* Posts by Matt Ryan

39 posts • joined 11 Dec 2007

BT announces Gavin Patterson to become ex-CEO

Matt Ryan

Re: Something is wrong.

And despite his ejection from BT, he'll be exactly the right person to lead some other telco into ruin. Of course, he'll probably drain a few 10s millions of pounds from the next one before he is booted again.

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Dixons to shutter 92 UK Carphone Warehouse shops after profit warning

Matt Ryan

Can't say I'm surprised. Unless the new strategy is to fix the woeful customer service, the only way they are going is down.

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Xerox flip-flops on US$6.1 billion Fujifilm flip after investor flap

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If others saw more value in Xerox they could have bought shares and stopped Icahn. They didn't, the market spoke - the value wasn't there, and now he gets to do what he wants.

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There will be blood: BT to axe 13,000 employees

Matt Ryan

Re: No people skills whatsovever

Knew Gavin when I worked at Telewest - must be the looks that got him to the top of BT 'cos it ain't the brains.

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Car-crash television: 'Excuse me ma'am, do you speak English?' 'Yes I do,' replies AMD's CEO

Matt Ryan

Monaco quote

I preferred his "you don't get many of those to the pound" quote at the Monaco GP.

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Finland government buys a slice of Nokia

Matt Ryan

Is this Nokia Networks or HMD Global?

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UK Land Registry opens books on corporate owners

Matt Ryan

Re: However ...

A trust if not a trick if it's perfectly legal. The beneficiary of the trust doesn't own the assets (that's the trust) so only benefits from any rents, income etc that the trust pays out.

So for example, the fuss about the Duke of Westminster inheriting £9Bn without any inheritance tax is wrong as he doesn't - it's still owned by the trust.

He might get some money from it on an on-going basis (let's for argument say 5%) but he'll pay tax on that. The trust also has to pay our 6% of its entire asset value every 10 years in lieu of IHT so it doesn't avoid it. In fact 'we' get money earlier as you don't have to wait for him to die.

Not quite how it's made out in the media.

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HMRC's switch to AWS killed a small UK cloud business

Matt Ryan

Re: Investment?

You jest? https://www.gov.uk/capital-allowances

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So the 'Year of Linux' never happened. When is it Chrome OS's turn?

Matt Ryan

Fighting yesterdays battle

As more apps become online/web/cloud or mobile based then Chrome OS (especially with Android App support in a container) starts to become much more of a useful tool.

For some uses now (light, cheap access to the web) it's already the right answer.

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King Battistelli's swish penthouse office the Euro Patent Office doesn't want you to see

Matt Ryan

Being a technocratic placeman, what makes you think he won't be promoted? Next President of France perhaps?

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Startup offers $10,000 to Silicon Valley techies … who will leave Bay Area

Matt Ryan

Re: Yes, but...

You're not in the UK then...

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Anti-TV Licensing petition gets May date for Parliament debate

Matt Ryan

Of course you can - ignore all letters from the TV Licensing people and if (big if) someone from Crapita comes to the door, tell them to sod off.

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Cisco's Visual Networking Index: Rather optimistic traffic numbers, aren't they?

Matt Ryan

Vendor marketing is bullshit

Really? In other news, the Pope craps in woods and bears are catholic.

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HMS Queen Elizabeth is delayed, Ministry of Defence confesses

Matt Ryan

Is it incompetence? I'm a civil servant looking for a nice well paid job in a military contractor. Do I make it hard for them in my current job, or easy so they look favourably at me in future? Need to stop the revolving door between public sector and the private companies to address this problem.

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King Battistelli tries again to break Euro Patent Office union

Matt Ryan

Re: Hmmm...

Jeremy Corbyn?

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Customer: BT admitted it had 'mis-sold' me fibre broadband

Matt Ryan

Hopeless Ofcom

There is a difference between having the capability to provide a service (but discover on provision that there is no capacity) and not having the capability. In this case, BT can't provide FTTC but took the customers order anyway (presumably to boost sale commission, steal a customer from TalkTalk etc).

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BBC surrenders 'linear' exclusivity to compete with binge-watch Netflix

Matt Ryan

Re: End of the TV Licence

It's only 40p/day for you because others are extorted for the licence fee. Would you feel so happy about paying £4/day if only 1 in 10 took out a subscription?

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UK PM Theresa May's £2bn in R&D still a drop in the ocean

Matt Ryan

Brexit means Hard Brexit as that was the worst case scenario on offer and the majority still voted for it. Some may wish for something less than the UK leaving all EU treaties and institutions but at the end of the day if that's all on offer then that'll be what we get.

