* Posts by Gwaptiva

93 posts • joined 11 Dec 2007

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Have we got a new, hip compound IT phrase for you! Enter... UserDev

Gwaptiva

I just wish someone would tell my boss we need at least half a dozen extra people to support a 2 person development team :)

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Wang, bang, thank you, mang: Acer exec off to sell PCs for Lenovo

Gwaptiva

Re: Wang

And ruined a perfectly decent ice hockey club :)

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Oracle finally targets Java non-payers – six years after plucking Sun

Gwaptiva

Re: All very dubious

"Gives clever people 3 years to leave."

And the very clever ones to smile quietly knowing that their rates are going to rise and rise.

I mean, COBOL is still around and those that know how to maintain it are making gold money. You all move to your fun languages, and I'll fatten my pension account with the Java left-overs.

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Microsoft, Slack et al will 'laugh their asses off' at IBM's biz messaging tool

Gwaptiva

Re: NIH

half-arsed Slack clone's half-arsed IRC clone

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Not-so Secret Rulers of the World gather to talk cybersecurity, AI and, er, TalkTalk?

Gwaptiva

Massive lecturer-audience discrepancy

So, 100-odd clueless world and business leaders are going to be Clueless in Dresden for 3 days. I mean, they invited the Dutch king who is already happy when he manages to tie his shoelaces in the morning

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Software snafu let EU citizens get referendum vote, says Electoral Commission

Gwaptiva

Unfortunately, the average citizen will be average, and therefore will be smarter than nearly half the population... that's very worrying indeed :D

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The EU wants you to log into YouTube using your state-issued ID card

Gwaptiva

This is going to be so easy to sabotage

Just use the I'm Spartacus principle. Just takes one person to share his ID card details and then the rest of the world can use that. Suddenly Mr Joe Bloggs will appear to have a bandwidth of a few exabits and the whole system comes tumbling down.

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Colander-wearing Irishman denied driver's licence in Pastafarian slapdown

Gwaptiva

Obviously a parody

No, to qualify as a religion you have to believe in normal rational things like virgin births, spontaneously combusting shrubberies and mountaineering aphorisms

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BMW complies with GPL by handing over i3 car code

Gwaptiva

Re: Life in a Call Center

And this is the exact reason that once you made the phone call without a resolution, you write a letter (or email if you are in a hurry) to the CEO or Chairman of the company you are trying to deal with with your complaint.

In the majority of organisations, these "executive complaints" get handled by a special team, with loooads of leeway and leverage, considering they were told by the CEO -- in reality his/her secretary, to make the complaint go away.

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Internet users don't understand security or privacy, says survey

Gwaptiva

Re: Government mistrust in Germany and Korea

Also, the German population seems to realise that "for valid national security reasons" tends to mean "for valid national security and business interests of the United States of America and its corporations"

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Spanish launch heroic bid to seize Brit polar vessel

Gwaptiva

A compromise suggestion

How about RRS Chatham?

It sure wouldn't be as "offensive" as Michiel de Ruyter :P

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BBC encourages rebellious Welsh town to move offshore

Gwaptiva

Re: Way to go, beeb! Increase your viewership at home. Any way to help us smaller left-pondians?

Jon Oliver did just that a few months back: Just start the Church of Small Convenience (Stores)

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A quarter of public sector IT workers have never used the cloud

Gwaptiva

The Cloud = The Ultimate in Vaporware

Thank FSM, the company I work for has been hosting our business application for some customers for 10+ years but we still call it Hosted Service. We occasionally joke that we should call it Cloud Edition, but we're afraid our customers will think our servers are hosted by the NSA

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The 'echo chamber' effect misleading people on climate change

Gwaptiva

As others have already pointed out, the issue is with actually finding out what the facts are, not just the facts we are being given. If nothing else, the Climategate affair demonstrated data is being withheld. I don't care about the reasons for this, it is not the way science should be done, and has dragged this science into the area of homeopathy and iriscopy: cherrypicked results to prove a position

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Angry Austrian could turn Europe against the US - thanks to data

Gwaptiva

In case of a verdict that tips the US Safe Harbour thingie, it would be interesting to see if the same can be done with the UK. Because data stored in the UK is as unsafe

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Lonely this Xmas? Nerds, n00bs and no-hopers' guide to dating apps, Pt.1

Gwaptiva

Re: Rugged?????

My body type is athletic

Shotputters are athletes, right?

Btw, real nerds don't own a smartphone, because they know it's a waste of money if nobody wants to talk to you

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Amazon workers in Germany stage CHRISTMAS STRIKE

Gwaptiva

Re: logistics? @ratfox

The city of Berlin tried to, and then got overruled by the federal courts. Sunday trading laws are the most relaxed in Berlin, but they do exist.

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Buy Your Own Device: No more shiny-shiny work mobe for you

Gwaptiva
Childcatcher

I don't even own a phone to bring into work. *Luddite icon please*

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How many telecoms firms left in Europe? Another mega-billion deal slated in France

Gwaptiva

So, the EU ban on monopolies with a market impact has led to fewer telecoms companies than when each state operated its own... whoddathunkit

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Origins of SEXUAL INTERCOURSE fished out of SCOTTISH LAKE

Gwaptiva

Well, since we've invented it...

the word FUCK is oors!

