* Posts by Vic

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Passenger jet grounded by two-hour insect attack

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Re: Mark 85 What? No pitot covers?

<blockqoute>This led to many accidents, a common one being the captain touching the pitot tube. How would that harm him? They were electrically heated to avoid icing up in flight

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Cobblers.

All the pitot tubes I've used are electrically heated. There's a switch to turn the heater on. I use it on the second walk-round because it drains the battery.

It's part of the check to grab the pitot and check the heater is working. Some days, it's hard to tell if it is...

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Re: It's bad procedure to take off using your backup systems

What happens if they fail in flight?

Instrument Ratings require the pilot to be trained for various types of instrument failure. There is a fair bit of redundancy in the system.

Certain systems that aren't critical you can get away with, but the pitot and static air systems can and do cause crashes when they fail.

On a modern aircraft, you've always got GPS to fall back on. But a reasonably experienced captain could land an airliner entirely visually in the right conditions (i.e. VMC from a few miles out).

That said, there are clearly some remarkably inexperienced ATPL pilots around. Just look at AF447...

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Wot a COCKUP: Poorly NHS websites spawn SPAMMY VIAGRA ads

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HSCIC

Aren't these the guys who are responsible for looking after our care.data-slurped records?

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Tab for Xmas, Mr Consumer? Yes please. And Mr Busin... NOPE

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> I wonder if that number is all that bad

Yeah, it is.

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Cable thieves hang up on BT, cause MAJOR outage

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Scrappies need to get with the plan and not pay up for scrap without a history.

That'll be the Scrap Metal Dealers Act 2013, then.

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Final LOHAN test flights codenamed 'Punch' and 'Judy'

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> Actually, it was 1605.

Gone tea-time?

And I thought I was a late starter...

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Collective SSL FAIL a symptom of software's cultural malaise

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Re: Goto

> ALWAYS add braces around blocks of code

They haven't got you writing python yet, then?

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BOFH: He... made... you... HE made YOU a DOMAIN ADMIN?

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Re: Administrating a domain is a black art...

> Can't burn all of them

I believe the pertinent phrase is "Every Little Helps"...

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We nearly MISSED OUT on iOS7 redesign: But someone snatched Jony Ive from the jaws of quit

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Re: Reliant Robin?

> yes it bloody hurt when you slid off that long slippery seat.

Taught you to look out for potholes, though, with that tiny front wheel...

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Appeals court decides Dotcom warrant was legal after all

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Re: @NumptyScrub When Big Brother Is After You

> It's on again at 20:00 this evening, and I'll probably watch it now

Best not to.

It is an exceedingly disappointing attempt to bridge the brand over to another, younger actor...

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Re: Special offer, country for sale, going cheap...

> don't be surprised if your visa application acceptance rate drops

Well, George Bush did make a big fuss about his "War on Tourism"...

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Snowden journo boyf grill under anti-terror law was legal, says UK court

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Re: That's not actually possible...

> Show me a .gov.uk site with the full text of the "British Constitution" that you claim exists, or you have FAILED

The UK not having a single written constitution, that's clearly an impossible task. But if you take a look at this judiciary.gov.uk page, you'll see the following text :-

The United Kingdom, famously and almost uniquely, does not have a constitution that is contained in a written constitutional instrument. Its constitution is to be found in the statutes passed by Parliament and in the common law, the law developed over the centuries in the decisions of the courts.

So it's clear from the above that the UK *does* have a constitution - just not a single docuemt we can call "the constitution document".

HTH

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> So what? Those people deserve it.

They might well deserve it - but the *rest* of society doesn't deserve having its rights trampled upon to achieve that end.

Not clearing up your dog shit should be unlawful. But it isn't terrorism, and so anti-terrorist legislation - which, IIRC we were specifically assured would not be used for other purposes - is not the mechanism to be used.

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Loki, LC3 and Pandora: The great Sinclair might-have-beens

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Re: >"fake up a bitmapped screen by making use of a character-based display"

> An idea they undoubtedly got from the VIC-20, where it had been SOP for a couple of years.

It predates that; I had it on a UK101...

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Apple Mac Pro: It's a death star, not a nappy bin, OK?

