* Posts by Vic

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Lights OUT for Philae BUT slumbering probot could phone home again as comet nears Sun

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It's a shame it didn't have a small nuclear battery

It has a very large nuclear battery, a mere 300M miles away, and coupled via PV cells...

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Why did men evolve map-reading skills? They were PAID BY BONK - study

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Re: Additional explanation?

everything else could be social/cultural

Not entirely true.

Women tend to be a little shorter, and thus make better jet fighter pilots - the distance between head and brain is a little less, so they can pull more G for the same atrial blood pressure.

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An old friend of mine used to (for a laugh) always give people directions to the M6 no matter where they wanted to go.

I tend to tell people to get off the M27 at J6 if they piss me off...

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I'M SO SORRY, sobs Rosetta Brit boffin in 'sexist' sexy shirt storm

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Re: I would suggest...

Never apologise for being yourself.

Rule #32 – Enjoy the Little Things

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[Yes, it's just been on the telly]

Oi, Europe! Tell US feds to GTFO of our servers, say Microsoft and pals

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Re: It's not Europe's problem to fix

I currently work for lawyers - don't hate me

You do realise you're asking the impossible, don't you?

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Walmart's $99 crap-let will make people hate Windows 8.1 even more

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Re: Hmm, it's small

It's $99 at the retail level. You guess how hardy it is

I bought a £43[1] Android tablet a couple of months ago. It's surprisingly good...

I bought it purely to trial SkyDemon - it works just fine.

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[1] Yes, including delivery

Mastercard and Visa to ERADICATE password authentication

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Re: Start with the basics

That's the one, though I thought it was an eight character limit

My password has >10 characters in it.

Still a crap system, though - the choice of characters is very limited, and the whole system is trivially walked around (as mentioned elsewhere).

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Ahhhhh, loading your banks website in an iframe... What could possibly go wrong?!

VnV is even worse than that - it's loading an iframe that is most definitely not your bank's website, which then asks you for information...

Whoever thought that up must have had a really bad hangover an hour or two later...

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Dark side of the DUNE: Probot snaps shadowy comet surface selfie

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Re: LMFAO

You really are a nasty little twat, aren't you?

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Microsoft .NET released from its Windows chains... but what ABOUT MONO?

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Re: Licence

this licence only covers the code "as part of either a .NET Runtime or as part of any application designed to run on a .NET Runtime".

If it is MIT-licensed, then that restriction is not possible.

The MIT licence is here. Note the phrase "without limitation"...

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Microsoft: It's TIME at LAST. Yes - .NET is going OPEN and X-PLATFORM

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Re: Will there be a Redhat of Linux .NET?

I'm quite honestly struggling to see what Microsoft's DotNet is going to offer that Mono didn't already.

If it's released under the Apache 2.0 Licence, as implied in the article, then what this offers is an explicit patent licence grant.

Mono always seemed to come with threats of patent prosecution if you didn't get it from Suse...

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If they wanted to make a real impact, they'd release the .Net stack under the GPL.

LGPL would be more appropriate than GPL, I suspect...

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My HOUSE used to be a PUB: How to save the UK high street

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Re: Is there room for workshops and small businesses?

WTF were you doing in Bodge & Quodge? Is there no Screwfix, Toolstation or what have you in the vicinity?

Not that side of town, AFAIK. And if I'd have come home without the Right Sort of paint, I would have been in more trouble than I care to consider...

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Commercial properties don't always make good residential ones

Commercial properties are generally intended to get people coming in - residential properties are quite the opposite.

My mate bought the old Post Office in Exbury. It was very disappointing - they ended up living behind closed curtains, because people kept trying to peer through the windows at all hours...

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Re: Is there room for workshops and small businesses?

to the extent of refusing to use automated checkouts

That's usually my position, too.

I was forced to use one in B&Q last night - there were *no* manned checkouts open :-(

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Cry Havoc and let slip the dogs of Patent WAR! Samsung strikes back at Nvidia

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Re: Lawyers win

but do you work for free?

Frequently.

To really cut out all lawyers, you would really have to get rid of all laws

But we're not really worried about lawyers - we're worried about Lawyers.

I watched David Boies putting SCO's case against Novell, for example. He was supposed to be an Officer of the Court, with a primary responsibility to the truth. The arguments he advanced implied at leat one of the following possibilities :-

  • He was so ignorant of the situation as to be considered negligent
  • He was promoting his case to the detriment of what he knew to be the truth

Any lawyer doing his sworn duty would have done differently - but BSF charged[1] a vast sum of money for doing somthing that was immoral, probably illegal, and certainly detrimental to all parties involved in the case. And this is why we hate Lawyers, with a capital "L".

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[1] I'm not sure if they ever got paid, what with SCO declaring bankruptcy when they did. I fucking hope they got nothing,

'Tech giants who encrypt comms are unwittingly aiding terrorists', claims ex-Home Sec Blunkett

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Blunkett was the worst home secretary in modern times

Worse than Wacky Jacqui?