But we'll let you use it for a very reasonable license fee

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Hey, non-US websites – FBI don't have to show you any stinkin' warrant

Gwaptiva

Re: illegal abroad surely

Ok, so they get away with this line of defence without sparking a full-blown international scandal because it's possible to search a server in Iceland from the US.

Which is a bit rich for an agency (and its government) that is hellbound on treating the internet as the same as the physical world.

Can you imagine what the reaction would've been had the FBI flown out to Reykjavik to search suspect's appartment without a warrant... or even with a warrant signed by a US judge?

But if it's all the same, can the Met please perform a search of Mr G.W. Bush's private residence? No warrant needed, because it's abroad, and the crimes he's suspected of are quite serious

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So long Lotus 1-2-3: IBM ceases support after over 30 years of code

Gwaptiva

Re: Notes

Bit unfortunate way of saying it, but yes, the scripting/programming in Lotus was powerful but badly implemented. It was often quicker to develop from the ground up than to implement a change or a bug, even if it was your own code to start with.

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Germany strikes again over Amazon warehouse pay

Gwaptiva

Re: Who's being exploited?

Taking into consideration the still high levels of unemployment in the areas where Amazon has its distribution centres in Germany, plus the types of employment offered (low/unskilled manual warehouse/shipping work), the fact that in Germany you need to complete an apprenticeship to stack shelves or <strikethru>flip burgers</strikethru> work in system gastronomy, plus the relatively high numbers of immigrant workers, your free market idealism falls flat. There is nowhere else to go for a lot of many of these folk.

The free market is neither free, nor a market... if it were free, it would be Deutsche Bank, AIG and others that were broke and not Greece

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Uber alles... nein! Deutschland imposes NATIONWIDE BAN on taxi app

Gwaptiva

So, there we have it. There are illegal minicab drivers in the UK as well. The only difference appears to be the definition of what is a minicab. It just seems that German courts are going to interpret the definition of minicab to include cars booked through Uber (and possibly in the UK they aren't).

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US regulators OK sale of IBM's x86 server biz to Lenovo

Gwaptiva

Re: Quote from advert on El Reg

for "expect exciting changes", read: mass resource actions

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Pleased to meet you. I'm Joe Bloggs, MVP, vExpert, Cisco Champ

Gwaptiva

Re: T'was ever thus

Also, the risk with any kind of certification in IT is that people forget that the absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.

Plenty of people know their stuff without ever bothering (or being given the resources to bother) with the tests, paperwork, brown-nosing, or whatever else it takes to be noticed.

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Dead letter office: ancient smallpox sample turns up in old US lab

Gwaptiva

Spoilers ahead

Somebody call the guy called Pilgrim...

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Amazon sues former employee who took Google cloud job

Gwaptiva

I like the German system

In Germany, non-compete clauses are only enforceable if they are accompanied by full pay for the duration. So essentially, it's equivalent to an enforced garden leave. It's also limited in duration (I believe 6 months). Of course, it makes employees less attractive to competitors, because it gives you a notice period of 7 (or more commonly 9) months, but for most companies it's not worth to pursue it.

In all other cases, trying to enforce such provisions are met with outright rejection by courts, as it constitutes a restriction of trade not mandated by a court of law or authorised professional body.

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Amazon workers in Germany celebrate strike anniversary with ... ANOTHER STRIKE

Gwaptiva

Re: Perhaps it's time Amazon delivered a solution.

"Getting polish workers into Germany and paying them polish wages on the other hand..."

would make no difference, considering these jobs are subject to a nationwide CBA. Totally irrelevant what the nationality is of the people working there. And if you argued that Polish people wouldn't mind earning less, think again.

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Customisation is BAD for the economy, say Oz productivity wonks

Gwaptiva

Re: Warning sign

Worse, not only is it an admission that the entire report is without value, it is also an admission that they are trying to answer the wrong questions.

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Language-mangling Germans fling open Handygate to selfie-snapping whistleblowers

Gwaptiva
Stop

Don't you start, El Reg

Please please please do not lose your position as one of the last bastions of proper journalism by quoting The Local. It's not big and it's not clever. Before you know, you'll be copy/pasting press releases and making shouty headlines about immigrants...

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Feminist Software Foundation gets grumpy with GitHub … or does it?

Gwaptiva

All correct except

Throw, or share, statements are persondatory in all IO?

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Headmaster calls cops, tries to dash pupil's uni dreams - over a BLOG

Gwaptiva

Anarchist?

left libertarian, please

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Continuous delivery: What works (and what doesn't)

Gwaptiva

Something not to forget

It is already a nightmare to provide technical support to customers that have different releases when these releases have gone through proper testing at all levels, it's going to be hellish if every customer has different snapshots.

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UK mulls ban on tiny mobiles to block prison smugglers

Gwaptiva

Ban spoons!

They have been used by prisoners to dig tunnels...

