's a 'workaround', but if the swiss cheese that is a windows OS was actually secure in it's own right...

"Symbian still doesn't have a Kindle app. And neither does Meego"

There's lots of other 'apps' that haven't surfaced on symbian, not even on 'anna'

it's a bit of a pain in the arse, cos otherwise I'm more than happy with my N8 (free satnav, which actually works!)