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Re: The sweeney...?

They both had Jags.

Jags?

They had a Granada...

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Re: Badge of Honor

British passports haven't said "subject" in decades, and even then the only ones that did were for citizens born overseas, without right of abode.

Errr - are you sure about that?

I'm pretty sure I used to have a passport that declared me a "subject", and I most certainly do have right of abode...

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Re: Use a VPN? Use SSL/TLS? Well, you are a terrorist

He's a nice enough person

[Citation needed]

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This 125mph train is fitted with LASERS. Sadly no sharks, though

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Re: Good, but not good enough

"You don't need X-rays for finding cracks in rails, eddy current detection is far easier."

At line speed?

I'm surprised they don't use TDR. That wouldn't even need the train[1]...

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[1] You'd need some cleverness to ignore all the points, and to make sure you run tests at appropriate times to ensure coverage of all the switched bits - but that's the sort of problem easily fixed with a moderate confuser and a big database.

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Re: Good, but not good enough

I'd be surprised if detecting missing clips visually at that kind of speed is that easy

It's not too tricky.

The very first linescan camera I found on Google gives a rate of up to 80k lines/second. At 125mph, that gives you a peak resolution of ~700um without magnification (how's that for mixed units?).

Given the fairly repeatable nature of clip positioning, and the fact that they are bounded by the sleeper image, it shouldn't be a big job to detect missing clips.

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Fridge-size probot headed for comet touchdown

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Re: Official unit?

1 cubic light year is about 3.3869 x 10^44 Olympic swimming pools. That's a lot of beer!

Can't you find three friends to help you?

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Firefox decade: Microsoft's IE humbled by a dogged upstart. Native next?

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Some people have problems with memory leaks or crashes, others don't.

My version of Firefox isn't exactly up-to-date, so I don't know to what extent this might have been addresses recently, but I do suffer from memory leaks.

What I believe I've determined is that FF leaks when you open/close tabs and windows repeatedly - a little more memory is used for each one which isn't returned on close.

That's sort of how I use tools - open a new window/tab to look up something, then close it once i've found what I'm after. I also tend to open new tabs for each link away from a search page - so the search results stay open in a tab. And I keep a lot of stuff open - I currently have 30 FF windows open, with multiple tabs in each window.

So my way of using FF is going to show up any leaks - and it does. Periodically, it slows to a crawl. A quick "killall firefox" bins the lot, and a restart brings my windows back - it's not a big deal, but it's something I would work on if I worked for Mozilla, rather than buggering around with UI changes all the time.

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Yet again somebody is spreading FUD based on age old experiences of FUD about Linux.

There, FTFY.

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What I see is an XML layout language. ... There would also be a wide selection of basic widgets to use and a clear method to add custom widget

Have you just re-invented Glade?

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Re: I'm not holding my breath

The GUI is a sticking point for portable software largely because we just didn't agree on how to do it. We had several different approaches that worked (X11, Mac toolbox, MsWin)

Don't forget XUL. That's all about using the browser rendering engine to create UIs for native apps...

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BlackBerry chief vows: We'll focus on 'core devices' and on, er, not losing money

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Re: What's the need they're trying to fill?

that was in effect the Mobile Date Management system

I have a sneaking suspicion your typo might be rather accurate ;-)

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Russia to ban iCloud.. to protect iPhone fiddlers' pics 'n' sh*t

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Re: 'right wing'?

The only family value that matters is as follows: teach the next generation critical thinking.

That's it. It is the only thing that should be passed on.

No. They also need self-discipline.

That way, they have a *choice* whether to confront something they see as wrong, or to go along with it for now and change it later.

Without the discipline, the freedom of choice is missing.

And now I'm starting to sound like Lister :-)

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If it's built in China, there's a risk, if it's using US designs/software or is from a US company, there's a risk

There is suspicion that Chinese kit is nobbled.

There is certainty that American kit is nobbled.

The suspicion above is largely based on statements from the people that ended up being the ones doing the nobbling.

It's not supposed to be this way round...

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Re: Russia, the worlds new leader

Depends if you trust the Russian government more than your average corporation I suppose.

But be honest - do you trust them any less?

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Be Your Own Big Brother: Going to pot

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Re: All beside the point.

The gadget I really need is one to stop all the neighbourhood cats from crapping in the garden.

A Jack Russell?

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Interstellar: An awesome sci-fi spectacle – just cut the hamminess, please

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Re: "Gravity" was accurate and realistic? Really?

Shame you snipped the important part then: "as accurately as the plot and limitations of special effects allow"

That's like saying that my old Ford Cortina was supersonic, "as accurately as the roads and limitations of the car allow". It wasn't supersonic. It was barely mobile.