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Re: Really?

> Some elements of Abrams Trek seem more sophisticated and thought out

...And then he covers the whole lot in shitloads of lens flare :-(

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Parking firm pulls app after dev claims: I can SEE credit card privates

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Re: What?

Raise a complaint with the ICO.

Clearly the company are completely inept and need a good thrashing.

*chortle*

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Random car shutdowns force Toyota to recall Prius hybrids - AGAIN

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Re: To use or not to use computers, that is the question

Nowadays: Car's msfiring. It's a coil pack. No you have to buy the whole bank. No, you can't get to it without stripping the whole intake off. That's 6 hours labour please.

If only it were that simple...

It's a Mass Air Flow sensor. OK, so that didn't fix it, it's a coolant temperature sensor.

No joy? OK, it's a lambda sensor.

Still not running? Must be the throttle body. Or the ECU.

Yes, a main VW dealer did try all that on, and offer £1000 trade-in for the car against a new model on the grounds that, at 8 years old, it was at the end of its life.

I fixed the car. Took me half an hour. It was an interconnect fault, as you'd expect with symptoms like that. But VW still charged my missus nearly a grand for the work they did, and were quoting £2.5K for what they wanted to do...

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'No, I CAN'T write code myself,' admits woman in charge of teaching our kids to code

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Re: Oh really?

> Knowing a subject doesn't mean you are capable of teaching it.

I once had a week's skiing lessons with a member of the Italian Olympic ski team.

She is undoubtedly the best skier I've ever had the privilege to ski with.

But she was a totally useless teacher. She just didn't get that making us stand still in the cold for 5mins meant the single corner we then made wasn't going to be superb...

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BOFH: Attractive person is attractive. Um, why are your eyes bulging?

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Re: PFY

> ?

PFY

HTH, HAND, etc.

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Re: Sir

> and leave promptly via the catflap

Deliberately? Or otherwise ?

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Jean Michel Jarre: Je voudrais un MUSIC TAX sur VOTRE MOBE

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Re: Thanks for the great idea JMJ!

But he can dodge your tax by switching to a Theremin - not a line of software inside!

Irrelevant. He's demanding that phone users pay a levy when they've got no music in their phones, so we should insist that professional musicians should pay a levy for the software in some instruments, without which said instruments would be unusable.

That many instruments contain no such software makes no difference, if we use Jarre's logic[1].

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[1] Ha!

Apple in patent cross-hairs AGAIN

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Re: Patently Insane Insanity

> what is the collective for a pack of lawyers ?

A "mendacium" ?

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BT scratches its head over MYSTERY Home Hub disconnections

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Re: pip pip pip pip...

We had original Prestel terminals at college. They were just BBC Micro's in a box with different ROMs.

They weren't original Prestel terminals, then. Prestel predates the BBC micro...

We were playing with it in the '70s. The potential was immediately obvious - but the product was doomed to failure on account of BT's pricing.

France did viewdata rather better with its Minitel system - it was affordable for yer average types. It is rumoured that Minitel's success was one of the main reasons for slow Internet uptake in the country...

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London's King of Clamps shuts down numberplate camera site

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> You might be able to use the ANPR box in conjunction with a pressure strip embedded in the road

Such pressure hoses are used for measuring vehicle weight - but IME, this is purely for census gathering, not enforcement of any kind...

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Canadian spookhaus says airport Wi-Fi slurp didn't invade privacy

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Re: Well, I figured that the canuck sigint spooks would get outed before too long

> I change my IMEI weekly

Probably not good advice, as it's frequently illegal to do so.

US Law governing IMEI change

UK Law governing IMEI change

There will doubtless be similar laws in other jurisdictions, but someone else can look those up.

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Eurocops want to build remote car-stopper, shared sensor network

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Re: Integration

>> I really don't think I'd have had much trouble kicking it in with both feet.

> Try it, then come and tell us.

Older cars with a rubber sealing strip aren't so bad - you put your feet in the corner of the screen and push against the seat, and the glass pops out.

Newer cars with bonded screens - i.e. pretty much everything on the road at the moment - will likely be very much harder...