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Japan's unwanted IT workers dumped in 'forcing-out rooms'

Gwaptiva

What sort of contract do these people have?

My contract specifies reasonably precisely the functions and activities I have been hired to fulfil, and if my employer would try something like that, I'd lawyer up immediately and sue them for breach of contract. An employment contract is a two-way street, in which I agree to work 40 hours doing X, Y and/or Z. If employer did not provide me with (enough) X, Y and/or Z to do, employer is in breach of the contract.

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British boffin muzzled after cracking car codes

Gwaptiva

Probably a rhetorical question

Considering this study wasn't a solo effort by Mr Garcia, but was co-executed/authored by a member of staff and a student of Nymegen University in the Netherlands, what is to stop them publishing it in the Netherlands? Or did I miss the bit that says that the Dutch have to care about UK court rulings?

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IBM, Accenture play blame game over $1bn project blowout

Gwaptiva
Holmes

There are three parties to this dispute, and I am sure that at least IBM will argue that project costs exploded because the requirements the customer wanted implementing were not the requirements it tendered for. That's how IBM (and others) make their money: the knowledge that the customer will want something else.

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BBC-featured call centre slapped with hefty fine for unwanted calls

Gwaptiva

Fine is fine, but why not go one step further?

To stop these cowboys cold calling, fining them is great and all that, but I do believe there are a few further steps that can (and should) be taken.

I assume this company operates a telephone exchange or switch(es), and as such are subject to the rules of OFCOM (they come in a Big Fat Book together with the licence to operate such devices). Rules broken, revoke licence.

Try and cold call someone with two tins and a piece of string, you twunts!

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'Pong' ported to 29-storey skyscraper 'screen'

Gwaptiva
Paris Hilton

At least I'm glad to see our project isn't the only one that takes forever to come up with something simple ;)

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RAF graduates first class of new groundbased 'pilots'

Gwaptiva

Glad to see there are at least still a few techies that have enjoyed/dured a classical edumacation.

And yes, it could have been just plain 'terram' (accusativus directionalis) but the original (and the mangled sub-heading) had the 'ad' with it. And yes, 'ad' always takes (or "governs") an accusative.

It's only been 25 years for me, but someone it won't release the brain capacitiy I need for Haskell or Erlang

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Gwaptiva
Headmaster

ad terram, actually

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Where were the bullet holes on OS/2's corpse? Its head ... or foot?

Gwaptiva

Re: uhm...

It was worse. IBM The Netherlands actually concocted an OS/2 + Windows in DualBoot crAptiva, and sold it to its retirees!!! Disaster! I did tech support on the bloody things, and guess where my nickname comes from :)

There were also quite a number Choose'n'Lose machines: You booted the first time and had to choose an OS: Windows 95 or Warp... guess the shock if someone called in that actually had chosen Warp... invariably by accident.

Mind you, Compaq shipped pre-installed OS/2 Warp long after IBM actually discontinued the product.

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Skype accused of ratting out user to private security without warrant

Gwaptiva
Meh

Re: The suspect hasn't been named

Does go to some silly extremes though. A while back there were articles in the papers that elderly couple Joe and Isabel Smith (names altered because I cannae remember the originals) had been murdered in their home. The articles then went on to relate how the police had arrested the prime suspect, the couple's son, Andrew S.

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Gwaptiva
Boffin

No poisoned chalice

Most European legal systems don't give a hoot about how evidence was acquired. in this case, information was handed to a private individual who then reported this to the police. No case there, because it wasn't the authorities that did wrong.

Secondly, even if it had been the police that broke into Skype's offices, hacked their computer systems and found the name, the evidence would still be admissible to try to convict the perpetrator. The police officers would, however, be charged with breaking and entering, computer hacking and whatnot. Two separate offences.

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Post-pub nosh deathmatch: Souse versus scrapple

Gwaptiva

What a complete waste

of a beef tongue. Just cooked in stock for a few hours, this is probably the most tender meat you can get. Bit of a bechamel sauce over it and voila, a flavour of my youth.

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Speaking in Tech: 'Calling it a cloud doesn't make it so'

Gwaptiva

Cloud: The ultimate in vapourware

As long as nobody has a standard definition of what is and what isn't cloud, I can define it myself and see if my customers pay extra for it.

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UK.gov blacklists Fujitsu from future contracts - report

Gwaptiva
Headmaster

No blacklist, but...

Government officials that state that "they do not operate a blacklist of vendors" are speaking the truth, but only in as far as that there is no list headed "Do Not Buy from These".

What there is is a list of "Risk Multipliers". The "cost" of any bid is assessed as the product of the price quoted and this multiplier.

So, all they need to do is make the multiplier for Fujitsu so extreme in relation to all others that the only way they could beat the "cost" of others is to do the work for free (in which case they'll probably be in violation of some price dumping legislation)

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Auditor: You know what Scotland needs? Proper IT experts

Gwaptiva
Flame

An another little problem...

Since the clearance of Silicon Glen, all IT experts had to move abroad

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Buzz: iPhone 5 arrives September 21, demand 'unprecedented'

Gwaptiva
Mushroom

wow, and can you make phone calls on one?

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