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Why solid-state disks are winning the argument

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Re: Sequential Writes != SSD

SSD's are great at random I/O both read and write, and sequential reads. But at least for now, they are horrible at large sequential writes

I was doing large transport-stream captures onto SSDs a little while ago. Sequential writes were just fine (and *dramatically* faster than the RAID0 spinning rust I was replacing).

If your SSDs behave differently - you might have broken devices...

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Re: Developers need what now?

My favorite peeve is websites that were never tested other than on a Gigabit internal net.

I once had a customer whose (third party) developers told them that the new site was slow because it was running on a server on the internal LAN, and all would be well once it was in the datacentre. And kept a straight face whilst saying it...

Needless to say, the entire project was so slow and laggy, it was effectively unusable, The developers blamed the hardware, the nextwork, the colour of the sky. Two of us re-wrote the slowest bit[1] in a couple of hours[2], demonstrating that is was indeed their crap "design"[3].

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[1] They were passing the entire dataset to the client in XML, then parsing that XML in the worst piece of javascript you have ever seen. Some users were giving up after 10 minutes...

[2] I had to teach the other guy the rudiments of Javascript. Over the phone.

[3] I use the word quite wrongly...

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Re: Will SSDs warn in advance of failure?

Certain hotspots in the drive get written to very often (directories, allocation tables etc.)

They shouldn't do - the wear-levelling system on the controller is supposed to prevent that.

And this is why it is essential to use an OS that properly implements TRIM; the alternative is to watch the SSD eating itself trying to reallocate data that you've already thrown away...

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Virgin 'spaceship' pilot 'unlocked tailbooms' going through sound barrier

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Re: Why is no one mentioning the software?

Because we have insufficient evidence to make any such assertions.

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Re: Why are these guys even in charge?

Comet losses at altitude due to metal fatigue

Not all Comet losses - which is the point I was making.

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3D printed guns: This time it's for real! Oh, wait – no, still crap

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Re: But against the backdrop of your British readership...

I always thought Woolston was a relatively peaceful part of Hampshire?

Errr - no, not really :-)

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Why Comrade Cameron went all Russell Brand on the UK’s mobile networks

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Re: You almost had me there for a minute...

Call me Dave standing up for the non-millionaires.

I can't be the only one thinking of Call-Me-Kenneth when reading that moniker...

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Re: Advertising Rules

It was the several months when they forgot our company had a shared data contract

Vodafone's administration is crap.

After I stopped paying my bill, it took them four years to disconnect me...

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Re: So he admits he doesn't care about the public

Until then, it'll be the usual "Piss off, prole" attitude from the Tories.

That attitude is not exclusive to any party :-(

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Trickle-down economics works: SpaceShipTwo is a prime example

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Things like disc breaks and fuel injection came from auto racing

I have a sneaking suspicion that they came from aviation...

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usually funded or at least partially subsidised by the government - aviation fuel and train infrastructure being two good examples.

I don't believe aviation fuel is subsidised - it's just subject to less taxation. This is actually pragmatic; if there is too much disparity between two countries' policies, fuel would simply be tankered in and kept airside. This isn't good for anyone.

Even hiring a plane is expensive; the cheapest I found at a glance online was £350 an hour

I pay £144 per hour wet. And I only pay for flying time, not time on the ground; if I faff for half an hour checking out the plane, fly for half an hour to another airfield, have an hour's lunch, then fly half an hour back - that's one hour for which I pay, despite having been in posession of the aircraft for 2.5 hours.

Flying is very far from cheap, but it's not quite as bad as is often rumoured.

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Spaceplane fan sips sweet nectar from LOHAN's copious cup

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Re: I'm Jealous

Still no sign of my T-shirt & mug :(

My mug has arrived and has been properly tested.

The T-shirt is still MIA, though :-(

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Apple patents autographs. Checkmate, eBay

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Re: There is no value in......

mechanically reproduced autographs. Of ANY kind!

"And my eyes still grow damp to remember

His Majesty signed

With his own rubber stamp."

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[I'm a bit of a Floyd fan...]

iBail: American Psycho actor Christian Bale rejects Steve Jobs role

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Re: Beyond even Bales acting abilities....

whereas you can call Nigel Farage [ a cunt ] without batting an eyelid.

It's obligatory isn't it?

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mind the oranges Marlon

"Nuh muh..."

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New GCHQ spymaster: US tech giants are 'command and control networks for terror'

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Re: Not really thinking things through.

I'm not sure what exactly you are all afraid of, in a democracy, you can get rid of governments and parties you don't like through the ballot box

Can you?

At the last election, we voted against the party that brought in tuition fees and the IMP. We got a coalition of parties, one of which had promised faithfully no abolish tuition fees, and both of which had decried the IMP as abhorrent.

So what did we get? Same shit, different day...

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Is the alternative, not called Stasis !

I have a nasty suspicion it's called Stasi...

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