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Re: Integration

>> " when you have anti-lock brakes you don't leave as much braking distance."

> Sorry, Bad driving technique, full stop.

There are many, many bad drivers.

When ABS first started to become available on mass-produced cars, I spoke to a friend in the Insurance trade about it.

ABS cars were heavily loaded because they featured far more highly in front-end-damage collision statistics. Apparently, owners had failed to understand the difference between "anti-lock" and "magical"...

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Google Glassholes, GET OFF our ROADS, thunder lawmakers in seven US states

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Re: Once upon a time....

> If the handle wire gets pulled during the accident (distinct possibility

Like I said, you've never worked in the automotive industry, have you?

> http://www.nhtsa.gov/cars/rules/rulings/DoorLocks/DoorLocks_NPRM.html

This basically disagrees with your premise. For example, from the (small) section on Door Locks :-

"We are proposing to retain the existing requirements for door locks largely as is"

"All exterior door locks must be capable of being unlocked from the interior of the vehicle"

If you go through the article, you'll notice that it pertains to specifications for the "door latch". This si what I previously referred to as a "door catch" - feel free to substitute the US term for mine fi you like.

What you should note, however, is that the proposal is to ensure the correct operation of door latches/catches - *not* door locks. Your "supporting" material is arguing with you...

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Re: Dangerous, because you have to move your eyes upwards, and refocus.

> Cancer links have already been reported for mobile phones

They haven't.

*Claims* have been made. All they need is substantiation.

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Re: Once upon a time....

> Which can engage in the twisted metal of an accident.

*What* ?

> See my point?

No. You appear to be claiming magical properties for a door lock that it simply does not have. It's a lock - no more, no less.

You've not worked in the car industry, have you?

> Plenty of people have had their unlocked doors open and then get thrown out and killed as a result.

[ Citation needed ]

If the catch fails - leading to the door opening in a collision - the lock would have done precisely *nothing* to have prevented that failure. It is the catch that holds the door closed, not the lock.

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Re: Once upon a time....

a locked door makes the door part of the car frame in the event of a crash, making the side sturdier and better able to absorb impact:

This is not true.

The *door catch* does all the above, and is essential for bodyshell stability for the reasons you have outlined.

The *lock* merely prevents the handle from opening the door. It thus makes the frame no stronger in an impact, but does prevent rescuers from getting to casualties.

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Re: "I don't see the problem..."

One of the exercises was to come down a snowy hill and avoid a trafic cone placed in the middle of the road. Without exception, everyone hit it the first time.

I did some skidpan training. Our instructor had a natty piece of advice - "Don't go looking for problems. You've already got enough of those. Look for solutions".

The slightly-less flippant point he was making was that if you look at a particular piece of scenery, you're likely to put the car there. If you're looking at an obstruction / crash / other monumentally dangerous situation, you're likely to hit it. If you're looking at the only gap through the field of destruction, you've got a good chance of making it...

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Cameron: UK public is fine with domestic spying

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> ukip seems to be the right way to go

UKIP is very much the wrong way to go.

It just might be better than all the others...

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Elderly Bletchley Park volunteer sacked for showing Colossus exhibit to visitors

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Re: Poles do and Die

> Plenty of Poles decorated for their service in RAF

The BNP had an advert made up a few years with a Spitfire in the background to try to the whole "national pride" thing.

They picked an image of a squadron that was staffed entirely of Polish pilots...

Laugh? I nearly paid my Poll Tax.

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Re: Elvington

I'd suggest that if the opportunity arises to do a skidpan/car control day, grab it with both hands, it'll transform your behaviour behind the wheel.

Seconded.

I forget the exact stats, but an enormous percentage - almost all, in fact - of road accidents are preceded by an uncontrolled skid. But the first time most people get to experience a total loss of control is when it happens for real...

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Commentards Day Out?

Anyone fancy a trip to TNMOC to show a bit of support?

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Reg reader crafts 3-axis GoPro 'Stubilizer' for skull-mounted cameras

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Stu - Fancy renting me the prototype?

I'm just booking up a fairly significant flight, and I'd kinda like a way to video it. Should happen next month, with a bit of luck.