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Twitterstorm erupts over suspected murder of record-breaking earthworm

Matt Ryan

How to euthanise the worm

After reading the story I asked Google. Apparently you freeze them for 48 hours.

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Why you should Vote Remain: Bananas, bathwater and babies

Matt Ryan

This:

'On top of everything else, I'm disturbed by the correlation between those supporting "out" and those that have a habit of ignoring inconvenient science and facts, for example around climate change.'

smacks of the "Clerisy" outlined here http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/06/22/andrews_three_fabulous_reasons_to_leave/

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Is China dumping smartphones on world+dog?

Matt Ryan

Ignoring the sensible part...

Fashion

One-up-man-ship

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Accenture still a little peckish as it snaps up digi biz Chaotic Moon

Matt Ryan

Re: How does this fit?

The pay peanuts with the promise that maybe you'll end up at the top of the pyramid. Ponzi scheme at best.

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Time to move away from Windows 7 ... whoa, whoa, who said anything about Windows 8?

Matt Ryan

Because there are a number of people in the NHS benefiting from MS "hospitality" (sic)?

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Huawei Ascend P1 Android review

Matt Ryan

Samsung

Actually, the Samsung additions aren't too bad. The email client for example is better than stock. Touchwiz as a launcher is unobtrusive and the internals Touchwiz additions (codecs etc) are also handy.

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Top telly tech fails to drive new set sales

Matt Ryan

Apple Can Make Crap Sell

Stick and Apple badge on it and a shiney case - that'll sell boat loads of them

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Gatwick Airport security swoops on 3-inch rifle

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Thank Labour for the VCRA

This crap prohibits replica firearms which might be a reasonable course of action apart from the fact that the burden of proof is whether a person would be convinced it was real. If some old dear sees your kid with a water pistol and thinks it real then there is trouble. Even better its a strict liability law so you have to prove that your kid had a legitimate right to have it.

Based on this just having it confiscated was better than being charged with illegal possesion of a firearm.

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Exciting company seeks Linux engineer

Matt Ryan

Taking a Jedi

Jedi Knight ryhmes with?

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Dyson Air Multiplier desktop cooler

Matt Ryan
FAIL

Dyson vacuum cleaners

Agree with other about the vacuum cleaners - I bought mine because it was meant to be better suction and not fade with the bag getting clogged. Was a tempremental piece of crap that contantly overheaded despite cleaning/replacing the filters. On advise of tradespeople got a Henry with is *much* better. When the Dyson went to the tip it joined a long queue of others that were there.

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Easily spoofed traffic can crash routers, Juniper warns

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Serious bug...

Oh dear, the Juniper fanbois are only slightly less manic than Apple one's - I'm sure an IOS vs JunOS security/stability debate would not get excitable readers posting gumph.

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Google contradicts self, confirms own Googlephone

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Droid short for Android?

In which case a 'droid phone is indeed made by HTC...

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Muswell Hillbillies force BT to move broadband boxes

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Waterproof

I assume sitting in a nice hole in the ground the electronics would have wellies to keep them dry?

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Child exploitation chief to defend net snooping plans

Matt Ryan
Unhappy

Spineless ISPs

Most will hand over details if Plod knocks at the door with or without good reason.

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Linutop 2

Matt Ryan
Linux

Fit PC

I was after a small silent PC for the living room - I looked at various and the Fit PC was best for my use.

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BBC goes live... over Wi-Fi

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HTC S620

Not supported.

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Brit porn filter censors 13 years of net history

Matt Ryan

List of banned sites

They don't publish the list as it would just give paedophiles a place to start. Thats also the reason they don't tell you its blocked - you could reference every URL out there and see which ones said they were blocked - then you could build the list yourself (not likely I know unless you work for Google!). As for Demon, it could be that they use the usual method - list of bad URLs gets mapped to IP addresses, these are then routed within the ISP network to the filtering proxy which then blocks access to the actual URL. Demon may have balls this up and just drop all traffic to that particular IP address.

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Brit ISPs censor Wikipedia over 'child porn' album cover

Matt Ryan

Blame the government as well

The government told the ISPs that they either voluntarily block (using the IWF list) kiddie porn or that legislation would be bought in to force them to. The gutless one's (like VM) went and did it without any thought as to what the long term consequences would be - that's their bad. However the government are the thought controlling muppets that started this.

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Debian discord over de-classified developer proposal

Matt Ryan
Linux

Same old, same old...

Can someone explain how arguments within Debian about the new maintainer process are news?

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Virgin Media eases off bandwidth throttling

Matt Ryan

Money to invest in the network

That'll be from selling the voice platform to BT then I guess?

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