How well does this handle high-G situations? :-)

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The other end of the telescope: Intel’s Galileo developer board

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Re: Lost the plot

> CMOS silicon is very tolerant of high temperatures.

Yeah, after a fashion...

The problem of high Tj isn't instant catastrophic failure, it's a reduction in device longevity; the chip simply doesn't last as long as it otherwise would.

In some markets, that makes no difference - devices are obsoleted long before they fail. Other markets would simply not accept that sort of lifespan...

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Give hackers your data, says former RSA man

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Juels' new “Honey Encryption” proposal

... isn't new at all.

The idea of "duress" passwords goes back a very long way...

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Judge: Google owes patent troll a 1.36% cut of AdWords' BEELLIONS

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Re: @bazza I shouldn't laugh, but...

> I've never seen the things I buy advertised on Google.

If I'm not using AdBlock or similar, I *always* see the things I buy advertisied on Google.

*After* I've bought them.

I cannot be alone in this...

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NatWest 'spam' email cockup got me slapped with late payment fee, says angry Reg reader

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Re: The ISP is to blame not the sender

> In SPF there are two flags ~all or -all

There's also ?all, meaning "everything else should be treated as if we hadn't said anything at all". There's also "+all", which is there for orthogonality, but entirely harmful in practice[1].

> it was highly reasonable of us to adhere to their SPF records

Yes. If the domain owner says "this is forged", it's correct to believe it be forged...

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Re: The ISP is to blame not the sender

> Their ISP has most to blame

Not so.

> as SPF is just a way to score an email as possible spam

No it isn't.

SPF has no intentions of being anything to do with spam. SPF is a way for domain owners to make statements about how their mail servers will behave.

If a domain owner says "those servers *there* send mail for me; anything else is a forgery", it is appropriate for any receiving MTA to believe that domain owner, and deal with such stated forgeries as if they were - well, forgeries.

> as someone who runs a hosting company myself

Please tell us which one. I always like to know how much any prospective supplier knows about their field of endeavour.

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Re: SPF natwest.com

> v=spf1 ip4:155.136.0.0/16

Ewwwww...

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Stephen Fry rewrites computer history again: This time it's serious

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Re: What's the problem? Linux cloned Unix, Android cloned Java.

> If Paterson just copied the CP/M API - and didn't copied CP/M code

The story is that QDOS was a copy of far more than just the API, it was a simple rip of the codebase.

It's many years since I've seen anything approaching evidence, though. It looked quite compelling at the time, but I wasn't interested enough to save it away, nor even to check too carefully.

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A BBC-by-subscription 'would be richer', MPs told

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Re: Okay so in the event that the license goes then..

> The BBC owns lots of content the UK license pay shelled out for

Very little modern stuff, actually.

Most programnmes are now produced by independent companies, with some rights sold to the BBC. That means the coprights generally don't belong to the BBC, so what they can do is somewhat limited...

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Re: I wouldn't sub

> half assed F1 coverage

It's been that way since Murray Walker stopped commentating.

I've begun to wonder whether my love of F1 was largely down to his enthusiasm...

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Re: Quality

> Does the concept of maximising revenue *by* maintaining quality not occur to them

No. It doesn't.

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4K-ing hell! Will your shiny new Ultra HD TV actually display HD telly?

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Re: >sit too far from their screens to benefit from HD

> I don't know if the problem is the frame rate, or the resolution

Neither.

For most people, it's simply the compression artefacts - text is all high-frequency information, and those values just get quantised out of the DCT.

In the UK - I don't know if it happens elsewhere as well - they've developed this *really* annoying habit of shrinking the credits to about a quarter of the screen so they can shjow an advert for another programme. And voice over as well.

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Prof Stephen Hawking: 'There are NO black holes' – they're GREY!

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Re: Finally he makes sense

> pretty damned obvious the classic theory on black holes was wrong

All theories are wrong - if they weren't we'd know everything.

The point of each of the surviving theories is that they each model reality more closely than what went before...

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Icahn slurps another $500m in Apple shares, demands buyback AGAIN

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Re: Good...

> Apple are sitting on a vast cash pile

Why does that make me think of Smaug? :-)

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